"it!!"

Su Ye wilted instantly, sat down, covered the quilt, looked at the front camera, understood something, and his whole face was red with shame.

He covered his phone with a pillow, quickly dressed first, then took out his phone, unplugged the calling card, and gestured to the camera with a middle finger before turning it off:

"Scumbag, fuck off, uncle!"

Su Ye was really scared, this stinky girl was too yin, thinking that she was talking about it as a hacker, but she didn't expect Zhen Nima to come to a commotion.

It's okay now, the fight hasn't been fought yet, and the body has been seen first, and it's still in that state...

The more Su Ye thought about it, the more embarrassed he became, the more he thought about it, the more his stomach was swollen, and he rolled on the bed for a long time before falling asleep.

This revenge is not a gentleman!

Early the next morning, Su Ye got up on time at half past six, came to the pedestrian street to collect zongzi, did a few squats, and walked towards the courtyard refreshed.

He has a big thing to do today, testing his body.

Sitting in the courtyard, with a sinking heart and a small belly, the ancestors stood together, and it seemed that they had been waiting for a long time.

Su Ye stepped forward and bowed, "Good morning, ancestors." ”

"Xiao Suye, don't say anything superfluous, let's get straight to the point." Su Mou took a step forward, "We 68 people, according to the martial arts we used during our lifetime, we have summarized and classified them, first find out 10 ancestors, their martial arts can almost be used by you now, and later let No. 33 Su Immortal Ancestor create a simulation field, in the simulation field, we will fight once, and we will know it in our hearts." ”

"Simulation here?"

"That's right, Su Xian's illusion goes straight to the spiritual level, to put it simply, if you are injured in the simulated scene, your actual physical body will also be equivalent to the real injury."

"Damn! Then I'll learn this directly! ”

"No, illusion is a kind of spell, and the simplest one is to start at the fourth order."

"Well... Huh..."

"Shall we get started, then?"

After Su Mou finished speaking, Su Xian nodded, and with both hands, the original nine mountains disappeared, and everyone appeared in a boundless forest out of thin air, their clothes were uniformly turned into armor, and there were more shields and swords in their hands.

Su Ye looked around in surprise, plus there were only ten people left in him.

Eight of them stepped forward, reached out to touch Su Ye's body, and nodded, "Okay, now we are equivalent to cloning your body, and when we fight later, we will have a number in our hearts how powerful this body can be." ”

Su Ye nodded, and the person who spoke said 18, Su Meng.

From beginning to end, Su Ye found that there was a person sitting silently in the corner and didn't come to touch him, as if this matter had nothing to do with him, but those eyes glanced at him from time to time, secretly observing.

Suddenly——! There was a gust of wind howling overhead, and before he could react, a huge claw exhaled overwhelmingly!

"Block!" No. 15 Su Meng subconsciously shouted, and the nine people squatted on the ground in unison, taking off the shield or weapon on their chests and blocking them above their heads.

Knock ——!

There was a loud thunderous sound, the earth was trembling, and the birds and beasts that were woken up complained and flapped their wings and flew into the sky, wanting to see what was going on, but in the next second, they all flew away from this terrifying forest in groups of people fleeing for their lives.

Su Ye felt dizzy under the heavy blow, his feet were deep in the mud, and his arms were sore.

He gasped, his ribcage pulling out like a bellows, his hands gripping the hilt of his sword and slowly bracing himself up, looking up for the source of that power.

The shock swept through the body like an electric current - I saw a huge monster standing in front of me, almost with its neck tilted, to see its full outline.

It was a giant beast over ten meters tall, with lead-gray hair covering its entire body, unmoving in the night wind, like thorns growing in a rock crevice. The huge soles of the feet, which are one meter long, make the earth tremble violently with every step they take.

The huge body was carefully carved and angular, and a pair of red eyes full of bloodthirsty light looked greedily at everyone. The shoulders are up to three meters wide, the deltoid muscles on both sides bulge like bulging hills, and the developed muscles covered under the hair can only be described as terrifying.

In the faint moonlight, its lips closed open and closed, and its low gasps made the air whimper. The most surprising thing is that its body constantly exudes a violent aura, filled with a strong sense of fear, so that creatures within a radius of hundreds of meters dare not approach.

