Playing the autumn breeze outside and taking a walk, Shen Lang smiled bitterly, "Hey, the master is so miserable...... However, I feel that we are also so sad, obviously we are here to learn the Tao, how do we feel like we are here to sell silver? ”

Qiusheng expressed dissatisfaction,

He earnestly explained,

"Wencai, how can you think like that!"

"Then we're ......"

"We're pimps at best."

"Haha."

Shen Langpi didn't smile at it,

Qiusheng's joke was really cold.

"Let me tell you, the former is charged with controlling adults to engage in improper transactions with others, while the latter is actually taking the initiative to introduce a suitable partner for the happiness of others, and the nature is absolutely different."

"Wow...... You have a point......

Autumn ...... The first person to play with right and wrong!

In Aunt Cane's boudoir—

The furnishings in the house are simple and not like a girl's room,

A large wooden bed with a mosquito net is particularly conspicuous,

Fan Qiongdan and Uncle Ying sat on the edge of the bed and whispered,

"Senior brother, it's rare for you to come here, I have a lot to say to you."

"Senior sister, the twisted melon is not sweet......"

"You have to eat it to know if it's sweet or not! Senior brother, I already know your heart for me, you love me, right? ”

"Don't mess around......"

Fan Qiongdan killed little by little,

Uncle Ying was so frightened that he had to keep moving his position to the other side.

"Senior sister...... Don't think crookedly, I love you like my own sister, of course, I don't have a sister, so I always take you as my sister! ”

"Sister!" Fan Qiongdan was shocked, and said with an exaggerated expression, "You actually fall in love with your sister?" ”

She immediately looked up to the sky and sighed, beating her chest and feet, "Oh my God, such a big rebellion and a bad thing ...... lose your conscience" Her expression suddenly changed, Fan Qiongdan licked her lips, "It's so exciting!" ”

Fan Qiongdan pressed Uncle Ying's shoulders with both hands and said affectionately, "Come on, Brother Ying, you will treat me as your sister, but ...... I haven't even tried it...... So I was a little nervous...... I hope you can be gentle...... Come on......"

"Hey! How can you not understand people! Uncle Ying waved his hand and pushed Fan Qiongdan away, "Senior sister, there will be no good ending for the two of us together!" Don't go crazy! ”

"Ah~~" panting voice~

"Huh?" Speechless voice~

Fan Qiongdan lay on his back on the quilt with the word 'big', "Brother Ying, don't say more, come on, do it, in order to wait for you...... I've been enduring this budding flower for more than 30 years...... Hurry up, let the storm come harder! ”

Fan Qiongdan bit her lip lightly, "Come on, don't cherish me because I'm a delicate flower...... Let's help......"

Uncle Ying's eyes were directly dull, "Jiaohua? Piranha flowers are about the same! ”

"Senior sister, you can't force emotional matters, forgive your fate......" Uncle Ying put on his coat and turned around...... Absolutely walked out, "Thank you for the matter of the spirit baby." ”

Hearing such heartless words,

Fan Qiongdan jumped up from the bed with a whoosh,

"Good! Lin Zhengying! I'm so proactive, you're going to refuse me! Yes! Don't beg me in the future, if you dare to come and beg me to do something, I will ask you to repay this humiliation a hundredfold! After speaking, Fan Qiongdan's makeup had already been spent...... Tears rolled down her cheeks...... Teardrops mixed with eyeshadow turned into pitch black...... That looks like a female ghost on a rainy night.

"Alas——!"

Uncle Ying shook his head,

Push open the wooden door vigorously,

Three steps and two steps rushed out.

Shen Lang and Qiusheng hurriedly greeted them,

"Master, do things so fast? Would you like to find you a few herbs to make up for it? Qiusheng smiled lewdly.

"Master...... You're ...... The battle will be settled in five minutes......" Shen Lang pondered, "Sure enough, exercising diligently every day will hinder staying power~"

"Shut up, you two! Come back with me! ”

Uncle Ying cursed loudly,

Walked in front with open legs.

"Oh......"

Get...... Look at the situation...... Uncle Ying and Aunt Cane didn't make a show......

