Chapter 355: Sophistry

20200616 Tuesday quibble

Eat tomatoes, oats and two glutinous rice cakes in the morning.

Yesterday at noon, I wrote the invitation letter H5 for the parent-teacher meeting, and I wrote it, and after everyone read it, ml said that it was better to change a page of posters. Today I took the time to make the poster again.

I ate a fish at noon, updated the article, and said a few words to the little prince

"Don't say I'm unhappy anymore

I'm not unhappy, I'm just angry. If someone makes me unhappy, I don't want to be with them.

Don't say I'm in a hurry, I don't like this word. Those who say that girls are anxious are bad people

But if you make me feel cared for, and I don't have to do anything, I'm happier and more comfortable. Since this matter is left to me, I will solve it as soon as possible and it will be over. ”

Later said something else.

When I got home from work, I ordered three dishes and went home to perform the piano for my second sister.

At 6:41, the little prince called. Say, why did you hang up my phone.

I said, "Where, when?"

He said, you see for yourself, and the screenshot is given to you

I said, ah, that's me playing the piano for my second sister, it's all WeChat this broken thing.

He said, I don't care, you hung up on me anyway

I said, ah, Maruko, I'm sorry, no, I really didn't hang up Xiao Wang's phone

He said, I'm not happy, I don't care, anyway, you hung up on me

I said, I can't blame Xiao Wang's call, how can Xiao Maruko be happy

He showed me the sky.

I said, if you let me see my face, I'll be so coaxed.

He said, I'm drying clothes

I said, Maruko is so cute and handsome to dry clothes.

He said, my mother is calling, and I will call my mother back

I continued to practice

Ten minutes later, his takeaway also arrived, looked at the things I sent, and said, I ate very well in the evening, three dishes

I said, there is a dish that is delivered, a dollar, guess which one.

He said, kelp silk

I said, yes.

He opened the takeaway

I said, super cute little balls.

He said, "I'm not wearing headphones."

I said, "Good, you're being laughed at." Why are you ordering takeout again?

He said he would not be back until half past six.

I said, shouldn't the unit leave food for you? This is unreliable, I didn't leave you food when I came back so late.

He said, yes, but it's cold.

I said, okay, you can eat something hot. By the way, Mr. Xu's daughter is back today, and he just went to pick up the plane.

He said, how did it get there? Didn't I already say it back two weeks ago

I said, because I went to Guangzhou to quarantine for two weeks. They are going to be happy at night, and the whole family is reunited.

He said that what is the point of sending a child to a person in the United States

I said, I didn't want to before, but I sent it later. His daughter looks like him.

He said, "Then I know."

I said that the daughter looks like her father, usually good-looking, and the little prince is very good-looking,

He said, I told you, I don't have headphones.

I said, then you can praise me, anyway, I'm alone here.

He said, why has the group suddenly been quiet in the past two days

I said, everyone is quiet, I will be quiet.

He said, "There's no response to you, right?"

I said, yes, no one replied to me, send a ghost, send it to you to see it's about the same, I posted it in my own group, and my eldest sister and second sister will also say, what to eat today, potatoes, what's delicious and what's not delicious.

He said that after I got up today, my brain was dizzy, like a cold, and I told the leader that I would definitely pull me to do a nucleic acid test

I said, because you just went out, right?

He said, yes, and then I worked on the lawnmower all afternoon, and now my head doesn't hurt anymore, and my throat doesn't hurt anymore

I said, you are also lazy, I am an air conditioning disease, yesterday I blew the air conditioner all day, and then it didn't blow, I'll be fine. Blowing air conditioner in the afternoon, I got dressed and it was fine

He said that the fever cold was more uncomfortable and more severe.

I said, what is a hot cold?

He said that you were originally very cold in a room, and when you suddenly go out, it is easy to heat up

I said, and this cold.

He said that if the air conditioner is turned on in the office, you must bring some clothes

I said, well, yes, my yellow coat seems to be gone

He said, I seem to have a bit of rhinitis, and my nose runs when I touch the heat

I said, don't you eat snot when you eat now, and you eat plastic when you eat takeout

He said, Huainan beef soup. The queen mother posted something in the group, you go and take a look

The queen mother said that she had made shoes for us, and I sent love, and the little prince said thank you, mother.

He said that she had nothing to do at home for the past two days, and it rained every day.

I said, "Did you buy your books and read them?"

He said, when you have time, look at what you are sewing

I said, "The tablecloth is the cover of the piano."

He said, didn't you sew it yesterday

I said, it's long, sew a little more today

He said, have you ever thought about turning Journey to the West upside down.

