283 new cinematic mission Plagi Breslau
It's the end of September in a blink of an eye,
Shen Lang swayed and mixed the days,
It's a little boring if it's not salty or light every day,
I don't have any heart to talk about my girlfriend,
In the middle, a few female colleagues came out,
But the three views between them are not suitable...... and gave up,
The other party has a demon who helps his brother, a demon with a huge bride price of 500,000 yuan, and a demon who marries a man with a child, which makes Shen Lang a little phobia......
Alas...... Woman...... It is not only a waste of feelings, but also a waste of the banknotes that the master has saved with great difficulty...... I thought about sending this money to my parents...... Doesn't it smell?
The best girlfriend is not to ask for money casually, warm the bed for my grandfather every day, cook for me, and have a very good figure, not allowed to have two hearts, not allowed to oppose me...... Alas...... It's impossible for this kind of peerless chick to exist......
There will definitely be people who complain "Are you looking for a girlfriend or looking for a nanny again"...... But as a man, you have to be a little fantasical......
In this materialistic society, just like the cool male protagonist, he found a female protagonist who was obedient and obedient as a vase...... It's impossible!
Saying...... Shouldn't I start thinking about getting a robot girlfriend in Neon Country?
Hiss...... emm…… That thing looks like we humans...... Hehe, buy one for more than 100,000 yuan...... I think I'm really crazy...... How many times can you go to a massage room for hundreds of thousands of yuan!
In addition to these trivial daily routines,
It's to stabilize three oranges a day to make us a little hot,
"Lao Lu, it's all your fault, I've had acne on my face recently."
"Brother Yong, I was wronged!" Lu Ying's doll sadly handed over an orange~
"Haha...... Alas, I'm actually starting to tease the dolls again......"
"Assi!"
Shen Lang held the black and shot a set of Liuhe guns in the room,
The so-called Liuhe gun...... Six guns in one, each move is endlessly changing!
There are praises as proof: one eyebrow and two hearts, three eyebrows and four hearts, five eyebrows and six hearts, seven eyebrows and eight hearts!
After a set of sharp marksmanship,
Shen Lang wiped the air and sweat,
"Huh, if you make a slight mistake, you will be stabbed, the Liuhe marksmanship of the old Guo family is really invincible!"
Lao Lu doll: "Brother Yong, you can ask for face, I poked two places the whole time." ”
"Shut up, shut up! The little doll dares to provoke my majesty, play-go, play~"
Throw it away when it's used up, like that irresponsible love!
Shen Lang raised his hands high, and his gloomy eyes indicated that he was about to burst into boredom, "Heaven, earth, Ye is also the overlord of the planet of Langxing, although I have only been to that place once, cough cough...... Trouble to give face, is it good to send a task, my high school teachers are getting married and having babies this month, and the National Day is coming, please come to a reliable list! ”
Suddenly—
Happiness is like the heart,
Shen Langhu's body shook violently,
This...... This long-lost feeling is ......!
Eight mistakes, good luck comes good luck comes...... emm…… Where did BGM come from?
"Hehe, if you have a sincere attitude, you have a task~"
[Received the task, Ke Lanxingren, nickname: True Ailan, place an order to ask the host to enter the suspense reasoning hardcore movie - Plagi Breslau]
Shen Lang was dumbfounded, "This ...... Is it English? Doesn't that sound like me? Which country's movie is it? Don't tell me it was taken by aliens......"
[Mission Objective: Require the host to practice their own justice, depending on the completion situation, the reward level is determined by the customer!] 】
"I'll go, you just cut off the degree of completion, have I advanced to a high-level adventurer? But what does it mean to practice justice? ”
[Because it is a mystery movie, the customer hopes that the adventurer will not know the plot, otherwise it will look boring]
Shen Lang rolled his eyes, "Are you stupid to me?" I don't know the plot and still play hairy......"
[The customer now provides two sets of crossing schemes for adventurers to choose, A. After knowing the plot, the host will cross into a fat pig and become a fat pig girl, B. If you don't know the plot, you can cross in to become a tough guy, Sa, please choose! ] 】
Still sassy...... This time, the alien brother is a bit of a middle two......
Shen Lang was troubled, "I'll go, I will change my gender after knowing the plot, and I'm still a fat man...... If you don't know the plot, you can become a tough guy...... With and without handles...... In one fell swoop! ”
After thinking for a while,
Shen Lang still chose to compromise,
"I chose Plan B, I don't know the plot crossing."
Anyway...... Go in and become a woman or something...... It hurts too much!
[The task is confirmed to be accepted, the host has selected plan B, turn on the shielding mode, and the host will not be able to see any information related to the Plagi Breslau movie until the task is completed]
"Really?" Shen Lang was noncommittal.
Fly to your laptop,
Shen Lang tapped on the keyboard...... Stiffened......
"What, Brother System, how do you spell the word in the name of the movie?"
【……】
【.. i】
"Okay, slow down, slow down......"
【……】
【b… r… e… s… l… a… u】
"Hehe, it's out, thank you~"
Shen Lang quickly spent his mother,
Sure enough, a lot of movie-related information jumped on the page,
But the part about the plot is all blinded by darkness,
Shen Lang has changed several websites in a row.
If it's not a problem with the website......
That's what happened to my naked eye......
emm…… I don't believe it!
Shen Lang covered his eyes,
Take out your phone and take a picture at the screen,
The first picture is clearly written,
Just a moment later, there was also a layer of darkness!
"It seems that this shield is still a bit delayed, but only for the eyes...... Hey, hey, hey~"
Shen Lang is a man who is good at finding bugs, and he used his mobile phone to turn on the text reading function, and the mechanical voice did read out the information in the photo, only a few seconds later...... The sound of the recitation reached the ears and suddenly turned into a murmur......
"Oh, it looks like it's going to take care of my ears, emm...... It's hard to do now~"
You can only use translation software to find out the meaning of Plagi Breslau...... It originally meant 'Breslau Plague' and the language was Polish!
Shen Lang touched his chin and thought, "Breslau plague? Breslau seems to be the name of the city, the plague? Disaster? Where am I travelling on this mission in Poland? ”
After another motherhood,
Breslau is indeed a Polish city,
But Breslau is its ancient name,
Now it's called Wroclaw!
Located on the banks of the Oder River in southwestern Poland, Wroclaw has been the capital of the Lower Silesia Province since 1999, the fourth largest city in Poland, and the second largest financial center in Poland after Warsaw.
“emm…… What does plague mean? Let's search for the story of the plague again......"
Ten minutes later!
"Assi...... Sure enough, you can't count on Du Niang...... Nothing was found......"
Shen Lang sat on the sofa and blinked,
I always feel like I'm not fully prepared.
In order to strive for his own reasoning, he can also show his skills in the movie!
Shen Lang resolutely decided...... Swipe Detective Conan over ......!
In the end, he couldn't beat the sleepiness of fatigue, and Shen Lang successfully fell asleep when he jumped to see the twentieth episode!
Mystery anime or something......
It's really boring to watch it for a long time......
Ate takeout at noon,
Shen Lang took the initiative to raise his hand,
"Brother System, get ready, take me into that Breslau plague."
Whew——!
The light flashed, and Shen Lang's figure disappeared into his home!