47 thousand shots
Shen Lang quickly ran towards Yizhuang,
The two zombies behind him chased after each other,
Because a road running in a straight line will be 100% caught,
Shen Lang can only escape by taking the Z-shaped running method!
Changing direction while walking the zombies,
It's a very strenuous physical job.
Shen Lang supported it for half an hour, but he was already so tired that he couldn't breathe.
All the way to the steps,
Shen Lang smashed the wooden door a few times,
'Bang~''Bang~'''Bang~''
"Master, open the door!"
The gate of Yizhuang slowly opened,
What greeted him was not Uncle Nine's kind smile,
Rather, it's a cold, black hole with a huge cannon muzzle!
Just aimed at yourself!
Shen Lang hurriedly dodged to the side, "Don't fire, your own people!" β
Ah Wei appeared full of blood,
Holding torches and showing off their might,
"I know, Wencai, come in, I'm not responsible for hurting you later."
The wooden door opened a little more,
Shen Lang escaped through the gap.
Uncle Nine patted Shen Lang's arm,
A rare smile of appreciation,
"Good boy, it's really yours, aren't you hurt?"
Shen Lang was sweating on his temples at this time, and shook his head with a smile, "Master, I'm not injured, are you ready?" β
"Ready." Uncle Nine tightened the peachwood sword in his hand, at a forty-five degree angle, looking up at the starry sky, "Do your best, listen to the destiny of heaven!" β
Shen Lang knew...... Uncle Nine is not 100% confident that he can deal with those two zombies......
If the zombie has been hard and tough, it's okay to say, I'm afraid that the other party will be smart, and just run away, then there is really no rut at all.
Qiusheng, who had been lying on the courtyard wall watching the wind, suddenly called out in a panic, "Zombie! Those two zombies are coming! β
"Where? Where is it? Ah Wei motioned to his subordinates to quickly adjust the direction of the cannon body, "Hurry up, my cannon is already hungry and thirsty, hurry up and let me kill him with one shot!" β
Shout~
The old lady of the Ren family flew down from the sky,
However, the yard was sprinkled with glutinous rice before,
The swarthy soles of his feet stepped on the glutinous rice, instantly triggering a series of explosions!
"It hurts!"
The old lady of the Ren family flew directly to the roof after suffering pain.
"Zombie, Captain, that male zombie is on the roof!"
"I'm rubbing, jumping so high? Hurry up, hurry up and turn the mountain cannon and kill him! β
Uncle Nine's eyelids jumped wildly, "Captain Ah Wei, this ...... I'm afraid it's not right......"
If the bombardment continues, the zombies may not be fine, but Uncle Nine's own house will definitely be destroyed.
Ah Wei said earnestly, "Uncle Jiu, the overall situation is important, the house can be rebuilt if it is destroyed, you are for everyone, everyone is for me, the little ones, listen to my orders, bang him!" β
Anyway, it's for Ah Wei himself inside and out...... It's funny......
"Yes...... Captain! β
Uncle Nine was extremely depressed, and he lost a lot of money catching zombies this time...... Even the only old mansion was lost......
The messenger walked to the gate,
The palm of the hand touches the door,
I was stunned to find that I couldn't push!
"Oops......"
'Boom~'
The two gates were forcibly broken,
There was a bad guy who was crushed under the door panel,
Banging his head on the ground...... Passed out!
And the mountain cannon also rolled back down the stone steps at the door......
"Roaring ββ!"
The old lady of the Ren family roared and jumped in from outside!
"Captain! Again! β
"It's that female stiff, what should the captain do?"
"Huh? Yes? β
Ah Wei took care of it left and right,
Driven by his little brothers,
Let the cannon sometimes backward, sometimes forward,
Ah Wei, who was in a mess, was so frightened that his pants were wet again,
"What to do...... Oh, yes...... How...... What to do...... Uncle Nine, what should I do! Woooooo β
This is a real piece of shit...... The sound of complaining in everyone's hearts.
"It's okay!" Uncle Nine took off his Heavenly Master robe, recited a mantra, and aimed the Tai Chi pattern on the reverse side of the robe at the female stiff! The misty light shook so that the woman couldn't move, "Roarββ! β
Shen Lang's eyes narrowed slightly, and he could see at a glance that this was not the usual Heavenly Master robe, this was the super Heavenly Master robe that had been offered on the statue of Ancestor Master Zhang Tianshi...... The production is more sophisticated, and the offerings have accumulated over time, this dress is enough to match a magic weapon!
"Town!"
Spit out a word, Uncle Nine flew up with his robe and jumped over,
The Heavenly Master robe in his hand floated towards the female stiff as if it had spirituality!
The old lady of the Ren family jumped off the roof,
The sharp nails poked straight at the back of Uncle Jiu's neck,
"Don't! me! Ann people! β
Anren is the honorific title for his wife,
It's a more old-school way of using words.
The translation is: don't, me, wife.
Uncle Nine moves in front,
The old lady of the Ren family froze behind,
If Uncle Nine is poked by the fingernails of the zombie behind him, he must die!
The situation has become dire -