"This all-purpose body therapy device makes full use of magnetic therapy, light therapy, and wave therapy. The effect of electrotherapy, of course, you should also know that magnetotherapy is one of the therapies since traditional Chinese medicine. Seeing that I was about to express my objection, the promoter had already avoided the importance and continued: "Of course many people don't know this. ”

I could only swallow the words into my stomach, he was a little skeptical that this promoter was a parrot in his last life, and his clever conversation skills made people feel that there was an iron plate in front of him, only he pressed it, and there was no room for you to interject.

"Magnetotherapy enhances the vitality of white blood cells. Able to improve blood circulation. Increases oxygen and iron absorption, and even more magically the ......" promoter drags out the voice. Waiting for someone to ask a question, although he used magical adjectives, but looking at his expression, he knew that these esoteric theories were as simple as one plus one equals two in front of his eyes.

"What's magical?" Yu Ruoling asked curiously.

Girls are naturally curious, Yu Ruoling is a girl, this is undoubted, according to the recursive law of the theorem, the promoter easily came to the conclusion that Yu Ruoling is curious, and also knew that when she asked, she had already taken the initiative in this negotiation.

"The fluctuations emitted by magnetic therapy can produce electric current in the human body," although the promoter did not know that magnetic current and electric current have a transformation relationship with physical theory, but he easily and obviously came up with this theory, which could not help but make those European physicists in the tenth century feel deeply ashamed, and even made modern science and technology scholars want to find a pit to bury themselves!

If this man was born a few decades earlier, in the last years of the Manchu Qing Dynasty, there would not have been so many Chinese students studying abroad to study advanced science, of course, he could also save a large part of the expenses to make some preparations for national defense, whether the Eight-Nation Coalition can enter is still unknown, China's history may change from now on, of course, this is all off-topic, and has nothing to do with this article.

"This current increases the elasticity of the blood vessel wall, dilates the blood vessels, reduces the blood viscosity, accelerates the movement of blood flow, eliminates embolism, and can strengthen the penetration of endocrine fluid, which is most helpful for joint diseases." The promoter talked endlessly, obviously trying to give customers a shock in the momentum, so that they have such an illusion, this kind of physical therapy instrument is the only one, there is no semicolon, buy it can basically achieve the effect of curing the disease and strengthening the body without disease, as if as long as you buy it, you don't have to go to the hospital in this life, it is really a cost-effective deal to save money.

He said so many profound theories, but the last sentence touched Yu Ruoling's mind the most, "You said it can treat arthritis?" ”

"Of course." The promoter's eyes lit up, and he finally found a breakthrough in the barrier in front of him, "Although this kind of physical therapy device is suitable for all ages," of course, in the eyes of this person. From 80-year-old women to newborn infants, this kind of equipment is applicable, "but it has a unique curative effect on middle-aged and elderly customers." ”

The promoter glanced at me and affirmed that Yu Ruoling obviously didn't want to buy this instrument for this soil bun, "Not only arthritis, but rheumatism." Rheumatoid, swollen and painful joints. Hyperostosis has a good effect. ”

The promoter almost counted cancer, AIDS and other international medical problems on the efficacy of this instrument, but when I thought about it many times, I was too late and not self-defeating, so I had to give up, and I couldn't help but feel a little regretful in my heart.

He glanced at me triumphantly, and his expression was self-evident in his expression challenging the demonstration.

I had to obediently close my mouth, and he knew it when he saw Yu Ruoling's expression. This person's psychological defense line has collapsed, and it is not something that can be reversed in a sentence or two

Sure enough, Yu Ruoling had already put her hand in front of me, "Bring it." ”

"What for?" I fumbled in my pockets, trying to make a last bit of resistance. In his eyes, the person in front of him is undoubtedly a charlatan, a bluffing god, but this eldest lady unfortunately fell into the hub. And I am convinced that it is much more difficult to make her change her mind at this time than to convince her that the horses eat grass.

"Of course it's paid." The corners of Yu Ruoling's mouth curled, and she couldn't say anything naughty, "What, this is to see my father, don't you take the initiative to express it?" ……”

"Wait. Wait a minute. I hurriedly interrupted the eldest lady's lesson, "Of course you have to pay the bill, but you ......" I winked, "cough, cough." He coughed twice, almost tearing his throat.

