Verse 56: Know what I want by day and night

Everyone glanced at him on the side and said with a smile: "Brother Bai, you just sit here, don't do anything, and are you embarrassed to say cool things?" Lao Bai said proudly: "Hmph! This is not a cool word, don't look at the master of Sanzhai is so fierce, poisonous snakes and mice are not afraid, there can still be something to restrain her! Everyone was tickled by his foolish hearts, pestering him and asking, "What the hell is it, don't sell it." Lao Bai smiled: "It's not interesting to tell you at this time, wait, I'll take you to watch a good show!" ”

Lao Bai turned around and went to the kitchen, there was a large pot of haggis that had been washed on the ground, Lao Bai originally wanted to use it to make soup for everyone to eat fresh, and also wanted to use meat puree to fill the lamb intestines can be made into meat sausage steamed for everyone to taste, if it is delicious, you can also take it out to do business and eat fresh, but at this time the scene in the kitchen is not easy to depict in detail, and it can be omitted here. Lao Bai took out a piece of freshly washed sheep intestines from the basin on the ground, picked the thinnest part and cut it into a long section more than four inches long, held it in his hand and said to everyone with a smile: "It can scare the master of Sanzhai into a soul." ”

Xiao Wei was fighting with everyone over there, although many people joined the battle for food, but Xiao Wei's strength seemed to be endless, and he didn't see half a minute of fatigue and negligence after fighting for a long time, but it seemed to be moving his muscles and bones, and he was more courageous, even Mei Yuexue on the side was surprised, he even suspected that he was dazzled, and couldn't help but look at his hands, and thought to himself: "If she really wants to fight with me, I'm afraid my bones will be demolished by her!" When he thought of this, he couldn't help but be a little afraid, fortunately this woman was still reasonable, and fortunately he had pitied her for her reason, if he accidentally annoyed her completely, the consequences would be really unimaginable! Mei Yuexue suddenly felt a chill on her back, straight through her head from the soles of her feet, thinking that his father, General Lin, and Gu Wangye, the three of them tried their best to send him out, if he had a conflict with Xiao Wei because of a moment of righteous indignation, and folded himself in her hands, wouldn't it be too wretched?

Mei Yuexue shivered coldly, shook her head and sighed: "The rivers and lakes are sinister, the rivers and lakes are sinister!" ”

Just as he was amazed, he suddenly saw Lao Bai and the others carrying something with a drawer of cloth, sneakily slipping over. Lao Bai grabbed Lao Tie, who was knocked out of the circle, and whispered a few words, Lao Tie's big ring eyes suddenly widened, Lao Bai showed him the things in the drawer, Lao Tie's eyes were as if they were about to fall out, Lao Bai smiled and said a few words to him, Lao Tie's eyes gurgled a few times, and gradually lit up.

Lao Tie said a few more words to Lao Bai, then took the bag and glanced in the direction of Xiao Wei shyly.

Mei Yuexue thought secretly in her heart, there is a saying: "Yin guns are easy to dodge, and dark arrows are difficult to defend." "I'm afraid that this group of people can't beat her, so let's have some idea to get rid of her. He hooked the corners of his lips, hugged his shoulders, and leaned against the doorframe to watch the excitement.

Lao Tie squeezed forward through the gap and shouted, "Look at my big worm! Immediately, his hand shook, Xiao Wei thought that he was about to punch him, but even if he waved his palm to block, he unexpectedly threw out a long and white thing with his fist, and threw it directly on the top of Xiao Wei's head with a high ponytail. Xiao Wei really changed her face all of a sudden, panicked, screamed and didn't dare to move, but she didn't dare to reach out and pinch it, and the drooping section was rubbing against her forehead, cold silk, slimy, soft, and dripping down vigorously, which was really weird.

"Hurry, hurry...... Help me get it down! ”

Mei Yuexue couldn't bear to look at Xiao Wei when she saw Xiao Wei's embarrassment, shook her head and sighed: "This group of guys wants to harm you, how can they help you take it down, what a fool!" ”

In the end, everyone took advantage of her unpreparedness and knocked her down from behind, and the sheep intestines on her head were taken away by everyone.