He said, that's the separation, and it's the four masters and apprentices. Journey to the West, I think it's the best episode of the spider spirit, dancing and shaking his head, and Tang Seng is fascinated

He said, sassing

I say, just shake around. I found that insects are all spirits, such as spider spirits, and animals are demons. If the cat demon,

He said, nonsense, black bear spirit, fox spirit.

I said, "How do you divide it?"

He said that how long it takes to cultivate, first to become a demon, and then to become a spirit.

I said, it makes sense.

He said, you are a combination of a goblin and a goblin, and you are a goblin

I said, no, I'm jing, nerve.

He said, hahaha, you know you're nerves, hahaha

I said, or maybe it's a demon, a demon.

He said, you also know that you are a demon, and you think you don't know, you know these things, why don't you remember when I talk about you, you don't recognize it.

I said, I was joking just now, how can I really be a demon and nervous. Have you ever heard a sentence that people can laugh at themselves, but it's your fault to go along with it?

He said, it is indeed my fault, my fault, my fault

I said, "You're right to praise people."

He said, yes, yes, my no, my no, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right.

I said, when I have time, I will write some of the presiding scripts of the parent-teacher conference, and I will have a parent-teacher conference this week. Ah, I'm out of power,

Sew the tablecloth, reconnect the wires, start practicing, and he plays games.

After about half an hour, he said, "Have you adjusted it?"

I said, no. It's still matching

He said, "Then I'll play a little longer."

I continued to play

He said, "My head is buzzing at night from your piano."

I laughed, I said, my feet seem to have the smell of meat dumplings, so fragrant, I want to eat zongzi.

He said, hahaha, if you want to eat, you can buy it, and it tastes like meat dumplings. Do you take a bite and see?

I continued to play and tried each key, and there were 9 broken in total.

He went to roll call. Come back and say, it's nine o'clock, and you're still sitting

I said, I've taken a shower.

Did he say he washed it? What to do if you sit one night and complain to someone

I said, don't play it. (humming unforgivable)

What he was looking at

And I said, What do you see?

He said, "If you play the piano and ignore me, I'll look at something else."

I said, Yin Yin, you want to play by yourself, and now I say I will ignore you.

He said, "Have you been playing the piano all night, and I'm still buzzing in my ears right now?"

I said, you are a person.

He said, "I'm a person, I'm a person, how am I a person?"

I said, you person, when you play the trumpet, why didn't I say that I was noisy by your trumpet all kinds of sounds one night

He said, I blow for as long as I can in one night, from 6:30 to 7:30 at most, and I will take a break in the middle. It's nine o'clock, and you're still playing

I said, "How diligent."

He said, even if the queen mother stays up all night to make shoes, I don't remind you, you can't see it at all

I didn't speak

He said, as soon as you say that you are unhappy, you are angry again.

I said, I'm not angry, it's obvious that you're sad

He said, I didn't, the report I took it back, and it was cloudy to write again

I said, oh, did I do something wrong, I've been practicing for too long? Practicing too diligently?

He said, don't pretend to be pathetic.

I said, okay, okay, I'm not pitiful

He said, it's not that you are not pitiful, you are pretending to be pitiful

I laughed

He said, how disastrous this year is. Chongqing, Shandong, Jiangsu, and Anhui are all about to flood

I said, don't scare me, I'll be afraid, maybe the end of the world will really come

A few of them talked about vaccines or something.

I said, I watch the news again, I have to watch it every time, anyway, there is no music more interesting than me.

He argued with me whether I wanted to play the piano or if he wanted to play games.

He said, "Did I say you played it or not?"

I said, you usually play games and fool me and ask me questions

He said, let's talk about everything and be reasonable

I'm going to argue, he pulls out his headphones, and I'm amused to death.

I said, if you take two minutes and talk to me, I'll find that if you talk to me, I won't play, but you say for ten seconds, and you can play if you want.

He said, "You don't have a wrong time, you mouth."

I said, you ask me if I'm okay today, does this sentence mean that I can talk to you, just ask. Then you continue to play the game on your own.

He said, you are the most in your body, and you are arrogant

I said, it was, do you remember?

He said, I don't listen to me non-stop

I said, if you don't listen, how can I win.

He said, "Don't listen to you, a monster with a mouth all over your body."

I say, you listen to me

He said, "I don't listen, I don't listen."

I said, isn't it a few times and I have reminded you that you don't have to talk to me, you can play the game by yourself, isn't it,

He said, let's apologize to each other and turn the page (it's a pit)

I said, okay, you first

He said, ladies first, you speak first

I said, I'm sorry.

He said, "You finally know what's wrong, what's wrong."

