68 I am more closed than you
In the spirit of sending the Buddha to the West,
Shen Lang planned to escort Yilian throughout the process,
Completion is part of the ......
The main thing is that it's too dangerous here......
It's easy for a girl's family to lose her chastity.
When we went upstairs together,
Although Shen Lang said Yamei Butterfly,
However, Yilian was still very persistent in supporting Shen Lang to go up,
How so...... I didn't think I expected it......
But when I leaned up, it was unexpectedly soft ~
The type of meat that strips off right......
"Brother Ji, are you really okay? I just saw you get knocked with a stick! ”
Elaine said worriedly,
After all...... It's rare to see a man who is willing to take a stick for himself!
"Why don't we go to the hospital, in case we get an intracranial concussion, it'll be broken."
Shen Lang chuckled and shook his head,
Holding Elaine's hand and circling around his head,
"Look, it's fine, it doesn't hurt at all, there's no bleeding, and there's no long bag."
"Ah......h ”
Shen Lang blinked,
"That's it...... Even if it is. ”
Old-style residential buildings,
There wasn't even a lift,
After walking five flights of steps,
Elaine held up the slip of paper to identify the house number.
Surrounded by blue-white gray stone walls,
The top layer is white,
The bottom layer of cyan,
Smashed fire sprinklers can be seen in the corridor at any time......
This place looks very chaotic~
The lights in the corridor have long been broken in disrepair,
Shen Lang took out his mobile phone to illuminate,
Elaine hugged her arm tightly,
Lucky...... At least what I met was a takeaway girl,
If it's a takeaway guy hugging himself at this time...... Vomit......
Finally walked to the customer's concierge,
Only here is a little light,
A bunch of white light bulbs hung from the iron fence gate!
Behind the fence is a maroon wooden gate,
The door is huge...... It is more than enough to stand three strong men side by side......
Shen Lang vaguely smelled a little incense candle,
Haonan's movie......
often burns incense for the second master!
This kind of taste Shen Lang couldn't be more familiar,
I had a good time at Uncle Nine's house before.
"5B" Elaine smiled, "yes, this is it." ”
The doorbell has the house number hanging on it,
It's the 5 that is written like S......
Elaine let go of Shen Lang's arm,
Ringing the doorbell excitedly,
'Ding Dong~' 'Ding Dong~'
"Open the door, Yijia noodle restaurant! Ten bowls of wonton noodles! ”
The gate then opened,
The environment inside made Shen Lang's scalp tingle......
A shrine dedicated to Guan Erye,
Someone next to him was holding up the phone and yelling,
More people are fiddling with some incomprehensible software on their computers......
Shen Lang's eyes are relatively sharp,
Seeing the problem,
This group of people...... It seems to be an online casino......
As long as the program is well written,
You look for their platform online to make money,
You're guaranteed to lose!
Online gambling ...... Ten out of ten are liars......
But the other party is just taking the wrong side,
Naturally, the delivery of food is not able to interject.
When the door opened,
Inside, there are men who specialize in the wind, leaning against the window to monitor......
They are always on the lookout for an errand to come to their door.
His eyes swept over the strong man in front of him,
The other party's waist is bulging......
This guy ...... With a gun!
At this moment, Shen Lang wanted to drag this silly girl out and run out......
But I didn't dare to do it,
disturbed the other party,
Going to be shot.
Elaine stupidly lifted the basket,
"Well, it's a hundred and fifty dollars!"
A bowl of wonton noodles with fifteen pieces,
Ten bowls of one hundred and fifty pieces,
In this era, there is no additional delivery fee for merchant delivery.
The iron fence was quickly opened,
The strong man snatched the basket from Elaine's hand,
The homeopathic red wooden door was closed!
Shen Lang took a deep breath,
"Withdraw quickly, don't shoot a gun!"
Elaine is stupid,
It's just a robbery......
'Bang! ''Bang! ''Bang! ’
The little hand desperately slammed the door,
"Well, please open the door, it's a total of one hundred and fifty yuan, please open the door!"
Shen Lang wordlessly dragged the little girl's arm,
"Let's go...... Life is more important than money......"
"No, they haven't paid yet!"
Elaine was a little angry,
I slapped at the wooden door for a while!
'Squeak~'
The wooden door opened again,
The coins were thrown out with the red basket,
Actually, it's understandable......
What is being done inside is very problematic,
Keeping the door open all the time equals increasing the exposure danger.
Elaine joyfully picked up the basket and coins on the ground,
"Thank you for your help, remember to order it again next time."
Shen Lang was speechless for a while,
Businessmen value profit over separation,
The ancients did not deceive me.
It's also because Shen Lang has always been vigilant that he noticed so many things that he didn't have.
wiped the sweat oozing from his forehead,
Shet!
