Chapter 234: The Scumbag Award in the Group (4,000 words)
In the chat group.
Tazmi: That's how it happened.
Tu Shan Rongrong: @塔兹米所以...... In the end, you still prevaricated the Estes who confessed to you? Tazmi, ah, Tazmi, sister, I'm disappointed in you.
Gu Yunze: @塔兹米哥哥我对你也很失望.
Lu Mingfei: @塔兹米仔啊, Abba is very disappointed in you.
Tu Shan Rongrong: ......
Gu Yunze: ......
System prompt: Administrator Lu Mingfei withdrew a group message
Rainbow Cat: Ugh...... It's too late, Brother Lu
Zhang Zhiwei: Let's go
Zhang Sanfeng: Supreme Taiyi Du Tianzun
Gu Yunze: @涂山容容容容, you are a fox demon, do you eat people?
Tu Shan Rongrong: Don't eat
Lu Mingfei: Huh...... OK
Tu Shan Rongrong: But I eat dragons! (Molars)
Gu Yunze: Okay! Send you a message tonight (smile)
Lu Mingfei: !!!!!!!!!
Shangjo Dangma: Lu Mingfei is a dead man now, so don't worry about it. I'm more curious about why you rejected Estes Tazmi.
Sakura Kinomoto: Yes, yes, Sister Estes is not only beautiful, but she also likes Brother Tazmi very much, but Brother Tazmi refuses. Brother Tazmi, did you refuse because you didn't like Sister Estes?
Tazmi: I can't say I don't like it...... To be precise, there should be no kind of love between men and women, so I didn't agree.
Tazmi: But it's not a refusal, I'm just saying that I've known her for too little time, and I don't know much about her, so I'm not qualified to accept her love for the time being, and I hope to continue to spend some time with her.
Uejo Dangma: That's ...... At first glance, it doesn't seem like a problem, but the more I think about it, the more I think it's a scumbag's speech......
Tazmi: I don't want to accept confessions or confirm relationships casually, I hope to get to know each other before trying to be together, why are I a scumbag!
Gu Yunze: If you are just like this, of course, you are not a scumbag, and you can even say that you are a good man who is quite cautious and attaches importance to feelings, but ...... What if you add a few more girls?
Tazmi: Huh? And more? Who else can you add? Now that the plot has been changed to me like this, how can there be other girls besides Estes who like me?
Among the few girls who seem to have a crush on him in the copy of fate, Chelsea asked him to tie him up a few days ago, and Ma Yin basically didn't talk to her in her words, so this tsundere girl naturally couldn't fall in love with her at first sight.
Leonai seems to like him in the Destiny Dungeon, but the communication between him and Leonai is basically nothing more than the conversation that took place when he invited Night Raid to join the rebels.
Except for Estes, a girl who fell in love with her at first sight in both the Destiny Copy and reality, it is basically impossible for anyone to like herself anymore.
As for the red pupil, to be honest, Tazmi didn't think about it at all - even in the fate dungeon, the red pupil showed him should only be comradeship, and there is no love, let alone reality.
Gu Yunze: Tut-tut, that's not necessarily, what if?
Tazmi: What if...... In case of...... Belch......
Tazmi: Impossible! There shouldn't be any such thing, except for Estes, there is no reason for anyone else to like me at all, at most, Red Hitomi will thank me for bringing Black Hitomi closer to the rebel camp.
Lu Mingfei: @朱元璋说起来, Lao Zhu, didn't you teach Tazmi as a righteous brother for more than two years? How do you feel that he has not made much progress in the relationship between men and women, and he seems to be just an ordinary teenager in this regard.
Uejo Dangma: Compared with you, a scumbag who has married two wives, it is naturally far worse!
Lu Mingfei: What's going on with this mocking tone? Are you taunting me? You're taunting me, aren't you?! You're clearly mocking me, hey!
Uejo Dangma: It's not that important, you don't have to repeat it three times.
Lu Mingfei: Where did you, a guy who has an unclear relationship with several girls, have the qualifications and confidence to mock me, ahhhh
Uejo Dangma: At least I won't open a harem! I'll only be with the only girl I like! Definitely not like you are with two girls at the same time!
Gu Yunze: You mean, you're only going to choose one of these girls who like you?
Kamijo Danama: That's right! There is only one person who really likes and is together!
Zhang Sanfeng: What about the rest of the women who like you?
Uejo dangma: uh......
Emperor: It's a dilemma (laughs)
Ryusei: @帝皇侠大佬你变了
Emperor: I'm just more comfortable with the atmosphere of the group
Gu Yunze: Don't! The atmosphere of this group is now unstoppable on the road to sand sculptures, and if it goes on like this, I really can't imagine what it would be like to have a group full of sand sculptures!
