[Little boiled egg one pick five]: "Come on, hammer me along the network cable, my lord's head is stretched here, don't come to you are my grandson!" ”

Hiss......

Tian He gasped, this guy dared to challenge his authority.

Is it because he hasn't been on the Internet for the past half a month, and Jianghu has lost his legend?

"I'm going to make you have a shadow over the Internet for the rest of your life."

"Come on, come on, passers-by come and see, look at my Aston rice field today to swell his face."

The so-called army did not move, pretending to be forced first.

This is the classic beginning of the online scolding war, and it is necessary to create a momentum that takes the lead.

Immediately, the forum became lively.

Those netizens who dived were all bubbling.

[Pure and strong man pineapple sauce: The hero of the rice field family, use your soul to smash it! ] 】

[Take a big sip of milk tea: Pour out all his juices!] 】

[Scalding: Upstairs is so disgusting, vomiting. 】

……

Seeing that a bunch of enthusiastic netizens who couldn't remember their names came out to cheer for him, Tian He couldn't hold back his inner impulse.

Even, he never felt that his past life was as scrappy as it is today.

[The voice of the masses is strong, I can't tolerate justice, Lao Tzu is about to start! ] 】

After making a finger stretching exercise, Tian He knocked down this sentence, but the moment the carriage return fell, he suddenly felt a trance in his brain.

Well?

The guy shook his head, his gaze refocused on the screen.

He opened his mouth wide because there was a magical scene.

A swirl suddenly appeared on the optical glass screen, which was only 2 mm thick.

Tian He rubbed his eyes vigorously and opened them again, the whirlpool was still there, but it was slowly shrinking.

"Nima, Lao Tzu's computer has been hacked."

Tian He muttered in his mouth, especially after seeing the black vortex on the screen even begin to glow a subtle red, a bloody sense of horror instantly came to his face.

"Who is kidding this, come out!"

To tell the truth, Tian He followed Lu Ze to the islands and reefs in the East China Sea without any misgiving, and the current situation directly made him creepy.

"It's too much!"

Tian He shouted, "Lao Tzu is turned off!" ”

After that, I was ready to press the computer shutdown button.

Suddenly, he felt something in his mind being withdrawn, and vaguely saw an energy bar appear in the upper left corner of the screen, [60100].

What is this thing?

Just when Tian He was wondering, the shrinking vortex in the center of the screen suddenly expanded, engulfing the entire screen.

A little light emerges in the center of black.

It was a head, round watermelon head, and the hair seemed to have just been cared for, looking extremely smooth and shiny.

This perspective should be from above.

"I remember that this screen is not holographic, is the video so realistic now?"

Tian He touched his chin and muttered.

Suddenly, a curse came from the three-dimensional image-like light and shadow.

"me! What kind of hairy Shimada family, everyone is mixed with the forum, pretending to be forced in front of my egg brother? ”

"I'm afraid of you?"

The sound of watermelon head scolding came out.

Tian He was stunned!

it, what's the situation?

Wait, the Shimada family, isn't that the nickname that those sunspots give Daddy?

Brother Dan......

Isn't this the little boiled egg?

Tian He covered his mouth violently, because he could hear the other party's voice, didn't it mean that the other party could also hear his voice?

However, after he shut up for five seconds, he found that the other party was unaware.

Can't the other party hear me?

"Grandson."

Tian He let go of his palm and shouted cautiously.

The [small braised egg one pick five] with a watermelon head has no response!

Tian He was immediately happy.

Yo!

This is good.

Wait, no matter how good the video is, it's not interesting if it can't be interactive.

The other party didn't know that he was scolding him.

Tian He could see that the watermelon head was typing on the keyboard with both hands at this moment, obviously with full firepower.

This suddenly made Lieutenant Tana, whose screen was covered in strange black scenes, feel unbalanced.

He really wanted to see what the forum was talking about at the moment, and he could even guess some content in his heart, but he couldn't see it after all, which made Tian He's ability useless, and he scratched his ears and cheeks a little anxiously.

[Wait]!

Tian He raised his head suddenly, looking at the screen with glowing eyes.

He suddenly thought of a bold hypothesis, such as...... Such!

Lieutenant Tana nervously stretched out his right hand to touch the screen.

As soon as there was the slightest mistake, he would immediately pull out his hand.

When the fingertips come into contact with the image, the fingertips seem to touch a soft film of water and pass through it gently.

Light and shadow ripple.

Tian He opened his mouth wide, and he watched his palm pass through the light curtain in a daze.

In the holographic light and shadow, his palm hangs above the other person's head.

And the watermelon head, who was scolding, didn't know that a palm appeared on top of his head.

Tian He was a little stunned, the impact on his brain was no less than the effect of seeing Lu Ze's big move.

