Gu Yang only came back with a schoolbag, containing some commemorative things, and the rest were thrown away at school.

Those things add up to less than a thousand yuan, and they can't be sold, so Gu Yang simply doesn't want them.

He hummed a song and returned home, opened the door, and found Gu Xiaolan lying on the sofa watching TV.

"Hey, I'm asking you for leave to study hard at home!" Gu Yang said angrily.

Gu Xiaolan said calmly: "I have finished reviewing the content of today's review. ”

Gu Yang frowned: "Then can't you review more?"

Gu Xiaolan stood up and said to Gu Yang: "Gu Yang, what drama are you watching?!After your work is done, can't you do a little for other colleagues?"

Gu Yang frowned, the little girl wants to push herself and him?

This kind of question still needs to be asked-

Since I am free, I am so good and kind, can I watch other colleagues work hard, while I comfortably blow the air conditioner and lick ice cream while watching dramas?

Yes, I can.

"What's going to eat tonight?" Gu Yang no longer pursued Gu Xiaolan's watching TV series.

"Tomatoes, eggs, white rice. Gu Xiaolan lay down again.

Gu Yang asked, "Do you have tomatoes and eggs in the refrigerator?"

Gu Xiaolan gave a perfunctory 'um', and watched intently the heroine jumping off the cliff in a flashy manner on TV.

It was not yet seven o'clock, and it was still some time before it got dark.

Gu Yang came to his room, put down his school bag, turned on the air conditioner, closed the curtains, and then couldn't wait to start the computer and publish a post.

"My brother-in-law gave birth to a son, his surname is Gou, please help me come up with a nice name for myself, preferably with connotation, thank you. ”

Netizens who are enthusiastic about helping others have used their ingenuity and began to choose names.

"Gou Xiangyang"

"Gou Jin'an"

"Gou Qijun"

"Gou Jiaying"

"Gou Jigao"

"Gou Minxin"

"Gou Yan Rock"

"Gou Weizheng"

“...”

As a small V with a large number of fans, Gu Yang's post quickly stacked up.

Gu Yang went out to get a bottle of Kole, and when he came back, he leaned back in his chair and looked at the increasing number of comments with a smile.

Netizens are so enthusiastic, many people quote scriptures, and some even quarrel in the comment area to say that their names are better.

The program of the website automatically crawls the current hot questions and puts them on the top page.

Gu Yang's question was put on the homepage, attracting more enthusiastic netizens, everyone worked together, and in less than half an hour, the number of comments reached 1,000.

At the time of the thousandth and first comment, someone finally discovered the anomaly.

Meow, who loves to eat dried fish: "I can't bear to remind you, read the question carefully, and see who is named!"

One word stirred up a thousand waves, and many netizens returned to re-read the question.

Soon, new comments began:

"it! it!"

"The subject still has no humanity!"

"Damn, Lao Tzu has been in the comment area for eight years, and he hasn't tasted a defeat, but I didn't expect it to fold in you today!"

"Subject, do you see the anger in our heads?"

"Wozhi, dog subject, won't your conscience hurt?"

"2333333, I'm laughing to death, congratulations to the subject's uncle, and I like to mention a group of stupid sons!"

"Hahaha, the subject is really a talent, and the routine is really sassy. ”

The comment area blew up, and after being reminded by smart netizens, they went back and read the question carefully, and everyone felt that their IQ had been severely hit.

They now have only one sentence in their hearts:

Am I blind?

"My brother-in-law gave birth to a son, his surname is Gou, please help me come up with a nice name for myself, preferably with connotation, thank you. ”

Help give... Myself???

Lost Lei Lou -

Gu Yang leaned back in his chair and laughed, feeling that his laughter in the past few days had been contracted by cute sand sculpture netizens.

"Hahaha..."Gu Yang slapped the table and laughed wildly, laughing until his stomach hurt, and then he tried to restrain himself.

This session of netizens is so cute, they must have not been beaten by society, so they are so easy to get covered.

I must educate more in the future.

After such a wave of commotion, Gu Yang found that he had hundreds more fans.

At this time, this question is still hanging on the homepage, and even the ranking has risen, because many netizens have discovered the truth and become 'repeat customers'.

Gu Xiaolan heard Gu Yang's laughter, and ran to his room in a hurry, and also saw the inappropriate question and the thousand serious over-the-top answers below.

"Gu Yang, you're too bad. Gu Xiaolan also burst out laughing, holding her stomach and rolling on Gu Yang's bed while laughing, twisting the sheets.

"Hahaha, I'm laughing to death, I like netizens the most, they always bring me happiness. Gu Yang smiled and collapsed, sticking to the soft computer chair like a mollusk.

After a while, they recovered a little.

Gu Yang said: "You don't want to ask me how I did in the college entrance examination?"

"Don't ask, ask you and you'll float. Gu Xiaolan shook her head, she knew Gu Yang's situation very well.

One of the things Gu Yang did most often when she was a child was to show off to her, showing off her height, showing off her savings, and showing off her grades......

Gu Xiaolan still trusts Gu Yang more than Gu Yang's head teacher.

There is absolutely no possibility of failing the test, it must be the first in the whole school, or even the provincial champion.

Gu Yang smiled: "Then how much have you reviewed, do you have the confidence to be admitted to Shilan No. 1 Middle School?"

Shilan No. 1 Middle School is Guyang's school, which is a provincial key school and close to home.

"Needless to say, I didn't review two days ago, I've been reading high school books for the past few days, and I have finished studying physical chemistry in my first year of high school, and I have made half a workbook each. Gu Xiaolan said proudly.

"Well, if you don't pass the test, don't think I'll buy you anything in the future. Gu Yang knocked.

Gu Xiaolan is also very good, only a little worse than him.

It shouldn't be a problem to be admitted to Shilan.

"By the way, has your school arranged a blood draw?" Gu Yang suddenly asked.

Gu Xiaolan said curiously: "How do you know? You called me back to smoke this morning." ”

That's right, Gu Xiaolan also has to draw blood, this is a sudden notice, and the physical examination for the high school entrance examination has also ended, and a blood draw has been added temporarily.

It was very urgent, even if I interrupted the students' revision rhythm, I had to complete the blood draw first.

Gu Yang frowned, he smelled something unusual from it.

Why do I need to add a blood test all of a sudden?

In particular, there were no requirements for this blood draw, and I didn't say anything about fasting or anything before.

When you come to the playground, sit down and smoke directly.

Gu Yang asked what he was doing with blood draws, and the doctor only said surprise inspection.

Surprise inspection, believe you ghost?!

There are surprise inspections of study and work, and even the gap between the rich and the poor, how can there be surprise inspections to draw blood?

Do we take advantage of the fact that the hospital is not paying attention to get AIDS?

Besides, didn't the physical examination some time ago also draw blood, and didn't that blood also be sent for testing, and do you have to take another tube from us?

Why, exactly?

Gu Yang was puzzled.