"This ...... What is it? Su Ye looked stupid.

The giant beast didn't seem to intend to give them a chance to escape and breathe, and raised the huge soles of its feet and stepped on them hard!

"I'll come first!" No. 44 Su Lie angrily raised his battle axe and shouted.

Su Meng pulled Su Ye to avoid it, and the giant beast stepped down and pounced into the air, roaring irritably.

No. 44 Su Lie took the opportunity to find the gap, the cat reached the right side of the giant beast, ran quickly, jumped up suddenly, and saw the green tendons on his arms burst out: "Red-axe-chop!" ”

The huge tomahawk was mixed with rage, and the blade of the blade emitted a red current, and the flames were unusually dazzling in the dark night.

This is the No. 44 Su Lie's best martial art, condensing the air flow in his hands, and transmitting the fiery power to the battle axe, the greater your anger, the more powerful and destructive it will be. With this move, No. 44 Su Lie saved the battlefield several times in the case of nine deaths and won everyone's recognition.

However, all this came to naught after a quarter of a second.

"Boom!"

Mars splash!

The hard red axe slammed into the beast with a hard crashing sound, but the beast didn't move? He just squinted his eyes and glanced at No. 44 Su Lie, who didn't seem to have any reaction to the move just now.

"Damn! This body is too weak to exert its power! No. 44 Su Lie turned his head, took a few steps back, glared at the giant beast fiercely, and gathered the anger in his chest, preparing to launch a second attack.

Su Meng looked at Su Lie, knowing what he was going to do, and was ready to buy him more time. So he drew his sword and went to the front of the beast to attract its attention.

When the giant beast saw No. 15 Su Meng, he shook the muscles on his body and smashed his fists to the ground to demonstrate his solemnity. The soft earth was smashed into two huge fist pits, shaking the weak soul, and it reigned supreme in the land with its hard skin.

Su Meng did not have stage fright, but confronted the giant beast, and every second of his was a fight for time.

No. 44 Su Lie in the distance suddenly opened his eyes, holding the battle axe in both hands, and he could feel a wave of anger emanating from his body from afar!

"Red-axe-slash!"

A shout!

No. 44 Su Lie rushed over, and then burst into action, his fiery tomahawk flushing red, like magma sputtered from a volcanic eruption.

The hot blade pierced the air, and everything became hot.

His eyes were red, and he poured his power onto his arms, swinging it hard to complete the furious blow.

At the same time, No. 15 Su Meng took a horse step, hunched his waist, and threw the sword out with all his might!

One front, one side, the behemoth simply can't resist the simultaneous attack on both sides!

Just as everyone's faces were full of anticipation and ready to cheer and shout, a scene that shocked them appeared.

The brutal power bombarded his body, and if he was an ordinary person, his flesh and blood had already turned into mud and shattered bones. But the giant beast in front of him only shook slightly, and he didn't even scream in pain?!

No. 44 Su Lie pulled out his battle axe in disbelief, and with it lost a few lead-gray sideburns.

He sat on the ground and picked up his sideburns, and his heart couldn't help but feel cold—did he pluck a few hairs from the fierce attack he had always been proud of?

Looking at Su Ye, he fell into deep thought.

Is this grandson of his own, practicing?

No. 15 Su Meng's face was even more difficult to see, obviously, everyone underestimated the ability of this giant beast.

The giant beast's snort became rapid, as if all patience had been consumed, and No. 15 Su Meng saw that something was wrong, and immediately turned his head and shouted: "Everyone, scatter and cast your net!" ”

When the people received the order, they instantly scattered and formed a circle around the giant beast. Then each took out a meteor hammer-like thing, shook it in his hand a few times, and smashed it into the air.

Countless black balls slid out graceful parabolas above the giant beast's head, smashing on the ground with a dull sound. They picked up the black ball thrown from the opposite direction, and their eyes made quick eye contact.

After the preparation, everyone ran at the same time!

There are intricate routes underfoot, but the pace seems orderly.

"Pull-" I don't know who yelled, but I saw everyone gritting their teeth, their feet sinking deep into the mud, and the unique friction sound of the rope sounded in their ears. Countless pitch-black ropes shuttled through each other in the dark night, as if giving life, orderly, and in a moment, they were intertwined into a huge black web!

