I pinched Jingming's hand and trembled: "What? ”

"What's the matter, senior brother? Can you stop pinching me? A quiet and cute voice came.

I instantly coaxed: "No, no, no, you are senior brother, how old is senior brother this year?" ”

"I'm over 10 years old, what about you, senior brother?"

"I.... Full 12. "I'm a little weak-hearted.

Now that Jingming's mouth is called by a senior brother, I feel like he is mocking me fiercely.

The two big ones were watching me at the table, and the two were laughing.

Really, a shame on the dead.

Master Qingjue suddenly stared at me: "Little friend, how can you have a ghostly aura on you?" ”

Hearing this, I felt like I could pretend again: "I just accepted a ghost as a little brother a few days ago." ”

Qingjue was a little puzzled: "Since it's a ghost, it's better to earn some merit after tempering, why keep it?" ”

Master coughed and relieved me: "It's a little special, it's a rare Jiuding body. As for the deeper ones, Master didn't elaborate.

Qingjue nodded knowingly.

"By the way, why did you suddenly visit today?" Master asked.

Qingjue picked up a steamed bun, and one bite was more than half, without the slightest appearance of a master.

"The place you dragged me to inquire about is going to be born."

Jingming and I didn't want to pay attention to the various Zen opportunities between them, and took care of our own nonsense and drank the sea.

Master's chopsticks paused and he was surprised: "Now in the world?" So fast? ”

"Yes, I think there is also the way of heaven to take care of you in the underworld, you are also in the most difficult period now, fortunately it appeared early."

I stuffed something in my mouth and asked Master, "What's it, is it a good thing?" ”

"You eat yours, don't interject." Master glanced at me.

Master looked at me with some pity in his eyes: "Then when are we leaving?" ”

Qingjue's big eyes looked at the master steadily: "Hurry up, you still have to go to the doctor to recuperate, at the latest in five or six years." ”

"Don't worry, I'm with you, the doctor has never interfered in the struggle, it's okay."

Master put down his chopsticks and nodded with a heavy expression: "I didn't expect this day to come so suddenly." ”

And I was eating, drinking, and arguing with Jing Ming, and I didn't notice the conversation between our masters.

"Qingjue, thank you, if I...."

Qingjue's eyes kicked his eyes: "Stop, don't talk nonsense, we have a similar fate, we should encourage together, besides, you have so many spirit species and foreign bodies, the snake spirit under the mountain, and the Jiuding body, aren't you thinking about reviving the sect?" ”

"Look at our two apprentices, if we can't finish it, let's just live well, just let them finish it."

I don't know if the master has any feelings, but in short, his complexion has improved again: "Yes, I can only hope to please give it to them." ”

After saying that, both of them looked at us with hope in their eyes.

"Okay, okay, let's eat, eat without sleeping." With a wave of his hand, Master returned to his master's state.

When I saw Jingming eating, I realized what it means to "don't care about the details"

The cute little face has a big mouth, and the rice grains fly sideways into the mouth, and strangely, there is no food spilled on the ground.

I looked at Jingming in amazement: "Do you ascetics usually skip meals?" ”

"That's not it, it's just that we usually don't have a meal, and our master and apprentice have a lot of food." Jing Ming kept picking up the food in his mouth, but the words in his mouth were clear.

"Of course, the main thing is that the food you cook is delicious." Jing Ming blushed and continued to add.

Seeing Jing Ming like this, I hurriedly turned my head and asked his master: "Senior Qingjue, does Jing Ming blush when he lies?" ”

Qingjue squinted at his disciple and smiled, "Yes, I do have this habit. ”

"Didn't you say that your family doesn't lie? Why are you still lying? ”

Qingjue took another bite of the big steamed bun: "That's to fool people in the world, as long as you are still dealing with people, you can't avoid some lies." ”

I nodded, this is indeed good, but it always feels a little strange when these words come out of the mouth of a monk.

I looked at the posture and estimated that it would not be over for a while: "You eat first, and I'll make some more." ”

"Senior Xuan Lingzi, you have trained your apprentices really well, you can cook, and you have eyes, it will be a big thing in the future." Jing Ming said while eating nonsense.

I couldn't tell if he was complimenting me or hurting me, but it didn't matter, I decided to give them a greeting gift.

After another busy day in the kitchen, I came out of the kitchen with a tray and a few bowls of food with a fume-covered face.

Seeing their idle and bored appearance waiting for the food to be served, I was a little angry and had a liver ache, but I turned my eyes to look at the dishes on the tray, and couldn't help but smile secretly in the distance: "I don't believe I can't kill you if I eat you today!" ”

I cleaned up my smiling face and slowly stepped forward: "Come on, come on, Li Zhengxing's latest masterpiece in the kitchen, I will never forget it after eating it!" ”

Hearing my boastful voice, the three of them were all dazzled, picked up their chopsticks again and waited for me to serve the food.

I placed the tray on a small stool that they couldn't see, and served a large bowl of food first.

