But one cannot deal with drunkards. Because what you say, he will not hear it because the wind is too strong. Erlang gritted his teeth and brought hot water to the board to clean it, and slept directly, regardless of the board.

When the board saw Erlang who was sleeping and ignored people, he flattened his mouth and poked Erlang, "Erlang, I'm so uncomfortable." ”

Jiro ignored it and pretended to be asleep.

The board carried a small grievance: "I want to vomit." ”

Jiro hurriedly jumped up and took the basin and put it on the chin of the board. The board was silly and came with a big smile. Jiro took a deep breath and told himself not to be grumpy. There is no way to reason with a drunkard.

How can we not make a fuss?

Jiro pursed his lips and looked at the board.

Banzi smiled shyly: "Good brother, don't look at me like this." I am a man with a daughter-in-law. Can't mess around with you. Ha ha... You're still single! ”

"I have a daughter-in-law! There is a daughter-in-law! My daughter-in-law is sleeping with your daughter-in-law! "Erlang fried hair.

The board trembled: "My daughter-in-law and your daughter-in-law are sleepy?" No, I'm going to separate them. You're a fool, you're all married and you sleep alone. Even if you and I are brothers, you can't stick to me. ”

Jiro: "......." stared at the board with an expressionless face.

After believing in your wickedness, he drove his daughter-in-law away in the end. Not at all conscious. He's masochistic, take a good trip, and take care of drunks.

The board struggled to get up and plop under the bed. Jiro exhaled and sat up helplessly. Banzi also smiled at his aunt, patted Erlang on the shoulder and shouted, "Good brother, be angry." You'll be my brother from now on! ”

Erlang was expressionless: "Thank you, you are not my brother, you are my uncle, my cousin." ”

The board cried: "No, you are my brother." I don't have any stones, I can't live without you. Pulling Erlang and not letting go, he pulled Erlang over and pushed him over and shook it. shook Erlang's face and was loveless.

Jiro: "No, you can." You can live without me, and what you can't do without is your daughter-in-law. Uncle, go to sleep! "People are going to be tossed and crazy!

"Sleep. Sleep, I forgot something. The board grabbed his hair, "Ah~ daughter-in-law! Sleep with your daughter-in-law. Get out! ”

Erlang capitalized groove.

As soon as I said sleep, I thought of your daughter-in-law, and now you toss me! Jiro dragged the board and pressed it down without moving. Then he covered the eyelids of the board with his hand and forced him to sleep.

When I closed my eyes, I really fell asleep on the board that I couldn't open.

Jiro, Jiro breathed a sigh of relief.

Finally sleep!

The next day, Erlang stared cross-legged at the wine-smelling board, the board memory returned, and Erlang smiled dryly.

Erlang patted the bed board: "Tell me, what's going on." "It's as miserable as falling out of love, so sad.

"Hey, hey...", the board scratched his scalp, "this... It was I who found out that the stone and their family were making false accounts. Money and goods don't match. They didn't know that my daughter-in-law kept accounts every day. The difference is not big, just a few hundred texts. It's not a lot of money, but it's a few hundred dollars a month, which is a bit disgusting. I also have some... Fear. "I'm afraid of being cheated again! The thief shouts the scene of catching the thief, and the singer often sings.

Erlang held his forehead, looking helpless: "I have already let you quit." If you quit, don't worry, the stone won't last long. ”

"Huh?" The board was a little confused.

The old god Erlang was saying: "You can rest assured that you can withdraw, the stone will not last long." At most, it will collapse in half a year, and he won't have any pants left. ”