The moment we misconnected with the Chaos Man, the Chaos Man suddenly spoke.

"What for?" I was both apprehensive and unhappy.

The reason for his apprehension is that the three of us have almost no power to fight back against this Chaos Man, and what he wants to do to us when the time comes is all up to his mood.

Even if we were to be rounded and flattened, there was nothing we could do.

A big boss who can use aura to create Suzaku and Xuanwu, the three of us are really not enough to see, for this kind of big guy who is a crit every flat A, we uphold the concept of hiding if we can.

And then the reason why I'm unhappy is naturally because this guy has been hindering me, and the hemp egg finally came here, and he said that he would go back when he went back, so where would I put my face?

As the saying goes, the head can be broken, the blood can be shed, only the face cannot be lost!

So, even if it's hard, let's go in!

The Chaos Man stopped us, and he slowly got up, then faced us.

Forgive me for not being able to see his face even then, this mosaic is simply invincible.

"You'd better go back, you're too weak now, not enough to see at all!"

Me: "......"

Okay, I'll admit that this guy is telling the truth, but if you say it over and over again, it's not interesting! How about we have self-esteem, right?

"I'm not the kind of person who gives up easily." I selectively do not hear the facts stated in the words of the Chaos Man.

The Chaos Man sighed, as if he hadn't expected me to be so persistent.

He added: "Sometimes it's not a good thing for people to be too obsessed. ”

I understood what he meant, and since he said this to me, the implication was "Unless you defeat me, it is impossible for you to pass today." ”

I gritted my teeth in anger, why is this guy so stubborn? Besides, what does it have to do with him whether I can get in or not? Or rather, is my life important to this guy?

People will always start from their own interests and then think about problems. The Chaos people did everything they could to stop me, and I don't believe this guy would take this into account for me, the only explanation is that my life is very important to him.

"What exactly do you want me to do for you? Or what exactly is your purpose? I asked in a deep voice with a dark face.

The Chaos Men chose to remain silent, and it drove me crazy! Is there a way? There's no way, I can't beat it, I can't talk about it, I'm helpless!

What the hell is this thing for!

"Can you see my face?" Just as I was going crazy, the Chaos Man asked.

"Can't!" I replied crisply, impatiently.

"Can't see it at all? Even a little blurred shadow. ”

"I can't see, in my eyes, you are a mosaic! Not to mention seeing your face, I doubt that you have a face, and besides, it's still a question of whether you are human or not. ”

"Hey~" The Chaos Man sighed.

I didn't understand what he meant, and looked at him inquiringly.

"If you could see my face a little clearly, I wouldn't be so persistent."

I was just about to speak, I was directly choked by his words, and he meant that I was not strong enough, and I couldn't even see his face clearly.

"Okay, I don't want to argue with you anymore, you can get out now."

"Wait!" I shouted.

However, before I could finish my words, my eyes went dark, and then the scene before me changed.

The sky was gray, and the lights were lit in the distance.

"We are... Came out? Zhou Chuanyin couldn't believe it.

"It should be." Looking around us, it's almost certain that we've left the grave.

The lights in the distance were a testament to this, and I could even faintly see the jailer.

"Damn!" I was unwilling to burst out.

"I can't help it, that person is so terrifying." Lu Kai saw that I was in a bad mood, so he comforted me.

He is probably going to be happy now, he just wants to live well, the grave is really terrifying. Being able to come out now is the result he wants most.

If I hadn't pressed him on the head, he would have asked the Chaos to get us out.

Leaving that tomb proves that he has taken a big step on the road to becoming a man, and now as long as he can leave the underworld safely, a good life awaits him.

Thinking of this, Lu Kai's heart was so beautiful.

As a human being, this kind of thinking can't be expressed, after all, I'm angry, as an old man, Lu Kai is very good at controlling his facial expressions.

At least now, his heart is about to bubble, but he still has a sad look on his face.

I glanced at this guy and thought to myself, don't pretend to be this guy, I don't know what you're thinking?

But I didn't say it, after all, between people, we still have to have some affection.

"What are we going to do now?" Zhou Chuanyin touched his shiny scalp, looked at me and asked.

