1.

There is a hidden palace in the western suburbs of the capital, where the emperors and queens of all dynasties have to come to live for a period of time when they get married.

After getting up in the morning and having dinner, His Majesty scribbled a few folds, and his mind involuntarily drifted to a smoky crimson skirt beside him.

The rocking chair shook slightly, Lin Zhuozhuo read the script, suddenly looked up and saw that the sky was clear, and heard the birdsong outside the window, and casually flattered: "Your Majesty has changed his hairstyle, and he is really much more handsome." ”

Zhu Changjin listened, the fingers holding the pen clenched, remembering that on the wedding night, he was reduced to the point of sleeping in the hall, he held back the pride that came to his heart, and replied with a stiff face: "The widow knows." ”

Didn't even stir it?

Lin Zhuozhuo sighed again, "Wow, my eyes are blazing!" ”

“…… The few know. ”

The little eunuch who was waiting for the pen and ink was ashamed to find that although His Majesty's face was cold, the tips of his ears were quietly red!

His Majesty seemed to have become more difficult to flirt after marriage, Lin Zhuozhuo touched his chin and snorted, and made persistent efforts: "Huh? Even the mouth is even more charming! ”

She was just idle, and she just wanted to make a sycophant, but she didn't know what Zhu Changjin thought of, and suddenly said inwardly: "Shut up." ”

Seeing this, Lin Zhuozhuo smiled with satisfaction, word by word, as if he was deliberately hooking his soul, and sighed lightly: "Well, that's not good, I still want to kiss you." ”

Zhu Changjin: "......" is too much, it's too much! [Falling (falling) the door (panicking) and getting out (fleeing) .jpg]

2.

One day, Lin Zhuozhuo suddenly had an epiphany, remembering his gluttony in recent days, and the extra circle of meat on his waist, and made up his mind to go on a diet!

So, His Majesty saw that the queen made some strange movements from time to time, such as right now, sitting cross-legged, and muttering words in her mouth.

Curious, he asked, "What are you doing?" ”

Lin Zhuozhuo was seriously reciting the production process of stir-fried pork with bamboo shoots (Wangmei quenching thirst), when he was suddenly interrupted and replied casually: "Xiuxian (yoga), don't disturb me." ”

His Majesty thought for a moment.

Then he took off his clothes with lightning speed and walked to Lin Zhuozhuo's side.

Lin Zhuozhuo noticed it and opened his eyes again, "What are you doing here?" ”

His Majesty smiled slightly: "Double cultivation." ”

3.

It was the Spring Festival of another year, and His Majesty and Niangniang went out of the palace to inspect together.

Inside the inn.

On a whim, Lin Zhuozhuo remembered the time when he was so poor, and couldn't help but sigh: "Look at that cloud in the sky, it doesn't look like the two hundred taels of silver you once owed me?" ”

Zhu Changjin didn't have flowery language, but just floated the mist at the mouth of the floating cup, his expression was unpredictable, and he said unhurriedly:

"Oh. The hairpin in your hair, the jade ring you wear between your fingers, the pearl chain on your wrist......"

He seemed to smile and be very proud, leaned up to her, and carefully rubbed the tender meat in the girl's ear: "And dozens of sets of splendid immortal dresses placed in your storage room, your daily royal peach blossom crisp, and the sky-high deodorant ointment you need for daily bathing......"

Lin Wanci interrupted him expressionlessly, "You get out." ”

His Majesty reacted in hindsight, his little girl is unhappy?

His Majesty made a heroic move.

In the speechless gaze of the commander, an emperor climbed out of the window in the middle of the night and extinguished all the stoves in the queen's house.

In the end, His Majesty was entangled by Lin Zhuozhuo, who was shivering with cold, secretly chirped on her face, and fell asleep satisfied.

Wake up the next day......