Tang Song's words are unfathomable, and they can be summed up as luring wolves into the room and inviting you to catch turtles in the urn.

Live streaming, animal cruelty.

The hook is thought out, the bait is ready-made, and only Mo Bei can see those things at present, and they have no other choice.

Now, a set of live streaming equipment is required, and a cat.

As for the dog, Mo Bei was slipped by the dog for three years, and subconsciously thought that it was a kind of thing that would dismantle the sofa without slipping in circles, and he didn't want this option.

The two leaned side by side on the sofa, all the clues were disassembled, and after a period of mental activity, they couldn't sleep, staring at the ceiling energetically, their bodies were tired, but they didn't mean to sleep.

Mo Bei thought about the loopholes in the whole plan, but found one: "Where did the cat come from?" Buy or do you want to take one in the garden downstairs? ”

"The one you buy may be too well fed and easy to goof." Tang Song said.

Then catch the stray cats, skinny and dirty.

When Tang Song came home the next day, he saw two skinny black cats squatting on the back of the sofa together, staring at him with green eyes.

On the floor next to the wine cabinet are two small bowls, as well as a litter box.

“……”

He stood at the door with an incredulous expression, and Mo Bei came out of the kitchen, holding a bowl bigger than his face, and looked at him.

"What's wrong?"

"You're ...... so fast" He pointed to the two cats, bent down to change his shoes, and walked to the front of the sofa, the two cats were not small, and they saw him come motionless, and meowed, but the voice was not soft, it seemed that the vocal cords were not good, and they were rough and rough as if they were stuck with phlegm.

They were generally large, looking two or three months old, with a thin back with a bulging spine, a thin chin, extraordinarily large eyes, and a scabbed scar on the bridge of the nose on the left.

It's a particularly distressing image when you look at it.

"Where did it come from?"

"I caught it downstairs, buy one get one free." Mo Bei stirred the minced beef in the bowl, and the pet store didn't deliver it to her door, so she couldn't get it back, so she only bought a cat litter box and cat litter, which was easy to eat, but it was very troublesome to pull around.

When she came back from class in the morning, she was going to go downstairs after eating, but she saw them downstairs by the bushes.

Just squatting, sticking together like this, not running, not meowing, both pairs of eyes looking straight at her.

Mobei only wants one.

"But it followed all the way to the pet hospital."

She originally chose the one with a wound on her face, which is more convincing in terms of sympathy and abuse.

However, the other chased after her.

She walked over, the bus didn't allow pets, and the taxi saw that they were dirty, and excused that they had fleas, and refused to take her.

Mo Bei carried one in his hand, chased one behind him, and went to the pet hospital under the sideways eyes of passers-by, and checked them very consciously.

obediently let me take a bath, use medicine, and take the initiative to run out and circle around her feet after it was over.

The nurse at the pet hospital said, "It's time for you!" ”

Mo Bei squatted down, scratched their heads, and then pointed to a pile of things on the ground: "I have no hands, you have to follow me back by yourself." ”

It was silly to talk to the cat, but the nurse next to her was quietly taking pictures with her mobile phone, and Mo Bei suddenly had an idea that could improve the whole plan.

So she caught the nurse's candid photo on the spot and generously told her that the photo could be used, but the portrait should be coded.

"We've also added WeChat."

She opened the nurse's WeChat album, and the latest circle of friends in it was about Mo Bei and the two little black cats.

The soft-hearted little nurse is very cute in words.

[Ahhhh A very sassy young lady came today, and the young lady picked up a little black cat, but there was still one behind her buttocks, and she had no choice but to take both home. The young lady is very nice, cool and handsome, and she smiles very beautifully, and she didn't get angry when she caught me secretly taking pictures, but I can't show you her face...... It's really beautiful and sassy! The young lady bought a lot of things, couldn't take them, and discussed with the kitten, super cute! In the end, I bought two leashes and slipped back all the way back ......]

The first photo is the cat litter bought by Mobei......

After all, it's going to be business.

Tang Song returned the phone to her: "So this is your first step?" ”

"I've got to show off the good guys first."

The so-called ascending and falling, she has to stand on the high ground first, and then give people a reversal of the heinous crime, so that they can be heartbroken and hateful enough.

Tang Song gave her a note with an account number and password written on it: "I helped you get an account, empty, you can send your good people and good deeds on it." ”

"Okay."

She poured the mixed beef minced into the cat bowl, the two cats came to the bowl very consciously, buried their heads in the bitter food, Mo Bei put his arm on his knees, squatted aside and watched, and after a while, picked up his mobile phone and took a few photos.

Log in to the account given by Tang Song.

The account is not a new account, there are several daily notes on it, what you eat today, what you want to eat tomorrow, who you will go to the movies with the day after tomorrow, and there are also two or three fans.

She glanced at Tang Song in surprise, this account is just right to have a certain social range, which really saves her a lot of trouble, making her not like a person who came out of thin air to gain popularity.

They don't have much time to cultivate a new account.

