Chapter 12: The Shuttle Project
Hearing Qilini's words, several leaders looked at each other, especially the president of country M, whose tried-and-true carrot and stick policy was used on him for the first time, and it was not an ordinary uncomfortable feeling.
"Please come to the next door for the time being and wait for news, and we will let you know as soon as we have the results of our discussions."
"Okay, then I'll wait for good news." Qilini arched his hand and walked out the door with a smile, he was almost sure that what he had just said was enough to make these stubborn old fellows tempted.
The door to the interrogation room closed heavily, but the leaders were silent, staring blankly at the edge of the table.
"Come on, guys, it's not a problem to be at a stalemate all the time." The chairman took the lead in breaking the silence, "Let me first talk about my opinion, joining the EU, we may pay some price, and we may have to live in secret; But if we don't join the alliance, we may be exterminated. ”
"I think all of you here have no opinion on the issue of accession, and they unanimously agree to join the EU. In fact, we still need to focus on two issues: whether our army can guarantee sufficient independence after we join the alliance, and whether our government will be controlled by the Evenor. According to what he just said, both of these issues guarantee independence, so I don't think there is any problem in joining the alliance. The president of country M took over the right to speak and said.
"The words of the president of country M are very wrong, I don't know if you have thought about it, but the Evino people have been monitoring us, can you guarantee that we will not continue to be monitored after joining the alliance? What's more, with our current strength, even if we enter the alliance, it will only be a hug for our thighs, and if they suck us up like oranges and throw them away, then we won't lose more than we gain. The president of country F sneered and sneered.
"I agree with the President of Country F," the head of Country Y nodded repeatedly, "The so-called alliance is nothing more than draining each individual to feed the strongest, and we learned this lesson more than eighty years ago. ”
"Don't blame the EU for your economic reasons, and don't forget that the economy hasn't recovered much since you left the EU!" The president of country F slapped the table and scolded loudly, and there was a posture of coming to fight a war if he was not convinced.
"Okay, okay, the two of you are here today to discuss the future of mankind, not to fight among themselves." The president of country D and the prime minister of country R pulled away from the tension between the two and looked back at the Russian president who was watching the play and eating melons on the sidelines, "Mr. President of country E, what do you think?" ”
"According to the lessons of our history, as long as the army is in our hands, even if the Evino people enter our government, it will be fine, they do not pose much of a threat to us without a foundation of interpersonal relationships, and they can be eliminated in a minute. I'm afraid that the conditions we put forward now are just a blank slate for the Evenors, waiting for us to break the contract after joining the alliance. ”
The opinion was published in a circle, and finally the right to speak returned to the chairman.
"In fact, we talked for a long time, but we ignored an important person." The chairman glanced around with a slightly meaningful look.
Several leaders glanced at each other, yes, there is also Yang Jingzhong, since Yang Jingzhong is so important to the Evino people, it is better to simply find a breakthrough from him.
Qilini was called back to the interrogation room: "How are you? Have you made up your mind? ”
"After our discussion just now, we found that there is another question that needs to be asked of Mr. Qilini," the chairman picked up the teacup on the table and took a sip, and continued, "What is the use of that Yang Jingzhong to you?" ”
"This ...... I want my microbrain to answer. Qiliani flicked the microbrain on his wrist, and a small blue figure holding a pillow and wearing pajamas appeared on the disc. Ms. Lan Xin, could you please tell us a little bit about our Shuttle Program? ”
The little blue man rubbed his sleepy eyes and combed his messy hair unhurriedly: "Yes, but, Xiao Qi, I want to talk to you about something." ”
"It's okay, you say."
"The old lady sees that you don't want to live anymore, you don't sleep with your wife in the middle of the night, but come over to quarrel with me, do you know how many things I have to do this day, and when the microbrain is also very tired, do you know? You... ”
Qiuni decisively slapped off the microbrain's sound system, and smiled very awkwardly at the stunned leaders around him: "I'm sorry everyone, our Ms. Lan Xin has a bit of a big temper, this elderly microbrain is like this, I'm also at fault, I watched a video and was fascinated, and before I knew it, it was the middle of the night." Please wait a moment and let me calm her down. ”
Immediately afterwards, Qiuni hurriedly turned around, lowered his voice and begged Lan Xin, who was already red in his body and dancing his teeth and claws because he couldn't make a sound: "Auntie, can you give me a little face in this public, anyway, I am also the captain of a planetary battleship, in case someone else knows, where can I put my face?" (Evano Attendant: There's no one else here, just me, so you can put your face on me.) In this way, you can finish your current work, and when you get back to the moon, I will do whatever you ask me to do. ”
The leaders couldn't understand what they were saying, but they could see that the villain's red body was gradually returning to blue, and a few unintelligible words appeared on the surface of the body.