The combination of the two strongest exorcism households in the town is actually a good thing, and the children born in the future must be extraordinary people...... Maybe it's the Fifth World......

After returning home, Shen Lang and Qiusheng worked in the offering hall to fold ingots, while Uncle Ying locked himself in the room alone to think about things......

Until dinner in the evening,

Uncle Ying just opened his mouth and said a big thing,

"I have already agreed with Huang Daoyou, I will go to Tengteng Town tomorrow, you two will accompany me"

Qiusheng took a bite of food and asked, "Master, what are we going to Tengteng Town for?" ”

Uncle Ying's brows furrowed,

"Oh yes...... Why go......"

Because the impact of Aunt Cane's things is too great,

Uncle Ying has forgotten the reason why he went to Tengteng Town,

I thought about it for a moment before I remembered the reason,

"Oh, I heard there's a zombie in Tengteng Town, let's go take a look."

"Hah! It's just a zombie, that's not a casual bully. Qiusheng thought for a while, "Master, nine out of ten out of ten of this kind of gossip are fake, will we make a fuss in the past?" ”

"You don't care if he's real or not, anyway, it's always right for us to take a look at it in the past, for ......"

Uncle Ying didn't speak, and Qiusheng hurriedly said, "It is the duty of our cultivators to seek a peaceful life for the people." ”

"Hmph, it's good that you know you."

"You say this every day, my ears are about to grow calluses."

"Really?"

Uncle Ying and Qiusheng chatted very happily,

When I looked down and prepared to pick up the vegetables, I realized that the plates were empty......

"Hiccup~~" Shen Lang burped with satisfaction, "I'm full, I'm comfortable." ”

Uncle Ying: "......"

Qiusheng: "......"

The two of them could only sweep the food along the edge of the plate and serve the food.

Shen Lang reminded, "Master, it will take a few days to go back and forth to Tengteng Town, so we'd better prepare more things...... Like what gossip mirror, money sword, peach wood sword, ink bucket blood, glutinous rice all bring it. ”

"Wow, that's such an exaggeration, are you going to war, Wencai?" Qiusheng sneered.

Uncle Ying said that it didn't matter, "It's a good thing to be prepared, Wencai, if you want to prepare anything, you can get it yourself." ”

Looks like...... Uncle Ying didn't care much about this either...... It is estimated that they both thought that there was a zombie in Tengteng Town...... Or maybe the zombie news in Tengteng Town is fake......

Inside the movie...... Tengteng Town has been assimilated by zombies early in the morning...... Tengteng means to jump...... There's a zombie town over there, and there are hundreds of zombies in it! There are too few things to prepare, and it is estimated that there will only be no return!

Speaking of which...... Where did these zombies get their official clothes...... Every time a zombie assimilates a human, he has to be issued an official uniform? So zombies have a special logistics and personnel department for such an enterprise group? It should be.

Uncle Ying and Qiusheng were full of food and went to their respective jobs,

The sad and diligent Shen Lang rummaged through things at home looking for things that could be used,

There are really a lot of zombies over there,

I'm afraid I'll really die if I don't handle it well,

In short, it is definitely useful to prepare more,

emm…… I want to borrow the hammer and nails from Aunt Cane......

By the way, I forgot to mention it before, but Aunt Cane's exclusive weapons are hammers and nails......

Certainly not an ordinary wooden hammer,

It's a Taoist artifact,

Called the 'Thunder Hammer Nail',

It's a magic weapon that can only be equipped at level 37,

Location: Dongping Wangjun Mansion Secret Road,

Equippable by: Saitney, Kokama, Li Jing......

Ahem...... Far away......

Lei Gong Hammer,

It's old and popular here in Zhejiang,

said that it was to suppress the three-headed monster,

Generally, the dark place in the house will be hung up,

It is said to suppress evil spirits......

Let's popularize science......

Most of the wood products are placed on the beams of the house to block the brakes,

Porcelain products are generally buried in the ground to ward off evil spirits,

Jade products are usually placed on the body to bless people.

As for the 'Thunder Hammer Nail' used as a weapon, it must be made from jujube wood after a lightning strike, although it won't really flash and thunder when wielded, but it will still bring a string of electricity when it hits the enemy, especially for things like zombies and ghosts.