The fifty-ninth round of fighting landlords
Qiu Ze smiled and said: "I'm not like some people, of course I have a kind, I think I'm lucky, I still guess the points, five points!" ”
I'm Nima! Who didn't plant it? I asked Huang Sinan, "Sinan! I want to complain! This kid is swearing! Isn't that a foul? ”
Huang Sinan listened, waved his hand and said, "Hmm! Not counts! Not counts! People are telling the truth! You really don't have a kind of home! Aren't we fighting landlords, do we need you to form a gang? Let go of the old classmates, and have fun with me today! ”
I'll go! I really did something evil in my previous life, and with such an old classmate, I didn't feel angry and said: "Gotcha!" If you don't plant it, you don't plant it! I still guess odd and even, I still guess single! ”
As soon as I finished speaking, Huang Sinan laughed and said, "Haha! You're all wrong! ”
I thought Huang Sinan was so sure when he said this! Unexpectedly, as soon as she took the dice Gu, the dice were one and four, exactly five o'clock and it was also single, which means that Qiu Ze and I are both right and don't need to drink, she has to drink four glasses or four cans of wine this time.
Huang Sinan looked at the dice and said in disbelief: "How is it possible? Qiu Ze: Did you cheat? ”
Qiu Ze laughed dryly and said, "How is it possible! You shook it yourself, I'm just a little lucky, I definitely won't have such good luck in the next hand! ”
"Yes! I shook the dice, and you didn't move them, so it seems that you were lucky! After speaking, Huang Sinan was about to drink the lost wine, but as soon as she brought a glass of white wine to her mouth, she suddenly said: "I can't drink white anymore, just your posture, guess a few more times, I'm afraid I'm going to get drunk, let's drink beer first!" You can drink beer for a while! ”
After drinking four cans of beer, Huang Sinan went to the toilet once and shook the dice again, but this time he shook it more than three times, Huang Sinan shook it more than ten times in one breath.
I secretly observed Qiu Ze's performance during this period, I saw that his ears were really like in the movie, and he seemed to really be able to hear the final points of the dice, and he was a little confused, everyone has this ability, who can still play him, I really want to tell Huang Sinan this point and let him change the way he plays, but what Huang Sinan said to me just now, I am not sure that Huang Sinan will listen to me at this time, for the sake of insurance, so I had to give up this idea for the time being, just wait for my turn to sit in the bank, I have the right to speak, Then ask for a poker game that Qiu Ze can't hear.
"After shaking it so many times, I don't believe you can still guess!" Huang Sinan put down the dice Gu and said with a smug face.
I don't know why, Qiu Ze obviously hesitated to report the points this time: "Hmm...... This one is still five o'clock! ”
I was a little surprised, Qiu Ze actually reported the same number of points as the previous handful, I thought to myself: Could it really be five points? Cut! What was I thinking? How could it still be five o'clock? Didn't this kid win two in a row and deliberately release water! Wait a minute! If the gherkins are the first to be put down, won't the wine table just disperse! At that time, as long as I am still sober, I will not continue to drink with Qiu Ze! In that case, Qiu Ze can't do anything to Huang Sinan at all! It turns out that this is what the gherkin called me to accompany the wine, why would I be wrong about her! Hey! It seems that this is indeed not a landlord, and there is no need to fight two or one, regardless of whether he Qiu Ze releases water or not, anyway, if I am sure, I will go up, and if I am not sure, I will be stable.
All kinds of thoughts in my mind are fleeting, thinking of this, I really can't be sure of guessing the points, so I still guess odd and even, I said to Huang Sinan: "This I guess the single, oh no, I guessed the single twice, this I still choose to open the double!" ”
Huang Sinan hiccuped and said with some disgust: "It's really troublesome!" It's up to you! Next time, remember to think before you speak......... Heavenly Spirit, Spirit, Earth Spirit, Taishang, Lao Jun will quickly manifest his spirit, open! ”
Qiu Ze frowned when he saw the points, and I was stunned when I saw the points.
Huang Sinan looked at the points, but her spirit soared, she danced and said, "See clearly!" It's seven o'clock! The last kill, why are you still stunned why do you hurry up and drink! ”
I rub! I made a mistake! There's no way, if it's wrong, it's wrong, Qiu Ze has two cans and I'll have one can.
After the three gherkins were finished, it was Qiu Ze's turn to be the villager, Qiu Ze shook the dice and didn't ask me in order, but said to Huang Sinan: "This kid is redundant, Sinan!" Let's guess first! ”
Huang Sinan smiled and said, "I'll go first, I'm about to take revenge on you!" Eight! ”
Qiu Ze frowned inadvertently, smiled and said, "Your revenge is too casual!" I guessed eight points first, and you guessed eight points too? ”
Huang Sinan smiled: "Get up from where you fall!" Why don't I guess eight o'clock! Ha ha! ”
"Hehe, of course! Maybe it's eight o'clock! Sinan has already guessed, what do you choose? ”
Qiu Ze will also come back to his senses, and he said secretly: I believe you are a ghost! You're trying to get revenge! You want to be the first to get drunk! It seems that I really thought too much about it before, it turned out that she just used me to help her completely break off the relationship with the Jia family from the beginning! High! It's really high! A good move, a good plan, I really underestimated you before, but if you think I will admit defeat so easily, you are very wrong! I'm going to let you see me turn the tables with your own eyes!!
"Double, I'm still double!" I was also confused by the gherkin will guess eight o'clock, she is indeed sloppy enough, I said happily: still a gherkin thief!
Something magical happened, Qiu Ze unveiled the dice Gu and said in a somewhat flattering tone: "Sinan! You see! Sure enough, it's eight o'clock! I'm lucky, and yours isn't bad! It's my turn to drink this time! After speaking, Qiu Ze took four cans of beer and started drinking.
Huang Sinan smiled and replied: "Indeed! Luck is coming, it's hard to drink! ”
I'll go! What's the situation? Could it be that I was dazzled, the moment I opened it, I obviously saw that the two points of the dice on the right were on the side, why did he wait for him to uncover them, and the two points ran up? Qiu Ze is too shameless! it! Gambling is really controllable!
Qiu Ze went to the bathroom after drinking, and when he came back, he proposed: "Sinan! It's so boring to play dice, why don't we switch to poker! ”
I didn't expect that in the end it was Qiu Ze himself who took the initiative to give up the strength of dice, I didn't talk much, I wanted to see what Huang Sinan said.
"Yes! Then play poker! After Huang Sinan finished speaking, he handed a brand new poker to Qiu Ze and said: "Your village, you are in charge!" ”
Qiu Ze said while disassembling the poker and shuffling the cards: "Okay, let's play the landlord!" ”