I said, you're so bad that I'm ignoring you. It's very comfortable to blow outside

He said, "If you open such a big window, someone will come from you at night."

I said, ah, don't scare me. I'll go close the windows right away

He said, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, you're not a person who hasn't been afraid of heaven and earth.

I'm still closing the windows in the kitchen and living room

He said it would rain at night, so it would be okay to close the windows

I shut it down and said the goblins wouldn't run in

He said that the Journey to the West is reversed, Rulai sent four masters and apprentices to take the eight heavenly books and the little white dragon to the Eastern Tang Dynasty to preach, and encountered all kinds of monsters along the way, and found that they all had a backstage, and no matter how evil they did, they would not be punished.

Bajie and Sha Seng felt that it was too dark, so they had no choice but to hide in Gao Laozhuang and the other into the quicksand river, only Wukong insisted on justice and killed demons all the way to escort Master Dong to preach.

As a result, Heavenly Court couldn't bear Wukong anymore and reached an agreement with Rulai - we can guarantee that Tang Sanzang will arrive in Chang'an safely, but you have to deal with Sun Wukong's thorn in the head, Rulai agreed, under a conspiracy, Bailong was seriously injured and fell into the mountain stream, Wukong was defeated and was crushed under Wuzhi Mountain.

Tang Sanzang abandoned Sun Wukong, came to Chang'an alone, preached in Chang'an, was named the royal brother, enjoyed the glory and wealth, and died a righteous life.

After 500 years in this way, Wukong finally escaped from the foot of Wuzhi Mountain, without saying a word, turning the heavenly court upside down, and the heavenly court was forced to reluctantly promise to let Zhu Bajie turn into a human body, and be named the marshal of Tianpeng, and the sand monk was named the general of the rolling shutter, as long as they can kill Sun Wukong.

In the end, Wukong, who was disheartened because of his brother's cannibalism, went to find the Bodhi Patriarch to solve his doubts, and then he sealed the cultivation, and threw the Ruyi golden hoop stick into the East China Sea to turn into the Dinghaishen Needle, returned to Huaguo Mountain, and accompanied the monkey monkey grandson to live an ordinary life, and finally turned into a stone on the top of Huaguo Mountain......

I said, indeed, those with backgrounds are gone. For example, the golden horn and silver horn are also mounts.

And he said, They are children

I said, oh.

He said, "Will you say yes if I call you?"

I said, Sun Dasheng

He said, "Your grandfather is here." Hahaha, this is a fragment of Zhang Wei's love apartment

I said he also played a soldier

He said it was like a movie.

I said, I don't watch movies

He said, now you can skip eating, you can't sleep, you don't talk to me, you can play the piano, and leave me aside

I said, you talk nonsense, you just left me aside, I was bored alone to buy the piano, you forgot my original intention to buy the piano

He said, you speak with your conscience, won't your conscience hurt, I worked overtime except at night, and I didn't call you that night.

I said, no, I touched it, and I jumped well. The original intention was that you left me aside, I was bored, and I bought a piano to pass the time.

He said, who left you aside, the chat record is only two days of overtime, and I have contacted you for the rest. How many times have I taken the initiative to call you over the past few days, and how many times have you taken the initiative to call me

I said, the little prince seems to think that taking the initiative to call is very creditable, have you ever thought that I am waiting for your call around the clock,.

He said, "You're starting to open up your four mouths again."

I said, I'm going to sit up and talk to you, I'll ask you

He said, "I don't listen, I don't listen."

I said, this example you gave is untenable, and it me off, this scoundrel

He said, what is it called, men are not bad women do not love, I can't be too nice to you

I said, then you're wrong

He said, "I didn't hear what he said."

I said to myself, I'm laughing to death, this person is so funny.

He said, "I've cut off two fingers for your performance."

I said, then you see me picking my nostrils, and performing in front of the children to drink glue, putting your hand in, and then licking this hand.

He said, where is so stupid, so deceitful

I said, just like me

He laughed and said, like you, like you.

Kind of sleepy him.

He said that he probably wouldn't be able to call you like that from a cloudy night

I said, overtime?

He said, no, I have to move the bed from the cloudy day, and the room here needs to be renovated, sleep in a large bunk, and sleep in a room for a dozen or so, so that it will not work to call you, and people don't want to be a fool for me.

I said, in the dorm no one else is a fool for you

He said, "It doesn't matter if you have a dormitory, my own room, it's a public place."

I made a joke about grinding my teeth and snoring with my roommate, and I said that I would pull out my teeth and plug them up. He said it would run out of his mouth.

Laughing to death, good night