Yu Ruoling suddenly realized, suddenly turned to the promoter and smiled: "I remember, this mall still has discounts." Free shipping. Are there any other offers? ”

I almost fainted. He originally wanted Yu Ruoling not to spend so much, isn't it just arthritis, I have a few medicines, but it's not that the medicine is cured, and I can use this big thing of thousands of dollars to go back? It's just that he has a little doubt that if he says it to his face, this promoter will not pick up a kitchen knife and cut him!

"Buy 100 get 20 free." The promoter saw that the overall situation had been decided, and his smile rang up, "As long as you pay the bill, you can go to the service desk to get a rebate card, and use it as cash when you buy something next time." ”

Yu Ruoling was a little disappointed, "Can't you use cash?" ”

"I'm sorry, no." The promoter's tone was gentle, but there was no doubt, "Of course, there are lottery draws in shopping malls, and the highest award is a 34-inch large color TV made in Taiwan." ”

The promoter's tone was full of temptation, but his heart was funny, looking at the eyes of the crowd who rushed to the lottery box with some sympathy, he already knew that although the chance of the customer winning the jackpot was not negative, it was also zero, because according to the internal news, the winning ticket had not been put into the lottery box, and it was given to the general manager's Xiaomi, as well as the long-winded eight women of the finance department, of course, who let the family be a relative of the chairman of the company.

"I deserve it." Yu Ruoling glanced at me, and her tone insisted, her gaze could not be refused, "There must be something else to send to the ground." ”

The two of them fought back and forth for a few rounds, seeing that Yu Ruoling did not give an inch of land, showing that she wanted to go to the ground, although she knew that she was just making a show, the intention to buy was still quite urgent, the promoter still did not dare to take this risk, gritted his teeth, pretended to be helpless, and pasted himself upside down, with Yu Ruoling a set of sanitary products, two leisure folding chairs, plus a pirated DVD CD conditions, and finally exchanged for the eldest lady's determination to buy this body therapy instrument.

Although I have deep internal strength, I have stood for so long, and I feel a little tired when I see the two of them arguing and fighting for a long time, and I can't wait to sit on the body therapy instrument first and massage my almost two big heads.

Both sides achieved their goals, with an expression of unwillingness on their faces, one said, don't be aggrieved, so you must have made money, but in his heart he was thinking that he had saved dozens of dollars, which was okay, but the other had to say, Miss, you are really a shrewd person, you can make a lot of money in this transaction, I almost pasted the bonus to you.

The two of them exchanged hypocritical greetings, and Yu Ruoling was finally satisfied, and stretched out her hand in front of me again.

I smiled, and I felt in my heart that the Chinese people had finally been liberated for forty-nine years, but I asked a little puzzled: "Why do you always don't want to pay back your money every time you pay back, but you always ask me to pay for things, and this way of repaying the money is not very troublesome?" ”

There was a smile on the corner of Yu Ruoling's mouth, "The last bank robbery should have been solved by you, right?" I know who you're going with, and it's absolutely safe and secure to put your money here. ”

I looked at her and was stunned, and finally sighed, "Takami! Slowly took out a bank gold card from his pocket and asked, "Can you swipe the card?"

"Absolutely." The promoter saw him take out the gold card and put away his eyes, but Yu Ruoling smiled and said, "You can actually bring a bank card?" ”

I smiled and said: "I found that it is not a happy thing to be robbed, the risk factor is naturally less when you put it in the card, and you don't need to pay bank fees for swiping the card, which is part of the merchant." ”

Yu Ruoling nodded again and again, "It seems that you are a lot smarter with me, hey, it's still a gold card, what is the password?" Seeing that the promoter's ears were as erect as rabbits, he hurriedly said: "Don't be in a hurry to say it now, go out and talk about it." ”

I was stunned and said, "It seems to be my card, and it also has my money in it." ”

"Mine is not yours," Yu Ruoling glanced at him, "Look, I don't see anything outside, you are still so stingy, of course, yours is also mine." ”