She checked a few photos of the little black cat she met downstairs and was about to edit the text, but after thinking about it for a long time, she didn't know how those soft and cute words were composed.

I know all the words, and it doesn't taste right to put them together.

Tang Song sat on the side and watched her entanglement, feeling funny in his heart, as soon as he moved, she turned her face, frowned, very impatient, he coughed: "What do we eat at night?" ”

Mo Bei was stunned for a moment, looked at the sky outside, it was getting darker and earlier, it looked late, she realized that her dinner had not yet landed, the two black cats had finished eating, there was not a single grain of meat left in the bowl, and they were licked cleanly.

She recalled the food she bought today: "I bought corn and pork ribs to prepare a stew, you just wash the ribs and throw them in the pressure cooker." ”

"You also bought a pressure cooker?" Tang Song didn't remember that his kitchen had such a thing, he hadn't been in the kitchen for a few days.

Mo Bei was still struggling with how to express his desire to share his joy with the masses, he didn't look up, he muttered sullenly, Tang Song shook his head, and didn't bother her anymore, got up and went into the kitchen, only to find that there were a lot more kitchen utensils, there were two or three cooking pots alone, and there was a set of small steamers in the closet.

He turned to look at the person sitting on the ground with his head down, and couldn't help laughing: "Why do you have so many ideas about making food?" ”

The rice has been cooked, and the rice cooker has jumped to the keep warm button, and it has been relieved.

He chopped the corn into several pieces, threw it into the pot with the ribs, cut two slices of ginger, put salt and wine, thought about it, poured some soy sauce, covered and started the fire.

There was also a bag of small greens in the refrigerator, which was about to be done, he took it out and was about to put it in the water, when Mo Bei came in, she first glanced at the pot on the stove, and leaned on the refrigerator to watch him wash the vegetables.

"This little cabbage that has just been smoked, the ribs will be stewed in a while, and you can eat it as soon as you boil it in the pot, which saves trouble."

Tang Song nodded, washed the vegetables and put them in the basket to drain the water, and turned his head to look at her: "Think about how to send it?" ”

Mo Bei hummed: "I just took a look, and there is a more unified version, so that I finally picked up the cat." ”

When Tang Song heard it at first glance, he felt that there was nothing wrong, and he suddenly figured out what level he had in the middle of his head, and laughed out loud.

Mo Bei was puzzled: "What's wrong?" ”

"We were only going to pick up a cat yesterday, and with that efficiency and quantity, you're already sour to death," he said. ”

Mo Bei thought about it, it was really like this.

Maybe they didn't go out, but the cat outside, attracted by the conversation in the kitchen, walked in and yawned at them.

Mo Bei looked at them: "After this matter is resolved, I don't know where to send them, and now there is no one who wants such a native cat." ”

"Don't you raise it?" Tang Song asked strangely, and then understood her concerns, she gave up the little white cat because of the residence, so she also gave up the two black cats because of this, the black cats still looked at them, and the one with a wounded nose barked hoarsely.

Tang Song turned his eyes to Mo Bei: "Do you want to raise?" ”

"But this is not my home, I moved away in the future, and many landlords don't allow cats to ......"

"I didn't ask you this," he said, "do you want to raise it?" ”

"Yes."

The pressure cooker boiled and gasped, making a clanging sound, and Tang Song turned down the heat.

"Then raise it, I'm all raising it now, two more cats, I still have this bit of bearing, I definitely won't do anything to compete for favor, if you can't afford to raise it one day, I'll donate you a little more."

Mo Bei stared at him with disgust: "Officer Tang, with your low bottom line, it's not enough to coax girls, how are you still single?" Have you seen a doctor? ”

"I'm not sick!" He glared at her, her phone rang, a notification popped up, and while she looked down at the message, he muttered, "It's not like there's no bottom line at any time." ”

"What?" Mo Bei hurriedly looked up at him, the sound in the pot was harsh, and he didn't hear it clearly.

"Nothing."

Mo Bei clicked on the notice, which was a new comment on Weibo.

[Liars. 】

Mo Bei frowned, this username is a string of characters with no rules, more like a water army than Mo Bei's short account.

He commented inexplicably, and Mo Bei was a little confused.

Is the posting posture wrong?

She checked her photos and texts, and found nothing wrong, I don't know if Tang Song's remarks about some similar comparisons yesterday gave her some influence, and she began to wonder if she was really very different from ordinary people, so that such a Weibo that she seemed to be completely buried in similar products could be brought out and pointed out that the original intention was not pure.

"What's wrong?" Tang Song saw her holding her phone solemnly, and looked sideways.

She has exited the current page, and searched through their comment area in the search bar on Weibo about the same kind of "I finally picked up the cat", and there is no garbled comment on the same style as a liar.

She paused, and a message suddenly popped up on WeChat, it was a nurse from the pet hospital she had just added today.

She sent a screenshot.

What does this mean? 】

Mo Bei clicked on the screenshot, and the comment area of the nurse's circle of friends was full of joy, but at the end, a garbled user left a comment with unknown intentions.

[Liars. 】