Chapter 44: Medicated Baths
"I said, what are you doing here?"
Looking at Hilart, who was clumsily cleaning up pots, bowls and plates, Gu Yunze rolled his eyes: "Are you stupid?" They have machine spirits and will clean up after themselves. β
"Huh? Is all of this stuff self-aware? Hilart exclaimed.
"Yes, these are all eighth-grade or ninth-grade spiritual weapons."
"Tyrannical creatures, you! I only have one self-aware artifact, you, you, you...... You...... It's so jealous to use them as cutlery!! β
Hilart pounced on Gu Yunze, and then was carried into the bathroom by Gu Yunze without fighting back.
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"Hmm...... First...... Mr...... It's so hot......"
Hilat groaned softly, fine sweat oozing from between her white neck.
"It's okay, it's normal to be a little hot, does it hurt?"
"Yes...... It's a little, but it's okay, it doesn't hurt very much. β
"It doesn't hurt much, so let's continue."
"Wait...... Wait sir I would like to ask you a question. β
"Huh?"
"Why do you use a bathtub for a medicated bath? Shouldn't you use a wooden barrel for a medicated bath? β
Hilat's entire body was immersed in the bathtub, leaving only a small head exposed, and her hair pulled up to reveal a curvaceous gooseneck.
ββ¦β¦ Where did you hear that? β
Gu Yunze, who was reading a book on the coffee table in the living room, said speechlessly.
"In the martial arts TV series and martial arts novels of your world!"
"You've only been here for a few days, where do you have so much strange knowledge in your head!"
Damn, is this goddess a motive for spitting?
"That's because there were no bathtubs in those days, so we needed wooden barrels! Now that there is a bathtub, just use the bathtub! In addition, compared to wooden barrels, it is not easy to drown in a bathtub. β
Gu Yunze said impatiently.
"Oh...... Sir, I have one last question, why do you have to go outside when I take a medicated bath? β
Immediately after saying that, Hilart sank half of his face into the water and spat bubbles - it's fun to spit bubbles!
"What are you doing with a retard? Do you have a cooing sound for Mao? β
"What...... Didn't do anything! Hilart stopped immediately, the goddess spit bubbles or something, a little too ashamed, "Sir, you haven't answered me yet, why do you want to go outside in a medicinal bath." β
"Uh...... Actually, it's nothing, just because it might be choking later? β
"Pretty choked?"
"Yes, to put it simply, in order to help you wash away the traces of cultivation in the other world and transform it into a system suitable for this world, I used a large number of precious spiritual materials to prepare a medicinal bath for you, and after passing the weak period after transformation, you can cultivate, and your talent will be very good."
"Thank you, sir!"
"It's okay, you're welcome."
You have to be talented, so that I can use you to experiment with the melting and completion of the power systems of different worlds.
"But sir, you haven't said what's going on."
"This set of medicinal baths would have been very painful, just like broken bones, I was worried that you wouldn't be able to hold it, so I improved it, the effect of the medicine remains the same, just a little bit of pain, but the consequence is that it will gradually emit a very spicy and choking smell, I have sealed the bathroom with a formation."
"Huh?! Won't I suffocate inside? β
"No, the oxygen supply is still guaranteed."
"Ahem...... Cough...... It's true...... Cough...... I'm starting to choke......"
"Calm, choking the dead. Hold on, those gases have unique medicinal properties and are an essential part of the transformation. β
"Ahem...... cough cough cough cough ......"
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About an hour and a half later, estimating that the transformation had been completed, Gu Yunze unveiled the formation and walked in.
The wind swept through, sending the choking gases in the bathroom into the atmosphere.
Gu Yunze deliberately let the wind avoid the bathtub, and Hilart, who had just completed the transformation, was very weak and couldn't catch a cold.
"Hilat, how are you feeling?"
"Hmm...... It feels very relaxed, but I can't exert any strength in my body, so it's weird......"
Slumped in the opaque emerald green potion, Hilat's voice was soft.
"Well, that's right, your body will indeed feel relaxed after washing your muscles and marrow, but now that you have lost all your strength, it is inevitable that you will have a short period of weakness."
"Well, I know it...... Ahh β
Looking at Gu Yunze's raised hand, Hilart screamed miserably, and subconsciously wanted to raise her hand to protect her head, but she was so weak that she couldn't even move her fingers.
"Alas......" Gu Yunze sighed and put his hand down, "I have already laid out all the bedding for you, can you stand up by yourself?" β
Shaking his head, .jpg
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Gu Yunze sighed: "Why don't I help you clean it up and send it to the bedroom?" β
Hilat's face was ruddy and he nodded slightly.
