Chapter 994: One Dragon and One Tiger

used to wear a Santa hat with Qiao Yilong, and Gu Ruxi wore a short skirt to distribute paper and pens to the three of them.

"Write a random number on the card, don't let me see the words, and close your eyes slowly."

The three of them squinted at Gu Ruxi and took the opportunity to take the card over and peek at it, and everyone saw his small movements and looked at each other.

"Well, so be it, I already know what number you're thinking about, because I have mind reading 26."

The three of them looked at each other and hurriedly coaxed, you can proudly say, haha, in fact, this is a kind of magic.

We insiders call it close-up magic, and even if you get close to me, you can't see that I'm doing it too fast, too fast.

Haha Zhao Yijing, alas, what are you playing?

A small amount of money is only worth one digit Zhao Yijing, come and see God, he can read the number that comes to mind in our hearts, right?

Did he peek at what Zhao Yijing said again, everyone snickered and turned around, I can read the color of your pants if you close your eyes, how about it?

Do you understand Jin Jing's magic?

This is what I learned from Liu Qing's blog.

Gu Rumeng and Gu Ruxi took a drink and went swimming, do you think Liu Qing will play the game today?

I'm still waiting for him to do magic.,Is there a game where our little white?,Eight immortals send it.。

No, you're all going to watch the game today, what do you think on Chinese New Year's Eve?

Lulu disgusted and said that I didn't watch it, it wasn't worth it

"It's not you, you're careful, I'm relieved, you're greedy, I'm worried that you're happy, I'm disgusting if you're distracted, I'm sad all my life, bless a heart, your moon, my heart, the New Year's blessing is really a good song, let's talk about the bell to welcome the New Year."

I took off my headphones and wanted to hum a song first, so I ran out excitedly.

Wu Bingbing stood outside expressionlessly, and Xiao Qian said sensationally.

"The leader is really embarrassed, but my grandfather has been in poor health, what his old man is looking forward to most is to have a reunion dinner with his family, and his old man called me three months ago, telling me that I must go home tonight, he has to see me before he starts to move chopsticks, this kind of blood is thicker than water family affection you should be able to understand."

"Okay, okay, less meaty, but in the past, if you don't call it a day, I can call it a day, and if no one signs it, won't I record it in vain?"

"Soon, don't worry, then what are you going to do now?"

When she went to the toilet, Lulu bought a WC gesture, was glared at by Wu Bingbing, and hurriedly changed her words.

Okay, I endured work first, and Lulu went back to record in the second bathroom, and then Lisa answered the phone.

"Grandma, I'm Xiaorong, well, I'm still working overtime, yes, there is a white accountant who is still recording, don't worry, I'll come back for Chinese New Year's Eve dinner when he finishes recording, right?" The second cousin came back from China, he took his students with him, is his student handsome? really looks like Chen Daoming, you help me keep it, don't let my cousin. ”

I'll complete this gorgeous reversal An hour later, the doorbell rang, and Qiao Yilong opened the door to deliver chicken wings.

Qiao Yilong stared sharply at him The young man gave you chicken wing money Oh, there are still 10 yuan here to be regarded as New Year's money, happy New Year.

"Sir, you're too picky, you're too polite, sell dollars and put money in your pocket, alas, by the way, by the way, does your boss often give guests a shortage of chicken wings."

"Ah no, we are a time-honored brand, a reputation first."

Wait a minute, Qiao Yilong ran in front of Gu Ruxi, the situation was even worse than expected, sitting in the new area used to be a traditional virtue of the Chinese nation, but now it has also disappeared.

Manager Zhang, you are going to influence him like this.

Don't worry, I still have professional means, Qiao Yilong returned to the door, master, here is another 50 yuan, which is considered to be New Year's money for your brothers and sisters.

I don't have any brothers and sisters, so I'm filial.

My mother passed away last year, thank you, are you willing to go to court and accuse your boss of cheating consumers.

While I know this may have an impact on your career, you can rest assured.

You'll be protected 24 hours a day, my boss.

Why do we have chicken wings of quality and quantity, is there anything else?

I'm going to send crayfish I haven't laughed so I have to get the money back, Qiao Yilong pretended to be pitiful and laughed like crying, is it all a misunderstanding.

