Chapter 225: An Inreal Marriage
5,000 yuan can be matched with a yin marriage, which is almost extinct in this materialistic yang world, this Lin Junyi knows very well, because he just got married last year, and the gift money alone cost 200,000, fortunately, he is a doctor, and he usually receives a lot of red envelopes, so he can barely support himself by buying a house and marrying relatives in the prosperous territory of Suzhou.
"Which one of you here is a bachelor, and you will be matched with a yin marriage." As soon as Lin Junyi's words fell, the poison master and PHS raised their hands almost at the same time.
The corners of Lin Junyi's mouth hooked a curvature, he gently walked up to PHS, glanced at PHS, and immediately knocked off his raised hand and shouted: "Don't you already have a ghost wife on the Yin Si side, and now you still want to marry, you are not satisfied!" ”
PHS suddenly remembered that he told Lin Junyi about having a wife on the Yin Si side, and then he was very reluctant to put down his hand, and from time to time he looked at the head of the coffin, because there was a photo posted there, and the photo was a very handsome woman of seventeen or eighteen years old, but unfortunately the photo was black and white, and no color could be seen.
Seeing PHS put down his hand, the poisonous master danced excitedly, there is no doubt that this yin marriage is worthy of him, although he is also married, but fortunately he didn't tell them, it would be good to secretly find a house for this ghost wife to raise.
"Okay, let's marry a ghost wife for this strong guy of ours! But I still have one more thing to ask. ”
The boss's eyes instantly lost a crack, he happily came to Lin Junyi with the so-called paperwork and said: "It's easy to say, it's easy to say, master, you can choose which one you like, you can go through the formalities after picking, as for the money, there are two payment methods, one is to pay in full, and the other is to take a monthly mortgage, but looking at the rich and wealthy of the master, the mortgage can't be used, so I won't give you a detailed description of the mortgage process." ”
Lin Junyi laughed in his heart after hearing this, he didn't expect that this Nine Shadows Domain is really quite formal, and even a yin marriage can be mortgaged, you must know that the mortgage is on the premise of being able to recover money every month, I don't know how they can collect the principal interest in full every month.
After dozens of laps in the store, the poisonous master finally chose the girl he saw for the first time just now, only eighteen or nineteen years old, it seems that men's hobbies are all from the beginning, whether they are teenagers or seventy or eighty, they will always like seventeen or eighteen-year-old girls.
After paying the money, the boss also filled in the various information of the two very seriously, and then handed over the two marriage certificates of the poisonous master, which is considered to be a legal marriage.
The poisonous master rubbed his hands excitedly and kept asking the boss: "Now I can open the coffin and take the bride away!" ”
"The formalities are complete, the marriage is legal, look at it, the seal on this is from several big families in our Nine Hidden Domains, including the seal of our Tiger Master, the organizer of today's ghost market, so you can't regret it, otherwise you will be held responsible."
The poisonous master waved his hand again and again and said excitedly: "How could it be, how could it be, what I lacked was a mother-in-law, today I was fortunate to meet a noble person and helped me marry a wife, how can I have any reason to regret it, no, absolutely not." ”
The boss smiled and said, "That's good, that's good, I'll open it for you and let you take the bride home." ”
With that, he took out a claw hammer and pulled out six nails around the coffin, and it seemed that this was indeed the original bride, and even the nails in the coffin were embedded in it.
"Okay, the coffin nails have been lifted, the people and goods are cleared, this master can open the coffin now and take your bride back."
The poisonous master's saliva was already flowing out, he wiped his saliva with his dirty sleeve and rushed over excitedly and said, "Okay, good!" I'm coming, official. ”
I only heard a muffled sound, and the poisonous master lifted the lid of the coffin at once, but the smile immediately condensed with the moment his eyes fell on the coffin, and then his face turned purple, and then he stomped his foot and pointed at the boss and scolded: "What the hell is this, how can there be a seventeen or eighteen-year-old girl, this is clearly an old lady who has half of the loess in it." ”
PHS was a little curious, and immediately rushed over to look inside the coffin, only to see that there was indeed an old lady about seventy years old lying in the coffin, although the old lady was gorgeously dressed, and her eyebrows could still be seen to be a little delicate, but she still couldn't resist the traces of time, and her face was full of deep wrinkles on her shriveled mouth.
Lin Junyi kept laughing on the side, maybe he was the first of the three of them to know about this situation, so he found a family affair for the poisonous master, which was rare and happy.
The smiling boss didn't have the slightest anger, he slowly walked over and patted the poisonous master's shoulder and comforted: "Why is this guest officer so angry, how could I lie to you, this photo is indeed the lady in the coffin, but when she was young, everyone will have an old time, you and I are the same, but the person is not that person?" Genetically not changed in the slightest, where is this lying to you. ”
The poisonous master gritted his teeth even more angrily, he pointed to the boss's nose and scolded: "Fart, how can this be the same, one is a little girl, the other is an old woman, my poisonous master is less than thirty, do you want me to marry an old woman and raise her as an old lady, see how I repair you." After saying that, he was about to make a move, when the boss immediately waved his hand, and a group of samurai rushed towards him.
