Chapter 386: Kryptonite

"How did I get out?"

As soon as Dante's words fell, Thor immediately shouted to Dante without looking back, oh, by the way, he simply couldn't turn back.

"Instead of asking me this, think about how I could have squirmed out with just the muscles in my neck, hell!"

Thor continued, and at the same time, Lorna also looked back in surprise!

"You're back, I really miss you, you're not alone, I thought I was abandoned by you!"

Lorna complained, and then she threw herself into Dante's arms, who rubbed the little girl's head after holding her with one hand and throwing Pandora aside with the other.

"I'm sorry, I shouldn't have taken Nat with me, and I've been out there for too long, keeping you waiting!"

"Aha, Daddy, you call her Nat, you never called her that, you've changed!"

"Haha, you clever ghost, indeed, there has been a little change between us!"

Speaking of this, Dante turned around and smiled heartily at Natasha, who was pursed her lips, and Natasha, she gently grabbed Dante's palm.

"As you can see, Nat is your godmother from now on!"

"Well, I knew it would happen sooner or later, my good father, but don't you plan to let me hide it for you, I'll report it to Carrie when she returns!"

"Whatever you want, little girl, she will understand, I will take care of this!"

"Hmph, I don't think she will understand, we are all women, and besides, I'm not a little girl!"

Lorna muffled, and then she spun around and grabbed Thor's head with both hands!

"By the way, Dad, when you were not there, I sneaked into the basement in order to find you, you will definitely forgive me, right, even if I found Thor, the god of thunder, who only has one head left!"

"Poof...... Hahahahaha!"

At this moment, please forgive Dante for really not holding back, facing Saul who was completely covered with makeup, facing Saul's big mouth full of lipstick, facing the blush on Saul's face and everything, how could Dante control it!

"Oh my God, ahahaha, Thor, you...... Haha, Nat, take a picture, what the hell I'm doing, Lorna you're a genius!"

Dante laughed and asked Natasha to take pictures, but Natasha's mood at this time was not at all as beautiful as Dante's, and her eyes were full of shock and pain when she looked at Saul at this time!

"Oh God, my makeup, my lipstick, my ...... Rona, you wait, I'll train you well tomorrow, I will!"

"Okay Nat, forgive her, I think Thor will make it up to you for making it all forget, trust me!"

"Indeed, if I were the prince of Asgard, I would have exchanged all my treasures for your memory of me at this time, but I have nothing now, hehe, Dante, I only have one thing to say to you, you take care of your daughter for me, please!"

"No, no, no, I think, even if Lorna wasn't a mutant, she would be the best makeup artist, look at you now, Thor, you're as pretty as a chicken standing on the street!"

"Really? what is that? the finest animal on Midgard, I can't see what I look like now, but it sounds funny!"

"Hahaha, of course the best can't be said, but they are the most open to a certain extent!"

Dante smiled and took Thor's head, and then he threw Thor in front of the vanity mirror, and the moment Thor saw himself in the mirror, I promise you, he cried.

"Vomit...... It's a good thing I don't have a stomach, otherwise I'd vomit all my intestines, and even the lowliest woman in Asgard wouldn't be any more stupid than I am now!"

Thor retched several times, but Dante ignored him, only to see Dante sit on the couch and hold Lorna in his arms.

"Lorna, it's time to get down to business, we need to talk!"

"I know, I made a mistake, I shouldn't have snuck into the basement!"

"That's just one aspect, and most importantly, you didn't think about whether there would be danger in my basement, if I had the corpse of some great demon in it, even if it was just a corpse, it would be enough to hurt you!"

"I know, but I know better, if I'm in danger, you're going to show up and save me, I trust you, Dante!"

As she spoke, Lorna patted Dante on the back, which made Dante stunned for a moment, and then laughed happily.

"You trust me, girl, but I'm not omnipotent, but I really wouldn't put anything dangerous in the basement with you, after all, I know your mutant abilities are too good for lockpicking!"

"Oh, you're saying I'm a thief!"

"No, but it's worse than that, at least that's what Thor must have thought!"

"That's right, hell, this little girl definitely has a heart that's darker than Loki!"

"Thor!"

Hearing Thor's interjection, Lorna snorted discontentedly.

