Chapter 282: A performance worth two thousand eight

In charge of the circus is the head of the troupe, Smith Irving, Hain never expected that this foreigner is also fluent in Chinese...

According to the introduction, the opening performance is animal taming, and the animal trainers are the three Romai brothers from Africa, and their performance is to direct six lions to do various movements.

For this beast taming team, the evaluation given by Er Xiao is not worth mentioning.

The second is not worth mentioning in terms of combat effectiveness, but someone misunderstood, and a female voice sounded behind them and said: "Such a big lion can do whatever it wants, this is not worth mentioning!"

Hain looked back and saw that the person who spoke turned out to be the high-tech fat house.

I don't know why, this fat house is not pleasing to the eye when he sees Hain, and Hain also feels embarrassed when he sees her, so the two sides don't say hello.

When the tamer went down, Smith came to the venue with his arms wide open, and after he stood still, he began to introduce the following program: "Dear audience, the next performance will be Miss Christina, as we all know, ballet is loved by the audience for its beautiful dancing, but the earth's gravity is so annoying, it restricts the talent of the dancers, and our beautiful Miss Christina has broken through this limitation, please see the aerial ballet she brings to you."

After Smith finished speaking, all the lighting in the whole tent went out, and then a light lit up on the top of the tent, and the light fell on the actor's entrance, and a dancer in a dance skirt ran out in a dancer's unique position, and then her arms naturally opened, and her legs kicked and made a big jump.

A magical scene happened, and I saw Christina's arms gently rise and fall, making a look of spreading her wings and flying.

And then she really flew ...

When Er Xiao saw this scene, he hurriedly raised his right hand to block his eyes, and said in his mouth: "What a system!"

Hain looked at Christina flying in the air, she was wearing a pair of flesh-colored leggings, and because of the lighting effects, it gave people the illusion that this girl was not wearing pants, plus Christina's blonde hair and blue eyes and delicate facial features.

Hain looked at the male audience, which accounted for 80% of the total number, and he sighed and said, "This time I finally know why he dared to sell 2,000 tickets full of pits..."

If you want to talk about ballet, I'm afraid most of the people here don't understand it at all, at least, no one in the circle here understands, but her doorway to aerial ballet is understood by Er Xiao.

Er Xiao originally said that he didn't look at anything, but Hai En said to Er: "Senior, don't you treat her as a woman, won't it be okay, you think she is a demon!"

Er Xiao put down the hand that was blocking his eyes, he just looked up twice, and then lowered his head and said: "This person has a transparent rope tied to her body, and there is also a rope in the area where she jumps, but the light is dim, you can't see clearly, as if she is flying around in the sky."

After listening to Erxiao's words, Hain looked up carefully, and turned off the light of the lamp, and Hain vaguely saw Er's ropes.

Hai En estimated that he touched the thin silk ropes like fishing lines, and in terms of light skills alone, I am afraid that among the people present, and even the people in the Daomen of Y City, they may not be able to walk back and forth on them.

It's not that the balance of these people in the circle is not good, but the weight of those ropes may not be able to bear the weight of these people.

If these foreigners really take this as a gamble and gamble high, they will definitely lose.

Although Hua Xueqiu wanted to send the knife, if he lost in this, he would lose the face of the entire Daomen.

Therefore, any bet can be lost, but this one cannot be lost.

But who can go up?

Hain was secretly thinking about it here, and the second little opened his mouth and said: "These foreigners don't seem to be useless, I don't care if you bet with him on anything else, this time, I want to frustrate their sharpness and let them know that we have the ability to come and go!"

Hain really didn't expect that the second little one actually offered to bet on this one, he was overjoyed, and the second little one made a move, and this one was stable.

When Christina's performance ended, the mood of the audience was clearly down.

Hain was really made to laugh and cry by these people, and at this moment, Smith came to the center of the venue, only to see him tidy up his costume, and then said: "Dear audience and friends, I see many familiar faces, it seems that you really like our performance, then, I don't think I need to introduce the next show, use your applause to invite the actors we are going to appear in next!"

Before Smith finished speaking, the audience had already resounded with thunderous applause.

