Lao Dao's face was serious, and he immediately asked: "What is the reason, if you don't say a way to convince Poor Dao, the gift that Poor Dao originally wanted to give you will not be given?" After speaking, he tilted his head, his face was tilted, and he looked arrogant.

"Did you know a man named Huang Tianhua when you were in Suzhou?" Liu Wu immediately asked.

Lao Dao tilted his head and thought for a long time and muttered: "What Huang Tianpox, although Poor Dao does know many female donors who come to admire me, but Poor Dao remembers it clearly, I have been in Suzhou for seven years, and I have never remembered a woman named Huang Tianpox, don't you want to Kuang me?" ”

"Hey, why are you full of women, the Huang Tianhua I am talking about is an old man, an old man like you, he is also a Taoist priest, and he calls himself Wong Tai Sin." Wicker added.

Lao Dao seemed to have remembered something, he suddenly slapped the door of his brain and scolded: "What Huang Daxian, it's that Huang Ergouzi who cheats money everywhere like a flower child, how did you meet him, and what did they say to you?" ”

Liu Wu said while demolishing the mourning hall: "He said that Brother Yi and Xiao Lingzi can already be sure that they are dead, and they can't see any breath of these two people in the Yang world, and you are the same, but you are a cultivator, and you can't do a mound of clothes, otherwise it will affect your ascension." ”

Lao Dao instantly gritted his teeth angrily, when he was in Suzhou, this Huang Er Dog not only robbed him of business but also robbed him of Widow Liu, who had been thinking about him for three years, and then Widow Liu couldn't resist Huang Er Gou's sugar-coated cannonball and succumbed, and Lao Dao had to become a lonely man, since then he has become a disappointment in Suzhou, and he came to Jialin, I didn't expect that after a few years, this Huang Er Dog came to Jialin again, this is still a real ghost, it seems that if you don't clean him up this time, you really can't repay the hatred of taking his wife back then.

Lao Dao asked, "Where is that Huang Ergou now?" I'm going to tear his mouth and break his legs. ”

As soon as everyone saw Lao Dao's angry appearance, they knew that Lao Dao was really angry this time, and it was estimated that there would be a big grudge, otherwise they would not have been with this.

After Zhang Yi took a sip of water, put the cup on the table, walked to Lao Dao, patted Lao Dao's shoulder, and said: "I just came back from there, and it's been half a year, we have a lot of things to do, as for the Huang Ergou in your mouth, since he has come to Jialin, he won't leave for a while, and it's not too late to clean him up in a few days." ”

Among all of them, Lao Dao is the most obedient to Zhang Yi, he thinks that he is the pawn under Zhang Yi, so he must obey Zhang Yi's words, so he nodded, recovered the angry mood just now and sat aside.

Knowing that everyone was not dead, Liu Wu's mood was much better, she stretched out her hand in front of Lao Dao and smiled: "Lao Dao, didn't you say that you have any gifts for us, take them out!" ”

When Lao Dao heard it, he immediately smiled, he once lived with the candle dragon in a cave by devouring a very delicious pill given by the candle dragon to satisfy his hunger, talking about the ball that is estimated to be a delicacy that Lao Dao can never forget for the rest of his life, the ball is not big, only the size of a ping-pong ball, but the magic is that this ball is fragrant as soon as it is taken out, and what is amazing is what you want it to taste It is what it tastes like, before coming out, Lao Dao secretly hid ten pieces on his body, Originally, I waited for the time when I was hungry after returning to the yang world, but today I was so excited that I leaked my mouth, and in this case, I had to reluctantly take out three pieces from the bag of underwear.

He raised his hand and tilted his head and said proudly: "Hmph, I can guarantee that you have never eaten such a beautiful delicacy in your life, this is given by the ancient giant god Candle Dragon, and there is no good mix with his old man to have such food, although the giant god did not say the efficacy of this food, but I can be sure that this is not only food, but also a holy thing, after eating it can make our body live longer, and the most amazing thing is that it is delicious, what you want him to taste is what he tastes, if it weren't for my friendship with everyone, I will never give these last three today. ”

Zhang Yi glanced at it from a distance and snorted and didn't move, still standing there drinking tea, and the wicker immediately arrived in front of Lao Dao at a speed of a 100-meter sprint, but then they covered their noses and withdrew their hands and asked: "Lao Dao, are you mistaken, this thing you said is really delicious in the world, why do I feel stinky?" ”

In fact, Lao Dao also felt that something was wrong at this time, when he was with Candle Dragon, every time he took out these balls, the aroma would overflow, and people couldn't help drooling, but now what floated into his nose in his hand was a disgusting smell of dry toilets, but he still thought that these three balls might have been covered for too long for a while and changed their taste, and it might be good to disperse the smell.

