Chapter 189 Tons Tons
Outside the dojo, Xiao Ziming suddenly saw the black and white striped bear meow turning into a huge giant bear, blocking the door of the dojo.
"Hey, this seat is the Panda King, what are you doing at this dojo?"
The giant bear in front of him crossed his round waist with a pair of bear paws and said majestically.
Xiao Ziming was startled by the Leather Bear who suddenly turned into a giant beast, subconsciously took two steps back, and said to himself with a strange face, "Isn't this Lin Xi's dojo, could it be that Lin Xi was eaten by this bear demon?"
The next moment, Daoist Lu Sheng took out a talisman and slapped it in front of him.
A cluster of fire ignited on the talisman, and Xiao Ziming heard a pop in his ears, as if the bubble had been punctured, and the illusion in front of him dissipated.
In front of them, a thief-headed Leather Bear with two paws on the door, poking out half of his plush round head and looking at everyone curiously.
The hallucination was lifted, and Pippi Bear rushed into the dojo as if he was surprised, and shouted, "Big guy, someone is smashing the field!"
A few people walked into the dojo, and happened to meet Lin Xi wearing an apron and walking out of the kitchen with a pot of grilled fish.
Seeing Xiao Ziming and Meng Xiaodong appear in the dojo, his expression was slightly stunned, "Why are you here?"
"Didn't I tell you on WeChat before, will I bring my friends over for dinner today?" Xiao Ziming and Lin Xi are also old acquaintances, just like when they arrived at their own home, they found a comfortable chair to sit down.
Lin Xi thought about it for a while, it seemed that there was such a thing.
It's just that he forgot about it in a hurry.
"Since you're here, don't be idle. I didn't prepare your meal here, so if you want to eat it, hurry up and help chop wood and make a fire. Lin Xi beckoned a few big men to work.
"Brother Xi, how can there be a guest who has just come to work?"
"If you don't work, where will you get food, hurry up. ”
Murong Chong said this, but his body was very honest, and he went around the dojo with an axe and chopping wood.
They were all children who grew up in the city and had never done much farm work, so life in the dojo was very new and interesting for him.
The little koi in the pond saw so many people coming from the dojo at once, so they were so frightened that they hid behind the lotus leaves and quietly observed in secret.
Murong Chong chopped firewood for a while, chopping everywhere idly, pointed to the carp in the pond and said excitedly, "Brother Xi, this fathead fish is braised at noon, it must be delicious." ”
Bah!
The little koi opened its mouth and spit out a ball of water bomb and poured it on Murong Chong's head accurately.
Babies are not fat!
It didn't take long for an appetizing aroma wafted out.
Xiao Ziming didn't know where to find a jar of soju made by Lin Xi with Linggu, and poured a few sips with a sad face.
Bitter wine hurts in the throat and heart.
Tons of tons of tons.
"Xiao Ming, what sad thing have you encountered?" Lin Xi saw Xiao Ziming's sad face, as if he was in a very bad mood, "Say it and make everyone happy." ”
Xiao Ziming put down the wine bottle and sighed, and said with a resentful face, "I'm no longer pure." ”
"......," Lin Xi asked in surprise, "When have you ever been pure?"
Xiao Ziming pointed to his heart and said, "In the past, although my body was not pure, my heart was still pure, and I was always the same to the shepherd fairy. But now, my heart is not pure. ”
"Brother Xiao, is this in love with another woman?"
"This is the legendary licking dog off the leash. ”
"You're going to laugh at me, hahahahaha. ”
Tons of tons of tons.
It turned out that not long ago, the Xiao family forced Xiao Ziming to go on a blind date with a fairy from a cultivation sect.
The other party is a true disciple of the cultivation sect, and Xiao Ziming heard that this fairy is as beautiful as a flower and has an outstanding figure.
So, with the idea of making friends with this fairy, he went.
However, after seeing the true face of this fairy, Xiao Ziming knelt down at that time.
This fairy cultivates the Pure Yang Dao, his body is covered with hair, and he has a tiger's back and a bear's waist, and he can walk a horse on his arms and stand on his fists.
The delicate and white Xiao Ziming stood in front of this fairy with a tiger's back and a bear's waist, like a sissy.
Xiao Ziming was going to find an excuse to push this family business.
Who knew that this fairy took a fancy to Xiao Ziming at a glance, and he didn't marry the kind.
In addition, the Xiao family's elders intended to promote this family business, so that Xiao Ziming's prodigal son turned back, and his head was about to fall bald.
One dark and windy night, he went to the bar alone to drink and accidentally drank too much.
When I woke up, I was lying in a hotel room.
There is also a beautiful fairy lying beside her......
After coming and going, Xiao Ziming was put into sleep.
In fact, the fairy of the Pure Yang Sect was not bad, but the hair on his body was a little scary.
So every time she goes on a date, she shaves her hairs clean.
Now as soon as Xiao Ziming closes his eyes, it is all the voice of the fairy.
After the old lady of the Xiao family learned about this, she happily took out the treasured hundred-year-old cellar and drank it, urging Xiao Zi to marry at the end of next year.