"I was kind enough to get you out of that filthy tub, and I gave you a bath, this is the first time I've bathed a man!"

"But I only have one head left, do you think I'm still called a man like this!"

"Aren't you!"

"At least not yet!"

"Stinky ......!"

Lorna yelled unhappily, and then she leaned her head directly on Dante's shoulder and muttered.

"Dad, why did you save him, I thought he died in Mingzhu!"

The little girl asked softly, and Dante, he gave Thor a wry smile.

"yes, why should I save you?"

Dante laughed to himself, patted Lorna on the shoulder, and then lowered Lorna from himself.

"Thor, in addition to being reckless, arrogant, and stupid, he still has many advantages, and he helped me in my battle with Odin, not to mention that he is also the inheritor of my bloodline, shouldn't I save him?"

"You say whatever you say, you're the dad, I'm underage, I just need to play like a child!"

Lorna replied slyly, and as soon as she finished speaking, Natasha grabbed her ear!

"Are you saying that my training has made you unhappy, you come here, I want to clean you up, look at your hands, since you have used my makeup, then why don't you continue to clean yourself up with makeup remover!"

Natasha said as she took Lorna straight back to her room, and just as the two of them were about to disappear, Dante yelled at Natasha's back.

"By the way, throw me a bottle of makeup remover, Nat, I need to clean up Thor!"

"Next!"

As soon as the words fell, the makeup remover was thrown out by Natasha, and just like that, only Dante and Saul were left in the living room, and Saul, he was muttering endlessly.

"My God, Dante, your daughter is terrible, I swear, the first moment she saw me, she was absolutely not the slightest bit afraid, I remember the look in her eyes, she was like Fenrir the wolf god at that time!"

"So what, even if Lorna is really Fenrir, I'm not Odin, and I won't allow her to be hurt in any way by anyone!"

Dante said, pouring the makeup remover on Thor's head, he had never done anything like that, so the way he cleaned it up was extremely savage.

"Hey, by the way, tell me where you've been, I smell Asgard in you!"

"Haha, you're such a-nosed, Thor, I did go to Asgard, you know, I gave Loki your hammer!"

Dante said with a smile, and for a moment, Saul's expression was a little lost.

"My hammer is finally his, isn't it?"

"Okay, Thor, I told you a long time ago, when you become a demon, you will have a weapon that is more suitable for you!"

"I know!"

Thor replied, but that didn't mean he didn't have a mustard at all, and his expression was a little ugly at this point.

"However, you should be able to understand that Mjölnir has been fighting with me for more than fifteen hundred years, and I know that it is not important to me now, but I still inevitably feel lost!"

As he spoke, he collected his emotions and regained his composure.

"And after that, Dante, what did Loki say after getting my hammer?"

"Ha, he, he told me to ask for the spear of Gungnir, but it was ridiculous, I scolded him severely!"

"Good scolding!"

Salle yelled, he had only a little fun now.

"I knew he had been a disgruntled guy since he was a child, trust me, you can't get used to him at this point, if you give him the spear, then he'll ask for something else from you, that's how he is, that's Loki!"

"Who knows, I won't give it to him anyway, by the way, when Lorna went to the basement, she didn't touch my Gungnir!"

"Uh......!"

As soon as Dante asked, Thor was stunned.

"Like...... No, you'd better see for yourself, I was soaking in the bath!"

"I hope not!"

Dante nodded, he didn't check it as Saul said, after all, Gungnier's appearance at this time was a steel pipe in Dante's basement, as long as Lorna was not interested in pole dancing, she couldn't move that thing!

"By the way, Dante, you haven't told me what he gave you in return after you gave Mjölnir to Loki?"

"A return gift?"

Speaking of which, Dante remembered the glove, Tony's thing was too sudden, it interrupted Dante's original plan, otherwise, Dante would probably go into the basement for the first time to study the half-finished glove that contains infinite possibilities!

"It's a glove, golden, I'll show you!"

As he spoke, Dante reached out to Pandora, who placed the large metal glove in front of Thor's eyes.

Looking at this huge glove, Salle suddenly showed a shocked expression!

"He's a bitch, Dante, you've been cheated by him, of course, I'm not saying you don't have vision, it's just that you're really fucking cheated by him, this glove is rubbish, it's useless!"