His muscles were a little stiff all over his body, and his left hand took the opportunity to twist his thigh.

Hiss~

It hurts!

Not in a dream.

Tian He, who wanted to understand all this, did the most decisive thing in his life.

Most of his right arm was still hanging on the screen, and when he jumped up, he slapped it hard.

"Lao Tzu beat you to death for an unfilial son."

Gathering at an Internet café in Xinzheng City, 740 kilometers away, Lu Jumping, a 24-year-old unemployed young man with the screen name [Xiao Lu Dan One Pick Five], had just typed his fifth greeting to the other party's family, and felt a heavy bang on his head.

Buzzed, the head of Venus rambled.

The whole person was whipped to the ground by wiping the sofa.

"X Nima, who hit me!"

These were the last words coming from the violently shaking screen.

[Awesome! 】

【Cool! 】

Tian He, who had done the bad thing, pulled out his hand suddenly, and his face turned red with excitement.

The heart is beating and pounding.

He gasped for breath as he saw the interweaving of light and shadow on the screen turn into a vortex again, snapping back to a point and disappearing in less than half a second.

On the screen, the Planetary Geography Forum is in full swing.

[Little boiled eggs one pick five]: I don't beat you with peach blossoms on your face, you don't know the flowers......

The back is gone.

The masses who were eating melons with relish were happy.

Yo, this little braised egg is quite tasteful, and there are also tricks on the way to scolding people?

Tian He didn't look at the first five sentences of national scolding sent by the other party, he scratched his chin, suddenly happy, and then evolved into laughing and slapping the keyboard.

"Stupid criticism, someone has been hammered."

At this moment, Lieutenant Tan's eyes bloomed with a brilliant look.

He suddenly felt that he was good enough to fight the whole world.

Have such a ability......

On the Internet, I punched hard, insulted netizens, and was high-spirited, who can fight!

With a happy heart, Tian He crackled and typed out a line of words, admonishing all water friends.

[Aston Rice Field: Let's disperse, the little boiled egg has been hammered by me, and now I guess I'm going to find the network manager. 】

When this sentence was issued, the forum was quiet for more than ten seconds.

Immediately after that, the dense replies began to refresh like crazy.

No surprise, it was all laughter, and apparently no one believed it.

However, the corners of Tian He's mouth were grinning, outlining the arc of the evil charm.

Just let this mortar shell fly for a while.

A minute later......

The little boiled egg has not yet appeared.

Two minutes later, someone noticed the account status of Xiao Ludan.

[This little boiled egg account is offline? ] 】

【What's the situation!】 】

This time, the people who ate melons were stunned.

Those Tian He's guys who had laughed at it earlier began to swipe the screen frantically again.

[Shocking cyber-physical attack!] 】

[Cow beer, hit people along the network cable, the first macho man of the Shimada family set a record again. ] Latest

The originally graceful smile on Tian He's face couldn't hold back any longer, and he laughed wildly and leaned directly into the gaming chair.

Laughing and wiping away tears, Tian He clenched his fists and shouted excitedly:

"Hahahaha, from today onwards, I, Tian He-"

"It's a veritable land key immortal!"

"Hahahaha!"

This is simply the highest recognition of Tian He.

In addition to the glorious achievements of the past, today's time has cross-era significance.

He became a god in a battle!

was so excited that Tian He even stood up and howled twice as a wolf.

He is the only one in the family, so it doesn't matter how frustrating Tian He's laughter is.

No, Tian He couldn't help it.

He was to immediately report the good news to the land god.

He's going to be super-god!

emm……

[Wait, how do you describe this ability?] 】

[What if it's a coincidence? 】

[Why don't I try it again?] 】

Tian He, whose mind was finally clearer, sat back in his seat and began to think about this question carefully.

When he scratched his chin, Tian He blinked vigorously and looked at the upper left corner of the screen in confusion.

Why is that thing still there?

The strange white energy bar that I saw casually before has become [55101]!

How much was it before?

【60100】's Bar......

So what is this?

It's not like an experience bar, after all, it's unlikely that the experience bar will have a negative growth and an upper limit.

60 to 55, a decrease of 5 points.

Why the reduction?

"It can't be that punch, right?" Tian He was stunned for a moment, remembering an incredible fact.

"So brother, this is chivalrous?"

Lieutenant Tian He, who prides himself on being a young hero of the Planetary Geography Forum, shamelessly named himself.

Anyway, whether it is a keyboard man or a planet man, he is a hero.

There's nothing wrong with this chivalrous value.

"55 represents the amount of consumable that is left now, and 101 represents the upper limit?"

"Because of the punch, the chivalry value was reduced from 60 to 55."

"At the same time, because of the success of upholding justice this time, the proficiency is +1, and the upper limit of chivalry is +1?"