"What else can you do, find a way to go back! Could it be that he stayed in the underworld and was hunted down! "I kicked the small rock on the enclave, which was very unpleasant.

"I know that, but I want to ask, how are we going to get back now? Don't forget that we're still being hunted down. Zhou Chuanyin said seriously.

"Well, this seems to be a problem, and if you want to go back, you probably have to go back the way you came." I touched my chin and said.

"Lu Kai, is there any other way you can get out?"

"Master, subordinates naturally have a way to get out, but if you want to get out, you must find a place."

"Place?"

"Yes, when we entered the underworld, we had already thought of a way out, and we deliberately set up a mechanism, where I had a way to go back."

"Where's that place?" Hearing Lu Kai say that there was a way to go back, I was overjoyed. I'm not worried about his approach, so many people came down back then, and it was impossible not to prepare the way back in advance.

The most important thing is that it is much safer to go out with Lu Kai than to return the same way by themselves, and if they return the same way, it will not be good if they accidentally run into the pursuers.

"Then let's go find that place!" Hearing that he could return to the yang world so soon, Zhou Chuanyin was very excited.

I saw this guy put his hands together and recited a sentence of Amitabha Buddha in his mouth, and it seemed that it was indeed like that, with the taste of a monk.

But this guy deserves to be called Zhou Chuanyin, this name is really not called in vain, and it will be broken in the next second.

Zhou Chuanyin looked like he was living for the rest of his life after the catastrophe, and the tears almost fell from his tears.

"Heavens, earth, it's finally time to leave this hellish place! I swear I'll never come again! ”

I covered my forehead, my face was covered with black lines, this guy was really embarrassing. You deserved to follow me down with a dead face!

Zhou Chuanyin saw my expression of "I don't know this embarrassing guy", and then gave me a middle finger back, and then said.

"Oh, let's just express our feelings, after all, after so many days in the underworld, I have experienced more things than I have in the first half of my life. That life was in danger more than once, and I was also a person who died once. ”

I didn't want to continue talking to this embarrassing guy, so I urged: "Lu Kai, do you remember the exit you left before?" ”

"I naturally keep such an important place in mind, but after so many years, I don't know if this underworld has changed much, and some of the previous signs may have disappeared, I need to spend some time looking for it."

"The underworld is not the yang world, the change should not be too big, I don't know how many years this underworld has existed, you see this architectural style, the same as in ancient times, it has not changed for so many years, so I think as long as you roughly remember some signs, there will be no problem."

"What the master said is, let's go now, I can't wait."

I nodded, then kicked Zhou Chuanyin and said, "Let's go!" ”

"Hey, hey, hey, okay, let's go." was kicked by me, Zhou Chuanyin was not angry, but smiled, jumped and dodged, and then pouted his ass and slapped it twice: "You can't kick, you can't kick!" ”

The next moment, I regretted it, and this powerful scene will always be etched in my mind.

I looked at the two big holes on Zhou Chuanyin's buttocks in amazement, and the white flesh shook my eyes. I forced the discomfort in my heart and said, "When did you become this slippery head, and besides, can you make up these holes before pouting?" A big man pouts his ass at me, disgusting! ”

Zhou Chuanyin, this guy actually showed me his ass! In order to disgust him, I deliberately put on a meaningful look and said, "Zhou Chuanyin, Zhou Chuanyin, I didn't expect you to be such a person." I treat you as a brother, but you want to do this kind of thing with me all day long, do you want to assassinate the King of Qin with me once? ”

Zhou Chuanyin turned his head, looked at me with a question mark on his face, and said, "What did you just say?" Hole? Where did the hole come from? ”

This guy, I can't wait to stab him with a steel bar at this moment.

I pointed to his ass and gritted my teeth word by word: "Why don't you touch your ass first!" ”

Hearing my words, Zhou Chuanyin touched the white cheek with one hand, and then the whole person stiffened in place.

I didn't care about him, I walked forward vigorously, and beckoned Lu Kai: "Let's go, leave that idiot alone." ”

"it!" There was a wave of Zhou Chuanyin behind him. Call.

Lu Kai and I ignored him and walked straight forward.

