Chapter Ninety-Nine: Hot Spring Clotted Fat
Sneer Xiaotian was taken aback when he heard a girl's voice coming from the microphone, and subconsciously wanted to let go of his right hand holding Su Xiaodan's waist. Su Xiaodan hugged his waist as if he was telepathic, not allowing him to let go, and at the same time put his ears together and listened intently to whose call it was.
Sneer Xiaotian was afraid that forcibly leaving her to answer the phone would cause her greater doubts, so she had to pretend to be calm and asked, "Hello, may I ask who you are?"
There was silence on the phone for a while, and then there was a sobbing cry, followed by a female voice crying and asking: "Dead peasant, are you okay? Have you been beaten in the detention center?"
There was a "boom" in Sneering Tian's head, thinking that this was bad: This is Lin Xue! This stinky girl, she doesn't call early or late, but she calls at this critical moment, isn't this asking for her own life?
He took the phone away from his ear, glanced at Su Xiaodan who was lying on her shoulder, and saw a sad smile on the corner of her mouth, and when he looked back at him, he held back his tears and said, "You take it! I will listen with you to see what she has to say to you?"
Sneer Xiaotian had no choice but to put the phone back to his ear, and said with a forced smile: "Is it Lin Xue? Thank you for your concern! I'm fine, I'm fine! I haven't been beaten in the detention center." Don't worry, in there, with my kung fu, it's not bad if I don't beat them, who would dare to beat me? You know my kung fu, don't you?"
Lin Xue laughed on the phone and said, "Dead peasant, bragging again! You used to be a big liar, but now you have become the king of cowhides...... Dead peasant, I miss you......"
As he spoke, he cried over there again.
When Sneng Xiaotian heard her last words, he was so frightened that he quickly hung up the phone, but it was too late—he saw Su Xiaodan suddenly let go of the hand holding him, covered his face and ran quickly towards the path to the town.
Sneering Tian hurriedly stuffed the phone into his pocket and chased after him.
When she was about to catch up with Su Xiaodan, she suddenly stood on her feet, turned around, stretched out her hand and pointed to a broken wall beside her, and shouted angrily with tears: "If you chase after me again, I will be killed on this stone wall!"
Sneer Xiaotian was startled, and hurriedly braked like roller skating, nailed his body firmly to a place about ten meters away from Su Xiaodan, and begged with a smile that was more ugly than crying: "Xiaodan, please don't do this! You really misunderstood! Lin Xue and I are very pure, it is a brother and sister relationship, not what you imagined!"
"Aren't you disgusting? A very pure brother-sister relationship? A brother-sister relationship will cry when they call you? A brother-sister relationship will say that I miss you like that? You are a big carrot! More flowery than Wei Xiaobao, worse than the flower thief Tian Boguang!"
After speaking, he turned around and ran quickly to the front.
Sneer Xiaotian heard her mention the characters in "The Legend of Deer and Ding" and "Smiling Proud Jianghu", and suddenly remembered that there was a plot in "Blue Blood Sword": Yuan Chengzhi saw that Qingqing was angry and ignored him, so he pretended to have a stomachache and wanted to die, and tricked Qingqing into turning around and rubbing his belly, and then the two of them reconciled......
Thinking of this, he glanced ahead, and found that there was a two-meter-high ridge not far away, and suddenly rushed towards the ridge, and then rolled sideways down, and at the same time let out a miserable cry, and then buried his head in his chest and pretended to be dead.
Su Xiaodan was crying and holding his breath and ran forward, when he suddenly heard an earth-shattering scream from the sneer behind him, and hurriedly looked back, and happened to see him planting a somersault under the ridge, and then it was silent.
Su Xiaodan was stunned for a moment, then suddenly turned around and ran back desperately, crying loudly as he ran: "Xiaotian, what's wrong with you......?"
Soon, she stood where Sneer Xiaotian fell, stretched out her head to look down, and saw Sneer Xiaotian curled up on the ground, motionless, her heart couldn't help but hurt, and she didn't care if she would hurt herself, so she jumped down and threw herself on Sneng Xiaotian, while pulling his body hard, crying: "Xiaotian, what's wrong with you......?" I'm sorry, I'm not running anymore...... Wake up!"
"You're really not running anymore?"
Su Xiaodan suddenly heard the sneer in her arms and asked coldly, and couldn't help but be surprised.
Looking down, I saw Sneer Tian leaning comfortably on his soft chest, his head slightly tilted, his face smiling, his eyes bright, that thief playful, how could there be a little bit of a wounded shadow?