Tian He was happy.

His own nonsense analysis is that Mao Hao makes sense.

"It's a pity to quit beating the little boiled egg just now, if the light curtain is still there, try another punch and you'll understand everything."

Tian He muttered to himself with regret, but in a blink of an eye, his fighting spirit was high.

"No, I've got to test it out."

Tian He got up and hurriedly walked around the bedroom.

"When that situation just appeared, what I was thinking about was blowing up the other party's dog's head, so I'm now concentrating on one thing to see if it's feasible?"

"Lao Tzu wants a box of blueberry-flavored ice, plus a Niuhuangbao, slightly spicy."

Tian He pushed the air with both hands like a qigong master, with a constipated expression on his face.

Well, five minutes passed......

No miracles happen.

"More than that? It shouldn't be. ”

Tian He muttered, and began to think carefully about the details of what had just happened.

Gradually, Tian He's eyes began to get brighter and brighter.

"No, no......"

"Do you need to use a keyboard?"

He opened his mouth slightly, sat down in front of the computer, swallowed his saliva, and typed the line he had just said into the screen.

[Lao Tzu wants a large cup of blueberry-flavored ice, plus a Niuhuangbao, slightly spicy. 】

Not......

No miracles happen.

Because Tian He saw that in the upper left corner, he didn't know whether it was hanging on the screen or the energy bar hanging on his cornea.

Tian He doesn't believe in evil anymore!

Because he's really hungry.

One more sentence, if it doesn't work, he'll pay for a set!

Anyway, when he came back from the East China Sea, the bonus issued by the Guangjiang South Theater was enough for him to nourish for a year.

[Lao Tzu wants a super large cup of blueberry flavored ice, plus a Niuhuang Castle, slightly spicy! ] Lao Tzu still has to eat the whole family bucket! 】

Under the strong obsession, Tian He even typed one more sentence.

Bang!

The Enter key pops!

Tian He said such a sentence to himself in the chat box.

Whew!

Tian He was the first to stir up, as if his brain was overpowered, and he stiffened up.

Then, he opened his mouth wide.

Because this time, he clearly saw that the white energy bar in the upper left corner of his vision had become [40102]!

Day, Lao Tzu is right!

Yes!

Ding dong......

Tian He was still surprised by the sharply reduced energy bar when the doorbell suddenly rang.

No way?

So fast?

Fake it!

Trembling and closing his mouth, Tian He's eyes were a little red, he moved to the living room, swallowed saliva and glanced through the cat's eyes.

"Hello, this is KFC takeaway, is it Mr. Tian's address?"

The delivery boy wearing a mask asked politely in red and white overalls, carrying a large box and a beautifully packed large box with a tempting fried chicken burger pattern on it that was too realistic.

The iron door opened, and Tian He looked at the other party blankly, "I am." ”

"Hello Mr. Tian! Congratulations, because in conjunction with the roulette lottery of the headquarters of Dajiangnan District, 10 copies will be randomly drawn from the list of all the old customers who have spent in our store, and each winning user will receive a beautiful lunch gift from KFC. ”

"Please sign the bill."

Tian He walked into the house with the big box after signing in a daze, and he didn't even pay attention to when the takeaway brother left.

Before opening the box, Tian He sniffed.

This taste......

Gold Family Bucket!

That's right!

Tian He, a self-proclaimed junk food expert, tore open the box violently and stood on the spot.

Stainless steel cold cup and super large cup blueberry flavored ice wide drop × 1!

Supreme Three-Layer Ox Emperor Castle × 1!

Gold Family Bucket × 1!

It's clear......

Tian He trembled and turned his head to look at the computer screen.

This is clearly the line he just typed.

"Lao Tzu said what he said, woo woo ......"

Tian He didn't hold back, tears poured out of his eyes, and he whimpered and nibbled on the hamburger.

"It's delicious."

With this ability, why should he worry about not succeeding in his great cause.

After chewing two bites of Niuhuangbao, before he could swallow it, Tian He rushed to the computer and crackled a line of words.

[Lao Tzu wants to be the richest man in the world! ] 】

No response?

Is the obsession not strong enough?

It doesn't matter, my Tian He's obsession is the least valuable.

[Lao Tzu wants to be the richest man in the world! ] 】×2！

[Lao Tzu wants to be the richest man in the world! ] 】×3！

……

[Lao Tzu wants to be the richest man in the world! ] 】×10！

When the word was typed for the tenth time, Tian He had never felt that his belief was so strong.

[Steady.] 】

It's a flash of heart.

Then he watched as the remaining 40 values of the energy bar instantly cleared to zero.

Lieutenant Tan's eyes darkened.

A big red cross flashed in my mind.

With merciless taunts.

Poof.

Tian He fainted on the keyboard, foaming at the mouth.