Chapter 286: Embarrassing Boss
On the 'balcony' where the Rivendell elves receive guests.
At this time, the elven waiter who was in charge of entertaining the guests and the elven musician who was in charge of playing the music had all gone.
The entire big 'balcony' was only left with Yang Pan and the four so-called guests, looking at each other without saying a word, and the whole scene looked slightly embarrassing.
At this moment, there was a sudden chaotic sound of footsteps at the entrance of the 'balcony', and then an old voice that Yang Pan was very familiar with sounded from the entrance.
"Mr. Axe, it's great that you're back, and it looks like you're not hurt. Thorin, Bilbo and Bahrain, what are you doing standing there, why don't you sit down. ”
Yang Pan looked for a sound, and saw Gandalf, dressed in a gray robe, walking into the 'balcony' with a male elf wearing a laurel crown and looking very majestic.
And the dwarves who were fooled by Yang Pan to hunt deer just now also came back with Gandalf and the male elf with an unhappy face.
However, unlike when they left, the weapons in their hands were nowhere to be found, and I don't know if they were confiscated by the elves.
Nodding at Gandalf, Yang Pan focused on the elf who came in with him, if he guessed correctly, this elf should be King Elon of Rivendell.
When Yang Pan looked at King Aaron, the other party also noticed his gaze, and after glancing at Yang Pan, he nodded slightly.
Yang Pan nodded in response, then looked away at Gandalf, raised his arm wrapped around anger and said, "There is something wrong with my body, and there is something wrong with my state just now, which scares them." ”
"Something is wrong? Are you hurt? Gandalf looked at Yang Pan, who had no obvious injuries, and was a little puzzled, "Even if they are injured, they won't scare them, they are not children anymore." Mr. Baggins can, of course, be excepted. ”
"Gandalf, what do you mean by that?" Bilbo, who was on the side, said with some dissatisfaction after listening to Gandalf's words.
Facing a disgruntled Bilbo, Gandalf chuckled and explained, "Don't worry about Mr. Baggins, I just feel like you need some more exercise." ”
"Well, indeed." Bilbo nodded helplessly, and then sat down on the side of the seat with the sword in his hand.
Once Bilbo was seated, Gandalf turned his gaze back to Yang Pan with an inquiring look in his eyes.
"Let them sit down first, you see that these ones are like angry little daughters-in-law." Yang Pan pointed to the dwarves who had returned from hunting deer and laughed.
After listening to Yang Pan's description, a smile appeared on the faces of everyone present, even King Elon, who was full of majesty on the side.
Of course, the 'little daughters-in-law' present may not be satisfied with this description, but this does not affect the mood of others.
After everyone sat down, Yang Pan glanced at the group of dwarves beside him who were like having attracted lice, muttering that they couldn't sit still, and motioned to Gandalf and Thorin on the side, meaning whether to break up this gang first.
Gandalf and Thorin obviously understood what Yang Pan wanted to express, and they both nodded lightly at him in agreement.
And since the two main owners agreed, Yang Pan started to act directly.
"Ahem, ahem."
Yang Pan first coughed twice, and after most of the dwarves looked at him, he put a hand into his arms, and then shouted at the dwarves, "I hit another big prey on the road, does anyone want to eat a large piece of barbecue?" ”
After listening to Yang Pan's words, the dwarves who were still chaotic and looked like they were going to die immediately became excited, and their eyes were full of eagerness when they looked at Yang Pan.
As soon as they heard Yang Pan talk about prey and barbecue, the dwarves immediately thought of the huge crocodile that had been roasted and fragrant before.
Compared to these rabbit dishes that the elves had brought out, those large pieces of roast meat were what the dwarves wanted and needed now.
Looking at the dwarves around him with green eyes, Yang Pan turned his back to them, took out the butcher's meat storage sac from his bosom from an angle they couldn't see, and took out a nearly two-ton Diplodocus meat steak with skin and bones from it.
I only heard a 'bang', and the huge Diplodocus meat chops slammed into the ground.
Taking advantage of the fact that the dwarves' attention was attracted by the Diplodocus meat steak, Yang Pan quietly put the meat storage bag in his hand into the storage space again.
After putting away the meat storage bag, Yang Pan looked up and saw Gandalf looking at him curiously at this time.
The two sides glanced at each other, Gandalf chuckled at Yang Pan, and then turned his gaze to the huge Diplodocus steak on the ground.
"What kind of meat is this, why is it so big."
"It's so fresh, it must have been cut for a short time."
"That's the real food, what are the weeds."
