Wrong?

My outstretched arm stiffened and quickly retracted.

Then, Hu Yao couldn't help but say, pulled me and ran downstairs.

Whew~

Aunt Mei's family lives in a western-style building and there is no elevator.

I didn't feel anything.

On the contrary, it was Hu Yao, his head was full of sweat, and his breath was uneven.

It's no wonder that Hu Yao, this guy, is estimated to be no less than 250 pounds.

It was not easy to go up to the 4th floor in one go.

"What's wrong?"

It's just that I don't have time to wait until I can breathe better.

After all, I have long suspected this Aunt Mei.

But Hu Yao didn't even enter the door now, so he said that there was a problem, which confirmed my guess even more.

Therefore, I am now eager to know about Hu Yao's discovery.

The reason is very simple: Qin Suyu is still at Aunt Mei's house.

"You have ...... Have you noticed that the two couplets on the left and right sides of Aunt Mei's house are not? ”

Hu Yao gasped, but he still spoke intermittently.

Couplet?

When Hu Yao said this, I also remembered it.

Like ordinary people, Aunt Mei's house does have couplets.

It's just that I wasn't in the mood to observe these things just now, so I just glanced at them and didn't take them to heart.

"There's a problem with that couplet?"

"Nonsense, otherwise Lao Tzu can ...... Can you get you back? ”

With a blank look at me, Hu Yao took a few hard breaths before he felt the cigarette.

Throw one to me, light another one myself, suck in and say:

"Didn't you notice? The couplets of her family, the upper couplets are good and good are rewarded for evil. ”

"It's not that the time has not come."

"Horizontal criticism: punish evil and promote good!"

"What's the problem?"

I'm a little confused, what's wrong with this?

I didn't feel it.

Indeed, this couplet is indeed somewhat unusual.

Other people's couplets are written with congratulatory words, but Aunt Mei's is this kind of word.

But this can only say that this Aunt Mei is eccentric, and it can't be evidence that Aunt Mei has a problem, right?

"You stupid X, do you know what the criticism of the ghost gate is? That's it! ”

Death?

As soon as I heard these three words, Rao was already "well-informed", but I was still shocked.

I still have some impressions of the ghost gate, growing so big.

There is a way that the ghost door is closed, the ghost door is closed, ten people go, and nine don't return!

It is said that those who enter the ghost gate, whether it is a ghost or a person, there is almost no possibility of re-exiting.

But this is just something in mythological stories, is it possible, in real life, the ghost gate is also real?

"What do you mean, this Aunt Mei's house is actually the entrance to the Ghost Gate?"

"Don't talk nonsense, the ghost gate is closed in Guangxi, when did you come to Shandong?"

As soon as I said this, Hu Yao interrupted me without even thinking about it.

"I'm grass your uncle, are you teasing your master here?"

I'm a little angry, obviously he kept saying that the ghost door was closed and the ghost door was closed, but now it's my.

"I mean, this old lady just set up a bureau and set up her own house as a ghost gate."

"What do you mean?"

I don't understand what Hu Yao meant.

The ghost gate is the ghost gate, can this thing still be arranged?

"No matter how much I tell you, it's nothing more than playing the piano to the cow, you can understand it like this, the door of her house is the ghost gate, but whoever goes in will not be able to come out alive."

"Don't talk nonsense."

The same words were given to Hu Yao.

"Since Qin Suyu lived in her house, it took 10 days in less than half a month, and now Qin Suyu is not in a good place?"

I feel that Hu Yao is purely joking with me, and what he said is completely incompatible.

"I'll just say it, if I talk to you too much, it's like farting."

Glancing at me, Hu Yao turned around and walked towards the corridor again.

"Let's go, remember, let Qin Suyu come out by himself, just don't go in."

This time, I didn't refute it.

After all, in my opinion, Aunt Mei is not a good person, and it is not wrong to be cautious.

Returning to the door of Aunt Mei's house, Hu Yao didn't let me knock on the door, but looked left and right with those little green bean-like eyes.

Soon, his eyes were fixed on the two shoe boxes on the left and right of the door.

Hush~

After gesturing at me, Hu Yao slowly squatted down like a thief, and casually opened a shoe box on the left side.

There were no shoes in the box, just a few scattered beans.

It's just that although there are few beans, they are completely different kinds of beans.

Soybeans, black beans, red beans, edamame, broad beans, mung beans, lentils, peas, you name it.

Seeing this scene, Hu Yao snorted coldly, reached out and grabbed those beans in his hand.

I didn't forget to mutter: "Sure enough, this old lady is really not a fuel-efficient lamp." ”

I didn't know what he meant by this, I just stood aside and looked at Hu Yao blankly.

Hu Yao ignored me, but moved to the side and opened the shoe box on the right side of the door.

Sure enough, like the previous box, there were a few scattered beans inside.

It's just that this bean is different from the previous ones.

Replaced with green beans, kidney beans, cowpeas, river beans, white beans, kidney beans, sword beans, chickpeas, and tiger claw beans.

"The underworld fence is the head, the pillar is the shore, and the left and right hold eighteen torture ghosts, this girl has a set, and she is really willing to fight hard for the price of her life, and put a ghost door to close out."

Speaking of this, Hu Yao suddenly laughed evilly, tilted his head and glanced at my crotch.

"You're still a chick, aren't you?"

"It's your business."

After three years of technical school, the buddies around me are good at all, at least they are all men.

I'm the only one who's still a chick.

Speaking of which, this is one of my great regrets.

"Stop talking nonsense, take off your pants and pee in these shoe boxes."

As he spoke, Hu Yao also moved the two shoe boxes to the side, and couldn't help but smile:

"No matter how you do it, when you meet Lao Tzu, you will still be allowed to take a break!"

At this time, Hu Yao is typical of a lack of virtue.

Plus that smiling face, if it weren't for my self-control.

If it were another person, it is estimated that he would have been beaten a long time ago.

"Why are you still stunned, hurry up and pee."

Seeing that I didn't move for a long time, Hu Yao raised his head and glanced at me.

"Don't think about it, JB is asking you to pee in order to break this girl's game, I'm too lazy to explain to you, you just do it."

Seriously, if it weren't for Hu Yao's sinister appearance, I wouldn't have done this kind of thing to death.

Peeing in front of people's homes, is this what people do?

However, I've heard of it.

This boy's urine does have the effect of warding off evil spirits and driving away ghosts.

Forget it, let it go, just accompany Hu Yao to talk nonsense once.

Holding back the shame, I hesitated for a long time, but I still turned my heart sideways, and slowly untied the belt, revealing my big baby.

Click~

What do you mean by that?

People are unlucky, and they hit their heels when they fart.

Almost at the same time as I pulled out the dick style, the door to Aunt May's house suddenly opened.

Then, Qin Suyu, who was wearing a light blue denim costume, walked out......