Chapter Twenty-Three: Messed Up
Zhao Bodhi's big eyes flashed, and tears flowed down without losing his breath.
Several other female seniors of the student union were stunned when they saw such a scene, a little blindfolded, a man who could make Zhao Bodhi cry silently, this guy is the first person in NTU, right?
Crying? I really don't know how to play, Ye Feng was slightly stunned. He is a standard boy who eats soft and does not eat hard, and he can't see girls crying the most, and he is such a beautiful girl.
But he doesn't know anything about raising ghosts, and he doesn't want to wipe his face and say that he doesn't understand, and it's not what he wants to do.
"Master, I found that you really like spicy hands and flowers, otherwise why would beautiful girls be angry when they see you, two lines of hot tears, and their mouths and eyes are crooked." Chen Fei smiled bitterly and shook his head, thinking, could it be that Master doesn't like women? A terrifying thought came from the bottom of his heart, the master said that he didn't like boys, but he liked to destroy girls, could it be that he didn't like people? It must be the case, the master said that he can travel through the Three Realms and travel to and from the Six Realms, then his sweetheart must be a young and beautiful fairy sister!
"Is there one? Did I tilt her angry mouth and eyes? Ye Feng opened his eyes and looked at Zhao Bodhi's delicate face carefully, shook his head very seriously, and said: "It's very good-looking, the facial features are upright, the eyes are not crooked, and the mouth is not slanted." If it's really angry that the mouth is crooked and the eyes are slanted, I can also be cured, don't doubt my brother's medical skills. ”
Zhao Bodi hated it so much, this bastard, the old lady had already come out to invite him personally, it didn't matter if he didn't help, it was really unforgivable to say cool things here.
Seeing that Ye Feng was about to turn around and leave, she hurriedly came to a bear hug, hugged Ye Feng's shoulder from the side, and then bit Ye Feng's neck.
Ye Feng was blinded, the seniors of the student union were circled, and even the onlookers were also circled. It's over, it's over, our goddess is showing love and kissing other boys. School flower, goddess, that broken to the ground is not a petal, it is our heart that loves you.
Zhao Bodhi's strength was not very strong, and only left two rows of faint tooth marks on Ye Feng's neck. But she wore pink lipstick today, and when she bit into it, the pink lip marks just covered her faint tooth marks. In the eyes of others, it is the goddess in their minds, Zhao Bodhi, who kisses in public.
Is this worth it? The girls were only slightly surprised, but the boys present stopped doing it, looking at each other angrily, asking each other about Ye Feng's class and his various situations.
"Who is this kid? How dare you make our school flower goddess cry? A big, muscular boy roared.
"That is, the toad wants to eat swan meat, and it doesn't pee to look like itself." A tall, thin boy with a bullet said boldly.
"It's just a bun from the countryside, and I also want to soak in the school flower of our NTU, I think you're here to be funny, right? Go back to the countryside before it's too late, the city isn't for you! A pimple face standing behind Zhao Bodhi also took advantage of the noise and shouted at the top of his voice.
The corners of Ye Feng's mouth twitched, grandma, just the pimples on your face, you just want to spit out the Wuliangye just now, and you dare to do it in front of me? He patted Chen Fei on the shoulder and whispered: "If you want to have face in front of beautiful women, you have to let those people who want you to lose face have no face, and it is best to let them not even have face."
Before he could finish speaking, his person had already arrived at the acne face, and before he could react, he stretched out his hand and nodded at his abdomen as fast as lightning, then the tall and thin boy with the bullet, and finally the big boy who was the first to coax.
"Poof~"
"Poof~"
"Puff~"
"Huh~ What does it smell like? It stinks! It stinks to death. A girl suddenly covered her nose and exclaimed, she hurriedly took a few steps back, and saw an incredible scene.
Just now, he was gloating and laughing at Ye Feng is acne face of the dirt bun that he was standing in place and incontinent, and he still didn't seem to be aware of it, and he actually had a bad smile of contempt for others on his face.
Zhao Bodhi also noticed the strangeness of her acne face, and quietly stretched out her soft and boneless little white hand to cover her mouth and nose, and quietly moved a few steps to the side.
