21. iQue Underworld
The pear blossoms brought rain, Qin Xiang couldn't stop crying, and the people around her persuaded them not to care, who hasn't missed a time? And the old man Huang Million doesn't care anymore, why should you bother with mediocrity~
Mrs. Zhang muttered a few witticisms that only women understand,
finally coaxed his daughter-in-law into laughter.
The atmosphere became cheerful again,
Shen Lang and Uncle Nine couldn't laugh out loud,
They wiped their eyes with willow leaves,
At this time, I clearly saw a cloak spreading,
The water ghost with the cold water vapor coiled all over his body was squatting at Qin Xiang's feet......
This guy's eyes are bloodshot,
The clothes are so tattered that it is difficult to cover the body,
The body is so thin that there are only bones left,
How so...... More like a monkey......
The water ghost named 'Sister' seems to be waiting for an opportunity!
Shen Lang said in a low voice, "Master, that's a water ghost." ”
Uncle Nine nodded, "Wencai, you have made a lot of progress recently, and you can even identify this kind of goods, yes, it is the water spirit, in my opinion, this one has been immersed in the river for at least thirty years." ”
Thirty years...... No wonder you look like this......
"Master......" Shen Lang made a movement to wipe his neck, "Let's coil her!" She is a ghost, and she actually came to Master Huang's birthday party arrogantly, so she doesn't take us cultivators seriously. ”
Uncle Nine didn't answer, closed his eyes slightly, pinched his fingers for a while, shook his head and said, "No solution!" The second water ghost was sent by the ghost to find the person who died, and we rashly rescued Qin Xiang, this water ghost will inevitably look for us for revenge in the future. ”
"And ......," Uncle Nine said in a low tone, "Ghosts and ghosts need to be reincarnated, and if I miss this opportunity, it must be another thirty years of hard work, karma, and I can't do anything after a hundred tried, my current method of exterminating demons can't hit her, because she carries a promise and doesn't belong to the list of evil ghosts." ”
The corners of Shen Lang's mouth were crooked, "The peach wood sword, the money sword, the gossip mirror, and the talisman are all useless?" ”
Uncle Nine shook his head, "It won't work, her appearance this time is in response to the principle of heaven and earth, and we cultivators can't interfere with her at will." ”
Shen Lang was dumbfounded, he never thought that a water ghost could be so arrogant, why could she jump like this with a creature at the bottom of the river! It's so upset for me!
Shen Lang tried his best to persuade him, "Master, you don't want Qin Xiang to die just like this, let's rescue it." ”
Uncle Nine sighed, "How can you see through karma in your previous life." ”
"I'll travel to the underworld, Wencai, you are optimistic about the body of the teacher."
"What? Oooh! ”
Click, as if out of breath,
Shen Lang embarrassedly held Uncle Jiu's body,
Now the ninth uncle only has air out and no air intake,
His eyes were closed, and he leaned back in his chair as if he was dead.
Ren Fa held the wine and smiled at Uncle Nine, "Come, Uncle Nine, I'll toast you." ”
"Woo...... Uh-huh......"
Shen Lang squatted below,
manipulate Uncle Nine's body to drink,
It's just that all the wine spilled out of his mouth.
Shen Lang secretly smacked his tongue, what the hell is the fugue underworld?
I haven't seen this trick when I've watched a movie!
Does the soul go out of the body when it says it's out of the body?
Uncle Nine is too good!
Huangfu once again returned to a group of harmony,
The maid refilled a big bowl of longevity noodles for Huang Million,
Huang Million was moved and cried,
Holding this bowl of noodles and smiling from ear to ear,
"Woo, I can finally eat it, it's too hard for me!"
Qin Xiang cleaned up her mood,
Take the sauce from the tray,
"Come on, father-in-law, I'll help you put the sauce, it's your favorite hot and sour flavor."
Huang Million licked his lips greedily, "Okay, okay, hurry up!" ”
The wind is blowing again,
Qin Xiang's movements suddenly froze,
The bowl of sauce hovered over the longevity noodles.
Huang Million is still wondering why his daughter-in-law didn't continue to fall,
Suddenly I found that my head had a slimy feeling,
Qin Xiang held the sauce bowl in one hand and slowly poured the sauce on Huang Million's head!
Huang Million wanted to cry without tears, "Please let my head go...... There were so many people on the scene...... It's okay for you to bully other people......"
With the blood light of Sen Han in his eyes, Qin Xiang smiled evilly while falling, "I wish my father-in-law an early death and early superbirth, eat noodles, eat more, after you die, my father-in-law can inherit the inheritance." ”
Mrs. Zhang rolled her eyes, "If you want to eat fart, you won't die, and the family property is mine." ”
Qin Xiang was stunned, "Huh? Is that so? ”
The body suddenly trembled for a while,
Qin Xiang's eyes returned to their former normal,
She watched her movements in despair,
Wow screamed again,
"Woohoo! How could I do such a thing?! I'm not alive! ”
Without Zhang Shufen's orders, Huang Million stood up, "It's a big fart!" I like to be covered on my head by my daughter-in-law with sticky things! Qin Xiang's daughter-in-law, don't cry, I'm not angry at all when I am a father! Hahaha, I said super happily~"
The daughters of the Huang family had crooked noses, "Damn, our father is too boneless!" ”
Mrs. Zhang's mind is like a mirror,
She had just noticed the change in the expression on Qin Xiang's face,
That kind of cold and cold expression is definitely not what his lovely daughter-in-law will show,
So-Qin Xiang must have been taken by that water ghost just now! That is, the evil spirit!
Mrs. Zhang and her son Huang Dafa glanced at each other,
Then he ordered someone to drag Qin Xiang back to the room to rest,
It took three big men to subdue Qin Xiang,
This Gu Liang is like crazy, desperately shouting that he wants to die, he wants to die, and he wants to die to apologize!
The Huang family naturally won't let the water ghost get his wish,
As long as you survive today, everything will be fine.
Mrs. Zhang ordered, "Give the guests longevity noodles, don't slack off, this matter is over." ”
"Everyone! Qin Xiang's daughter-in-law is not in a good state today, so everyone invited Haihan. ”
The guests smiled and dealt with two sentences, the family doesn't care, what do outsiders have to worry about.
However, they all admired Huang Million's courage very much, and if they were humiliated twice in a row on their birthdays, they must have quarreled early in the morning!
Yellow million with a thin yellow head,
came with Mrs. Zhang to Uncle Nine,
"Master Ninth Uncle! Is there a way to get rid of that water ghost! ”
Shen Lang made a shushing gesture, "My master is worried about your affairs, and he has already gone to the dungeon at this time, I believe there will be a reply soon." ”
Huang Dafa nodded again and again, "I know!" Go to the king of Yama to fry the golden flower, isn't it, the master of the gambling saint must be sharper! ”
The corners of Shen Lang's mouth twitched, "Uh...... Ahem...... That's pretty much what it means......"