Chapter 9: Scumbag
Xia Wuji smiled and said: "Old naughty boy, you first lost the second volume of the Nine Yin True Scripture, and then learned the martial arts of the previous volume, and you have already destroyed your senior brother's entrustment, so now hand over the upper volume to me, in fact, it is nothing." ”
"No, no, it's not going to work out anything." Although Zhou Botong was shaken, his head still shook like a rattle.
Since this is the case, it is no wonder that the Sprinkle family is ruthless.
Xia Wuji smiled and groaned: "Four machines, the mandarin duck weaving wants to fly double, poor white head before the old, spring waves and green grass......"
As soon as these words came out, Zhou Botong's face turned pale in an instant, his whole body was trembling, and his gaze at Xia Wuji gradually became wrong.
"Rong'er, this poem brings this very interesting story, let me tell you about it. In the future, when we travel to the rivers and lakes, we can also pass it on to those storytellers, so that everyone in the world knows about it. ”
Xia Wuji was smiling, while Zhou Botong was trembling, his face was pale, and cold sweat was like rain, as if someone had poured a pound of sugar mixed with a bag of arsenic sugar water.
"Okay, I like to listen to Brother Ouyang's stories the most." Huang Rong clapped her hands and laughed.
"This time, the story starts with Emperor Duan of Dali......"
"Stop, stop, stop!" Zhou Botong screamed, wanting to cry without tears.
This little Huang Rong is already eccentric, if she knows about the ugly thing again, she will not be teased and teased by her.
If you tell it to those storytellers, let everyone in the north and south of the country know about it, then his old naughty boy will only die.
"Wow, you're a little poison, much more poisonous than your uncle's old poison. Coupled with this ancient spirit little Huang Rong, the old naughty boy is really afraid of you. ”
Zhou Botong sighed, helpless, had to return to the depths of the cave, and after some trouble, handed Xia Wuji a cloth baggage, opened it and saw that it was the first volume of the Nine Yin True Scripture.
Xia Wuji confirmed that it was correct, looked at Zhou Botong who was depressed, and comforted him.
"My father-in-law has obtained this Nine Yin True Scripture, most of them are going to burn it, to comfort my mother-in-law, don't worry about falling into the hands of traitors, old urchin, you can be regarded as completing half of your brother's entrustment. And from now on, you don't have to stay in the cave, the sky is high and the earth is wide, and you can be at ease, wouldn't it be happy? ”
"Wonderful, wonderful, why didn't I think of this." The old naughty boy clapped his hands and laughed, and rolled happily at the thought of escaping from Peach Blossom Island.
"By the way, little poison, who is your father-in-law?" The old naughty boy giggled for a moment, and suddenly thought of a question again: "It can't be Huang Laoxi." ”
Xia Wuji smiled: "You are finally smarter, it is his old man." ”
"So...... You two...... Do you want to prepare to get married and get married? The old naughty boy looked at Xia Wuji and Huang Rong back and forth, with strange eyes.
Huang Rong's cheeks flew over a blush, which was more beautiful than peach blossoms, but she said generously: "Yes, we are exactly" to visit the church to get married, and when the time comes, we will also invite the old urchin to drink the wedding wine. ”
Instead of congratulating, the old urchin sighed: "It's a pity, it's a pity. ”
Huang Rong was curious: "What is a pity? ”
"It's a pity that this little poison has excellent swordsmanship and strong skills, even if my senior brother is so old, he can't beat him, but now he has a daughter-in-law." The old urchin looked sorry.
Xiao Huang Rong was a little angry and pinched her pink fist: "Old naughty boy, what are you talking nonsense again?" ”
The old naughty boy said with a serious face: "I didn't talk nonsense, women are trouble, she wants you to accompany her carefully, coax her, and from time to time be coquettish and mess around, so that you can't concentrate on cultivation." Martial arts can bring happiness to people, while women don't, they only have trouble. ”
Finally, he glanced at Xia Wuji regretfully: "For a swordsman like Little Poison, this is even more so." woman, it will only affect the speed at which he draws his sword. ”
This old naughty boy is a scumbag and a super steel straight man.
Needless to say, there is no need to say much about the bad debt between the old naughty boy and Aunt Ying, and this guy has been trapped on Peach Blossom Island by Huang Yaoshi for fifteen years, and he can't get out of the relationship.
When Huang Yaoshi's beloved wife died, he happened to meet an old naughty boy who came to seek scriptures, and he loved that wife very much, and he was mentally disordered and talked nonsense.
The old naughty boy said: "You are a person who practices martial arts, and you take the love of husband and wife so seriously, and you are not afraid of laughing at people?" ”
Huang Yaoshi said: "My lady is different. ”
The old urchin clapped his hands and laughed: "You are dead, madam, you are just concentrating on practicing, if you change me, it is exactly what you want!" The sooner my wife dies, the better. Congratulations, congratulations! ”
provoked Huang Yaoshi to be angry, so he started to fight with him, and he was trapped on Peach Blossom Island for fifteen years.
Xiao Huang Rong was also angry at this time, stomped her feet and said: "Daddy has a mother, it's not that I beat you to my knees and beg for mercy, Brother Ouyang has me, and I won't lose to you at a young age, you are purely crooked, nonsense." ”
The old urchin laughed proudly: "I just had a fight with the little poison, and I realized that Huang Laoxie is no longer my opponent." I fought with my hands, and they were two old naughty boys. Huang Laoxie can beat an old naughty boy, but he can't beat two old naughty boys. As for the little poison, it can't be used in the cave, and he relies on the power of his weapon, if he fights outside, he is not my opponent. ”
This is also true, if you let go of the fight, this old urchin is already the top master in the world, plus both hands fighting, Xia Wuji and Huang Laoxie are not necessarily his opponents.
However, force is not always the best option. Xia Wuji said with a smile: "Four machines, the mandarin duck weaving wants to fly ......"
"Don't read it, don't read it." The old naughty boy suddenly covered his ears, shook his head, and shook his head, like a monkey who was recited a mantra, and he almost rolled on the ground: "Little poison, the old naughty boy admits defeat, don't read it." ”
Xiao Huang Rong blinked curiously, but she didn't know what kind of spell this was, which could make the old naughty boy bow his head and admit defeat obediently.
Haosheng played a trick on the old naughty boy, Xia Wuji smiled again and asked Huang Rong to leave first, and then put away his smile and said: "Old naughty boy, do you know that after you left, Aunt Ying gave birth to a child for you." ”
Zhou Botong trembled, his face turned pale, and even his words trembled: "Shishsh...... Is it? Are you serious? ”
Xia Wuji said: "It's a pity that he died again." ”
Zhou Botong's mind was blank.
After a while, when Zhou Botong's mood eased up a little, Xia Wuji concisely sneaked Qiu Qianren into the Dali Palace, slapped the baby, Duan Huangye refused to save people because of jealousy, and Aunt Ying was white-headed before she was old, and she said about leaving Dali.
"Aunt Ying now lives in Black Dragon Pond in Wuzhixia, whether you want to go to her or not, it's up to you."
Xia Wuji didn't bother to care about their stupid men and women, and told him about Aunt Ying, which was regarded as returning the love of the "Nine Yin True Scripture".
After that, he ignored the stunned and speechless Zhou Botong, and as soon as his body showed his skills, his body flew lightly, as if he was in the void, and after a few ups and downs, he disappeared.