Strange, why is it still so stinky? Hey~ This tall and thin man with a bullet head also had diarrhea, and he was in a hurry, and all the feces and urine were out, and his pants were all pasted. However, he didn't seem to know it, and he still stared at Ye Feng in the field with a good look.
The big man who shouted first was very self-aware, he saw Ye Feng suddenly appear beside him, and then shook it and left, very inexplicable. What are you doing? It doesn't hurt or itch, he should teach himself a lesson. When I lowered my head, I saw that my muddy pants still smelled of stench.
What the hell is going on? It's clear that I'm incontinent, how can this be? How is this possible? is young, hasn't even talked about a relationship, and hasn't had a girlfriend yet, how can he get this disease? He stared incredulously at his trouser leg, twice, several times. Finally, reason prevailed over faintness, and he slowly moved his steps and walked out of the crowd. Before anyone else finds out, it's the right thing to sneak into the dormitory!
"Wowhaha~ The big man is pulling his pants, hurry up and take pictures and videos, classmates, upload it to the Internet, and it will definitely make headlines!"
In the crowd, I don't know who shouted first, and then there was the sound of hundreds of mobile phones clicking to take pictures, one after another.
"Friends, there are three strange things in our school, and they actually play with incontinence in front of dozens of classmates. You see, it's the three classmates behind me. Do you know anyone? Feel free to leave a message. Remember to like and follow! ”
"Since Gu Nanda, it is surprisingly strange to pull in front of everyone. Not to make money to earn tuition, just to make headlines! There are pictures and truths, mutual praise, mutual warmth, and mutual attention! ”
"Good, so wet, good poetry! Upstairs, it's a student from the Chinese department, right? Can you send an English version? I'd like to pass it on to my friends abroad. ”
"No, upstairs pay attention. The meat is rotten in the pot, and this face can't be thrown out of the country, right? Or don't send it to foreigners. ”
"It's just, they're just having diarrhea, but I can't figure it out, their expressions just now are clearly laughing, is it really deliberate???"
The onlookers picked up their mobile phones and swiped up the circle of friends, and the three boys who were incontinent could no longer stand the strange eyes of the surrounding audience, holding back tears of humiliation, and ran towards the boys' dormitory building.
The crowd dispersed, and Zhao Bodhi looked at Ye Feng playfully, his eyes full of curiosity. This man is really not a loser, it seems that it is not easy to ask him for help, do you want to give up? Never! My sister, that naughty and lovely girl, how could she be willing to let her face that dark and strange world alone?
But Ye Feng is right, people and ghosts have different paths, and it is impossible to be together forever. Even if she is not afraid of being sucked away by her, she will be reincarnated after all. I just want to accompany her for another ride, can't this little wish be satisfied?
"I just want to spend more time with her, after all, we have to separate, this is fate, I know." Zhao Bodhi looked sad and said helplessly: "She is actually very pitiful, I just... It's just that... Woo woo woo ...... "Before the words were finished, the tears could no longer be controlled and burst out. She hugged Ye Feng in front of her, and cried into tears in his not sturdy arms.
Ye Feng's hands were raised in horror, and after a long time, they quietly placed them on Zhao Bodhi's waist. Maybe he's too tired; Perhaps, this crying girl is too cute.
Looking at her delicate pink lips, Ye Feng suddenly had an urge to kiss her. He leaned slightly, leaned his big mouth over, and was just about to start his misdeeds, when suddenly a cold roar broke the silence.
"Ye Feng! What are you doing? At the entrance of the school, only a dozen meters away from them, a charming and moving figure appeared. With just one glance, Ye Feng immediately recognized who she was,—— Mo Li. This girl, whom I have fantasized about meeting countless times on the campus of NTU, appeared at such an inopportune time.
He hurriedly let go of Zhao Bodhi in his arms, and then looked at Mo Li who walked over slowly with a panicked expression, like a little man who had been caught cheating on him, "I... Didn't do anything, didn't... What is she... I pounced on myself. ”
Chen Fei Changle and Bai Qi, the three big boys were staring at each other at this time, looking at the beautiful girl who walked in front of them, and at Zhao Bodhi, the school flower who was crying, they were extremely shocked. This Ye Feng's peach blossom luck is really not ordinarily vigorous, otherwise why do beautiful girls like to revolve around him? He doesn't look like a rich man's son. Hey, is the world messed up?