"Hard!"

The black net jumped tightly on the giant beast, and the strength of several people finally made it feel the pain.

But with the nightmares, too.

The tremendous force pressed on the top of the head, making the behemoth irritable. It suddenly stretched out its fingers and walked through the gap between the black nets, and its thick arms flicked with it!

No. 15 Su Meng only felt that his center of gravity was out of control, and the whole person was pulled alive!

For a moment, the howls were ups and downs, and everyone was thrown into the air in circles, like a thrilling project in a playground.

"Ancestor!" Su Ye roared, seeing that several living people were about to fall,

The man behind him, who had not spoken, squeezed a step, raised his hands across the sky, and the air flow spun rapidly, and the fiery red air flow gushed out, condensing into a huge palm in the air.

Su Ye saw the words on his clothes clearly: "No. 5, Suning." ”

"Bang!"

Everyone fell on the palm of their hand, landed safely, and the palm turned into a wisp of night wind, and then dissipated.

No. 15 Su Meng panted with palpitations, came to Su Ye's side, and was about to speak, but saw the giant beast running two steps wildly, waving a huge fist and blasting down!

Everyone couldn't help but gasp!

Quickly closed his eyes, raised his shield and was about to cut the gear, when he heard a faint voice in his ear: "Qingyu Pavilion - Luan Sha Realm." ”

I heard a rustling sound behind me, and countless leaves fell, slid overhead, and condensed into a three-meter-high yurt, enveloping everyone inside.

"Boom!"

Everyone covered their ears at the same time, and their bodies trembled involuntarily with the earth.

"It's an enlarged version of the Meddu Gargoyle, a monitor lizard, that sleeps for up to six months of the year, and its skin is as strong as a statue.

Once upon a time, many of the powerful men of the Western Empire tried to conquer such beasts and wanted to train them to fight in reserve. Unfortunately, the Murdu gardoles have extremely strange habits, they only live in their own circles, and do not go out a single step. The unique aura exuded by their bodies allows them to instantly sense all the invaders who have intruded into their territory. Even during dormancy, they will fight desperately.

If it was just hand-to-hand combat, the Murdu gargoyle in front of him would go berserk and could easily tear an adult male lion apart in an instant.

It's just a pity that they are scarce in number and died in a natural disaster.

Its unique body structure makes many animals look away in front of it. Their fur was tougher than any armor, and their bloodthirsty gaze was enough to make other creatures tremble.

The Murdu Gargoyle's attack is simple, and that is power!

Absolute power! Bloody power!

They are not afraid of being hurt at all, and they become more and more courageous, showing a formidable fighting force that makes all living things tremble.

Fortunately, they are also relatively simple, and they just live in a fixed piece of land.

Now this monster is anthropomorphized by No. 33 and stands up, I think Su Ye's body is basically useless. Number 15 sighed.

"It's unlikely to kill it, maybe we can try to stun it." Sumon proposed.

"Bang!"

There was another loud bang, and a pit was smashed out of the top of the yurt, and the huge fist marks were shocking.

No. 15 Su Meng gritted his teeth: "Everyone, our grandson can watch it here, and when the barrier is dispersed, don't let the juniors see our jokes." ”

Everyone looked at Su Ye, and pulled out the weapons on their waists one by one as if they had been beaten with chicken blood.

Su Ye swallowed his saliva and also held the heavy sword.

Suning nodded at No. 15 Su Meng, and with a wave of his hand, the barrier dissipated,

"Red Axe!" No. 44 Su Lie roared and rushed forward first, and everyone followed, and for a while, the roars came and went!

"Thirty-six Style Qinglian Sword Song!"

"Seventy-two ancestral whirlwinds sweep the hall legs!"

"Adu, give!"

"The King's Contempt!"

Su Ye was stunned, damn, why does it sound better than a cow?

Suning took a deep breath, activated the air flow in his body, his hands were in the shape of a lotus flower, and a faint red halo flashed in his eyes: "Fire Dance!" ”

As soon as the words fell, I felt that the air around me suddenly became hot, and the red air flow gushed out, transforming into countless dazzling butterflies in mid-air!