Hain looked around, although everyone was applauding desperately, but the atmosphere was obviously wrong, the feeling was not warm at all, on the contrary, the atmosphere was very depressing, and the depression was a little suffocating.

And just then, a bearded man in a robe and a top hat walked out.

Of course, Hain didn't know the man's clothes, but apparently the audience knew him, and a neat shout rang out from the audience: "Dumbledore, Dumbledore, Dumbledore..."

This scene was a big surprise to Hain, the dancing man just now, this group of big men can understand the bottom of the skirt, but in the face of such a bearded old man, the reaction of this group of people is a bit too aggressive.

Hain hurriedly asked Senior Brother Zhengyi beside him, "What is the situation with this Dumbledore!"

The senior brother said with a confused expression: "Brother Haishi, to be honest, I don't know what the situation of this Dumbledore is?"

The conversation between the two of them was completely fruitless, and Hain planned to ask the fat house sitting in the back, but before he could ask, the fat house actually took the initiative to answer Hain's doubts.

According to Fat House, the bearded man is cosy, or role-playing, and he plays a character from a foreign blockbuster, and this character comes from a foreign fantasy.

Dumbledore was the headmaster of one of the magic academies.

When the fat house gave Hain Cop Dumbledore the role, that Dumbledore's cos had already started his performance.

I saw him take out a chopstick to fry fritters from the sleeve of his wide robe, and when he looked at it, he laughed loudly and said, "Is this old boy planning to perform fried fritters live!"

Unexpectedly, Erxiao's ridicule actually angered the fat house, and she said coldly: "Look at your scumbag virtue, people are magic wands, used for magic, if you don't understand, just shut your mouth."

Hai En heard the fat house say this kind of thing, and his heart immediately pinched, Er Xiao didn't know how many lifetimes of extraordinary power, if he went crazy, not to mention that the entire Y City in this tent was enough for someone to stop him.

Hain just wanted to say something to take Er Xiao down the next level, but Er Xiao had already opened his mouth and went back: "This girl, do you say that the magic of foreigners is powerful, or that we have the Dao Fa."

Hain hurriedly said to the fat house: "Everyone is Chinese, let..."

However, the fat house completely ignored Hain's words, and she said in an extremely disdainful tone: "Oh, Daofa! You've seen too much Xianxia! People can be hypnotic. ”

Hain's heart said, "It's broken!"

And he just wanted to appease Erxiao, Erxiao pinched Haine's shoulder and said, "Stinky boy, if you don't talk nonsense, I'll spare your dog's life!"

Hain leaned back in his chair, looked up at the ceiling and said, "It's over!"

The Dumbledore actor was still reciting incantations in the arena with a magic wand at this time, and he was performing an illusion show, focusing the audience's attention through words and props, and then hypnotizing the audience collectively.

After hypnosis, Dumbledore can let the audience experience the immersive feeling through verbal suggestion, and the scenes he shows include hell, heaven, the demon world, space and other scenes, with sound and light assistance, which can make people feel immersive.

And the biggest difficulty of this performance is the language barrier, so he needs the assistance of Captain Smith.

Just when he was concentrating on the performance and was about to complete the hypnosis, he didn't know that in the audience, a terrifying figure was already angry.

According to the steps of the performance, as long as he rotates in place and draws circles with his magic wand, the audience will be led into subconscious hypnosis by him, but at this moment, a person stood up in the audience, and this person was the second child who was angered by the fat house!

This has not been the case in a dozen previous performances, and under verbal cues, all the audience will focus their attention on his magic wand.

Er Xiao's sudden stand up will undoubtedly affect the attention of the people around Er Xiao, then, this hypnotism will not work on Er Xiao and the people around him.

So, theoretically speaking, even if this performance fails, of course Smith knows the seriousness of the problem, so he immediately walked to the audience where the second elementary school was located and faced the second: "This gentleman, please sit down first, if there is any problem, when the performance is over, you are welcome to come backstage for feedback!"

This is quite polite, if it were an ordinary person, then he would sit down immediately, but the second child is a two-like person, he didn't look at Smith, but looked at the Dumbledore viciously and said, "Do you dare to agree if I call you?"