Thor yelled and cursed constantly!

"Loki is such an idiot, he discredited us Asgard, Asgard would never do such a thing to deceive allies, never, Asgard would not exchange this garbage for treasures in the hands of friends!"

When he said this, he couldn't help but bite Dante's hand, because Dante was scrubbing his chin at this time, and Dante's movements were so frizzy that Saul's mouth was full of lotion.

"Bah, Dante, let me down, I have to tell you how much that bastard Loki got in this deal, damn it, since Odin's treasury is in his hands, how can he still use such garbage to cheat my Mjörnier!"

"Alright, Thor!"

Dante interrupted Saul's cursing, and then he took a towel and barely wiped Saul's head clean, and after placing Saul's head on the couch, Dante picked up his gloves and took a closer look!

"It's not Loki's fault, Thor, even he, after I chose this glove, he has spoken out many times to persuade me!"

"What, you chose it yourself, are you blind, ah no, no, no, sorry, man, I mean, you...... How did you pick this garbage out of a pile of treasures?"

"Your mouth stinks!"

Looking at Saul with a shocked face, Dante scolded depressedly, and at the same time he gently patted Saul's head!

"This is indeed my hand-picked, I know this will definitely not be the best thing in Odin's treasury, but this is what interests me the most, and do you think that for me now, I will need other artifacts to enhance myself, no, no matter how strong those things are, they will not match me, what I have is the most suitable for me!"

"But do you know what you're missing, man, I'll tell you about the top good stuff in Odin's treasury, and I hope you don't regret it then!"

"Hehe, how is that possible!"

Dante shook his head disdainfully, which made Thor very unwilling, he pursed his lips full of the smell of makeup remover, and then introduced Dante loudly!

"First of all, I must say that the Agamotto Sphere, which is the relics of Midgard, that is, the greatest Agamotto mage on Earth, even if the owner does not use it, then just wear it, it can detect all the sources of magic and danger for the master!"

"And then, I don't worry about those dangers, it's all fun to me, and if I can keep an eye on those dangers all the time, what's the point of my life?"

Dante replied softly, which made Saul open his mouth in frustration.

"Well, even if you don't need this, there's something even better, it's called the Monument of Life and Time, which is derived from the earliest legendary stone tablet of Atlantis in Midgard, which is engraved with the equation of life, as long as you master it, you can make life evolve into the legendary supreme life!"

"But what's the use of that, I don't need him, I'm confident that my bloodline is the most suitable for me, even if there is no so-called equation, I can still become the supreme!"

"No, Dante, it's different, even if he is as intelligent as Odin, he really wants to get the equation of life, because the evolution brought by that equation will be all-round, and the whole universe is closest to the perfect bloodline!"

"Haha, it's really fake, I haven't heard that there is a truly perfect bloodline in the universe, slimes can become gods, and giant beasts may die without a place to be buried, not to mention, it's not that I haven't seen Atlanteans, only a few of them are relatively powerful, and the others are very ordinary!"

Dante laughed and retorted that in his eyes, the perfect life was a joke!

But his taunt made Thor almost angry!

"That's different, Dante, the most ancient Atlantis is not the sea people today, that is the oldest civilization in the universe today, it is said that the appearance of God is related to the ancient Atlantis, and it is also related to the equation of life, don't underestimate that thing, although Odin did not study the monument of life and time thoroughly, but there is another monument of death and death in the universe, which is the inheritance of another ancient civilization in the universe, and after the decline of the ancient Lemurian civilization, the monument of death and finality came into the hands of another race, even if that race could not thoroughly analyze the equation of life carved on the monument of death, but even a little gift from that equation made that race almost conquer the entire universe!"

"Haha, that sounds good, what race is that?"

Dante asks, and while he still doesn't care about the equation of life, he develops a certain interest in the story from Saul's mouth.

Just listen to Thor.

"Every individual of that race has no less strength than me, and at the same time, every life of that race is physically comparable to me, and they call the scales and half-claws they analyzed from the death tablet the code of life, and that race is the Kryptonite in the universe!" I want to talk about "Demon Hunter in the American World" with more like-minded people, and pay attention to "Youyue Literature" on WeChat, talk about life, and find a confidant~