"Good skills!" Su Meng couldn't help but admire in his heart, and then inserted the sword, his hands quickly sealed, and a cloud of white mist wrapped around the butterfly out of thin air.

The fiery red butterfly resembles a hard red diamond, reflecting a gorgeous light in the moonlight!

Su Ye carried a heavy steel sword in the crowd and found an excellent starting point - the foot and neck!

"Boom! Boom! Boom! ”

The gorgeous skills smashed overwhelmingly on the giant beast, and this time, the giant beast really felt the pain!

It roared in a rage, waving its hands in front of it, whipping up gusts of wind, tilting the blazing oaks on either side, and then, a powerful aura spread out like ripples, and everyone was swept back alive.

Only Su Ye was still chopping his feet and neck in place.

"Not good! The attack is too weak to exert its power, but it makes it go berserk! No. 15 Su Meng rubbed his sore arm, and Yu Guang quickly glanced around: "Su Ye! Come back! ”

Su Ye was still slashing on his own, until the giant beast shook violently, and a huge anger came to his face.

Su Ye only felt that his chest was filled with disgusting anger, and he rolled all the way to a place ten meters away, and stopped.

"Even if the first-order qi flow in his body uses the most basic spells, it can't exert its power, and your martial arts have not achieved the expected effect. I've created a body technique that I might be able to try. Suning clenched his fists.

The words fell, turning into a white light and burrowing into Su Ye's body.

"Junior, then next, I'll let you feel what it means to be strong. The physical technique created by myself was also called the strongest physical technique in that era - the Ghost Dance Trio! ”

As soon as the words fell, Su Ye only felt that none of the muscles in his body had become extremely cold, and he didn't have time to adapt, and his hind feet burst out, accompanied by a sharp pain that pierced his heart, as if the entire muscle of his thigh was torn!

Suning naturally knows Su Ye's strength, according to Su Ye's current physical condition, I'm afraid he won't even be able to play one-tenth of the ghost dance, but fortunately, the other party is just a beast with no IQ, and it should be more than enough to deal with.

But...... Suning knew very well in his heart that when he was creating the Ghost Dance Trio, he had reached a level of the fourth order. Even so, every time I used it, the supernatural load still brought huge side effects to the body, and it was not until half a year later that I slowly got used to it.

Su Ye's lack of airflow is pitiful, he has to plan to use it, and he usually doesn't exercise and hasn't learned any martial arts, which can be said to be even worse.

Suning focused the attention of his whole body, he must take care of this degree, otherwise when the trial is over, this fragile body will explode in an instant!

"Whoosh-"

I saw Su Ye burst out, and in the next second, he appeared on the top of the giant beast's head,

Su Ye felt as if his soul was still on the ground, and after half a second, he came back to his senses and found that his body had appeared in an excellent offensive position, and he couldn't help but burn with anger in his heart, and he swung his fist and smashed it towards the head of the giant beast!

Attentively, he found that when he swung his fist and was about to impact, the fiery red air flow came out of his sleeve, firmly wrapping the fist, forming a triangular protective shield.

"Knock !!"

The beast's skull was smashed into a tiny hole, and its hard sideburns were falling out.

"Success?" Su Ye's feet landed smoothly and became excited.

"Beware!" Suning's brows tightened!

Before he had time to raise his head, the monster's fists had already fallen from the sky and boomed down!

"Ahh A heart-rending scream!

No. 15 Su Meng sighed in his heart, thinking that Su Ye had been hit, and was just about to get up, when he said in his ear: "He is there!" ”

No. 15 Su Meng turned his head and looked: "Good guy! Running so fast! ”

Su Ye clutched his two sore calves in pain, the teleportation just now almost stretched every nerve in his body to the extreme, and a kind of pain that was worse than death filled the entire brain.

"What's wrong? Can't stand it? Suning said disdainfully.

"Fart! I'm thinking, is that the strongest physical technique of the year so capable? ”

"Hmph~"

Seeing Su Ye's face in pain and his mouth stiff, Suning smiled bitterly: "Just now I was just testing your ability to bear, it seems that you surprised me quite a bit, so next, I have to move seriously......"