"Brother and brother, in fact, you also know the New Year's money, it's not very advocated, send money more often, you don't want to go back,"

Didn't I mean we're equal? Ah, Chinese pay attention to courtesy and exchange between their peers, right? ”

Should you also be um Qiao Yilong stretched out his hand to signal Oh, um what you said is quite reasonable, it should be a courtesy exchange, but today is too sudden, and I have nothing to prepare.

Otherwise, you can take these 10 yuan to press the year first, the delivery man took out the 10 yuan that Qiao Yilong gave him just now from his pocket and gritted his teeth, then give another 5 yuan, or this crayfish will be given to you too.

I don't want to say goodbye, and Qiao Yilong, who was afraid of outsiders, turned around and saw Gu Ruxi snickering.

He reluctantly opened the box, at least I am not without any loot Well, it's all yours, no one is robbing you Qiao Yilong took out a big mouth.

But I don't know where to go, Qiao Yilong came back with the new guards, and Gu Ruxi and Yumo watched enthusiastically.

"Alas, you have a good New Year, Blue Jar. Green jars, red jars. And the black jars, three of which are used up, is it just one jar? ”

There's a targeted paint in it, and now I need a lady to cooperate with me, but turn to the point of light, by the way, who is more reliable between the two of them, raise your hand in the middle of the lane, that's you, that's the choice of premeditated ignore the melancholy.

Now please choose one of the four articles, and you have to find a way to avoid the real jar, understand?

And then you're going to spray it on your face, your face on the child's dog, and finally he picks up the black jar and sprays it on his face, okay, very good, you'd better choose the right one.

Because you're going to spray this jar in your face, are you sure you want a black jar?

Slowly, I changed.

I choose the hotel.

Gu Rumeng slowly clapped his hands or was it safe Qiao Yilong exclaimed.

"You predicted it in advance, the color he wants to choose is too strong, but you teach me, do you want to help me get through the second vein of Ren Du first, let me explain the principle of this watch first, the key is to let this lady not choose a black jar."

You are a fish controlled by a fish's eye, I'm too scary, the key is on the base of the jar, the master turned the base, and there is a line of big words on the back of the base, don't take the black pipe.

Is this the meaning of mind reading?

Qiao Yilong exclaimed, see if there is any bitter smile, if he deliberately finds fault, what about choosing the black pipe in the first round?

You can try it, the master confidently said Gu Ruxi went to pick up the black jar, but actually picked up the coffee table and stuck it, I don't open the black jar and can't get it up.

Hahaha, thank you.

"This is the mind-reading technique that I have believed in since I was a child, and this is the legendary money ability."

Mom, you lied to me, I yelled and ran out of my mother, such a boring magic trick might as well be searched around in the game.

Everyone didn't know where Qiao Yilong had gone, and there was no one to figure Gu Ruxi and Lili looking at each other, but the signal seemed to be taken over by Qiao Yilong again.

There is only live football on the screen, and Youyou is in the welder's hat and holding a kitchen knife to repair it, and suddenly sparks are splashing, and Yifei is accompanying Qiao Yilong in the hospital at this time.

In the first place, Qiao Yilong insisted on thinking that crayfish was the fruit of justice, and ate all the plates, but as a result, he was allergic to seafood, and his lips were swollen like sausages.

The whole face is very autumnal.

He was wailing and the nurse pushed it and lay down, the delivery man and the delivery man **, the symptoms were the same as him, I felt that I was wrong, I took your medical record card in my life, perverted spicy allergy, what did you eat once, I don't care anymore.

, Buy the tongue of the Yuanda, don't tell me it's too late, even if you buy more crayfish for free, you still want to hurt me?

You give me back the New Year's money, and the two of you pinched it across the sofa, and they couldn't understand what the other party said.

Gu Ruxi answered the phone at this time and fed Gu Rumeng, I am chaotic enough here in the hospital Qiao Yilong also received a call from Zhao Yijing.

"I actually got on your big Lu Zhao Yijing again, you told me about the dead turkey, and you actually came here to teach a few women to set off fireworks, alas, quickly help me translate, tell them this right or wrong wheat field, at 12 o'clock I knelt on the roof of the building and lit this ultimate salute flower."

