Chapter 1 A family is all about being neat
"Hmm......"
It's so upside down......
Didn't she sleep in the cloister of Lanfangyuan?
How could it be so ......
Suddenly, there was a horse roar, which made Miao Miaomiao, who was still asleep, suddenly wake up.
"What's the situation?!"
How did she get tied up?!
Well?
This taste......
Rise.
"Master?!"
Why is Si Yubai here?!
Shouldn't he still be kneeling in the Zichen Palace?!
Could it be that he figured it out?
No......
This guy is so stubborn, it's impossible to figure it out......
Miao Miaomiao struggled to squeeze her head out of his clothes, and saw Si Yubai riding a horse galloping in the unfamiliar wilderness.
"Awake?" The man felt the commotion in his arms and lowered his head.
"Where are you taking me?"
"Of course, I traveled all over the world with my teacher!" The man waved his whip, and the horse under his crotch ran more happily.
"Wait! Traveling?! Miao Miaomiao realized that something was wrong, "Have you ever asked the emperor for leave when you ran away?" ”
"If you let him know, will you still be able to leave for the teacher?"
Miao Miaomiao: "......"
……
A man, a cat, and a horse hurried to the ground in this way.
"Gollum~"
"Master, I'm hungry......"
Even if you eat enough at Hui Concubine's place, this is a long time on the horse, how can you be hungry......
Si Yubai got off his horse and looked around: "There is no store here that can stay, so I can only stay in the field." ”
"I don't have a problem with where to sleep, I'm just hungry ......" Anyway, Si Yubai is such a big humanoid sleeping bag here, are you afraid that there will be no comfortable place to sleep?
"There are pastries here for the teacher, you pad your stomach first." With that, he took a paper bag out of the horse bag.
The black cat hurriedly picked up the paper bag: "Say it early, Master!" I'm so hungry that I can't even breathe now...... Belch...... Master...... Where did you get this pastry? ”
As soon as the paper bag was opened, I saw that the pastry inside had turned into powder, and it dispersed as soon as the wind blew.
"Zichen Palace! At that time, time was pressing, where did the teacher have extra effort to bring dry food? ”
After speaking, he picked up the paper bag and called "pity" in his mouth.
"Then you have extra time to go to Lanfang Courtyard to kidnap me?"
"You are my apprentice, you have traveled all over the world for your teacher, of course I won't leave you!"
Hehe, she really wished he could leave her.
In the palace, you don't have to worry about food and clothing, as long as you meow and sell a cute meow every day, you can live a very moist life.
It is very suitable for her salted fish king.
Her unlucky master wants to take her to travel all over the world to taste the bitter taste of the world......
Miao Miaomiao looks up to the sky and grows a meow.
How many lifetimes has she been in mold? I can meet Si Yubai, a pit goods!
"Apprentice, bear with me, go catch a chicken for you!"
"Chickens?" The black cat's whiskers trembled.
The man in front of him looked at her with a serious face: "Apprentice, as long as you have a mouthful of meat to eat for the teacher, you won't miss a mouthful of soup!" ”
"You eat meat, I'll drink soup." Miao Miaomiao's face was full of black lines, "You are really the best master in the world!" ”
At this time, a piece of paper floated in the air with the wind, and the black cat was confused with a "snap".
"What's that?!" Miao Miaomiao pulled it down with one paw.
Seeing the content on the paper, she stared at her and shouted, "Master! You're Wanted! ”
The man tilted his head, touched his chin and said dissatisfiedly: "Why do you paint the teacher so ugly?" ”
"Master, isn't the point that you're wanted?!"
……
"Cluck!"
"Goo-goo-goo!"
"In vain! You go northwest and block its way! ”
"Master! The enemy is too strong to resist! ”
"Boy, watch out for the southeast corner! Its concubine is coming to attack you! ”
"Ahh
"In vain!"
"Boom!"
"Which one of the thousands of knives rushed to my Ge Erdan's house to steal chickens!"
I saw a middle-aged man, shirtless and carrying an iron bar, scolding and scolding.
Seeing this, Si Yubai immediately picked up the black cat and ran, leaving only an embarrassed white back.
"Don't run so fast! Wait for Lao Tzu to catch you and break your legs! ”
The master and apprentice ran for about two miles, and again came to a place where there was no one around.
"Master...... It took too much physical strength to catch chickens just now, and I'm already tired of apprentices......"
She's so hungry that she can gnaw on tree bark now!
"Apprentice, as a teacher, I will definitely be able to catch a chicken this time!"
"Master......"
"What's wrong?"
"Where's our horse?"
“……”
"Wow!" Miao Miaomiao immediately burst into tears, "Our coil is still right away!" Two hundred taels of gold! ”
Si Yubai was also anxious, and tried his best to comfort the black cat in his arms: "Don't cry, don't cry, go back to find the teacher immediately...... Oops! ”
The man had just turned around and taken two steps, when suddenly his feet were empty, and he fell into a dry well.
The man stood up from the bottom ......of the well and looked up, only to see a bright moon hanging high in the sky.
"Master, are you alright?" Miao Miaomiao's night vision is very good, and seeing this kind of pitch-black scene is the same as in the daytime.
She examined the man's body and found no blood.
"It's good to be a teacher......
"Click."
"What sound?"
"It seems to be the sound of broken bones...... Miao Miaomiao suddenly shouted, "Master! Your bones are broken?! Wow! What to do, what to do? Are we going to starve here?! ”
"What nonsense?!" The man rewarded her with a violent shudder, "It's good for the teacher now!" ”
"Hmm...... What kind of voice is that......" The black cat covered his head aggrieved.
"Click."
Another bang.
The man frowned, lowered his head, and raised his right foot: "Good apprentice, you have good eyesight, help the teacher to see if there are bones under this......"
"Bones?" Miao Miaomiao jumped to the bottom of the well and tossed the mud with her front paws, "Hmm...... It must have been a hare or boar that fell like us, and starved to death here...... Well? What is it? Round rumbling ......"
The black cat's inner premonition became more and more wrong, and the speed of paws to pick up the mud became faster and faster.
After a few moments, a blackened human head appeared in her field of vision.
"Master...... It seems that there are seniors who fell in before us......"
The black cat said, clasping his paws together, and hurriedly chanted "Amitabha".
"Just one?" The man squinted his eyes and began to look at the head by the moonlight, "There are such deep knife marks on the cheekbones......
"There's more!"
Miao Miaomiao cut out two more heads, one large and one small.
"Such a small head, only a seven or eight-year-old child can have it, right? Master, has this family fallen in? Isn't this scientific......"
The man frowned, and thought for a while: "There should be ...... down there"
"Huh?" Miao Miaomiao's limbs trembled a little, "Then shall we still dig?" ”
"Dig."
"But Master...... I'm so hungry......"
She was now star-populated, and the bottom of the well was poorly ventilated, and she felt dizzy and fainted after staying for a while.