As soon as the words fell, Su Ye felt that the air flow on his body began to shift downward, and his two legs instantly seemed to have fallen into an ice cellar, the cold cold air penetrated through the pores and penetrated into every cell, adrenaline filled the brain, and the heart beat inexplicably.

In the seventh breath, his legs completely lost sensation, and the whole person flew into the air.

"Ghost Dance Chapter 1: Instant Hell Shadow Killing Array!"

As soon as the words fell, I saw Su Ye appear on the top of the giant beast's head almost instantly, and the tearing sensation of his muscles made his whole face freeze in a painful and hideous expression.

The lower half of his body was completely unconscious, and he handed over his entire body to Suning attached to his body, leaving only the weak soul and trance consciousness to fight side by side.

The calf shook suddenly, and a section of airflow slipped from the gap in the trouser leg, and the hind foot was tapped, and then he burst out with his strength! Su Ye only felt the back of the monster's head dilate between the pupils for a moment, and the rapid teleportation caused his entire face to twist and deform in the high-speed friction.

I didn't have time to catch my breath, and my right foot erupted like a bullet!

There was a dull sound in his ears, and the giant beast trembled and staggered to the ground!

Su Ye was shocked, the fire attacks of the ancestors failed to make it move half a step, and after Suning possessed it, he actually kicked it down with one kick?

"Inhale......" Suning suddenly spoke, and Su Ye didn't ask why, and quickly held his breath.

I only felt my right leg shake with it, the red air block slid out, and my left foot ejected out with the help of force, and the moment the giant beast got up, it had already appeared under its legs.

"Boom!" He kicked the giant beast's knee violently, even if he was wrapped in an airflow block, Su Ye still felt a strong recoil, and the blood all over his body was trembling.

The hard exterior of the giant beast oozes a hint of bright red!

Immediately, his legs shook again, and Su Ye felt like he was on a roller coaster, always in a staggered state of weightlessness and vertigo.

It seemed that the giant beast would raise its head next, and the whole person had already appeared directly above its eyebrows.

"It's amazing!"

Su Ye secretly admired in his heart, and at the same time, he also figured out the main point of the Instant Hell Shadow Killing Array.

This move is really powerful, it uses the advantage of high-speed physical skills to pinpoint the weak points and blind spots of the target position, and launch a continuous attack in an instant. This is not only to calculate the enemy's next state, but also to be confident in one's physical skills. Gain the upper hand from the start, so that the enemy can't figure through you, leaving only the afterimage, forming an invisible shadow killing array!

"Boom!"

This heel kicked violently into the center of the giant beast's eyebrows, and it could be clearly seen that the huge face was twisted by pain!

It fell to its knees, covering its face and howling.

However, Suning didn't intend to give it a chance to breathe, and with a shake of one foot, he appeared in front of his face.

Su Ye looked at it coldly.

The giant beast seemed to smell death, a trace of fear slipped through its eyes, and its hands subconsciously protected its head.

It's a pity...... Suning has long been aiming at a tricky position - throat!

"Knock ——!"

As soon as he stepped down, the burly body fell to the ground, and the giant beast lay on the ground struggling in pain.

Everyone was stunned...... No. 15 Su Meng nested in the grass, shocked and speechless for a long time, he didn't expect that his physical skills would be so strong, he was like a fire! Relying on these two feet alone crushes a raging beast unilaterally.

Suddenly——!

Just when everyone thought that this battle ended in Su Ye's victory, the damn giant beast actually stood up!

It is full of blood-red eyes, and the sideburns all over its body stand up, like hard steel needles, densely pierced on its body, and in the moonlight, it is like a silver flame beating!

Angry! Completely angry!

It waved its fists, roaring continuously, and the roar echoed throughout the dark forest, and its huge body erupted with a sky-high rage, and suddenly there were waves of sky, and everyone blocked their hands in front of them.

It rushed up hysterically towards Su Ye, its arms waving its teeth and claws in the air, and there was nothing to do where it stood!

Suning's eyes narrowed into a slit, staring at the sideburns that stood upside down like a needle and couldn't help frowning.

It's not that he doesn't dare to hit it hard, but now the airflow in his body is less than one percent, if he wants to fight to the death, he can only work speed, but in this way, he can't condense the qi block to form protection, and this fragile body will ......