I named him the Flying Ideal, and they could come to the top of the building to watch the ceremony, and the dream would come true next year, but only if they wore a miniskirt.

Qiao Yilong was cold, these are what you are selling, no, it is Xiao Hei downstairs who is setting up a stall, and I passed by to help him look at the stall for half an hour.

I didn't expect the Warring States to be brilliant Zhao Yijing opened his palm and a row of phones on it, does the halberd fireworks have a sales license?

We just wanted to ask this question, and the two of them turned around and found that two policemen were standing behind the stall suspected of selling fireworks without a license.

"Isn't it, the two of us are two aspiring young people on the streets of Chinese New Year's Eve who are about to release their ideals, and you have arrested us here without evidence, you are killing our ideals, I demand immediate release, although we beat someone, his brain was caught by the door, I just want to explain that this fireworks bomb is really not ours?"

It's that he wants to help others take a look at it temporarily, this Chinese New Year is not watching games at home, but actually helping others watch fireworks stalls, and you know that you are not simple at a glance.

We're certainly not going to be simple.

We are two aspiring young people who are about to release their ideals on the streets on Chinese New Year's Eve, okay, don't talk about it, I ask to find a manager.

When do we have a manager in the hospital, Qiao Yilong's phone rang, and Qiao Yilong's voice came and listened.

Now I'm on 3G video mode and we need your help, even though it's our manager, now you can talk to him.

The police officer took the phone and looked at a man with a puffy face on the screen, my mother, who are you scared of this Chinese New Year?

Are you sure this is your manager, Zhao Yijing took the phone and was startled by him, and forced to calm down.

At first glance, it looks a little out of shape, but he can vaguely recognize the free and easy temperament revealed between his eyebrows, and it can only prove his identity.

From now on, he will defend us The police took the mobile phone Okay, comrade manager, what do you want to say, you can start talking about it, the equipment of the big snake is not a word, the policeman Zhao Yijing Qiao Yilong looked at each other The hotline on the radio sounded.

Be careful to knock down, you really want to order a song, don't you?

"Say, hey, is it Qiao Yilong?"

"I'm a migrant worker, I'm still on the construction site today, I want to order a good day to send to my wife and children, I wish them a safe and happy new year, I believe your family will be very happy when they hear it, and I want to give this song to all the brothers who are still working tonight, everyone is good."

"Including you accountant, well, by the way, can you watch the game? Well, it can be, but Xiaoqin turned her head, and there was a small TV in the live broadcast room. ”

Alas, Qiao Yilong, can you tell us what show the game is putting on now? We watch games every year, but unfortunately I can't watch them this year, and many of my peers here can't see TV.

I can only listen to your radio, you can tell us about it, be despised, and think carefully about turning on the TV.

In response to the needs of the audience, today's special unit Lulu will accompany you to watch the live broadcast of the game beauties, and comment on the grand occasion of the CCTV Spring Festival Gala.

I'm going to give this program to all my friends who can only listen to the radio tonight, no matter where you are.

I wish you a happy, harmonious and happy Chinese New Year.

In the hospital, Qiao Yilong was playing a game in front of a TV, and he struggled to get up, no, no, alas, if you don't let me see it, I don't watch Qiao Yilong cry.

In the detention center.

Zhao Yijing and Qiao Yilong watched the game with the police on their mobile phones through the iron window, and Gu Ruxi reconnected the wires in the apartment, but the TV was playing the Korean version of the game, and the three of them were asleep with smiles on their faces.

On the eve of the New Year.

Everyone did not carry out the ultimate Chinese New Year's Eve battle plan according to the original plan, and the new tradition of not looking at the game was ruthlessly broken before it even began.

But everyone understands that this is probably what Chinese New Year's Eve should feel like approaching 12 o'clock game accountant.

The collective countdown to 54321 is the New Year.

Where's it?

Shun Chun told Lulu to pull Sally out, Qiao Yilong hurriedly stood up, alas, go to my room.

I have a lot of favorites?

Alas, who tied my shoelaces together, and snickered on the side Gu Ruxi watched Zhang Mei jump out one by one.

Pulled Shen Linfeng again, let's go too, um, but I made an appointment at night.