This is a place of ...... Dangerous ...... of Chinimama
"No, it's fifty dollars missing......
Elaine held the basket with a depressed face,
There was only one fifty-dollar ticket and five ten-dollar tickets in his hand.
It is true that fifty dollars less was given......
Shen Lang pulled the girl outside,
"Oh, it's only fifty yuan, it's not important, I'll make it up to you."
"No~ How can I pay the difference if I have a difference of fifty yuan......
In the face of money,
Elaine erupted with a powerful momentum,
One didn't pay attention to Shen Lang but was dragged by her and stumbled!
Pull open the iron fence,
Elaine patted the wooden door strongly,
"Hey! Please open the door! ”
Open the door
The strong man stood by the door with an unhappy face,
The palm of the hand unconsciously pressed on the bulging place around the waist~
Fierce and evil, nothing more than this!
The strong man roared, "Are you annoyed? What's wrong? ”
"Woo......"
Elaine just wanted to argue a few words,
Shen Lang hurriedly pulled her behind him,
Smiled awkwardly,
"I'm sorry, you just gave less ......"
"Huh? Give less? ”
Shen Lang blinked,
Fortunately, I used to run business,
There is absolutely no problem in terms of lip service,
"How dare you, it's our side that is careless...... Ask less if you charged fifty dollars......"
"Fifty?"
"That's right...... It's only fifty dollars...... Fifty dollars is not enough for a taxi now. ”
The strong man's eyes widened, "You mean that I shorted you fifty yuan?" ”
"No...... That's not what it means...... It's us who are undercharging ......."
"Cut, that means I owe you fifty dollars!"
"This ...... That's not the way it ......."
"Grass! That's not what you say, that's what you say! Why do you say I owe you fifty dollars? ”
Shen Lang: "......"
Amazing......
The people of this place are very horizontal,
How can there be such unreasonable......
Elaine held the banknote timidly and said,
"Here...... You see...... It's not an account......"
Shen Lang suddenly figured it out,
Dealing with these horizontal ......
Only if you are more arrogant than them......
We also reason with those who are reasonable,
Unreasonable people, we are even more unreasonable!
Pressed down Elaine's little hand,
Shen Lang took a deep breath,
Pick up a middle finger and put it in front of the strong man's nose!
"Grass! Nima is dead! Lao Tzu is now slandering that you still owe us fifty yuan, so I will ask you if you are convinced! ”
The strong man's eyes were cold, "You kid, you don't want to live......"
"If you waste your horse, if you think I'm wrong, call the police! What to pack! There is a great gun, and Lao Tzu has an original, twenty-five years of use of the treasure gun that has not been shown to you! ”
"Come on, come on, let's take out guns and fencing together, no, let's call the police together, if you don't report it, if you don't call the police, then I'll ...... first."
As he spoke, Shen Lang took out his mobile phone and made a gesture to dial 'Demon Spirit'!
The strong man was choked with a headache,
But...... Call the police......
My gang has to be imprisoned,
Strong men are not fools,
The tone couldn't help but soften,
"Serve it, one idiot, come and come, take it and take it, don't look for a hundred yuan! Bad luck! ”
Throw a hundred pieces into the basket,
The strong man angrily closed the door.
Elaine was pleasantly surprised as she held up the banknote,
"Brother Ji, you are so brave."
Shen Lang rolled his eyes,
"I know ......"
You have to act like a penny to stop these more penny-loving guys......
Alas...... That's what society ......
[Martial arts chivalry value increased by 2, currently 7/100]
Escort Elaine back the way she came,
There was blood splashed on the floor at the entrance of the building,
The previous gang battle has been fought......
"Elaine, do you go back to the noodle shop or go home directly, it's not far away, do you want to call a taxi."
"Oh...... I'll be off work after delivering this order......"
"Go home, right?"
"Actually...... It is possible to stay outside......"
"Huh?"
This...... Read between the lines......
Shen Lang scratched his face,
"Speaking of which, I'm not going to be responsible."
Elaine leaned over,
"It's okay, I didn't think I'd hold you responsible."
This...... Really a great place to open up...... But! I like it!
The girl in the film and television world can't take it back,
Shen Lang wouldn't be stupid enough to play that infatuation in it,
It's not a stunned young man,
But...... If you just eat fast food......
It's the same everywhere~
Shen Lang and Yilian then hit it off,
I found a hotel under the introduction of the girl,
The two sides practiced wrestling for a while...... That's all......
The next day parted ways,
Shen Lang got on the subway early in the morning,
Holding the newspaper of the morning news for a while,
"The campaign didn't cost anything...... I'm really not used to it......"
"The customs, the customs, the girls on Hong Kong Island are really enthusiastic~"
Humming an unknown tune,
Shen Lang headed in the direction of home.