Chapter 354: A man is not afraid of stomach pain
A song of liver and intestines broken!
As soon as the sad and painful tune was played, although Lin Dong had already stuffed strips of cloth in his ears early, it was very tight, and he couldn't even hear his own voice clearly, but it still didn't block the suona sound of the thunderclouds.
The tune was like a demon, with a strong ominous aura, invading Lin Dong's ears, and then along the nerve tissue, all the way to the whole body.
"Tears...... Tears are about to flow out......" Lin Dong's eyes were filled with tears in an instant, and his mood was extremely sad, and it was his liver and intestines that were broken.
Lin Dong couldn't help the taste of pain, he covered the position of his heart, and let out a miserable cry, "Ah...... I feel so bad. ”
People who don't know, hearing such a tragic voice, still think that some relatives in his family have passed away?
Seeing Lin Dong's painful appearance, Lei Yun smiled proudly, but he was not satisfied with this kind of emotional pain, he also wanted Lin Dong to taste the pain of his body.
As a result, the thunderclouds quickened the frequency of the blowing, and the tune became more sad and melancholy.
"Hey, hey, a vicious curse! Thundercloud cursed in his heart.
After a while, listening to the tune, Lin Dong suddenly knelt on the ground, holding his stomach, his face was pale, cold sweat flowed from his forehead, and his body twitched even more, only to see him fall to the ground, his limbs curled up, and shouted: "My stomach, my stomach hurts so much." ”
Lin Dong's stomach only felt a sudden and severe abdominal pain, the pain was like a knife drill, like a needle prick, like a burn, like a twist!
"Fuck, what are you sighing about, why don't you hurry up and get the money out, Rory, don't you want Lao Tzu to invite you to another glass of wine!" Listening to the merchant's sigh, the lean man came up and slapped him, urging him to hurry up and get the money.
After being beaten, the vendor quickly handed over his baggage and money bag.
"It's really a lazy donkey, cheap! If you don't fight, you won't be fast. The man shook the money bag in his hand and said with a reprimand.
The robbers searched their bodies one by one for money, and no one was spared, and not a penny was missed!
At this time, he found a villager with a bamboo basket on his back, rummaged through his clothes, but did not find a copper plate, and the lean man suddenly became angry, first slapped the villager hard, and then scolded:
"Fuck, you don't even bring a copper plate when you're out of the house?
After the villager was slapped in the face, he was frightened, and hurriedly begged for mercy, saying, "This good man, I dare not disrespect you." But I really don't have any money on me, otherwise, you can take these wild vegetables in my bamboo basket. ”
Squinting his eyes, he glanced at the wild vegetables in the farmer's bamboo basket, the thin man snorted lightly at the corner of his mouth, and kicked the villager's bamboo basket down with a single leg lift, and after the bamboo basket rolled a few times, the wild vegetables were instantly scattered to the ground.
The thin man spat and scolded: "Damn, you dare to give us a basket of wild vegetables? Are you calling Hanako? Do you say that you don't respect us? Tell you, you are good and grandfathers all want to eat meat, who the eats wild vegetables!"
Seeing the ferocity of the robbers, the villager was frightened, and he bent down again and again, and explained, "Lords, I only have these wild vegetables, otherwise I won't give them to you." ”
"Damn, there's no money! Tell you, poor countryman, we also have rules in Fengyun Cottage, it is 'thieves don't go empty, thieves must take it', but whoever comes out to rob, no matter who we meet, we have to rob something and take it away." The lean man looked up and down at the villager, who was dressed in coarse linen clothes and wore a pair of straw sandals on his feet. ”
"Uncle, my clothes are worthless. Hearing this, the villager immediately panicked and said.
"I still need you to say that Lao Tzu also knows that your ragged clothes are worthless. However, it is still okay to bring it back to the cottage to barely make a rag to wipe your feet. As he spoke, the two men had forcibly ripped off the villager's clothes, and the villager could not resist, and the villager was naked, showing off his thin and rugged body.
Looking at the pitiful appearance of the villager, Yang Ming's heart suddenly became angry, and he scolded angrily: "Bastard, it's simply inhumane, even the poor who don't have money are spared, and they have to tear off other people's clothes." ”
Scolding quietly, Yang Ming couldn't help but clench his fists, if this was a normal time, Yang Ming would have made a move, but now their identities are disguised business travelers, and when they left Jiang Guo, Shen Mo told him that no matter what happened, Yang Ming and the other seven students would definitely not be able to make a move, unless Shen Mo and the other seven guards were dead!
The lean man continued to scavenge for money, cursing and swearing, apparently dissatisfied with the looted money.
"Damn, it's really unlucky, why are they all a bunch of poor ghosts! It's okay to have a handsome little lady, you can't grab the money, it's good to rob a woman, it's really uncomfortable!"
At this time, his eyes looked behind him, and he happened to see Yang Ming and the others, and the eyes of the lean man instantly enlarged, shining brightly, as if he had seen a box of gold, and laughed: "Alas, there are still a few horseback riders here! As the saying goes, those who can ride big horses must be rich people." ”
The lean man walked directly past the dozen pedestrians in front of him, and walked straight to the front of Yang Ming and the other teams. He smiled and grinned, and his mouse eyes narrowed into a slit, and said, "Look at your outfits, and you are still riding a big horse, you should be a business horse team." ”
Hearing this, Shen Mo smiled slightly, nodded and replied, "Hehe, you're right, we are traders in business. ”
"Hehe, the vendor is good, when you go out to do business, you must have a lot of silver with you!" Listening to Shen Mo's answer, the lean man grinned and continued, "You are businessmen, you have smart brains, you should also know the rules of this road, you have to leave the money to buy the road when you pass by, hurry up and hand over the silver." ”
The lean man stretched out his right hand, hooked his fingers, and said with a lewd smile.
Shen Mo frowned, and then said, "Oh, I'm sorry, we don't have any money on us." ”
Hearing this, the lean man instantly blew his beard and glared, and immediately became angry, and he shouted: "No money? Grandma's! Stinky old man, who the are you fooling? People digging wild vegetables say that they have no money, but Lao Tzu can still believe it." You're riding tall horses, well-dressed, and you don't have any money on you, old man, not only are you disrespecting us, you're fucking humiliating my intelligence. ”
"Listen, old man, hand over the money honestly, or I will let you not only not save the money, but also throw your life here. The lean man threatened.
The more fierce the lean man is, the more easy-going Shen Mo becomes, even very calm, as if he is playing with his grandson, Shen Mo smiled and pretended to explain: "Alas, you don't know, although we are riding big horses, but these big horses are all raised by ourselves." Furthermore, we have come out to sell goods, and the goods have not been sold, and we have not made any money, so of course we have no money on us. ”
Listening to Shen Mo's explanation, the thin man didn't appreciate it at all, and he said viciously: "Stinky old man, you are really shameless, you treat me as a fool, will you believe your nonsense? But if I find a penny from you, I will cut you with a knife, and if I find a penny or two, I will cut off one of your hands. ”
"Someone, search for me!" After speaking, the lean man shouted to his men.
"Okay, second master. The two men with knives nodded, put the big knives on their shoulders, took big strides, and walked arrogantly in front of Shen Mo, and then stretched out their hands to search Shen Mo's clothes.
"Ugh yo ......"
As soon as the two subordinates stretched out their hands, before they touched Shen Mo's clothes, the two of them were kicked out at the same time, their bodies rubbed against the road, and they slid out ten meters away, and then they stopped in embarrassment, and immediately, a mouthful of blood spurted out of the throats of the two.