16 guys at the bottom of the river
There are still three days left before the coffin of the Ren family's grandfather is relocated,
Shen Lang stayed in Uncle Jiu's Yizhuang and began to worry,
People are most afraid of idleness, there is no TV in this era, there is no mobile phone,
There is nothing fun at all......
It's really going to suffocate people......
As for asking Uncle Nine for advice on Taoism or something,
Shen Lang was not interested at all,
It's useless to learn the main thing,
Will it be used to eradicate demons after bringing it back to reality?
There are no such evil things in real life~
Feed the chickens,
Yoyo little black sheep,
Bored for a whole day,
Fortunately, the autumn birth is more powerful,
The next day I brought two fishing rods,
Ask Shen Lang to go fishing together.
Uncle Nine nodded in agreement,
Fishing is good for physical and mental health,
And if you catch it, the dinner can be more hearty.
For example, sweet and sour fish, braised fish, charcoal-grilled sea bass, grilled small fish or whatever......
Shen Lang grabbed the fishing rod and went to the nearby river to fish.
You have to get the bait yourself, rummaging through the dirt for earthworms.
Hang on a hook and throw it into the river to fish,
Take a look at the scenery and breathe in the fresh air,
Shen Lang gradually fell in love with this leisure activity.
Qiusheng has a chat without a match,
It's basically a dirty joke,
For example, where the girl is good-looking,
For example, the pretty widow on which side is getting married again,
Another example is how many aunts and wives you want to marry when you have money in the future.
Shen Lang felt more and more that Qiusheng had no chance to become a generation of grandmasters like Uncle Nine in his life......
"Ahh
Shen Lang was holding the fishing rod in a daze, the fishing line suddenly tightened, he didn't pay attention, and even fell into the river with the fishing rod.
Qiusheng laughed, "Haha, Wencai, look at you, it's too careless!" ”
Choking on a few mouthfuls of water, Shen Lang forced himself to calm down, don't panic when swimming, paddled up, his legs seemed to be grabbed by something, and he couldn't move, this feeling was not so much seaweed...... It's better to say that it's a cold palm......
There are two hollow voices shuttling back and forth in the river,
"Sister, sister, I've found a substitute for the dead!"
"Haha, sister, work hard, kill this kid, and you can get out of trouble."
Shen Lang knew in his heart that he was entangled by water ghosts!
Between heaven and earth, the guys who die because of water have to bear the most serious suffering, so the anger of these water ghosts is also heavier!
They will endure persecution in the river every day until they find the next person to die, or they will never be reincarnated, and they will have to suffer every day!
Under such a cruel test, it is difficult for water ghosts not to become perverted~
But this kind of thing also exists in the movie world, Shen Lang swam in the lake in front of his house when he was a child, and I don't know how many guys who were trapped by love who committed suicide in that lake...... Anyway, Shen Lang has never touched these things, if there is, he really wants to see it once~
Shen Lang held his breath and condensed,
Entangled by water spirits and unable to surface,
He believed that Qiusheng would come to save him if he sensed that something was wrong.
There was no movement for two minutes,
Qiusheng really became suspicious,
"Wencai, what's wrong with you?"
"Hey, don't scare me!"
Drop the fishing rod, Qiusheng jumps into the river,
With excellent water quality, he dragged Shen Lang out of the river with great force,
When escaping from the restraints, Shen Lang heard the irritable screams of the water ghosts with his own ears.
"Whew...... Whew......"
Shen Lang and Qiusheng lay wet in the grass on the bank of the river,
The pants were soaked, and there was still a short strip of cloth on the trouser leg.
Shen Lang grabbed it, and the strip of cloth disappeared without a trace!
[Zombie HP increased by 3, currently 25/100]
Shen Lang was quite speechless, why can the female ghost at the bottom of the river also increase the zombie bloodline value......
Maybe this system is not as rigorous as I imagined......
