Chapter 202: It's all to blame for the movie being too brainwashing

The Dursleys didn't want Harry Potter to go to the Academy of Magic.

These two people are also heads, and they can't stop the continuous flow of admissions letters from owls, and they are worried that after moving away, they will attract Hagrid, who is three meters tall and can bend the barrel of the gun with a light pinch of his hand, just like in the movie, so he ran to the police station to report the crime.

They remember that in the movie, Hagrid said that it is not allowed to conjure a pig's tail on Dudley, and since it is not allowed, it means that there is an agency or organization that manages wizards.

They want to ask this organization to restrain the wizards, and how can they forcibly recruit children into the school without the consent of their guardians, which is simply pulling the strong ding.

As for Harry Potter's wishes, Harry was only eleven years old and did not have full civil rights at all, and where to go to school had to be agreed upon by them.

However, the police not only did not accept their cases, but also accused them of doing everything to hype, saying that the police station was a sacred and serious place and would not waste police resources to accompany them in hype.

Of course, for the sake of being "movie stars", the police were not too harsh, and even received them personally by a deputy chief and sent them home.

In the car, the deputy director said bitterly: "Mr. Dursley, and Mrs. Dursley, "Harry Potter" is about to be released, there is no need for you to hype it up at this time, why embarrass us?" If you really want to hype, you can contact us when the second part is released. ”

Vernon Dursley: "We're not hype, it's a lot of owls who have sent in admissions letters and want to snatch Harry away. ”

Deputy Director: "I believe that your family has a lot of admissions letters, but these are all props that you have prepared in advance, so don't use them to fool me."

If you're worried about waste, you can sell it in a derivatives store, and I'm sure the kids of the Rotten Kingdom will be happy to use their pocket money to buy a letter of admission to Hogwarts.

By the way, remember to sell me one, the director of our General Bureau, it seems that the grandson has a birthday this month, and he will send an enrollment letter from a magic school, which can make the child happy and not too expensive. Not bad! ”

Vernon: "......"

If it weren't for Harry Potter, he would have wanted to sell his family's admissions letter and send a wave of ...... to Hogwarts Well, it should be called Muggle.

Other people's children can go if they like to, but Harry Potter can't go, if Harry becomes a wizard, who knows if he will retaliate against them in the future, and the wizarding world is so dangerous, no matter how much they hate Harry, they don't want their sister's only child to die.

Harry had better always be an ordinary person, oppressed by them and bullied by Dudley, but at least he was safe, and he could marry and have children in peace.

Thinking of this, he did not give up and said: "The admission letter is really sent by owls, if you don't believe it, you will be able to see later, there are owls everywhere on the roof of our house, in front of the door, and on the fence of the neighbor's house." ”

The deputy director was skeptical: "Really? ”

Vernon: "Absolutely! If it's not true, you can arrest me for false police reporting! ”

Ten minutes later, the deputy director drove to his house, and the roof, fence, and mailbox were all empty, not to mention owls, and there was nothing that could fly.

Deputy Director: "Are you sure it's here?" ”

Vernon: "Of course it's here, where is my own home, I don't know yet?" But where did those abominable owls go? ”

Deputy Director: "That's exactly what I want to ask you. ”

Vernon: "...... "If I said that the false police report was a joke, would you believe it?"

Unbeknownst to him, Harry Potter had seen the Hogwarts admissions letter in the margins of the Dursleys' departure, so they chose to leave.

The Dursleys didn't care about the food, and stayed until the Ministry of Magic sent someone over?

……

Vernon's "star halo" is very good, even if he himself said that he could be arrested as a false police officer, the deputy chief did not do so.

Exhausted by the Dursleys, they finally decided to let Harry go, Harry loved to be a wizard and a wizard, and his aunt was gone!

He was afraid that if he continued to entangle, he would be like the poor Longbottom in the movie, who was locked by some immoral wizard, so that he could only jump and walk like a zombie in the East.

In more serious cases, it may be turned into a pig and dragged to the slaughterhouse, or turned into a toad thrown into the toilet and washed away by the water.

In short, the wizard is too terrifying, he can't afford to provoke and hide!

So, when night falls, when Hagrid shows up at their house, he finds that they have a very different reaction from the movie, except for Harry Potter, who thinks that the barbarians have invaded, and the other three people all assume that they don't exist, and still watch TV calmly.

It was only Dudley's occasional peeking and his hands covering his hips that made Hagrid think.

In order to confirm his thoughts, Hagrid deliberately walked in front of Dadley and took out a carton containing the cake from behind him, but before he could open the carton, Dudley was already hysterically shouting: "Go away!" Go away! I don't want a pig's tail! ”

Harry Potter: "......" Dudley's cousin was stunned, what the hell is a pig's tail?

Vernon couldn't pretend anymore, and jumped up directly: "I know you, you are the ......"

"Hagrid, Rubeus Hagrid."

"It doesn't matter what kind of Hagrid you are, if you want to take Harry anyway, take Harry, don't bully my son, and don't make a tail behind him, otherwise, I'm ...... I ......"

Vernon patrolled the living room and found that nothing could threaten the other party, not even the shotgun that was pinched and bent in the movie, left upstairs.

In the end, he had to plead, "If you want to change, you will change the pig's tail to me." ”

Hagrid: "......"

This family really loves Pigtail, and since he came in, almost every word he has said cannot be separated from it.

However, it would be nice to be able to take Harry Potter away without the threat of a pig's tail.

In a good mood, he said seriously: "What pig tail is not pig tail, today is Harry's birthday, I made a homemade cake, you are his closest people, of course you have to share it with him." Come, let's eat the cake together. ”

"Wow!" Dudley burst into tears.

Vernon pointed at Hagrid tremblingly: "Don't deceive people too much, I'll fight with you!" ”

Harry Potter looked at the farce in front of him cutely, I don't know why my uncle and cousin reacted so violently, isn't it because he has grown so big, and it is the first time someone has given him a gift, so he needs to be so jealous?

On Dudley's birthday, thirty-six gifts were not enough, and he wasn't like them.

But......

"Hello, who are you? Why did you give me a cake? ”

Hagrid: "...... You don't know me? Uh, you haven't seen the movie? Forget it, introduce myself, my name is Rubeus Hagrid, I work as a key keeper and hunting ground keeper at Hogwarts, and I'm here to pick you up from school. ”

"Hogwarts?"

Harry Potter was a little confused, he heard from his neighbors that the movie "Harry Potter" seemed to tell the story of a teenager named Harry Potter who went to school at Hogwarts.

Although he didn't know the specific plot, he knew that Hogwarts was a school of witchcraft and wizardry, a place that countless children, including him, would never dream of visiting.

Could it be that there is really magic in this world, there is Hogwarts? The big man in front of him like a barbarian, wasn't his uncle-in-law looking for him to tease him?

Hagrid looked at his confused and guarded eyes, but had to patiently explain, and performed a small spell to finally convince him that the dream had come true!

A few minutes later.

Vernon held the cake: "Do you really want to eat it?" ”

Hagrid: "What do you say?" ”

Dudley: "Won't you grow a pig's tail after eating?" ”

Hagrid: "...... Doesn't grow pig tails. ”

A minute later.

Dudley jumped up clutching his hips, crying and shouting, "You liar! said that it didn't grow a pig's tail, but it still had a pig's tail! ”

Hagrid was a little embarrassed: "That, slippery, slippery, as soon as I saw him buried in his head eating cake, I couldn't help but use that magic, it's all because of Harry Potter, it's too brainwashing." ”

Harry Potter: "......" blame me?

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