After a while, Zhou Chuanyin chased after him, and I looked back, this guy tore off the clothes on his upper body and wrapped it around his buttocks.

"Brother, you're too unkind, you know that I have a few holes in my buttocks, why didn't you tell me earlier?" Zhou Chuanyin looked resentful, just like the wronged little daughter-in-law.

I turned my head slightly, and said with a nonchalant expression, "I just saw it." ”

Of course, this is to deceive Zhou Chuanyin, in fact, since this guy was caught in the storm, his clothes have become like this, and I deliberately didn't remind him.

If it weren't for this guy pouting at me just now, it really made me a little unbearable, and I wasn't going to tell him about it.

Because I want to see what he looks like when he goes out, think about it, in public, when he goes out in this dress, the main reason is that he doesn't know that his ass is already in the sight of others.

When he discovers this for himself, what kind of expression will it be, I dare say, the demeanor at that moment must be very moving.

Ahem, I accidentally fell into my imagination.

I found that I still have a lot of potential for black belly.

But this opportunity to see Zhou Chuanyin make a mess is gone, and it's all because this guy pouts at people when he is excited.

"Big brother! Wait for me! Wait for me! "We walked very fast, and Zhou Chuanyin was in hot pursuit.

I ignored him, and now I just want to distance myself from him.

As soon as he got closer, I lifted my buttocks, which were full of holes and countless white flowers and fat meat, and I felt like I was going to be polluted, and my eyes were pierced and still hurt.

Zhou Chuanyin saw that I ignored him, and hurriedly chased after me to explain, if I didn't explain, his image would be gone.

"Brother! You listen to my quibbles... Ahh Wrong! It's an explanation! Listen to me! Things aren't what you think, I didn't know my clothes were torn! Elder brother! Elder brother... Wait for me! ”

How could I wait for him, now I wish I could be as far away from him as I could.

In this way, Lu Kai was thinking about the way out in front of him, and approached the evacuation point. And Zhou Chuanyin and I were chasing one after the other.

It's just that the one who ran was me.

"Hey! Brother, aren't you tired? Zhou Chuanyin panted.

"Nonsense, I've been running for so long, of course I'm tired!" I don't have a good airway.

"Then why don't you stop and wait for me?"

"Chuan Yin~" I said earnestly: "What about your eldest brother, I have already given it to a woman for the first time, you, don't think about it, there are many good men in this world, everywhere." In this way, if you have a crush on any man in the future, tell your eldest brother and me, and I will arrest you for your eldest brother! ”

"Your uncle!" Sure enough, when I said this, Zhou Chuanyin was so angry.

"I'm straight, not bent! ok？ Big brother, I'm telling you, you're slandering! Blatant slander, and personal attacks! You have polluted my pure heart, and you have to pay for it! ”

"Ahh I put on a "frightened" look and said with an exaggerated expression: "Losing money? Do you want that? No way! I have money! Your big brother, I don't sell my body! ”

"I'd rather worship all my money than sell my soul and body, so I can't succumb to your coercion today, come! You can ask for as much money as you want, but you can't ask for meat, not at all! ”

"Poof!" Zhou Chuanyin almost vomited blood! He was so angry that he almost turned his back on him, after so long, why didn't he find out that his eldest brother would have such a side!

Look at that expression, look at the action, look at the grievances in the corners of your eyes, it's as if it's real, people who don't know will probably really think that he Zhou Chuanyin is a glass person.

"Gotcha! Big brother, you're amazing, I can't play with you, you cowhide! "In the face of me with endless tricks, Zhou Chuanyin took the initiative to admit defeat and succumbed to my obscenity.

"Since you admit defeat, then you keep your distance from me and let me take my time. I haven't been able to get out of the onslaught of your pouting ass until now. ”

"Okay!" Zhou Chuanyin also recognized it, explaining a yarn, the more he explained, the more confused it became! It's better than that.

"By the way, big brother, what did you just say Jing Ke assassinated King Qin, what did you do that?" Zhou Chuanyin seemed to remember something, so he asked.

I smiled lewdly: "Hehe, Jing Ke stabbed King Qin, two hairy legs on his shoulders!" ”