"I think that my generation of Tyumen mountain car god, Yushu Linfeng Xiao prodigal son, will actually play with this woman between applause. Xiao Ziming closed his eyes in pain, and the voice of the fairy of the Pure Yang Sect appeared in his mind.
This bitch is so damn sweet.
Tons of tons of tons.
A few people had a free lunch and slept comfortably on the benches in the courtyard.
This is the life you yearn for.
"I almost forgot to get down to business, the Huaxia Qingyun List has been updated. With that, Meng Xiaodong landed on Huaxia Xiuzhen Network to open the latest Qingyun list.
The Huaxia Qingyun List looks at the potential index of the younger generation of monks, and Li Xuantong, Meng Xiaodong and Lu Sheng all had good rankings on the Qingyun List before.
And after the update, a beautiful boy who had never appeared on the Qingyun list before, rode a bamboo rat like a rocket.
The first place on the Qingyun list is still firmly occupied by Mu Yuxing, but the second to tenth places have undergone great changes.
Lin Xi saw his name on the Qingyun list and poked it curiously.
A brief introduction popped up.
Name: Lin Xi
Ranking: Third on the Qingyun list
Realm: Innate realm
Title: Extreme Boss
Exercise: Unknown
Record: In the Sword Discussion Conference, he teamed up with Mu Yuxing to kill the Jindan Demon Tempest Sage, and turned the tide of the battle with his own strength
After browsing the Huaxia Qingyun List, Lin Xi saw that what was patted in front of him was an unfamiliar name, Tiandao Ye Que.
"Heavenly Dao Ye Que is a side disciple of a hidden cultivation family, and it is said that Ye Que was suppressed by his family descendants when he was not yet famous. Later, he became a sensation in the family competition, and severely injured several descendants of the cultivation family. "Li Xuantong has always wanted to fight Ye Que, but this person's whereabouts are mysterious, and no one can find him.
"This family of cultivators is pedantic and conservative, and a genius like Ye Que not only did not cultivate it well, but blamed him for being too important to start and abolish his cultivation. Later, Ye Que escaped from the family retreat and penance, and after leaving the customs, he was already in the eight-rank innate realm. Become one of the monks of the younger generation in China who are most likely to step into Jindan before the age of 30. ”
"If Ye Que can really step into the Golden Pill, I'm afraid that the cultivator family will be about to regret it. ”
Meng Xiaodong gloated and said, in fact, many cultivators who have been inherited for a hundred years are too pedantic to keep pace with the times, and are destined to be eliminated by the times.
Knowing this Ye Que's past experience, Lin Xi felt a little familiar.
After thinking about it carefully, isn't this the protagonist template of the waste material stream?
The next plot should be that after the protagonist leaves the family, he cultivates and makes rapid progress, and comes back to slap the family in the face after making a name for himself outside.
No problem.
But this has nothing to do with Lin Xi, and he won't be idle enough to run to mix.
Bang!
A dull crashing sound sounded, and Li Xuantong, who had eaten well and had nothing to do in the dojo, sparred with the little monkey.
"Brother Ape is really amazing, come back!"
Li Xuantong's eyes lit up, and the nature of the martial idiot was brought into full play, and he fought with the little monkey selflessly, fighting back and forth.
Lin Xi was like a salted fish lying on a chair, constantly brushing out battle records in front of him.
System Prompt: The Fighting God Ape defeated Li Xuantong in the competition, gained 500 points of experience, and the realm of the Great Sage's Breathing Method was slightly improved.
System Prompt: The Fighting God Ape was defeated by Li Xuantong in the competition, gaining 300 points of experience, and the realm of the Great Sage's breathing method was slightly improved.
System Prompt: The Fighting God Ape defeated Li Xuantong in the competition, gained 500 points of experience, and the realm of the Great Sage's Breathing Method was slightly improved.
......
In the next few days, Li Xuantong and Xiao Ziming lived in the dojo for a period of time in the name of recuperation.
Li Xuantong is to learn from the little monkey and hone his martial arts. Lin Xi was also happy to let the little monkey brush up on his experience and improve his cultivation realm.
And Xiao Ziming simply wanted to avoid the fairy of the Pure Yang Sect and escape into the mountains to drink bitterly to eliminate his sorrows.
Late at night.
Sylvie was resting on a tree, and suddenly opened her eyes, and a gleam flashed in the depths of her eyes.
The night was silent, and Sylvie saw no one vibrating her wings and turning into a black shadow towards the outside of the dojo.
Just as she approached the edge of the dojo, the space in front of her distorted, and a large hole opened in the spiritual barrier that enveloped the dojo.
Sylvie was overjoyed, and her figure made a big hole in the blink of an eye.
That's what freedom feels like!
Sylvie rose to the sky as if she had been reborn.
After a while, a night bat with a pale golden glow landed in a nearby deserted cemetery.
"Your Highness. ”
In front of Sylvie, more than thirty Blood Clan warriors knelt down on one knee.
A handsome and evil man, like a vampire who came out of a movie, walked over, with a look of greed in the depths of his eyes.
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