"Look at what! Look at your point! Don't hurry up and get in the car! Li Zhenzhen looked at me with disdain and said.

I pulled the car door and got into the car a little unpleasantly, and muttered a little sourly: "You are allowed to use this car to pull people, and others are not allowed to look at it twice, if you have the ability, don't drive out!" ”

Li Zhenzhen pursed her lips, she didn't mean to argue with me, she drove the car smoothly, and asked with some dissatisfaction: "Why are you wearing this today!" Why didn't you wear the suit I prepared for you? Is it a good fit? ”

When I thought of the bullet holes in my suit and I burned them, I was afraid that she would suddenly slander me, so I had to choke her and say, "Do you still need to ask?" On such a hot day, don't you have to take a shower and change your clothes? ”

Li Zhenzhen turned her head to look at me, and then she didn't know whether it was intentional or not, she said, "That's right!" You are not willing to throw away more than 10,000 mobile phones, presumably a set of 100,000 Kunlun brand handmade custom suits, you are even more reluctant to throw it away! You reminded me that I should have prepared a few more sets of such clothes for you! ”

"What! How much? When I heard this, I was immediately shocked, and I couldn't help but say in my heart: Oh my God! I actually burned 100,000 with my own hands yesterday? This Nima is too scary! Wouldn't it take three years to make money at the rate at which I made money? She actually said that one set is not enough, how many sets do you have to prepare for me? Isn't this trying to set me up again! Thinking of this, I quickly continued: "It's not that exaggerated! A set of clothes costs 100,000? Don't prepare it for me, a person like me, just deal with it casually with a 180 yuan of clothes! I can't get used to wearing such expensive clothes! ”

Li Zhenzhen nodded maliciously and said, "It's such an exaggeration!" Speaking of which, Li Zhenzhen also opened the glove box in front of me, that is, the storage box in front of the co-pilot, and then continued to say to me: "Huh! If you don't believe me, you can take a look at the invoice inside! It's all fresh! As for habits! All I can say is that you should be able to get used to it compared to prison clothes, right? Right? ”

I looked at the invoice and said a little stupidly: "Get used to it!" After speaking, I couldn't help but secretly say: I'll rely on this trick again, hum! That is, Lao Tzu hasn't pinched your sore feet yet, you wait for me, wait for a few days when your trick is over, I want you to look good! Thinking of this, I was also a little curious about what Li Zhenzhen was going to do, so I asked Li Zhenzhen with a bitter face: "Miss! You're so kind to me, don't you really plan to take care of me! You said! What the hell do you like about me? Can't I change it? ”

Li Zhenzhen looked at me contemptuously and said, "Cut! Wrap you up! You're still a little fresh meat! You like beef jerky now! ”

As soon as Li Zhenzhen's words fell, I didn't have time to refute, when suddenly a little sister-in-law at the roadside bus stop shouted: "Pan Zihe! Pan Zihe! You wait! ”

Li Zhenzhen and I were attracted by this voice at the same time, and I looked back to see that it was Jiang Luo, and waved at her in the open top.

Li Zhenzhen saw that I seemed to know the beautiful girl who chased out a few steps, although he was a little unhappy in his heart, he still parked the car on the side of the road with great grace, and then asked casually: "Your girlfriend?" ”

I listened to it and suddenly felt happy in my heart, thinking of Li Zhenzhen's words that mocked me just now, I hit her and said, "Yes! Yesterday we both stayed in a mom-and-pop hotel! Look at her young! He's only 19 years old now, and he's still in college! ”

Li Zhenzhen said with some disbelief: "Cut! It's the same as the truth, people are coming over soon, you don't want to be a gangster. ”

I stubbornly said, "Joke! Goofs? Don't knock over the vinegar jar when the time comes! ”

Jiang Luoben, who saw me and subconsciously chased after me for two steps, already regretted it, she said secretly: She also said that she was an errand runner! He also said that he didn't have a wife! Seeing that they were talking and laughing, it would be strange if the woman who was driving just now was not her wife! ……… Forehead! How did they pull over! It's not that her wife misunderstood something! ………… Cut! Misunderstanding is misunderstanding! I have a wife at home, and I'm still lying to a little girl like me outside, so let me expose his face as a scumbag!

It just so happened that Jiang Luo approached and heard me say, "Don't knock over the vinegar jar when the time comes!" ”

This made Jiang Luo stunned in his heart: What a vinegar jar! Is he talking to his wife about me? It's not a thing! This kind of thing has not even been explained, and he directly asked his wife not to be jealous! Thinking of this, Jiang Luo was afraid that the world would not be chaotic, she pointed at Li Zhenzhen and said, "Who are you!" Why are you seducing my man? ”

"Ahh Li Zhenzhen was a little embarrassed when she heard it, she thought to herself: I'll go, Pan Zihe is actually true! I'm going to have a smile on his face! …… No way! I can't let him be so proud that he dares to spill dog food in front of me! Thinking of this, Li Zhenzhen slammed his neck, first gave me a slap, and then scolded and said, "Okay! Eat me and drink me, you dare to raise the junior behind my back, and bring the junior to show off in front of me! If you don't tell me something about it today, I'm not done with you! ”

I was proud, but I didn't expect Li Zhenzhen to suddenly give me this slap, and then I muttered a lot, and when she finished speaking, I didn't have time to have a seizure, and with a snap, the other half of my face was caught off guard and slapped by Jiang Luo! Immediately, the brain was buzzing!

Jiang Luo was sad and indignant: "Scumbag! You said you wanted to marry me yesterday! People almost gave it to you for the first time, but you made me a junior? Let's break up! I never want to see you again! Saying that, Jiang Luo was about to leave.

I touched my cheeks, which were a little red and swollen, and when I saw that Jiang Luo was leaving, I immediately became angry, grabbed one of Jiang Luo's arms through the car door, and said gloomily: "You two acting skills are really good, if it weren't for Lao Tzu still being a virgin, I would have believed your nonsense!" Am I a scumbag? Today, you two ungrateful guys don't explain clearly to Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu is not finished with you! ”

"You let go of me! You lied to me first! Jiang Luo said with some fear.

I was a little angry and said, "When did I lie to you?" I regret helping you! I knew I wanted you to make chicken! ”

"Woo woo woo ........." Jiang Luo immediately cried when he heard this.

At this time, Li Zhenzhen was also a little scared, and she carefully persuaded: "I'm sorry! I'm just kidding, you see people crying, you better let them go first! ”

I immediately mocked, "Just kidding! Is there anyone like you kidding? What did you say to Lao Tzu at the beginning - "I want to go back to develop a blood poison vaccine" - do you see what you are doing now? I knew that you were such a person, so I might as well let you be caught in country B to shoot AV! ”

Li Zhenzhen looked around, frowned and said, "Pan Zihe, I apologize and say, you scolded and scolded, shouldn't this anger also be eliminated!" You see, a lot of people have noticed this! Some people are already planning to come over to see the fun, so you better let go of the girls first! We'll talk about it later! ”

"Oh! You're so rich! You can do whatever you want! I'm not going to let it go! You call the police and arrest me! ”