"Ahββ!h
She let out an exclamation because Gu Yunze used his true qi to directly scoop her up from the bathtub.
The liquid that had lost its effect was released from the drain, and Gu Yunze put hot water in the bathtub again and put her in to wash it.
Don't get me wrong, Hilart is wearing underwear.
"That, sir, can you be gentle later, I can't stand it a little bit......"
ββ¦β¦ Good. β
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Gu Yunze finally wiped Hilart's body "gently", then sent her to the guest bedroom, and tucked the quilt corner for her.
"Tsk...... Is this god pretending to be stupid or is he really stupid? β
Gu Yunze is more inclined to the former, after all, he is a god, he should have experienced a lot of battles, if he was really a fool, I am afraid that he would have been swallowed up by someone long ago and there would be no bones left.
But it doesn't matter if he pretends to be stupid, Gu Yunze doesn't take his subordinates, he just wants the knowledge about the other world in Hilart's mind.
As for teaching her the cultivation of her own world, it was nothing more than to make Hilart more motivated to cooperate with him.
After this medicinal bath, Hilat was destined to not be able to make waves in his hands.
The power cultivated through this body could neither harm Gu Yunze, nor could he defend against any attacks from Gu Yunze, and even as long as he was willing, he could easily grab all of Hilarte's power for himself.
As for kindness?
Oh, it doesn't exist.
in the chat group.
Lu Mingfei: Gan! My scholarship was deducted!
Upper Strip Dangma: ???
Sakura Kinomoto: Scholarship! I've never had a scholarship...... Lost .jpg
Lu Mingfei: It's okay, it's normal for primary school students to not have scholarships.
Kamijo Dangma: Sakura is so good, when you go to junior high school, you will definitely have a scholarship!
Ryusei: That's right!
Emperor: That's right!
Yuan Dagu: @ζ¨δΉζ¬ζ¨±ε°ζ¨±ι ±ε«δΌ€εΏ.
Gu Yunze: @θ·―ζιδ½ θΏζ²‘θ―΄δ½ ηε₯ε¦ιζ―ζδΉεδΊε’.
Uejo Dangma: yes, why was your scholarship withheld?
Lu Mingfei: Didn't I say it before? My Edgeworth flight crashed the principal's office, and the cost of repairing it was deducted from my scholarship, and half of it was deducted at once. Heartache .jpg
Gu Yunze: If you want money, why don't you go to StarCraft World Series?
Lu Mingfei: !! Good idea!
Uejo Danma: Can you get out? Aren't you in the Kassel Academy?
Lu Mingfei: I can ask for leave! After all, Kassel Academy is a university, and I'm still S-level, so it's okay to take a leave of absence to participate in competitions.
Zhang Sanfeng: If you hadn't damaged your principal's office.
Uejo Dangma: Speaking of which, you did something that I always wanted to do but didn't dare to do.
Gu Yunze: I've done it! I smashed my teacher's office in high school.
Lu Mingfei: You went to high school!
Yuan Dagu: You're focusing on the wrong thing, right......
Gu Yunze: It's nothing to say, at that time, a teacher forcibly molested a female student in the office, and I smashed the office with him.
Yuan Dagu: Take him...... Smash?!
Gu Yunze: Don't worry, you're not dead.
Lu Mingfei: Crippled?
Gu Yunze: Almost, it's scrapped.
Upper Strip Dangma: ...... Cow Pie!
Lu Mingfei: Cattle batch!
Zhang Sanfeng: Such an animal act is a teacher in vain! changed to the old way, and directly slapped him.
Gu Yunze: Although the teachers in our world are generally similar to the masters in your world, there are actually some differences. Besides, it will be troublesome to kill ordinary people casually.
Lu Mingfei: Isn't it because being half-crippled is in a sense worse than dying?
Gu Yunze: ...... Shut up! If you don't speak, no one will treat you as a dumb person!
Lu Mingfei: Oh, let's talk first, I'll go see how to participate in StarCraft.
Uejo Dangma:I'm really envious of you.,I can only rely on the passage of one party to leave the school city to relax.γ
Gu Yunze: The fall of the angel didn't happen, did it?
Uejo Dangma: No, I'm going back to the school city tomorrow, and I've confirmed that my dad threw away most of the souvenirs or recycled them and sold them, and the angel fall shouldn't happen.
Lu Mingfei: Isn't it a pity that I didn't see the fruit of the eldest sister's head? Funny .jpg
Upper Strip Dangma: ...... No, I think I did see the girl's fruit......
System prompt: The previous article when Ma withdrew a group member message.
Gu Yunze: !!
Yuan Dagu: !!
Zhang Sanfeng: !!
Ryuxing: !!
Kinomoto Sakura: !!
Lu Mingfei: Dead !!