Ning Caichen: No matter what Brother Shangjo plans, anyway, if Xiaosheng is me, as long as there is a Xiaoqian, I will be satisfied
Rainbow Cat: All I need is a blue rabbit
Sakura Kinomoto: All I need is a wolf cub
Ryusei: I just need ...... I just need ...... Gan! I don't have anything!
Zhu Yuanzhang: I just need to have a queen
Lu Mingfei: @朱元璋你终于冒泡了! Come out and get beaten! Why is Tazmi still an innocent teenager after studying with you for two years?
Zhu Yuanzhang: Mr. Administrator, you misunderstand me, it's true that Tazmi has been studying with me for two years, but in the past two years, he has not only to practice, but also to follow me to learn the art of war, the way of imperial strategy, the way of governing the country, and go to the border to fight.
Although he is a shameful person among the administrators, no matter how embarrassing Lu Mingfei is, he is also an administrator, and it is a genuine (light) gold card, other administrators can indeed bully him casually, it does not mean that ordinary group members can be so presumptuous.
Before being completely infected by the sand sculpture aura in the group like Rongrong, they still have the awe they should have.
Lu Mingfei: emmm...... It also makes sense, but can't the way of scheming improve emotional intelligence?
Zhu Yuanzhang: The emperor's mental trick lies in balancing the factions of the government and government, recruiting talents for his own use, which is the method of envoys to the world, and how can it be used in such private matters as the love between men and women?
Ryushiro: That's too much......
Zhang Sanfeng: To put it bluntly, the poor apprentice actually doesn't know much about the relationship between men and women, although he has long been married to the poor apprentice's daughter-in-law, but they are actually happy with each other, not all because of my apprentice's active pursuit.
Gu Yunze: The only favorite queen is that the two are happy, there is no need to use means involving the love of men and women to attract each other to get married, as for the concubines in the harem, naturally they are the only ones who please the emperor, and there is no reason for the emperor to ask them for a new one, which is understandable.
Zhu Yuanzhang: Ahem, I still have some official business to deal with in Daming, so I'll leave for the time being, and I'll see you later.
Ryuxing: It's hard to dismantle people......
Gu Yunze: We are just stating the facts, and compared with a hedgehog head, even if Lao Zhu is not good at the relationship between men and women, it is several times stronger than this hedgehog head.
Uejo Danma: You're talking about me, huh?!
Gu Yunze: I'm just talking about "hedgehog head".
Uejo Dangma: But now I'm a hedgehog head in this group!
Gu Yunze: I didn't say it was in the group (innocent)
Uejo dangma: uh...... Also, sorry, I may have misunderstood
Gu Yunze: But it's actually talking about you
Kamijo Dangma: But didn't you just say it wasn't me?!
Gu Yunze: When did I say it, I just said "it's a hedgehog head" and "I didn't say it's in the group", I didn't say it's not you (innocent×2)
Lu Mingfei: The biggest belly black devil in the group has appeared!
Rainbow Cat: No, I don't think it's Gu seniors
Gu Yunze: Do you mean me? Where did you put Rong Rong and Brother Ning?
Tu Shan Rongrong: Meow meow? (?? _???)
In the fox demon world, Tu Shanrongrong, who is a canine but has a feline voice, looks confused.
What's the matter with me? Why are you involved with me?
Ning Caichen: Xiaosheng has acted above board all his life, worthy of the conscience of heaven and earth, and he doesn't understand what Brother Gu is talking about
Talking about the world, Ning Caichen, who was meditating on how to brainwash the newborn gods of the heavenly court, no, Ning Caichen, who was taught to be a good god who was in charge of authority, performed his own duties, and was dedicated to the public, issued the above sentence with a righteous and awe-inspiring face, and then continued to fall into deep thought.
Zhang Sanfeng: Speaking of which, how many scumbags are there in our group now?
Gu Yunze: emmm...... Lu Ming is not counted as one, and Shangjo Dangma is also counted as one, and Tazmi may be in the future, so there are three
Zhang Zhiwei: That's a bit high
Uejo Dangma: Why count me!
Zhang Sanfeng: Ask yourself, can you really choose among the people who like you?
Ryuxing: What are the feelings of those girls who like you for you, you should have a bit of AC in your heart, you choose one, what about the rest?
Uejo Danma: Not to mention that it is impossible for Misaka and Beeeater to agree to share their lovers, and even if they agree, I can't do it myself!