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As the dwarves were pointing around the Diplodocus steak and commenting, Gandalf followed and reached out to touch the steak on the ground.
Indeed, as the dwarves say, the steak was very fresh, even fresh as if it had just been cut from an animal.
Gandalf rubbed the blood from his hands in some surprise, apparently surprised at the freshness of the steak.
You must know that Gandalf is not one of those nervous dwarves, and his judgment of time is still very accurate.
From the time they were chased into the cave by the Orc Wolf Cavalry, and the Axe King left them behind, to the time they came to Rivendell in two groups.
And even if the Axe arrived in Rivendell much later than they did, it was obviously not realistic to take some time out of it to dedicate himself to hunting.
After all, even if the Axe King was extraordinary, it would take a lot of energy and time to deal with the group of half-orc wolf cavalry chasing them, not to mention that he had to fight such a huge prey, and it was simply too late in time.
Although it was just a very ordinary steak, Gandalf was aware of many mysteries about Yang Pan.
And on top of that, according to the Elven Knight who reported to King Elon earlier, the Axe King even summoned an army of ferocious beasts and human cavalry wielding wolves to help him fight.
This strangely composed army was not only well-disciplined, but also extremely combative, and by the time the elven knights arrived, the wolf knights of the orcs had been completely annihilated by the other side.
What's even stranger is that the elves who are following this strange army have lost track of each other after they enter the forest, and no matter how they look for them, they will not find anything.
The hundreds of ferocious beasts and the thirty or so human wolf riders seemed to have melted into the forest and vanished into thin air.
Contemplating the strangeness of the Axe, Gandalf wiped the blood from his hands, then stepped back from the crowd of dwarves gathered around the steak and stood beside King Elrond.
Yang Pan stood aside as if he was watching the dwarves gather around the Diplodocus steak, but in fact his attention had been focused on Gandalf and King Elond.
Although Gandalf and King Elon were just standing there and not speaking at this time, Yang Pan knew that Gandalf, an old man, had the ability to transmit sounds, and these two guys might not be able to tell what they were talking about at this time.
And from the glances of these two guys who swept him from time to time, they already looked at each other meaningfully, and Yang Pan could feel a strong smell of conspiracy from them.
After the dwarves commented on the Diplodocus meat steak that Yang Pan took out, it seemed that they had reached a consensus, and several young and strong dwarves directly started to carry the big meat steak and walked out.
And just after the dwarves carried the meat steak out, a young looking dwarf ran up to Yang Pan and said with some restraint, "Mr. Axe, can I borrow a knife or an axe from you?" ”
Yang Pan glanced down at the dwarf in front of him, he remembered that the other party's name seemed to be called Oli, and the weapon he used was a slingshot that looked a little funny, but it was precisely because of this that the slingshot was now the only weapon that had not been confiscated in the hands of the dwarves who went to fight deer.
Compared to the other dwarves, Ori looked a little thin and weak, and his presence in the team was not too strong, but Yang Pan remembered that in Bilbo's cave, the other party had said that he would use his sword to pierce Smaug's chest.
It's a good idea, but everyone knows it's impossible.
After remembering the identity of the other party, Yang Pan nodded and asked, "Oh, what are you borrowing these things for?" ”
"That's right." "Don't you see we're going to have a barbecue, chopping wood and cutting prey, and we need tools to do all of this, but our weapons were confiscated by the elves when we were fighting deer, so they asked me to borrow some tools from you." ”
Hearing this, Yang Pan did not rush to give an answer to Oli, but turned his head to look at the three remaining Thorin, Gandalf and King Elon on the 'balcony'.
Sure enough, the expressions on the faces of the three bigwigs were also a little embarrassed at this time.
Thorin is the leader of their group of dwarves, Gandalf is the leader of these dwarves, and King Elon is the landlord here, so they are naturally a little embarrassed to make such a fuss.
Seeing that the three of them were buried in their heads and did not say a word, Yang Pan shook his head, and sure enough, the big guy was unreliable at a critical time.
"Ollen, you wait a minute, I'll make you a tool."
"Do it now? Is it in time? ”
"Don't worry, I'm good at my craft and fast."
As soon as Yang Pan stretched out his hand, a dark red dragon attribute energy suddenly emerged from his palm, and condensed in front of him into the appearance of several machetes and axes.
With Yang Pan's control, the dark red dragon attribute energy quickly gathered and converged, and then the dark red crystalline machete and crystallized one-handed axe condensed and fell to the ground, and let out a crisp crashing sound.