Chapter 595: A Pair of Sluts
Gu Qianshan said: "Are you a woman, imagine it?" As soon as the words came out, Deng Shi wanted to smack himself in the mouth.
Wu Yunzhao didn't think there was anything, he thought that this issue was worth discussing, and said: "It's not only women who are raped, but there are also many men who are raped, so imagine it?" ”
Gu Qianshan groaned: "I can't think of it." I'm a realist, I haven't experienced it, I don't feel it. ”
Wu Yunzhao smiled: "Then I want to think about it." He tilted his head.
Gu Qianshan gasped, stretched out his hands, grabbed Wu Yunzhao's arm and shook it violently, begging: "Boss, reserved, reserved, we have to have a lower limit." Count me as saying the wrong thing, the next topic, is it successful? ”
Wu Yunzhao shouted: "Don't shake it, it's going to fall apart." ”
Gu Qianshan said: "Then don't think about it, let's be pure." ”
Wu Yunzhao frowned, leaned back, chased away Gu Qianshan like a fly, and said with disgust: "What kind of eyes are you, if you don't want to, you don't want to." I got goosebumps when I saw it. As he spoke, he shuddered twice.
Gu Qianshan was stunned, withdrew his arm, sat upright, smiled slightly, harmless to humans and animals, and said in his heart: "This is called love." You are a woman who does not understand the amorous feelings. ”
Wu Yunzhao spat out a string of bubbles and said, "I think you've been a little perverted lately. Do you want to take a leave of absence and go back to check and check? ”
Gu Qianshan's face changed, and he said calmly: "Boss, I'm normal, thank you for your concern." ”
Wu Yunzhao moved a little farther away, changed the topic, and said, "Do you have any ideas about the plan to become the emperor?" ”
Last night, Wu Yunzhao had already learned about Gu Qianshan for nearly a month, including the death of the Mermaid King and the qualifications of several people.
Gu Qianshan was embarrassed: "Boss, I think, don't make too much trouble." The five elders represent the golden-tailed, silver-tailed, red-tailed, blue-tailed, and black-tailed merfolk. Once the news of the mermaid king's early death spreads, the battle for the throne will have to begin. Five types of mermaids are in a ball, and they are magically competing with each other, and it is easy to destroy the race. ”
Wu Yunzhao also considered the possibility of extermination, otherwise, before Gu Qianshan came back, she would have secretly released the news.
She said bitterly: "The biggest role of the old lady now is to throw herself into the hot volcano on a certain day in a certain year, month, and death. Is it waiting for the seal? ”
Since there was no progress in magic cultivation and could only reach the level of ordinary mermaids, Wu Yunzhao specially consulted Yanguang again. However, the words Yanguang gave her made her even more frustrated. Yanguang said, "As long as the red-tailed mermaid can read the stone, he has the talent to suppress volcanoes. In other words, to put it bluntly, Wu Yunzhao's extraordinary talent is to suppress volcanoes. It was a surprising realization.
After Gu Qianshan learned about it, he also felt that Wu Yunzhao's encounter was a bit miserable, and persuaded him: "Boss, don't worry, magic is like internal strength, you have to practice it slowly." ”
Wu Yunzhao sneered: "Internal strength? Standing and talking without backache, in terms of internal strength, can your qualifications be better than mine? Joke. ”
Gu Qianshan said: "You can talk about magic here!" Covering his mouth and grinning, he looked very bad.
Wu Yunzhao narrowed his eyes, and said in a strange manner: "Well, when it comes to magic, you are a genius, and I am a fool." If you can make waves, I can shake two fires and grill fish. "It's infuriating.
Gu Qianshan said nonsense: "Boss, you have flaunted your power in many worlds, and you should occasionally be soft and show weakness." Besides, don't you always say that men and women should be equal. You want to be an empress, not to promote feminism, but to get the same power as men, to prove that women are no worse than men, and women can be good leaders and emperors. Let's be partners, a man and a woman, you have been strong for so many days, it should be my turn to be strong, men and women are equal, isn't it? ”
Wu Yunzhao squinted and said, "I'm quite good at speaking." ”
Gu Qianshan then said slowly: "Yin and Yang are harmonized, complementary and balanced, our feng shui takes turns, you are strong and I am weak, I am weak and you are strong, either both are strong, or both are weak, and it is challenging to encounter any situation." If you go to a world and take the heroine to shine in the script, it's been a long time, and it's not interesting, isn't it? ”
Wu Yunzhao said: "It makes sense! ”
Gu Qianshan said with a smile: "Let's have one heart, if I am strong, you are strong, and what is mine is yours, how can I say it, I am the captain now, and I will be an elder in the future, what about you, count half an elder, add it together, one and a half elders, you have one and a half elders in your hands, isn't it strong?" ”
Listening to Gu Qianshan's analysis, combined with the life span of the mermaid, Wu Yunzhao was a little relieved and said, "Then let's do it first." Captain, work hard! ”
Gu Qianshan said: "Guarantee to complete the task." How do you struggle? "Scratch your head.