Qiao Yilong jumped up at this time, I know who he dated, you are too much, you already have a girlfriend, you can explain it yourself.

What exactly did you do at the bar last night?

As soon as Li Chenyun arrived late, I was fascinated by the waiter of the second, her name was Dahl, and Gu Ruxi chatted with worry and didn't buy it.

I almost looked at it and pretended to be angry: "You are so bold, we will talk about this in a while." ”

It's just talking, swallowing things and eagerly saying I, did I tell you? Say it, swim excitedly inhaled, he was just about to speak Gu Ruxi preemptively said, Lei Feng and I have actually broken up a long time ago.

Everyone stayed and Gu Ruxi was about to cry, didn't you say let me say it?

What does it mean to have broken up a long time ago, before I took the Ph.D., we had already broken up peacefully I said three shots, we used a wrist breaker, rock-paper-scissors.

and more than 20 different competitive methods to resolve conflicts, I can't win any of them, he is too strong.

But I still insisted on it, so we parted with the coffin, thank you for taking me to the bar, I found her, and I hate to turn you up.

"Thank you, I made an appointment with her to watch a movie tonight, okay guys, I'll go first, and I'll look back at Yifei sluggishly, why don't you tell us about it, I wanted to wait until I finished the exam to tell you."

I heard that Zhao Yijing is very comfortable in this area, let him introduce one to me another day, ah, you are really joking.

At this time, a waitress walked in front of her, Li Chenyun asked for attention, the audience looked at her head, let's talk about Gu Ruxi.

Oh.

Okay, you also think that girl looks like liu yifei li chenyun she continued to look at the girl qiao yilong frowned and went back qiao yilong told lili about it.

Lili is simply furious, what god Lin Feng has been peeking at the bar, and the other girls are not peeking at him, and their eyes are about to fall out?

I really misread Shen Gongzi, it's better than Qiao Yilong, we have to tell a cup of this matter and don't fight for it, what if he doesn't admit it.

I have a way, a man's hypocrisy is like the emperor's new clothes, if he is a **** person at all, he must not be able to bear it,

When the time comes, he will be poured out of the truth, Yumu will spit out the truth after drinking, Yumu will show a fierce light, and Lulu and Zhao Yijing are engaged in a tug-of-war in the apartment.

Zhao Yijing didn't do anything, opened the door and put the credit card Sari came in and introduced it solemnly.

Legend is very happy to meet you, Mr. Ah Zhong warmly greeted Xiao Qian before saying hello to himself Sally, I mentioned it to you.

He is used to make Gu Ruxi remember, how perfect, what jealousy, I don't even know what the details of other people, don't worry, he is a professional.

Do you know this matter I know if the third person knows that Sully is a manager at this time Qiao Yilong suddenly poked his head out of the room Manager, who is the manager, it is he who followed the direction of Xiaoxian finger Zhang Meikang.

Wow.

What a sexy manager, do you see? Not even Qiao Yilong, Qiao Yilong kept staring at Sally, I believe it

Don't think crooked, this is a new profession, such as chatting, crying, and falling out of love.

Last time, I helped Qiao Yilong.

invited a Qiao Yilong and gave 300 to others very happily, so that he could stay all night Zhao Yijing laughed and said that it was better to queue up all night to buy train tickets.

I just have a suitable person here to introduce to you, his name is Darling, smart and sexy, and he wants to negotiate the landing price for only 498.

Zhao Yijing excitedly imitated the TV commercial, do you want me to spend 500 yuan to bring back a girl to eat at the same table, or let me really fall in love with her?

If you have the ability to score this black ball, I'll do whatever you want, what you say.

Xiao Qian pulled the lever and the net weight of the white ball Zhao Yijing patted him on the shoulder proudly How energetic are you in a meeting, a person said so many characters believe me.

Qiao Yilong and Li Chenyun were drinking in the bar, don't worry about Lin Feng's affairs during the day.

Well, it's okay, are there a lot of beauties here hungry?

There are only three, you say it again and look at what Zhao Yijing said pointing to his two brothers and friends.

Qiao Yilong, don't listen to his nonsense, your friend is so easy to find, and it's only three days away.

There is a city here, as the saying goes, money can make it, you should want to find that kind of woman.