Just with this sentence, the atmosphere created by Dumbledore was immediately broken, and the people in the audience immediately began to discuss.

And the reason for this reaction, of course, the two foreigners do not understand, but the Chinese understand that this is the classic line of the Silver Horn King in the old version of Journey to the West.

At this time, the fat house actually set up seedlings and coaxed: "You are planning to play Pingdingshan, you have Zijin and red gourds!"

Hain finally couldn't bear it anymore, he turned around and said to the fat house with a fierce look: "You shut your mouth, you will die in a while, can you resist!"

However, Hain's intervention was still a step too late, and at the same time, he read a sentence twice: "The soul is terrible, I will follow you!" Then he raised his hand and pointed at the Dumbledore and said, "It's you!"

Hain didn't have time to stop him, and Dumbledore was pointed at by Erxiao, trembled twice, and then fell to the ground with a "poof".

At this moment, the scene was immediately quiet, everyone didn't know what was going on, but they were not stupid, they all understood that this was beyond the scope of the performance, especially the fat house, at this time, she looked at the strict weirdo in front of the bread, and she was already stunned!

The second thief took away Dumbledore's soul, clenched his fists and turned to the fat house and said: "You dog thief who worships foreign people, now you have seen the power of Taoism, I hold it in my hand, his life is still there, my hand is open, even the God they believe in can't save him!"

And when the second child provoked the fat house, the senior brother whispered to Haien: "Brother Haishi, think of a way, this is the rhythm of human death!"

Hain looked at Erxiao, then turned around and glared at the fat house, and then he turned around and said to the senior brother: "I have no problem, you also heard how this came and went, this, I can't persuade you."

At this moment, Hanton actually came out of the backfield and walked to Smith's side and whispered a few words to him.

After listening to Hanton's words, Smith immediately opened his arms, then he took off his hat with his left hand and drew a circle, and finally his hand fell on his abdomen and bowed to the audience.

Smith then did the same to the audience in different directions, and then he returned to the center of the field and said, "Guys are frightened, that gentleman," he said, pointing his right hand at Erxiao.

He does not point with his index finger, but with the entire palm of his hand.

Smith pointed to Erxiao and continued: "It's a friend invited by Mr. Hanton, he has incredible Taoist spells, originally, this was to be performed alone, but, because of our arrangement mistakes, it caused the collision of the two shows, this is our responsibility."

At the same time, several clowns jumped out of the exit, and the appearance of the clowns attracted the attention of the audience, and their clumsy performance caused bursts of laughter, and the atmosphere immediately became joyful.

The two Jokers carrying the stretcher were the last to appear, they walked up to Dumbledore like ducks, the two Jokers put the stretcher on the ground, and one of them took out a whistle and blew it, then pulled out a red card and held it high.

The gesture indicated that Dumbledore had been sent off with a red card, a clever application of football rules, and the performance immediately drew laughter.

Hain had to admire when he saw this, this circus is indeed not simple, this life-threatening scene has actually been resolved like this.

At this time, Smith came to the front of the audience where the second elementary school was and made a gesture of invitation to the entrance.

In fact, from the clown on the field, the second child turned back, at this time, he saw Smith's movements, raised his leg and wanted to leave, Hain quickly stood up and said, "Senior, be careful of deception."

And at this moment, there was another change on the field, I don't know if it was deliberately arranged, or for some other reason, a particularly fat clown walked backwards and hit the body of the clown carrying the stretcher.

As a result, all three clowns fell on their backs, and Dumbledore also fell to the ground, and rolled several times.

Er Xiao saw this scene and pouted and smiled and said, "It's really funny!"

Then he said to Hain, "I'll give them one hand against these guys!"

Of course, Hayne knows that these people may not be able to get the second little together, and the second small's "one-finger soul snatching" is too domineering, he is a person who is worried about the circus, and if he really lies in the background when he turns back, it will definitely be a major diplomatic incident.

The key is that these foreigners don't care whether they live or die, but what Hua Xueqiu explained was messed up...