You must know that generally when seeing a doctor, if it is not urgent, the doctor's schedule will be considered. Now that the sky is just dawning, most people have not yet eaten breakfast, how can ordinary patients choose this time to come!

Ouyang Shu had just stepped into the house when he saw a man and a woman sitting uneasily on the chair opposite.

Ouyang Shu couldn't help but be happy when he saw the image of these two people. He didn't know how it would feel to see Tarzan of the Apes standing next to the seven dwarfs, but he felt it now.

The difference between the two people is not too big in altitude, but sitting together gives people a great contrast, and this contrast comes from the man's mind that is better than that of Maitreya Buddha, and the woman is graceful with a willow waist, Yingying can be held, a typical devil figure.

What is this official called? Ouyang Shu saw a lot of people of all kinds, so he didn't make a fuss, and asked lightly after sitting down.

The villain Meng is honest, and his family lives in Xicheng. When the fat man spoke, the fat on his face shook and shook, as if he was hanging on his face alive. His voice, though a little muffled, was full of breath and sounded very loud. This is the villain's ninth concubine, Liu.

Ouyang Shu nodded and asked straight to the point: I don't know what kind of illness Mrs. Ru is infecting?

No, it's not me, it's him, Liu's face turned red, he shook his head a little embarrassedly, and pointed at her husband with a jade-like *** finger. Although her voice is small because of shyness, it is undeniable that it is very pleasant.

Ouyang Shu was surprised. Generally, wives and concubines are accompanied by their husbands when they see a doctor, but they have never seen their husbands take a concubine with them.

However, strange to strange, Ouyang Shu didn't have much interest in this question, so he cast an inquiring glance at Meng Laoshi.

Li Jieyuan's honest tone suddenly became shy, very much like a little daughter-in-law who saw her in-laws for the first time, her huge body trembled gently, her big round face was red and purple, and she hung very low, almost buried between her knees. After a long time, Meng Laoshi still didn't say a word again. Finally, he finally gritted his teeth, turned his head, and said to a young and beautiful concubine who came with him: "You come!

Only then did Ouyang Shu know that the Liu family was not to accompany the doctor, but to be a news spokesman for their master. As a local rich man (otherwise he wouldn't have been able to raise such a huge man, and he married a nine-room concubine), it's not too much to bring a news spokesman with him. However, Meng Laoshi was not an ordinary helper, but his own concubine, which made Ouyang Shu very interested. You must know that in the eyes of the people of this era, wives and concubines are all at a loss when they are looked at.

Liu's demeanor is not much better than her husband's. Under the double gaze of Ouyang Shu's expectant gaze and Meng Yuanwai's anxious gaze, her face was red, her demeanor was at a loss, and a pair of wonderful eyes looked left and right, flashing, which made people unable to help but be anxious for her at first sight.

After brewing for a long time, I finally said a few words in a mosquito-like voice: There are three unfilial pieties

Ouyang Shu thought: This is really an unspeakable problem, even in the later generations of extreme openness, it is unspeakable pain, no wonder!

Ouyang Shugang nodded, indicating that when he understood, Liu's ears turned even redder, shook his head again, and shook his hand, indicating that he had guessed wrong, in fact: he wanted to do a good job

It turns out that it is not a good example! It is so rare to be able to talk about this disease so artistically, this little concubine is really a qualified news spokesperson. No wonder the couple came so early in the morning. Of course, the less people know about this disease, the better.

As a famous and promising gentry of the Great Song Dynasty, with abundant family wealth and many wives and concubines, it is really embarrassing enough to get into this trouble, and it is no wonder that Meng Laoshi is holding a paper fan and half-covering his face, ashamed.

Ouyang Shu couldn't help laughing in his heart. This is not because we are gloating, but because it is not a disease at all! Generally speaking, being too obese will cause most of the people to lose weight, and this does not need treatment at all, as long as you lose weight to a certain extent, you will get better naturally.

It is conceivable that this Meng Yuanwai must have found many famous doctors for his disease, but it has always been useless, and in the end he had to run such a long way from Xicheng to find Ouyang Shu to try his luck.

However, Ouyang Shu still couldn't hold back his laughter, and with a solemn face, he beckoned this Meng to sit down, and looked at him as if he was asking.

For this kind of person who has failed to seek medical treatment many times, if you tell him that he is not sick at all, he will never believe it. Moreover, Ouyang Shu also had a little bad intentions towards this guy with a fat belly, since he has money to eat, drink and take concubines, he might as well let him have a little blood!

Ouyang Shu pretended to groan, this matter is a bit troublesome. But

It's good to have it, but these two words are like drowning people to lifebuoys to Meng Laoshi, he hurriedly came over and said in an extremely pious tone: Please be sure to advise!

Ouyang Shu said with a look of embarrassment: I'm afraid this matter is a little difficult to do. Meng Yuanwai, you should know that in our life, some things are successful or not, half of it depends on personnel, and half depends on the destiny of heaven. Personnel is good to say, the younger generation does their best, but this destiny

Meng Laoshi's big head was not full of fat, he endured the pain in his flesh, and said arrogantly: I will reduce my family's land rent by 20% when I go back.

The people of this era still have some belief in accumulating yin virtue and seeking good results.

Ouyang Shu nodded again and again, expressing his appreciation, and said that those who are virtuous will be helped by God. He thought for a long time and thought of a few ways:

First, in line with the principle of the doctor's parents' heart, endure the pain and pass it on to Meng Yuanwai a set of maps of the five bird operas of heaven and yang, earth and yin, and practice according to the movements indicated in the picture at the fifth watch every day, which can strengthen the body (author's note: This good method has a common name for broadcast gymnastics. ）

Second, prescribe a pair of miracle medicines, which should be taken internally every morning and evening. However, this medicine needs to be guided by Meng Yuanwai's own sweat, which is a bit difficult to swallow, but it is all for the next generation. (Note 2: In fact, the medicine itself is a powder of skullcap and banyan root, and the only medicinal effect is tonic.) ）

Third, when you want to drink alcohol in the future, please use plain water instead.

Fourth, even if the symptoms are temporarily removed, sexual intercourse should be avoided in the future, at most once every five days.

After listening to these four guiding opinions, Meng Laoshi's heart fire, which was about to be extinguished, finally showed some signs of revival. In his opinion, Ouyang Shu's methods are not how clever they are, but novelty.

Ordinary doctors just kept prescribing medicine to him, and after taking too much medicine, he couldn't help but have doubts about this treatment method of prescribing medicine and taking medicine. And Ouyang Shu's methods just fulfilled his desire to try new treatments.

At that moment, Meng Laoshi and his wife left with a contradictory feeling of apprehension and hope.