The water ghosts and zombies feel like they are all the way, and besides, maybe there is the swollen body of the female water ghost at the bottom of the river......
To sum up, it's just that the system classifies all supernatural related things as zombie bloodline values in order to speed up the collection, and most of the things that customers who place orders want to study are probably this kind of things, which shouldn't be considered commercial fraud.
Qiusheng complained, "Wencai, what the hell are you doing? I remember you could swim. ”
Shen Lang gasped and said, "I said I was trapped by the water ghost just now...... Do you believe it or not? ”
"Haha, don't scare me, how can there be ghosts in broad daylight!"
"Hmm...... It's true...... You wait a minute......"
Shen Lang stood up and went to the side to find the big bamboo tube he was carrying, this bamboo tube shines in the movie, when Wen Cai and Ren Tingting were trapped by zombies, they relied on this thing to breathe in.
Qiusheng was curious, "What do you want to do?" ”
"Shh......h Autumn ...... You be quiet......"
Shen Lang and Qiusheng lay in the dense grass like Voldemort,
Slowly send the long bamboo tube into the water,
The two did not speak, and listened quietly!
Sure enough, a moment later, a hollow woman's voice appeared on the other end of the bamboo tube, and the voice was full of unwillingness and anger!
"Ahh Sister! I hate it! I finally met a guy who could die for him, and he was actually rescued! ”
"Oh, sister, you can dissipate your anger, this kind of thing can be encountered but not sought, if you don't have the opportunity, you won't meet the exclusive person who dies."
Qiusheng's mouth is open, his eyes are about to protrude, and the sound coming from the mouth of the bamboo tube is obviously a human voice, but the other end of the bamboo tube is obviously inserted in the river!
So...... At this time, I heard the sound of the conversation of the water ghost in the river!!
"! It's actually ...... Woohoo......"
Shen Lang hurriedly covered Qiusheng's big mouth and said in a low voice, "How is it?" This time you believe it, I was entangled by these two goods just now, otherwise I would have swam up early in the morning. ”
Qiusheng nodded and whispered, "I believe it, I believe it, Wencai, let's hurry up, this place is too infiltrating." ”
I just got a wave of these two water ghosts,
Shen Lang was in a big upset,
"Hmph, don't worry, I want to see what these two water ghosts want to do?"
"Whatever you want, then I'll go first, Wencai, I've seen your face, you must be short of water in the five elements this year, and you will be restrained by water, so you try to stay away from the water!" Qiusheng hurriedly crawled away, and after waiting for a distance, he got up and ran away.
Worship the ghosts and gods and stay away,
There is nothing wrong with Qiusheng's approach.
The corners of Shen Lang's mouth twitched, "Qiusheng...... You're too cowardly, aren't you...... And you're going to look at a fart face......"
But the other party just rescued himself,
People just don't want to cause trouble,
Let him be.
Shen Lang is like wearing an auspicious suit,
The sound of the end of the bamboo tube has never stopped,
The two water ghosts are chatting and chatting......
Shen Lang almost fell asleep without listening,
I really can't figure out how these two eldest sisters have so much saliva to say.
The sunset is about to sink,
Shen Lang's neck hurt faintly,
"Forget it...... I'd better go back to dinner...... These two poisonous ...... After chatting for a long time, how to make West Lake vinegar fish...... I'm almost upgraded to a first-class chef! ”
Just about to retreat,
There was another sound from the end of the bamboo tube,
"Speaking of which, sister, sister really wants to congratulate you! You have a ghost appointment, tomorrow you can take the opportunity to leave this river and find your own substitute for the dead~"
"Yo~ Sister, look at what you said, my sister is a moral water ghost with five stresses and four beauties, as long as you do a good job of being a water ghost every day, there will be this kind of opportunity in the future."
Shen Lang's ears stood up decisively,
"Get out of the river and find someone to die for?"
"Hehe, if I don't cause you some damage, I won't be called Shen Lang."