Wu Yunzhao said: "Speaking of which, I went around again." He rubbed his cheeks and said, "Keep observing, anyway, I am a life talisman, no one dares to attack me, at least I have to live for another two or three hundred years, and I can always wait for an opportunity in these two or three hundred years." ”
Gu Qianshan suddenly had an idea, and blurted out: "What should I do if I am qualified to take the trident?" ”
Wu Yunzhao bit his lower lip and glanced at Gu Qianshan, turned his back, and said in his heart: "Which pot is not opened, which pot is not mentioned." ”
Gu Qianshan snickered, and said in his heart: "It's cool to bully your beloved woman!" This feeling is exciting! With a light cough, he swam to Wu Yunzhao's side and bumped Wu Yunzhao's upper arm with his elbow.
Wu Yunzhao said lightly: "What are you doing?" ”
Gu Qianshan said: "Montenegro wants to propose to Meiyue. ”
Wu Yun Zhaoqi said: "Marriage proposal? The two of them have lived together for so many years and are not married? ”
Gu Qianshan said with a smile: "I was also taken aback when I heard him say this, boss, you see, we have a tacit understanding and have the same thoughts." ”
Wu Yunzhao said: "Poor mouth! ”
Gu Qianshan snorted and said: "Because of the incident with Xue'er, Montenegro felt unlucky, and decided to get engaged first, and then pick a good day to get married." ”
Wu Yunzhao said: "Xue'er's girl is also unlucky. However, there must be something to hate in the wretched, and there is nothing to sympathize with. ”
Gu Qianshan said: "Montenegro also said, let me and you hold the wedding with them, so as to save you a lot of dreams at night." ”
Wu Yunzhao said: "Whatever." It's not the first time you've been married to me, once you've been born, you've been mature, and you've closed your eyes three times. Whatever you want. ”
Gu Qianshan said: "I feel numb." ”
Wu Yunzhao said: "It's not numbness, it's that I don't care at all." Since it's not true, wouldn't it be worse to have a feeling? ”
Gu Qianshan smiled bitterly: "Yes, you must not feel it." I have to keep my pure heart for true love. ”
Wu Yunzhao praised: "Good man, I wish you to achieve your wish as soon as possible!" ”
Gu Qianshan smiled and said, "Thank you!" ”
There was a moment of silence in the room.
Gu Qianshan shook a few circles and said, "Boss, do you want to go out for a walk?" ”
Wu Yunzhao said: "Where to go?" ”
Gu Qianshan said: "Just take a walk." The sea is so big, maybe you can meet the chance. ”
Wu Yunzhao nodded and said, "Okay." ”
Gu Qianshan stretched out his palm to Wu Yunzhao.
Wu Yunzhao glanced down and asked, "What?" ”
Gu Qianshan smiled: "Jin Yu is below. He blinked his left eye.
Wu Yunzhao understood, pressed his palm, which was as white as jade, on Gu Qianshan's palm, and said with a smile: "Angry with him!" ”
Gu Qianshan shook it back, nodded and said, "En, I'm angry with him." ”
The two went downstairs together, looked down at the corner of the second floor, and found Jin Yu in the hall on the first floor, and glanced at each other.
Wu Yunzhao hugged Gu Qianshan's chest.
Gu Qianshan hugged Wu Yunzhao's slender waist.
The two kissed secretly, came to Jin Yu with a smile, and said in unison: "Elder Jin Yu is good! ”
Jin Yu saw that they were intimate, and said in his heart: "A pair of sluts! He took a deep breath and smiled, "Okay." Going out? ”
Gu Qianshan said: "Just take a walk." Elder Jin Yu, you are busy, let's go first. ”
Wu Yunzhao held his breath, his face turned red, shy and timid, smiled slightly, and looked up at Gu Qianshan, his eyes were like silk, his eyes were like water, and he was full of affection.
Jin Yu took a step out of the way, smiling, but his heart was pounding.
Gu Qianshan and Wu Yunzhao nodded and swam out.
Jin Yu looked at the backs of the two and gritted his teeth secretly.
He looked at Wu Yunzhao's snow back, only to feel that the arms of Gu Qianshan, which stretched across Gu Qianshan, were dazzling, and he wanted to cut him off, and said in his heart: "It's so stunning, why isn't it mine, how can it be cheap and a boy, hum." ”
But thinking that Wu Yunzhao was already Yanguang's apprentice, Jin Yu had no choice but to calm himself down and try to forget Wu Yunzhao's shadow on the grounds of respecting the "life amulet".
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