"The condition thief is simple." Su Yi snapped his fingers: "I just like to be bigger than me, give me a whole daughter-in-law who is as old and beautiful as my sister, and let me also enjoy the selfless care from older women, and I won't pursue this matter." ”

Seeing that things have come to this point, there is no need for me and Su Daiman to continue pretending in front of Su Yetian, she came over and hugged my arm directly, looked at Su Yi with slanted eyes and said, "You are looking for death, right?" Who are the older women? ”

Looking at Su Yi's thin little board, if he really found an older woman, he would have to suck his soul dry in minutes, so I kindly reminded: "You take care of your body first, I'm afraid you won't be able to bear it." ”

Su Yi opened his hands and looked at his figure, and said hesitantly: "Master, I am a little thinner, but my muscles that take off my clothes can let you know what nine shallow one is. Deep real man! As he spoke, the kid lifted his shirt, revealing his thin abs.

"Bastard!" Su Yetian forcefully pestled the crutch used by his grandfather, and scolded: "You don't have clothes, what kind of body are you!" Can you be the same as a real person? Get out of the way and squat. ”

Fortunately, Su Yetian spoke, otherwise not only the Su family couldn't help it, I'm afraid I couldn't help but cut him. Deep, it just implies that I can't do it, and the thought of me being ridden by Sudaiman for the first time makes me uncomfortable, and I don't have the dignity of a man at all.

But the daughter-in-law has already arrived, and she doesn't want to continue to pursue him so much, how tired she is, so she is ready to say goodbye to the Su family with her bag.

"Okay, it's not too early, let's go back, Uncle Su, don't worry, I will take care of Sister Daiman."

I see that the time is almost over, it's time to change my words, my father-in-law I definitely can't call it, now is not the feudal era, how can there be such a young son-in-law, after thinking about it, I found that the title of Uncle Su is very good.

"Okay, okay, hand over Daiman to you, I don't worry, then you can go back, and I will send someone to send you." Su Yetian said.

"No need!" Su Yi hurriedly jumped out, stretched out his palm and made a traffic police stop cleaning up at us.

Su Yetian's face was flushed at this time, and the anger of the bottom line flashed in his eyes, and he asked in a deep voice, "What are you doing?" ”

He secretly swore in his heart that if there was no reason or nonsense, there was really no need for this little son's leg to be saved.

"Don't get me wrong..."Su Yi shrunk his neck, sensing his father's faint anger, and said: "I just want to send my sister in person, our sister and brother are deeply in love, and they are going to become nuns with the little Taoist, and I am not allowed to send her on the last journey?" ”

"I'll drive them." Su Yi added.

Su Daiman and I listened to the black lines in our minds, a nun on the left and a last journey on the right, which I didn't know and thought that Su Daiman had become a monk and passed away halfway.

Although the words are unreliable, Su Yetian knows his son's habits, smiled and said: "My son is still very emotional, okay, I'm okay." ”

......

At the gate, in front of the low-key black Audi, Su Yi's small eyes stared at us and turned around, then opened the car door, patted the car and said, "Let's go?" The master will send you personally. ”

With a black face, I opened the door on the back seat with Sudeman and sat down.

Su Yi sat in the driver's seat, turned to look at us, patted the co-pilot's seat and said, "Come on, is the master really the driver?" ”

"What are you doing if you're not a driver?" I said angrily: "Look at your virtue, what kind of sister and brother are you pretending to have a deep affection for your sister and brother." ”

"Let me tell you that." Seeing that we didn't go over, Su Yi didn't insist, lit the fire, and said, "Didn't my father's old man already arrange you to be a comedy?" But I see that you kid is troubled, this way, I have to arrange this comedy as a tragedy. ”

I resisted the urge to give him the finale now, and said with a gloomy face: "Drive your car, it's still tragic, no matter how restless you are, detain your soul now, and the supporting characters must have the consciousness to hurry up with the finale, understand?" ”

Su Yi suddenly thought of last night, after the soul detention of this magic stick, the third uncle died, and the boss with a long mouth was not at all at ease, so he felt a little scared.

Indeed, the soul of the detained soul is severely damaged, and the pain... I can't describe it, I'm short of words.

"Come on, let's go." As he spoke, Su Yi happily lit the fire, and the car drove slowly.