Xiao Weihua was trembling and trembling, and she couldn't care about the bets, so she immediately got up from the ground, and she actually had goosebumps all over her body, everyone saw that she was scared, and teased her with that piece of sheep intestines, so scared that Xiao Wei hid behind everyone, Mei Yuexue saw that she was embarrassed, and she happened to be full of excitement, so she walked up quickly and said: "You have to spare people and spare people, if you don't stop, you will be punished!" Only then did everyone stop and salute him respectfully: "Lord of the village." ”

Xiao Wei took the opportunity to hide behind him, and Chu Chu pleaded pitifully: "Dazhai Lord help!" They bullied me. ”

Mei Yuexue sneered: "Bullying you? Hmph, if it weren't for my good training, wouldn't all of these brothers be beaten by you? Do you know now that you're pretending to be pitiful? ”

Xiao Wei poked his head out from behind him in surprise, and said without tears: "Isn't it Mei Yuexue, don't you know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade?" Mei Yuexue turned to her and said, "Then you have to be 'Xiangyu' first!" Xiao Wei gritted her teeth and pointed at Mei Yuexue and said, "Okay! You dead men, I don't care about you, I can admit defeat, and I can also invite the sauce duck, but you must also be punished, because you have used three indiscriminate tricks against me! ”

Mei Yuexue looked at Lao Bai and asked, "What is it that you use?" ”

Lao Bai smiled: "The sheep intestines have been cleaned!" Lao Bai was about to walk forward with the sheep intestines, and wanted to hand it to Mei Yuexue to show him, Xiao Wei immediately poked his head out from behind Mei Yuexue and pointed at him and shouted: "If you dare to come over, I will dare to kick you back, don't say that I didn't warn you!" After saying that, he immediately retracted again. Lao Bai smiled and said, "Okay, I won't move." ”

Mei Yuexue said with a smile: "The master of Sanzhai can catch the moon in the sky, and he can catch turtles in the sea, and he is not afraid of anything, how do you know that she will be afraid of this thing?" Lao Bai smiled: "The first time we dealt with the owner of Sanzhai, we knew that she was afraid of insects, last year I made a sausage for a while, I found that the owner of Sanzhai hated the bloody and slimy scene in the kitchen, since then I have known, she is most afraid of the kind of weird-looking, soft and sticky, soft and soft flesh things, as long as I see it, I will be restless and get goosebumps." ”

Mei Yuexue turned her head to Xiao Wei and said: "Finding the enemy's weakness and using all methods to disturb the enemy's mind, in my opinion, is not inferior to the three abuses, this is called wit." ”

The brothers laughed for a while, Xiao Wei laughed angrily, pointed at Mei Yuexue and said, "Okay, okay, I will lose this time." But I'm not happy to play today, they are not enough for me to fight, do you want to try it? ”

Seeing this, Mei Yuexue's face immediately changed, and she said with a smile: "Ah, why are you so unfunny, I'm joking with you." Then he turned to the other brothers and said, "Look at it, tonight's exam!" Seeing that everyone was about to sigh and sigh with a face full of unconvinced, Mei Yuexue immediately turned her back to Xiao Wei and quietly made a gesture of closing her eyebrows at them, and pretended to be arrogant in her mouth: "Don't hurry up and work, otherwise you won't have to eat dinner!" ”

The relationship between them is very different from a year ago, they have experienced several times of cooperation, and they have a certain tacit understanding with each other, as soon as Mei Yuexue finished speaking, they pretended to be very scared and ran away, Mei Yuexue turned around and said to Xiao Wei flatteringly with a smile: "I punished them." ”

Xiao Wei had already seen from the change in Lao Tie's expressions that Mei Yuexue had given them a look, and she glanced at him angrily and said, "You men really don't have a good thing!" Mei Yuexue immediately smiled and was stunned, in his heart, the man Xiao Wei hated the most should be Zhao Baiquan, so he comforted Xiao Wei and said: "He did lose you and caused you to suffer a lot of grievances, but you can't beat all our men to death with a stick, this is ...... Don't say it, I'm still very good to you! It's still kind to you, why did you forget it so quickly! ”

Xiao Wei heard him talk about these old accounts with himself, and raised his eyebrows and said, "Ha, don't hope to repay your kindness, this is still what you taught everyone." Now you have to settle this favor account with me, which shows that you are also a false Taoist! With that, he turned and went in the direction of his room.