"Guys, you must have been three points full just now, right? Let's have a fruit I made to eat first, right? ”

"Fruit? The fruit is good, get it and give it to the poor monk to taste. Jingming was excited with chopsticks.

"Come, guest officer, try the store's "banana fried watermelon"" I learned from the TV in the second child.

The bananas and watermelons have been cut into pieces, the bananas are fried white and black, and the watermelons are dark red.

As soon as the food came up, the whole audience was silent and silent.

I saw that the effect was good, so I hurriedly mended the knife: "Come, two more main dishes, "Lao Gan Ma Dragon Fruit + Pomegranate Fried Beans" and "Fried Moon Cakes with Chili"

Everyone was thundered again, and they were trembling as they sat in their seats.

"In vain... Disciple, you... Isn't it yet the Mid-Autumn Festival? Eat... What are mooncakes? Master's voice even trembled a little.

"Isn't this an early preparation, there are dishes, of course there must be soup, summer soup, must be cool and sweet, come, I have prepared a "tomato fried pineapple orange soup", you enjoy the face to taste? ”

"It's a bit normal, the poor monk tastes it first." After speaking, Jing Ming picked up the spoon and took a sip.

As soon as he finished drinking, Jingming's tears flowed down: "Brother, why are you so sour?" ”

I pretended to be annoyed: "Ahem, um.... I'm sorry, I forgot, but these fruits are still green. ”

"But it's okay, there are substitutes for this thing, and the last thing to come out is the staple food, wait." I added.

This time, even Qingjue's eyes couldn't help but shudder, how dark was this last appearance?

Even his eyes were full of perverted anticipation, and he was looking forward to it.

"None of you have ever tasted the "black fungus preserved egg pumpkin porridge", right? Everyone, eat today, it's not enough, I'll make it again! ”

The first few dishes just sound strange, at least this is somewhat normal, as for this porridge, the preserved eggs and pumpkin have been boiled by me, the slimy porridge is full of black and yellow, and there are a few pieces of fungus floating on it, at first glance, it looks like a ....... in the toilet

As for the smell, the taste of preserved eggs, pumpkin and millet porridge can be made up by itself.

Everyone looked at the table in front of them, and their faces were blue, but it was hard to say anything, after all, if you said that this thing can't be eaten, it is indeed too much...... It's okay if there's no porridge, but it's hard for everyone to eat when they look at this porridge.

I saw that they were all stunned, so I thought about taking the lead, turned my hand and didn't know that a white-flour steamed bun came out of it, and gnawed on it by myself: "Eat, eat, why are you stunned?" It's almost cold. ”

"Amitabha, ascetics should temper themselves, and only by suffering as much as they can can they can comprehend the Buddha nature as soon as possible, Jingming, let's eat?" Qingjue chanted a slogan and said in a deep voice.

"Amitabha, the poor monk is not dependent, I have eaten enough." Jingming wanted to resist.

My face sank: "Senior Brother Jingming, although I don't practice Buddhism, I have some research on Buddhism. ”

King Jizo Bodhisattva once said something that I am really worthy: "If I don't go to hell, who is like hell?" "As an ascetic, how can you be so ignorant of Buddhist rituals?"

Jingming's face was as red as a monkey's butt: "I eat, can't I eat?" Senior brother, don't say no. ”

I saw that the master was still stunned, unwilling to move the chopsticks, and suddenly the dragon face was displeased.

"Master, you..."

"Uh-huh——?" Before I could open my mouth, Master glared at me.

I swallowed my saliva and bumped myself into a dare: "Master, we cultivators pay attention to Bigu dieting, and we should have great respect for things. ”

Qingjue's heart is miserable, interested, I have a ghost interest, if it is not for the cultivation of Buddhism, I am afraid that I will think about it, scolding people.

"Okay, good, the boy's wings are stiff, and his mouth is a lot smarter, I'll eat!" Master gritted his teeth.

"It's all taught by the master."

"Hmph, don't shoot yet, do you think you can escape from Master's Five Finger Mountain?" Master looked at me with a vengeful look at me later.

Seeing that everyone ate this meal so resolutely and willingly, I had to go into battle myself.

Not to mention, it's just ugly, sour, and the taste is a little heavier, and the rest is still good.

These two ascetics are also simply, just do what they say, and gobble up like a whirlwind, and I am very impressed when I see it.

"Master, how can these two people eat so much? Gluttony reincarnated? ”

Master still seems to blame me: "It's your business, eat more." ”

Well, this old man is still childish.

.........

After using this "delicacies", the master had a straight face: "Li Zhengxing, you take Jingming down the mountain to play casually, and I will talk to Master Qingjue about some serious things." ”

I wanted to refute that Master couldn't say anything serious to his face, but when he saw that Master actually opened his mouth to call me by my name, he immediately coaxed down.

In fact, it was more that I looked at Jingming's cute little face, and obviously couldn't stand it, so I agreed.

"Yes, Master."