But the driving of this cargo is so unstable that I can't help but be a little worried, and asked, "Boy, have you ever taken a driver's license?" ”

"Driver's license?" Su Yi's voice was full of surprise, and he said, "What is that?" Let me tell you, in this city, as long as you follow the master, it is a crab, just walk sideways, and absolutely no traffic police will dare to check you. ”

And then it started to get funny along the way, this guy drove the car with one hand, smoked a cigarette, and counted the romantic past, trying to turn me into a scumbag.

"I said sister, if you want to find someone like me, Jiu Qianyi. Deep is the norm, the roots of the old tree are sick, what will this guy be like? I wondered if he could get up. ”

"Sister Daiman, don't stop me." I did it: "I'll detain his soul right now, and the Su family will trouble you to deal with it." ”

I now know why this guy was so "bumpy" in the first half of his life, this guy doesn't talk at all without thinking, does he talk to his sister like this? Have it?

After all, I still lay on the back seat, panting hard, and said, "No matter how poor you are, it's useless, I'm your brother-in-law after all, hahaha,"

"Cut, do you recognize it..... Not.... Hmm—" he said, suddenly whimpering in horror, and looking speechless.

And I slowly withdrew my sword finger....

Sudeman looked at me in disbelief and asked, "What's going on?" ”

"It's too noisy, I used Qi to seal his muscles and veins, and now he can't speak." I replied lightly.

"Oh.... You did it, that's fine. Sudeman also folded his hands and lay down quietly on his back.

At this time, poor Su Yi was still whining in horror, and he had a great intention of striking.

I pursed my lips and said with a smile: "If you want to strike, then you can't open your mouth for the rest of your life, hurry up and send your brother-in-law safely, if you don't unlock the acupoint after four hours, I'm afraid you won't be able to use your poisonous dragon drill for the rest of your life." ”

It doesn't matter if you can talk, but you can't use the Poison Dragon Drill? So what's the point of living by yourself? Su Yi weighed it in his heart, and immediately nodded honestly and began to drive with peace of mind.

........

At noon, the entrance of Lijia Village.

After Su Yi straightened the car, his face was innocent, and he couldn't open his mouth with a whining sound.

I smiled, untied him, and said, "Seeing that your performance today is not bad, I will let you go this time." ”

Su Yi, who had recovered his free body, supported his legs with both hands, panting frantically, and said, "Serve, I will serve, brother." ”

This goods whose brains don't turn are finally enlightened, and they know that they are soft.

"Then please go back by yourself." I took Sudeman by the hand: "We're going to start living in a two-person world." ”

"Eh, don't mind, brother." Su Yi hurriedly stopped my expulsion order.

I tightened my backpack and asked, "Is there anything else?" "To be honest, I'm really scared of this thing now, and some shocking words always pop out of his mouth.

"Well, this little place is your home, right? If I can't make it a tragedy for you, then it means that we are two in-laws, and it's no problem to meet our parents or something, right? ”

"That's also your parents, what are you doing to make a scene?" I said angrily.

"Let's go, the one who comes is the guest, why don't you leave someone to eat and enjoy the friendship of the landlord-" Su Yi said.

But I really feel comfortable with what he said, no wonder Mr. Lu Xun said that the temperament of Chinese people always likes to be harmonious and compromised. For example, if you say that this house is too dark, you have to open a window here, and you will not allow it. But if you advocate tearing down the roof, they will come to reconcile and be willing to open the windows.

This Su Yi perfectly fulfilled this truth, the previous muddy head was not bent, but now it is suddenly tightened, and it makes people feel it.... Sensible.

......

I shouted to Sudeman and walked towards the village, but she and I did not dare to hold hands in the village, because people were terrible, and I didn't care in this closed village, but after all, my parents were still living in it.

"Hey, sir, I'm just tired of driving and want to have a meal, what are you guys doing?" Su Yi saw that we didn't pay attention to him, and said aggrievedly in the back.

I turned sideways and looked back at him, "What are you doing stupidly, come along." ”

Su Yi rolled his eyes and cleverly followed.

..........

"Yo, your family is quite magnificent, if this is the old society, your family will definitely be the iron landlord who will be defeated." When he arrived at the door, Su Yi began to be naughty again.

I rolled my eyes 10,000 times in my heart, just this condition of our family, we have returned to the landlord, so isn't the Su family the target of the whole party's crusade?

I gestured at my sword and threatened: "Don't be poor, if you dare to talk nonsense later, you won't be able to speak for the rest of your life." ”

He quickly covered his mouth, and his innocent little eyes looked at us and nodded frequently.

Alas.... In the end, it's my brother-in-law, it's not good to beat and scold, but fortunately, I don't covet money, if I join the Su family, I can still have a good life in the future.