The poisonous master could only put down his teeth with a gurgling sound, he still couldn't afford to offend the tiger master in this Nine Shadows Domain, and now he had to knock out his teeth and swallow it.
The coffin shook, and the gorgeously dressed old lady inside walked out of it, and he saw the dejected poisonous master standing on the side slowly saluting, and said in a hoarse voice: "The old man Dongshi pays a visit to the father-in-law." ”
Everyone laughed even more when they heard it, this product not only found an old lady, but also found a Dong Shi who was used by the world to make fun of entertainment and often talked about, saying that Dong Shi has always been very ugly, how can he have such a beautiful appearance.
The poisonous master tore off the coffin and shook it in front of Dong Shi and threw it into the hands of the boss of the Yin Marriage and said angrily: "Look at it, this person looked like this when he was young, people said that Dong Shi was like this, although I haven't seen her real appearance, but the world knows how ugly Dong Shi is." ”
Before the boss could justify, this Dong Shi bent his knees slightly in front of the poisonous master and made a female ceremony and said slowly: "The old body is not as unbearable as the husband said, although I was not as good as Xi Shi when I was young, but I Sai Dong Shi is also beautiful." ”
The poisonous master was about to be angry again, but he saw some crystal tears in the corners of Dong Shi's eyes full of wrinkles, and he swallowed back what he was about to say alive.
The poisonous master looked up to the sky and roared, he sighed and said angrily: "What kind of evil has my poisonous master done in this life, not only to survive in such a difficult environment as this Nine Secluded Domain, but also to marry an old lady as his wife. After speaking, he turned his head and asked the boss: "I don't want the money, can I not marry this old lady?" ”
The boss immediately said solemnly: "Don't talk nonsense, this lord has a legal wife, if your lady has not committed the crime of seven outs, you must not fix her, she is protected by the law of the Nine Hidden Domains, unless you leave the Nine Hidden Domains." ”
It was impossible to leave the Nine Shadows, he had a few case records on the Yin Division's side, and once he left the Nine Shadows Domain, he waited for trial, and then was locked up in the eighteenth layer of hell in the darkness and tortured.
At this moment, an old voice sounded in the audience, "How can people only look at their appearance, but not their hearts, so how can they be human beings, not have sex with animals. There was no surprise. ”
Everyone looked in the direction of the sound together, and saw an old man with white hair and beard walking out of the crowd, the old man looked like he should be more than 100 years old when he was alive, but he couldn't see any wrinkles on his face, and his face was full of red light, full of energy, but the dark circles under his eyes were a little heavy.
The poisonous master also had some respect when he saw such a respected old man, and he arched his hand to the old man and said: "The old man doesn't know anything, I am only less than thirty years old, but this old lady is more than seventy years old, and she is enough to be a mother, how can she be a wife." ”
"These are just excuses, you see her old, you see her face full of wrinkles, that's why you dislike him, what you dislike is not his age, it's his appearance, you look at me, do you still think old."
Lin Junyi watched all this silently from the side, without saying a word.
"Not old, uncle, you are well maintained, you should be more than 100 years old now! It's hard to find an old man at your age and so energetic! ”
"I'm only 100 years old, your whole family is 100 years old, I'm only 28 years old this year, the day before yesterday, I died suddenly because of writing programs day and night!"
There was an uproar in the crowd, "Ah, it turns out that he is a programmer, no wonder he is only in his twenties." ”
When the poisonous master saw this scene, he was speechless for a while, and he looked at the young man with white hair and beard in front of him and stopped saying anything, because he really didn't know what to say.
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At the time when the three of them were in trouble, Zhang Yi was sitting in a spacious open at the moment, drinking tea slowly.
The cold wind outside was cold, and the snowflakes in the sky never stopped, but inside this tent it was as warm as spring, and several burning red charcoal stoves were placed in the center of the tent, and on both sides, Zhang Yi and the man named Tiger Ye sat looking at each other.
Hu Ye raised his cup and said to Zhang Yi: "How to call it?" ”
"Zhang, bow Chang Zhang."
"Okay, okay, Mr. Zhang, Lao Yu is here to toast you with tea instead of wine, if it weren't for Mr. Zhang's resolute refusal to drink, Lao Yu would definitely get drunk with Mr. Zhang."
In fact, the tea can't be drunk here, because Zhang Yi is not a soul body at the moment, but a physical body, although this physical breath is suppressed, but once he eats some things of Yin Si, it will be a big harm to his body, and he is likely to not be able to get out of Yin Si and stay here forever.
Zhang Yi slowly raised the cup and symbolically touched it on the side of his lips, and then looked at the old man's every move with his spare eyes, fortunately, the tiger master on the opposite side didn't seem to care whether Zhang Yi drank it or not, but raised his neck and swallowed a cup of tea.
The atmosphere was very weird, this was what Zhang Yi felt, and it seemed that a sense of crisis slowly swept through his body.