371 Boogers Lovers...... Guru Huang

"Aunt Cane, can we go?" Shen Lang said.

"Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! Fan Qiongdan took two steps and felt very relaxed in his hands...... Then he turned around and walked back into the house, "Wait for me, I'll get some equipment and set off." ”

Shen Lang: "......" "Oh, get more equipment, you may have to face a tough battle!" ”

"Ding Dong ~ successfully recruited Aunt Cane as a teammate ~" Shen Lang made up the sound effect in his brain.

Since Aunt Sue's family doesn't have a bicycle,

And she didn't want to ride a tricycle to a tiring trip.

So......

The bicycle that Shen Lang was riding had to carry Aunt Cane in the back, and the weight of the two people was pressed together...... The wheels suffocated instantly...... After riding for dozens of meters, the body is about to fall apart......

Shen Lang had to turn back and change to a tricycle to carry Aunt Sue to set off, this tricycle was still left behind when he sent Lingying over...... I forgot to take it all along......

Alas...... People with such great skills of ours are actually planted on the means of transportation, Gan!

Shen Lang didn't know Huang Jianming's residence, but thanks to Fan Qiongdan's guidance along the way, he found Huang Daochang's home......

It's really a very small hall, which is only dedicated to Taishang Laojun, and the temple is ...... On the left is the bedroom...... On the right is the kitchen...... That's all...... There was some fine ash all around, and it seemed that no one had cleaned it for the past few days.

Shen Lang stood at the door of the temple and shouted softly, "Huang Daochang, are you at home?" Huang Daoye? Huang Jianming? Wong tai sin? And then ...... There was no response......

Fan Qiongdan and Huang Daochang also know each other,

She broke into other people's homes with a big grin,

"Lao Huang? Come out, I've got something to look for you! ”

Shen Lang touched his nose,

Silently followed behind Aunt Cane.

"Who! It's noisy! It's a dream! ”

A man's thick Cantonese accent came from the room,

Listen to the sound...... Obviously not Huang Jianming......

A figure emerged from the room.

"Huh? Strange faces! Who are you? Thief? Fan Qiongdan became vigilant.

"Hey! You are stupid, how can a thief pick such a broken place! ”

"That's right."

"It's good that you know, this kind of ghost place can't even feed rats!"

Fan Qiongdan chirped crookedly with the strange man,

Shen Lang bypassed Fan Qiongdan's back,

Finally saw the man's appearance clearly.

Shen Lang gasped,

"Shhh...... This is the autumn birth...... The one surnamed Huang was born in the autumn...... A well-known actor on Hong Kong Island ......"

The man is sturdy, white and fat, 1.8 meters tall, with brown fluffy hair, some unkempt clothes, dirty gray cloth, both cuffs are rolled up to the crook of the arm, and the part that is turned out is even black, carefully identified...... The inverted cuffs should have been pure white.

With a black belt tied around his waist and a string of heavy rosaries around his neck, the man's face is more handsome with Western Europeans, thick eyebrows, big eyes and a big nose, two small mustaches hanging from his lips, and a pinch of beard on his chin.

The appearance is very high, but unfortunately the behavior is indecent, from the time he came out to the present, the man's little finger has been pounded in his nostrils, and he has been buckled in and out, it seems that he has to rely on the boogers for the rest of his life.

Fan Qiongdan chirped and said, "Old friend! Who the hell are you? ”

After the man finished deducting his nose, he spit out and blew it off, with a ', you're' expression, "I just want to ask you, who are you two?" This is a private place, who allowed you to come in! ”

Fan Qiongdan was about to take out the magic weapon, Shen Lang hurriedly held her down, looked at the man and said with a smile, "I am Shen Lang, Uncle Ying's disciple, this is Aunt Sue, a celebrity in the town...... We came here this time to find Huang Jianming, can you help us call him out? ”

"Looking for Huang Jianming?" The man continued to pick his nose, "He's not here." ”

"Not there? Where did that go? ”

"Who knows, it's gone again......"

"So...... Who are you ......?"

"Hey, you're a good talker, so it's okay to tell you." The man scratched his chest casually, revealing the strong muscles in it, "I'm Huang Jianming's brother." ”

Talking......

The man fought a set of punches on the spot,

When he finally settled, he put on an arrogant posture,

"Sensational in the east and west, powerful in the north and south of the river, the twenty-eighth generation of the Tantric Yellow Sect - Huang Qinghai! It's just down, you don't have to kneel, you don't have to kneel! ”

Shen Lang: "......"

Fan Qiongdan: "......"

Who meows you to kneel......

But what is Tantra? It seems to be the east and east of Buddhism...... In short, it sounds like a bull's ......

Fan Qiongdan naturally didn't believe it, "Is it really so powerful?" ”

Huang Qinghai rolled his eyes, "Believe it or not!" Then he gave an eviction order, "Okay, the words have been explained to you thoroughly, you two can go, don't send it." ”

Walk......? Who's going to take a hand when you're gone...... This Huang Qinghai is also quite strong when he looks at it! If you can't catch Huang Jianming as a coolie, just take his brother to the account!

Shen Lang smiled all over his face, "Oh, it turned out to be the head of the zodiac, looking up for a long time." ”

Huang Qinghai frowned and said, "Don't be close to ...... Also, when you call me, call the guru, I'm not a Taoist priest without talent! ”

Guru is the honorific title of Tibetan Buddhism for those who have high virtues and are worthy of being a teacher.

"Okay, Master Huang, my master feels that something evil is coming, can you come and help?" Shen Lang said straight to the point.

Huang Qinghai pulled out a grain of boogers and handed it over,

"I told you to eat this...... Will you eat it? ”

"Of course not!" Shen Lang said.

"My answer is the same as you......" Huang Qinghai turned around and walked back, "No, goodbye!" ”

There must be wonders for the extraordinary...... This Huang Qinghai's personality is diametrically opposed to his gentle younger brother......

Shen Lang was not discouraged and said, "If you are paid, you should think again, Master Huang." ”

Huang Qinghai waved his hand, "I'm not interested, I'm a monk, and I treat money like dung." ”

"Twenty oceans!" Shen Lang pressed out all the reward money he received from Dashuai, and he couldn't bring it back anyway......

Huang Qinghai's pace suddenly stiffened, and he walked back backwards, his face was also quite thick, he smiled confidently, "But when the dung reaches a certain amount, someone needs to clean it up, as a monk, I am very happy to clean up this dirty dung for you, little brother, after all...... If I don't go to hell, who will go to hell? ”

Cattle Batch...... Regardless of anything else, Huang Qinghai's eloquence already makes me appreciate it very much.

Shen Lang grinned,

Directly gave him ten oceans,

After the agreement is completed, the remaining ten pieces will be completed.

Fan Qiongdan next to him didn't say anything sarcastic, this person has such a strong face, presumably his cultivation is not far behind......

Later, I asked, it turned out that Huang Qinghai passed by here a few days ago, and he planned to find Huang Jianming to catch up, but Huang Jianming had already gone out to travel......

Huang Qinghai is a person who has no plan at all, and he stays at his brother's house because he is too lazy to move around...... You may live for a month, you may live for a day or two, and you will travel in all directions, depending on your mood.

So Shen Lang was able to meet Huang Qinghai, I have to say that it was fate.

"It's just that this fate is a little too hard......"

Shen Lang was tired and sweating,

Pedaling a tricycle,

Aunt Cane sat in the back holding a small mirror and admired her beauty,

Huang Qinghai grabbed a lotus leaf and covered his face to sleep,

It's such a bumpy ride...... The two behind him were like no one...... It's really unusual.