"No, no, no, I just wanted to joke with the two of you."

"I didn't expect Mr. Gan to be calmer than I thought, so I decided to add another million in terms of compensation."

"It's two million in total, just a sincere apology for being rude just now."

The American in front of him speaks with a European-style humorous attitude, which sets off his maturity and sophistication.

It's just that the fair skin on the face is a little immature, which makes me a little unpredictable for a while.

At first, I didn't understand what the environment was, until the fat man asked the others and came back to tell me.

"It's very close to Panshan, and it took them a month to dig a cave in a barren mountain to use as a base for this operation."

There were no less than twenty people in the group, most of them young people, and no one knew what they were looking for.

The American Caucasian led by him was very vigilant, and in addition to that, they even found an old Taoist in Wutai Mountain.

Lao Dao was rumored to be so miraculous that he had to wear a torn Taoist robe even when he slept, and no one had ever seen him take it off.

After figuring out all this, I knew in my heart that this group of people must have come for the antiques in the Panshan tomb.

The so-called "base" was excavated in an extremely large area, and the empty cave was not only covered with a dozen rooms, but even prepared a lot of daily necessities.

The cave room is connected to a large lounge with a variety of food, and they even sing and party at night.

Because half of the team are foreign women with hot bodies, this time it can't help but arouse the fat man's strong interest.

The foreign girl is blonde and blue-eyed, and she is dressed in a hot mountaineering costume to show her body curves at a glance, except for the mysterious old Taoist priest, the fat man and I have never met in the cave so far.

Regarding the authenticity of Taoist priests, I have always maintained a half-understanding level.

"Alas, fat man, I said that you have been single for more than half a year, and you have never thought about finding a stepmother for Xiaoya, now that you have such a good opportunity, why don't you care at all."

The fat man looked down and sighed, as if he was feeling sorry for me, he had already asked for the phone numbers of 5 girls this night, and was about to make a phone porridge in the second half of the night.

"Go, go, don't disturb my daughter's sleep!"

I pushed him away with a smile for a while, thinking back on the experience of the past few days, I always feel that they are more like a group of hairy boys from abroad.

It wasn't until the third day that I finally mustered up the courage to carry Xiaoya into the cave square where they were partying, and many foreign girls put down their wine glasses.

As if he had seen some novel continent, he pinched and rubbed Xiaoya's face, but there were still others who looked at it with curious eyes.

"This is the expedition..., he... How did he bring the child here? ”

I sat in the corner and tasted the red wine with my glass alone, the foreigner's mind is very unique, but the fat man and I really did not receive any "special" care during this time.

Everyone regarded me as a companion, and the fat man even secretly lent Xiaoya out to flirt with his sister.

At night, I sat alone at the entrance of the cave and was stunned, and the moon above me seemed to have never been so close to me.

Until a beautiful blonde girl from abroad slowly walked up to me and sat down quietly.

His eyes boldly probed my appearance, and after a while, he finally spoke.

"I heard that your ex-wife is Japanese."

Her wavy curls touched my skin from time to time.

And I was silent, and the cicadas in my ears seemed to echo in the fragments of memories half a year ago.

"Is Panshan really as scary as you say... You... Why. ”

"Why are you not interested in me at all, and you don't even bother to look at it..."

I woke up from my memories and suddenly found a blonde and blue-eyed beauty beside me, and I was stunned from the bottom of my heart.

"What happened to my ex-wife was told to you by a fat man?"

"This guy."

The girl next to her frowned, her tall and snow-long white legs were particularly eye-catching in the moonlight, and sure enough, she still responded to the fat man's words after drinking yesterday.

"European and American women have their own unique charm, but you don't know it, otherwise when you meet Xiaoyue and a foreign female nurse at the same time, you will definitely be entangled in which one to choose."

Xiao Yue is like a wound in my heart, I have never shared it with anyone, but the fat guy is too bold.

I cursed the fat man from the bottom of my heart, but the blonde beauty next to me looked at me more and more with strange eyes.

"You... Don't you have something to say to me, why do I feel the initiative... In your hands. ”

"What... What".

The girl in front of me squinted at me in very lame Chinese, and for a moment I seemed to understand something and asked.

"Who told you that?"

"Your fat friend..., he said you were pitiful and begged me to come and comfort you."

"He farts!"

I scolded angrily and turned back to the fat man to settle the account, but vaguely found the blonde girl behind me stunned in place, as if thinking about something.

When I knew that the fat man had secretly signed an agreement with the white American behind my back, I instantly understood that this trip to the mountains was a must-go.

After carnival in the cave for half a month, the fat man and I finally visited the Wutai Mountain Dao Chief, who was very hidden and rumored to be a god.

During this period, several young foreign people who looked a little immature even apologized to me, saying that the last time they kidnapped me and the fat man was a joke, and said that it was a bad idea from the American little white face.

I took a closer look and found that they were really not very old, but then I didn't ask much, after all, the initiative was in our hands.

If it weren't for the fat man's greed for the $2 million and the signing of a bullshit agreement, I could have left with Xiaoya at any time.

Stepping gently into the cave, a calm and dirty old man came into view, and he seemed to be a little puzzled by the visit of me and the fat man.

is also going to Panshan to rob the tomb, I am not only a little puzzled, what is the American looking for a Taoist priest to do?

Could it be that he is planning to do a transcendent ritual for the Yan Clan's Doubtful Tomb?

"What are you doing here to find the poor road?"

Listening to the old Taoist question in front of me who opened his eyes slightly, the fat man and I couldn't answer for a while, this guy really treats himself as a green onion.

At the critical moment, I remembered the record of the Xiangxi Corpse King in Wu Laogou's diary, and then I couldn't help but ask curiously.

"Dao Chief, do you think there are really zombies in this world?"

The fat man was stunned for a moment, and then he couldn't help but express his admiration and praise for me from his eyes.

The old man in front of him pondered for a while, and then closed his eyes and responded.

"People have three souls and seven spirits, and the ancient book "Zi Buyu" said that the soul of man is good but evil, and the soul of man is foolish."

The fat man couldn't help but ask, "What do you mean?" ”

"Let's just say that when a person's soul leaves the body, but the spirit remains in the body, the body may become a ghost zombie, especially if the person is buried in a cold place after death, there will be a corpse transformation."

"Believe it or not, the place where the ancient battlefield sofa is extremely yin is now the horn of the phoenix, so the wetland and zombies have also disappeared."

I listened to the explanation of the old Tao in front of me, and I couldn't help but snort coldly in my heart, and said in my heart, what era is this, if it had been ten years ago, I would have to arrest you.