After Su Xiaodan was stunned for a moment, he suddenly reacted, slapped Sneer Xiaotian in the face, and scolded: "You have no conscience, you want to scare me to death...... Xiaotian, please don't do this again in the future, you really scared me to death just now...... If you die, I don't want to live!"
As he spoke, he put his head into the chest of the sneering sky and cried "whining".
When Sneer Xiaotian jumped off the dirt ridge desperately, she was already regretting that she shouldn't have deceived Su Xiaodan like this. Seeing her true feelings revealed at this moment, he couldn't help but shed tears, hugged her tightly in his arms, and said softly: "Dandan, I swear never to do this again! Silly boy, don't you know that I am a cold real person?
Su Xiaodan smiled in his arms and said: "No wonder Lin Xue said on the phone that you are a big liar and a cowhide king, now I look at it, and it is really so! I, Su Xiaodan, don't know which way I offended, punish me for coming to you, a big liar, a big carrot, and a cowhide king to be my boyfriend!"
Sneering Tian hugged her hand tightly, and said with a smile: "I sneered that I don't know which life I cultivated, but I can actually find a girl like you who is like a flower, a country and a city, gentle and considerate, and empathetic as a wife! Alas, I am content in this life!"
"Phew! Rhetoric! Now say this to me, if you run into Lin Xue and Ning Qing, you must be another set of flattering words, isn't it?
"The conscience of heaven and earth, except for saying such things to you, I have always been polite and self-respecting in front of other girls, and I will never exceed the rules. If you don't believe me, you can go to anyone and investigate!"
Su Xiaodan snorted, stood up, looked at his mud-covered clothes, and said angrily: "It's your fault! Look at me, how do you want me to go back to the village to meet people?
Sneering Tian hugged her body and whispered in her ear with a smile: "Why don't we go to the back mountain to take a hot spring?"
"You want to be beautiful!
Su Xiaodan's face turned red and replied insincerely.
Sneering Tian picked her up without saying anything, and in her exclamation, he jumped out of the ridge with a lift, and ran quickly along another remote path in the direction of the hot spring pool.
Su Xiaodan writhed in his arms, and shouted weakly in his mouth: "I won't go...... You big badass...... You're bullying me......"
At the end, her voice gradually weakened, and she blushed obediently in Sneer's arms, letting him lead her to the hot spring pool they had been to yesterday.
Behind a large stone in the westernmost part of the world, there is a hot spring pool, which, as described in the "Tale of the Little Stone Pool", is also a stone wall with a stone bottom, as if a round pit was carved into a whole large stone, and the hot spring water gushes out from the bottom of the round pit. Moreover, this large stone slab is like a cauldron, which is recessed in the middle at an angle, like a large natural bathtub.
Sneering Tian put Su Xiaodan on the edge of the pool and tested the water temperature with his hands, which was about forty degrees Celsius, which was just right for bathing.
"Come, Dandan, take off your clothes. The water temperature is just right, and it's much more comfortable than taking a bath at home!"
Su Xiaodan was stunned for a while, blushed and whispered, "You go away first." I'm embarrassed to take off you here!"
Sneered and said with a wicked smile: "What else is there to be embarrassed in front of me?
As he spoke, he really stepped forward, picked up Su Xiaodan, and in her exclamation, she took off her clothes in three times and two times. Immediately, a bumpy and delicate carcass that almost made Sneer's nose bleed, and shone like white jade in the sun, appeared in front of him......
Su Xiaodan buried his head tightly in his chest, and was so ashamed that his legs were pressed together, and at the same time he subconsciously put his hands in front of his chest, trying to cover the pair of proudly erect pepper milks. Helplessly, her hands were too small, and the pair of pepper milk was too big and too elastic, her little hands blocked this side, and jumped out of that side, like two disobedient little white rabbits, jumping around mischievously in the palm of her hand, so anxious that she almost cried, stomped her feet and said to Sneer: "Let me go into the water!"
Sneered and carried her into the hot spring pool. As soon as she entered the pool, Su Xiaodan quickly shrank her body and shouted at the sneering sky on the shore who was staring intently at her carcass: "Big villain, don't peek, turn around!"
Sneering Tian Yiyan turned around, stared at the barrier-like big stone in front of him, and asked with a smile: "Is this okay?" Don't worry, this stone is not a mirror, I can't peek at you!"
There was a chuckle from Su Xiaodan behind him, and then he heard the sound of splashing water.
A few minutes later, Su Xiaodan suddenly shouted: "Xiaotian, the dirt on my back can't be washed off, you come and rub my back!"
Sneering Tian turned around, only to see Su Xiaodan standing in the water with a shy smile, his face was flushed, his white and greasy skin was soaked in the hot spring, and the white was red, it was really indescribably charming, charming, bright and moving!