Chapter 135: Friction with Uncle Beard
Uncle Huhu obviously felt a little angry when he saw this look, he had lived for so many years and no young man had ever been so provocative to him, which made him unbearable, so he glanced at the surveillance camera above his head, calculated the time, and felt that this time period should be the meal time of Xiao Liu, the attendant, and it was also the time when the monitoring was the most lax.
He jumped, grabbed the fence next to Zhang Yi's bed like a monkey and turned over and pressed on Zhang Yi's body, although Zhang Yi didn't expect this madman to attack instantly, but with his extraordinary strength, it was still a piece of cake to deal with an ordinary person.
He bent his feet and legs and glared upward, directly hitting Uncle Beard's chest, according to past experience, Zhang Yi's kick with enough strength will definitely kick him flying, but the result is very different from what Zhang Yi thought, Uncle Bearded did not get kicked up, but blushed and dragged both sides of the bed board fence, and the upper and lower bunk iron beds also made a loud noise due to their hard blows.
"Yo, you kid has a lot of strength" A strange smile leaked from the corner of Uncle Cheek's mouth, and a row of white teeth glistened in the light.
Uncle Hu blushed and lay on Zhang Yi with a thick neck in a strange posture, Zhang Yi was pressed down like a girl who was abused, as a straight man, such a posture made him very uncomfortable, so he roared in a low voice: "Get out of here immediately, otherwise Lao Tzu is not welcome." ”
"Grandma, a bear, or the first young man to dare to talk to grandpa like this, I will let you see what a fist is today" After that, he raised his fist the size of a sandbag and prepared to smash it at Zhang Yi.
Why not slap the face, this must be exquisite, because no one wants to let himself be charged with fighting and making trouble during the detention period, although Uncle Luo Beard is extremely cruel, but he still lives in this society under the rule of law, of course, Zhang Yi is the same.
There was a knock on the door, and a policeman rushed in with a baton and shouted, "What are you doing, let go of it"
But as soon as his words fell, he saw a different scene, a bearded uncle was massaging a young man's legs, and said while pressing back: "Little young, be careful, the fence of this bed is iron, and it is easy to touch the thighs, but it doesn't matter, I'll push you that right away." ”
When he saw the police officer coming in, he immediately smiled and said: "Hello Officer Li, this new little comrade accidentally touched the fence of the bed when he went to bed just now, and now his knees are red and swollen. ”
Officer Lee pouted, and he slammed his baton against the iron pillar of the bed and shouted harshly; "Yun Dazhuang, don't talk to me, I don't know what kind of character you are, you have the kindness to help others, you think I'm blind, leave quickly, go back to your bed, so as not to be punished again."
Yun Dazhuang saw that he couldn't be fooled, so he was about to get out of bed and go back to his bed, but there was nowhere to vent the anger in his heart, and he was depressed in his heart, so he secretly grabbed a handful of hair on Zhang Yi's leg and gritted his teeth when Officer Li was not paying attention.
Plucking the leg hair, and it was still a handful, which undoubtedly hurt Zhang Yi shuddered, bent his body into a shrimp, and shouted out loudly.
But when Zhang Yi's voice had not disappeared, Yun Dazhuang's heroic voice instantly resounded in the sky, his face was pale, he covered his crotch with difficulty, and glared at Zhang Yi fiercely.
And Zhang Yi is just the opposite, his face is flushed, he grins and holds his five fingers, and there is a pinch of hair among his five fingers, but this hair is a little special, each one is curly and thick.
When Officer Li heard the voice, he felt that something was wrong, so he angrily took the baton and turned on the switch and poked at the two of them, and the two of them shook and slumped on the bed with a mumm-huh-hmm
In the air, a few handfuls of hair fluttered and landed on Officer Li's body, silently.
"Play with me here, you are still tender, Zhang Yi, Yun Dazhuang, you get up for me immediately, and each person recites "Six Dos and Six Don'ts" fifty times, hurry up, otherwise I will be a black hand again in a while." Officer Li smiled and raised the officer in his hand.
Zhang Yi and Yun Dazhuang immediately woke up from their trembling, got out of bed like nimble rabbits, and stood on the edge of the table.
"Fifty times, you must also pronounce the words clearly, without typos, it is now nine fifty o'clock, it must be completed before eleven o'clock, and I will check it again when the time comes, during this period, if you still see you messing around, it is not as simple as punishing memorization."
The two grinning people hurriedly nodded yes, saying that they would definitely recite seriously in the future, and would never cause trouble for Officer Li.
Officer Li nodded in satisfaction and walked out of the detention cell.
"Hiss"
As soon as Officer Li walked out of the detention cell, the two of them sat on the lower bunk bent like a little shrimp, one rolled up his trouser leg to check the injury on his leg, and the other pulled up his trouser and looked down to see if his little brother was okay.
"What kind of person are you, so ruthless, you almost made Lao Tzu die, ah! Hiss, you see it's bleeding" Yun Dazhuang took a handful from his crotch, with a few curly hairs and a little blood in his dark palm.
Zhang Yi ignored him, he looked at his legs, there were a few missing leg hairs, a bald piece, some red and swollen, and there was no serious injury, so he put down his trouser legs and walked to another table, picked up "Six Dos and Six Don'ts" and read it.
Yun Dazhuang was a little annoyed, feeling that this time not only did he almost lose his second child, but he also ate an electric baton, which was really a loss, but what could he do, there were two cameras with a 306-degree perspective above his head, and every move he made would be seen by the police officers outside, today was the 12th day of his second time coming in, and there were still two days to go out, so he couldn't help but stay a few more days.
So he had to take a sip in the direction of Zhang Yi and sit in front of the table to open "Six Dos and Six Prohibitions", this is his biggest headache, in his memory, his literacy rate is very poor, and he is sleepy when he reads books, so his source of life basically depends on stealing, but he has his own principles of life, never stealing valuable things, only stealing some food and daily necessities.
"1. What from... Management of the caretaker.... As soon as I started reading Yun Dazhuang, I found that there were several words I didn't recognize, one "obey the management education of the guards and the supervision of the armed police on duty; He doesn't know 7 words in this sentence, how to read this, he is illiterate! Yun Dazhuang looked at the camera above his head helplessly, thinking about the passage of time little by little, he couldn't help but feel numb in his scalp and weak all over his body.
Look at Zhang Yi sitting at another table, I only saw his subdued and frustrated readers' regulations, it seems that he has already read it for the second time, what to do, be humble and studious, please advise, no, then where is this majestic face full of beard, if you don't ask for advice, how can this be done.
Yun Dazhuang scratched the lush self-curl on his head with a pair of big hands, and he couldn't help but have an idea, yes, this matter can be compromised, just see how he reads it and then follow it to learn, so that he will definitely not lose face.
Thinking of this, Yun Dazhuang quietly moved the chair in the direction of Zhang Yi, but Zhang Yi's voice was very small, and he still couldn't hear it clearly, so he quietly moved the chair again.