Gu Yunze: Wait! Why are there only beeeaters and Misaka? What about the others? What about Yuriko? What about the Himejin Qiusha?
Uejo Dangma: Huh?! Do the two of them like me too? Impossible!
Gu Yunze: ......
Tu Shan Rongrong: ......
Lu Mingfei: ......
Lu Mingfei: Alas...... This thing is hopeless......
Tu Shan Rongrong: This kind of person will be killed if he is put in Tu Shan
Gu Yunze: Although the reasons may be different, it is also possible that he will be killed in my world
Tazmi: But why do you say that I may have a future? There is absolutely no way I can become a scumbag like Lu Mingfei!
Lu Mingfei: Just talk about things! What are you going to do with me!
Ryusei: Probably because you're a negative textbook
System prompt: Administrator Lu Mingfei has banned group member Liuxing for one hour
Lu Mingfei: You'll never be obedient, right?!
Looking at Lu Mingfei in the chat group, Gu Yunze's eyes narrowed slightly.
From his point of view, Ryuxing's nickname shimmered with a rich purple-gold glow—meaning that even without any additional help, it was still possible for the owner of the name to take another step forward on his own and become truly golden.
He was looking forward to Lu Mingfei's expression at that time.
But now, he was going to take care of Lu Mingfei himself.
In the chat group.
Tu Shan Rongrong: I'm very optimistic about Tazmi, he shouldn't be able to open a harem like Lu Mingfei, a scumbag.
Although Rong Rong complained that he was a scumbag, Lu Mingfei shook his hand and gave up the idea of banning Rong Rong.
First, he banned Liuxing because the relationship between the two of them, who are very similar in some experiences, is actually very good, and laughing and scolding is just a way for them to communicate their feelings, but this method is limited to him and Liuxing, and he usually does not abuse his management authority to ban others casually.
Second, he just offended Rong Rong with his mouth, and now he is a little weak-hearted.
Third, it is during this period of time, the relationship between Gu Yunze and Rong Rong seems to be very good, and it seems that there is a feeling that a common language has been found between the belly black and the belly black, Lu Mingfei is a little worried that if one day the dog man and woman become a dog, he will be turned over by Gu Yunze.
Last time in Gu Yunze's "domain", he was beaten very vividly.
Gu Yunze: I'm not very optimistic about Tazmi, I have a hunch that his emotional path will definitely not be so bland, and eighty percent will be quite "vigorous".
Tu Shan Rongrong: Oh? In that case, how about we make a bet? I bet that Tazmi will only be with one girl, and you bet that Tazmi will not be with just one girl, how about it?
Gu Yunze: Okay, bet! But...... What is the stake?
Tu Shan Rongrong: If you lose, after you come to my world, you will have to cook fifty different dishes for me.
Gu Yunze: Yes, I will bring my own ingredients, please invite you for free. But what if you lose?
Tu Shan Rongrong: You can make a bet, I'll see if you want to agree.
Gu Yunze: Suddenly saying this, I really don't have any good bets to choose from...... Can you talk about it then?
Tu Shan Rongrong: Yes, you can't win anyway! I'm a senior red-line fairy, and I won't look away from this kind of thing!
Gu Yunze: Heh...... Not necessarily, let's wait and see
Tu Shan Rongrong: Then when will you come to my world?
Gu Yunze: Wait a few more days, I'm going to set up a small game in my world before leaving, and train my only registered disciple. He's still too young and needs a little twist and turn for him to grow.
Tu Shan Rongrong: Exercise him during the period you came to the world? There won't be any accidents, right?
Gu Yunze: Don't worry, no, I will definitely do a good job of security measures, I will leave the back hand and promise not to let him die.
Tu Shan Rongrong: I always feel that your apprentice will be miserable next......
Gu Yunze: Actually, not only will he be miserable, this bureau is mainly set up for him, but it also contains a little other purpose by the way.
Lu Mingfei: ...... Brother Gu, I remember you said before that you are not good at scheming, and you like to rely on hard power to directly solve the enemy with a thunderous momentum.
Gu Yunze: I'm really not good at scheming, but it doesn't mean that I don't know anything at all.
Lu Mingfei: Everyone, I'm offline first, someone is knocking on the door outside my house, I'm going to take a look
Gu Yunze: Well, come and open the door for me
Lu Mingfei: ???!!!!
The next moment, the live broadcast window of the chat group suddenly opened, and the one who appeared in the window was Gu Yunze, who was wearing a windbreaker lined with embroidered Chilin Yinglong.
And the background ......
Looks like it's on his doorstep!
In the screen, the handsome and peerless young man raised his head and smiled at him through the screen.