The wicker covered his nose and stretched out a finger to touch the palm of the old man's hand, which was round and black, a bit like a large sheep dung egg. He didn't feel that it was as tempting and delicious as the old Taoist said, nor did he feel the fragrance overflowing, but it was a strong smell, and it was getting heavier and heavier.

Lao Dao has eaten it many times, and he still remembers that delicacy, although he already feels that the taste is a little wrong, but he still said: "This thing is not eaten like this, you first think about what it tastes like, and then eat it is what it tastes like." So Lao Dao secretly thought about the taste of a bird's nest in his heart, twisted a ball with two fingers and put it in his mouth and chewed it, but the kind of bird's nest he imagined was never in his mouth through his taste buds all over his brain, but a disgusting, rotten and spoiled smell filled his mouth, in the end, he still didn't hold back, frowned, spit out, and then immediately ran to the bathroom.

Wicker and catkins saw this and immediately rushed to rejoice, Lao Dao was originally a person with a heavy taste, usually eat durian stinky tofu is a few catties of food, and then shouted delicious, but now he is disgusted by a small ball and vomits, if he eats it, he will not be able to break his liver and intestines.

Lao Dao vomited in the bathroom for more than a minute, and when he came out, his beard was messy and his face was pale, but he still held the two black balls in his hand and walked to the catkins and said: "It was really delicious at the time, I don't know how it changed its taste, it may have been covered for too long and deteriorated, I really didn't lie to you, or you can taste it" Saying that, he turned his head and said to Zhang Yi: "Xiao Zhang, you can testify, I am with the ancient giant god Candle Dragon, this thing is given by it!" ”

Zhang Yi didn't make a sound, just nodded silently, and then turned his face away and almost burst out laughing.

Seeing that Brother Yi nodded, it seems that this is really the stuff of the ancient giant gods, so such a god can never be found in the world, maybe there is also a beauty effect, so for the willow catkins who love beauty very much now, he stretched out his trembling fingers and slightly buckled a little bit on the ball in Lao Dao's hand, frowned, closed his eyes, and shouted: "Steamed dumplings with shrimp", and immediately put it in her mouth, but what followed was a quick rush, and she also rushed into the bathroom.

A few minutes later, Liu Wu's body staggered out, his pale face was still with tears on his face, and he said in a weak voice: "Old Dao, I really can't swallow it, what kind of delicious thing is this, this is the smell of a piece of, exactly the same as the smell in the dry toilet in summer, are you really not lying to me?" ”

Lao Dao was a little weak-hearted, he could be sure that this was the ball he had eaten in the days since he disappeared, but now the taste was very different from the ones he took, this one was simply hard to swallow, and it was indeed the same as what Liu Wu said, and he felt like he was fucking eating shit.

Seeing that his sister and Lao Dao were vomiting like this, Wicker didn't have the courage to try anymore, but he was a little unwilling, so he quickly walked behind Zhang Yi in a few steps, and found that Zhang Yi's body was trembling with everyone on his back.

So he grabbed Zhang Yi's shoulder and turned it around, and found that Zhang Yi's flushed face was laughing, so he asked curiously, "Brother Yi, what are you laughing at?" ”

Zhang Yi still couldn't stop laughing, he patted the table, pinched his thighs again before slowly stopping and laughing loudly: "I really can't help it, let me tell you, why do the balls you eat smell of again, because he is actually, he is the feces of the candle dragon, and the feces of the candle dragon are ball-shaped, and sheep dung eggs. The same as the child, why did Lao Dao eat deliciously, because he was hungry who didn't eat at the time, so the candle dragon used a little trick, and now there is no longer a shortage of food and clothing, so ....... ”

Before Zhang Yi finished speaking, there were bursts of vomiting sound in the room, and then footsteps sounded, and the three of them rushed to the bathroom, the sound of water, footsteps, vomiting, scolding the mother, the sound was pleasant.

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The sky was gray and foggy, a bit like a winter morning, in the fog a looming figure stood in an octagonal pavilion, she looked at a long path in front of her, and her face showed a sadness.

The path in front of him is the reincarnation gate, as long as the red clothes walk to the path with the reincarnation document in their hands, a door will appear, walk into this door, from then on, everything here has nothing to do with them, he will start from a baby again, start a new life.

According to the original idea, she was going to be reincarnated with her beloved Brother Yu, which was her thousand-year-old expectation, but in the end, this wish came true, but her Brother Yu was unwilling to go, at that moment, her fiery and excited heart became extremely cold, and now, she was the only one standing in front of the door of this reincarnation

There is no joy before reincarnation, there is no liberation from thousands of years of captivity, there is only a kind of loss and heart-wrenching pain.

Red-clothed walked out of the octagonal pavilion and stood in the milky white mist and looked around, how she wished that familiar figure appeared in this hazy mist, but .......