Mei Yuexue chased after her and said, "I didn't say that I wanted you to repay the favor, it's always okay to be polite to me!" ”

Xiao Wei said angrily: "You all bully me, and you still want me to be polite to you?" I have this temper, I love to hold grudges, there are sores on the top of my head and pus on the soles of my feet, and it is so bad that it is terrible, you don't have to teach me, I won't listen to you anyway, if you really can't get used to me, then I'll leave, anyway, I made a lot of money. ”

Mei Yuexue saw that her temper came up again, so she hurriedly joked and teased her: "Eh! Don't be in a hurry to talk big, it's not too late to talk about how much money you have left after inviting the sauce duck first. Xiao Wei immediately stopped, and slashed at Mei Yuexue fiercely with a pair of eyes, so angry that she couldn't smile bitterly.

Mei Yuexue also stopped and said with a smile: "All the people in our village are jackals, tigers and leopards, if you feed them with meat, they can eat you alive." Hehe, when you run out of money, you won't have to come to me? Therefore, your trick of saying and leaving will not threaten me at all, because there is no good person like me in the world, and you have no money but to come to me. Mei Yuexue spread her hands out, her expression was extremely proud, Xiao Wei finally couldn't help laughing, continued to walk, and said angrily: "Don't be complacent, I took refuge in you to see that you are a bully, but don't think that it is a good thing to keep me." ”

Mei Yuexue smiled: "Look at you, so I'm a good person, I look at your temper, I can't wait to bully everyone in the world, but if you bully others, others want to fight back, if you bully me, I will never fight back, because I know that if you bully someone, you don't really want to bully him." ”

Xiao Wei suddenly felt sweet in her heart, she turned her head to look at Mei Yuexue's eyes and said, "Oh, how do you know." ”

Mei Yuexue said: "Let's get along day and night, I know best who you are." ”

Xiao Wei stared at Mei Yuexue with a mysterious expression and smiled: "Oh, since that's the case, then guess why I was angry when I came back from outside today?" ”

Mei Yuexue thought for a while and said, "I guess it's Zhou Wenlian who can make you so angry!" ”

Xiao Wei was shocked.

Mei Yuexue said: "Oh, it's actually not difficult to guess, I met him pestering you once before, what did he do to make you angry like this this time, you didn't beat him?" ”

Xiao Wei blinked his eyes and said, "Well-although I'm angry with him, I can't beat him for this matter." ”

Mei Yuexue blurted out and asked, "Huh? He doesn't want to marry you, does he? ”

"Wow, Lord Dazhai, Zhuge Liang is not as accurate as you in the world!" Xiao Wei couldn't wait to pounce on him and hug him.

"I'll go! He's blind, hahaha......" Mei Yuexue looked up to the sky and laughed wildly.

Xiao Wei immediately kicked him and scolded: "You are blind, I am so good, why is he blind when he sees me?" ”

"Wow, isn't it, as soon as they confessed to you, you started to protect others, it's really inhumane to the opposite sex!"

Although these modern words were taught to them by Xiao Wei a long time ago, everyone thought they were dialects, and they didn't think it was strange, so a few funny words can be used to this day.

Xiao Wei saw that he was happy, and he was so angry that he suddenly became angry, and roared: "The eight characters haven't been skimmed yet, which eye of yours saw me protecting him." Mei Yuexue laughed so hard that her stomach hurt, she was in no mood to pay attention to her, and said to herself: "That guy sent you a portrait and food again, it's really hard for you......"

"Laugh, dead man, I'...... I make you laugh! Xiao Wei stepped on Mei Yuexue's feet hard, Mei Yuexue immediately couldn't laugh in pain, and she was embarrassed to shout, her face was red, she couldn't catch up with Xiao Wei now, so she had to sit on the ground and look at her back, muttering and scolding: "Always so fierce to me, if you are so fierce to Zhou Wenlian, see if he dares to marry you!" Cut! ”