When I haven't accepted this reality, the promoter has already opened a list and handed it to him, "This gentleman, the cashier has been walking from here, and you can see it after turning left after three counters, supporting credit card swiping, please take the receipt, and then I will arrange the follow-up matters, this lady, please add this address, if the city, we will deliver it for free, this is also a discount." ”

"Nonsense," Yu Ruoling muttered, "You don't send it for free, this big guy, I can't resist it." Picked up the pen and was stunned for a moment, then dialed the mobile phone, "Driver Liu, where is the address of my father's place?" Well, you wait, slowly, I'll remember, drive over? No, it's good that people deliver it for free, and we can save some gas. ”

Ignoring the promoter's stunned expression, Yu Ruoling swiped down the address and handed him the list, "Remember, it will be delivered in two hours, not far away." ”

Yu Ruoling smiled proudly, as happy as if she had won a battle.

...............

"Miss, since you have a car, why don't you use your own car?" The promoter looked at Yu Ruoling's eyes a little strangely, and he really couldn't understand whether this person was rich or not.

"When someone else treats a treat, will you pay for fast food yourself?" Yu Ruoling said with a smile.

"Of course not." The promoter blurted out.

"That's it." Yu Ruoling pursed her lips and smiled: "This principle is actually the same, although I don't know as much as you know, but I know a little, the fuel consumption of a load-bearing car must be more than that of an empty load, if you deduct dozens of dollars of fuel money from the money I paid, I can think about it, don't you know that the foreign situation has not been stable recently, and domestic oil prices have been rising?" ”

The promoter's face was blue and white for a while, and he finally realized that he was not the one who had good eloquence.

Yu Ruoling and I spent two hours, and then walked out of the mall empty-handed, of course, Yu Ruoling did not forget to redeem the prize, but only drew a few 'welcome patronage' tickets, I couldn't help but want the manager theory, I said it anyway, and finally agreed to tell her the password of the bank card as compensation, Yu Ruoling gave up. ‘’

.........

I have thought of the scene when I saw Yu Chumo countless times, but when I saw him come out of the kitchen, I couldn't help but be stunned, this person looked like an old man, and his eyes were full of the vicissitudes of seeing through the world.

He looks a little lame when he walks.

The moment he saw Yu Ruoling, a relieved smile appeared on the old man's weathered face, and he just said, "Come on, go and sit on the sofa, the meal will be good in a while!" ”

Yu Ruoling's eyes were a little red, "Dad, I'm here to celebrate your birthday today, I'll help you cook, right?" ”

"This is the right one, right?" The old man played a white lie, apparently worried about his daughter's temper.

I could only nod, "This is Uncle Yu?" Hello uncle. ”

Turning his head, he saw Liu Mingli appear in the living room, standing there with two plates of vegetables, and hurriedly took it, "I've seen Driver Liu." ”

The old man just smiled and nodded, and said, "The young man looks pretty good." No wonder my daughter called three times and twice, just because of you for help. ”

Yu Ruoling suddenly blushed, and rushed into the kitchen under the pretext of cooking, Baili Xiongfei glanced at me gratefully, and followed her daughter into the kitchen, although she knew that her daughter had been independent for a long time, but in her father's eyes, her daughter was still around him every day. A little girl clamoring for candy.

Liu Mingli didn't follow the kitchen, but pulled me to sit down, turned on the TV, and adjusted the volume, he has always been a very careful person. Doing things is also leaky, and being able to be by Baili Xiongfei's side is certainly because he is the son of Baili Xiongfei's comrades-in-arms, and another aspect is his stability.

"Although the boss has a lot of assets," Liu Mingli laughed. "But you can't imagine that he still rents a house in Jiangcheng, right? He himself is actually very thrifty, and he hates the waste of his subordinates, and his uncle is a very simple person, even the house in the capital is very ordinary. ”

I nodded, looked around, if it weren't for the immersive scene, he wouldn't have imagined that Baili Xiongfei would live in such a place.

"Uncle hasn't been in the kitchen for a long time." Liu Mingli smiled: "But today is an exception. ”

I nodded and smiled, "You don't seem to serve dishes often with these hands?" ”

Liu Mingli looked at his hand for a long time, and then glanced at the kitchen. Whispered, "Thank you." ”