"What? You make me stand ...... Forget it, isn't it just a striptease, as long as you cooperate with your work now, don't take videos and post them on social networking sites when dancing. Qiliani only felt that one brain was five big, but the situation forced him to bow to her for the time being. (Eva Eva: Understood, this is going to take pictures of the captain's voluptuous posture.) It's a pity, Captain, that you are wise enough to know that the earthlings don't understand the Evano language, but you didn't expect that there is a real Evano next to you. )
The corners of Lan Xin's mouth rose slightly, she was not afraid that Qiuni would regret it afterwards, don't forget, she is a mobile supercomputer.
"The so-called Shuttler Project is actually a small help to the races that have just joined the Alliance. Every time we find a new race, we look in advance for someone in their existing group who we think can provoke the future of the entire nation. Everyone, please look at this picture. A three-dimensional picture appeared above Lan Xin's head, and the protagonist was Yang Xue, who was alone in the middle of the night with a rope hanging a coin as a battleship.
"Mother F**ker" Yang Jingzhong, who was allowed to enter the monitoring room by Director Zhang Shucai, saw this scene and suddenly felt like he was looking for a piece of tofu and hit him headlong to death, "Grandma, let me go!" Let me go and settle accounts with these two goods! Release... Oh, it's Agent Thompson, I'll just talk about it, if you can grab me by the collar and keep holding on to it. ”
Of course, Lan Xin can't know what Yang Jingzhong is thinking, but even if he knows, he may just laugh it off, anyway, the video has been released, what can you do with me: "Yang Jingzhong is the person we found, although the expectations are not high, but they are qualified (Yang Jingzhong: I**you**). For such potential people, we will let them go through the development period by providing hibernation techniques, and wake them up at the time you think is most appropriate. Generally speaking, with a good education, we select people who will eventually be called the best, and the chance of success is as high as 99%. Of course, the President of Russia, please rest assured that all the arrangements for Yang Jingzhong's future are in your hands, and we will not use him to interfere in your internal affairs. ”
"Okay, please Mr. Qiuni go next door and wait for a while, and we old fellows will make the final decision."
"Everyone, vote by show of hands." The interrogation room was quiet again, and the chairman glanced at a few old guys who were silent, "Joining the alliance will have more advantages than disadvantages, vote for it." ”
"Since they all agreed, it must be the result of careful consideration, so I also voted for it." President E made the second statement.
"What I just said has already shown my attitude, country M, favor!"
"Country D, country R is in favor."
"Hehe, since several big countries have agreed, then our country Y is also in favor!" The Prime Minister of Country Y raised his hand with a smile. "President F, what is your attitude?"
"Well, even if you don't live with dignity, it's still alive, it's better than exterminating the race, country F, favor!" The president of country F sighed deeply and cast his last vote in favor.
Qilini was called back again, and unlike before, several national leaders were standing and waiting for him.
"Looks like you've all decided to join the Alliance, right?" When Qiuni saw this posture, he understood that this was done.
"Without further ado, we will sign an agreement immediately, and in a week's time, the first batch of weapons and equipment will be transported to Earth, along with the ambassadors of other civilizations, please complete the integration of the major forces on Earth within this week. Soon, I will take Yang Jingzhong to the moon for hibernation. ”
"Wait," the chairman interrupted Qiini, "Mr. Qiuni, you see it's not too early, we earthlings are not as energetic as you Evenors. Anyway, we must have joined the alliance, and we are not in a hurry for a while, so when a few of our old guys and Yang Jingzhong are rested tomorrow morning, you can bring the agreement over to us and sign it, and it will not be too late to take people away. ”
"Okay, I'll go back to the moon to draw up the covenant and the laws of the alliance to be followed after joining the alliance, and I'll meet you again tomorrow morning." Qilini groaned slightly, but finally nodded. "Lan Xin, teleport us back to the moon."
A few points of light appeared around the Evino people, rotating around the two of them, drawing a trail like light, and the speed of rotation became faster and faster, when everyone could no longer see the point of light and could only feel that the two were completely wrapped in light, the next second, both of them disappeared in place, leaving only the light spots sprinkled like snow in the sky.