After a short period of thought, Suning gritted his teeth and decided to retreat first.

Su Ye found that his body began to dodge backwards, and his heart couldn't help but tense, the giant beast he saw was already in a violent state, and Suning in his body seemed to have encountered a bottleneck.

Black shadows kept jumping between the trees, the trees were mercilessly knocked down in rows, the earth was shaking violently, the fallen leaves were flying, the branches were broken, and the birds and beasts were screaming.

Su Ye is like a cheetah in the dark, his swift figure constantly changing locations among the dense trees.

Suddenly, the beast stopped, realizing that it was being played like an ignorant clown, and angrily waved its fists and slammed it into the earth three times, roaring as it looked up to the sky!

I saw a dark green aura gushing out, forming a cylinder and running straight into the sky!

In an instant, the ink clouds rolled, the moon was hidden, the world became dim, like a curtain of death fell, and a terrifying aura instantly filled the forest.

Under the rolling dark clouds, the hard and unhurried skin of the giant beast cracked out blood marks, and the blood accompanied by the anger formed a blood wave that rose to the sky, revealing a terrible red color among the black clouds.

All the monsters huddled in the shadows were trembling.

Su Ye squatted in the treetops, his mouth slowly opening wide: "Mom...... Is the dog day about to be overcome? ”

Suddenly, an inexplicable aura came galloping in, converging here from all directions.

When I raised my head, I only felt that the thick dark clouds were full of mottled starlight, as if they had passed through the vicissitudes of time and space from ancient times.

Under the impetus of the starlight, the dark clouds gradually turned into a death vortex, and countless heaven and earth vitality began to gather towards it.

Just when everyone was surprised, the starlight suddenly flashed, and countless earth-shattering thunderbolts slammed down!

Huge lightning slashed wildly, and the strong air currents swirled into small tornadoes, which even broke the century-old towering trees.

Countless trees were uprooted, and then shattered by thunder.

In front of me, day and night are constantly intertwined, and it is like a scene like the end of the world! The mood of everyone at this moment is indescribable, terror swept the earth, and dark clouds rolled in the high sky.

I saw that the giant beast was pulled into the air by an inexplicable air current, its huge body continued to rotate, and the bright red blood fell from the starry sky like a little star under the light of thunder and lightning.

The starlight in the sky quickly merged into a huge and dazzling ball of light!

One thousandth of a second - the rainbow shot out, brilliant as a silver dragon straight down, and the body of the giant beast was wiped out in an instant!

The picture shattered, and everyone stood at the foot of the mountain again.

"Bang Bang!" No. 33 Su Immortal Ancestor applauded, "Not bad, not bad." ”

Su Ye felt his body suddenly lighten up, and white light flew out.

"Su Ye, I have slightly changed this set of physical techniques, you can control it perfectly." Suning said.

"Good! Thank you, Suning Ancestor! ”

Su Ye clenched his fists happily, and then looked at the others.

"Don't look at us, you better hurry up and cultivate, you can't kill people with an axe, it's a shame!" No. 15 Su Meng pouted in frustration.

"Haha, it doesn't matter." Su Xian waved his hand, "Okay, today's trial is over here, I and the ancestors will ponder it again, you can go on your own, remember, Yin Yuan can speed up your cultivation." ”

"Oh yes! I've forgotten about it! ”

Su Ye slapped his head and hurriedly bowed and said goodbye.

When I opened my eyes, I was covered in a mouthful of blood, and my whole body was sore, especially my legs, and I couldn't stop convulsing.

"Shhh...... Is this the effect of the mind on the body? ”

"Too... It hurts! ”

Su Ye sat on the ground and rubbed it for a long time before he barely stood up, "No, I have to get a fitness card in the afternoon and start exercising." ”

"The ancestors are so concerned, they can't hold back!"

Su Ye patted his ass and sneaked to the old shovel yard.

The dancer is diligent, gets up early, and is busy with breakfast in the yard at this time.

A handful of thin noodles, half a bowl of broth, a glass of water, five-dollar lard, a spoonful of Qiaotou Lao Chen's soy sauce, and two crisp cabbages.

In this society, materialism is rampant, and people are always chasing those things that they can't grasp in the bright lights, but now this plain and simple figure is full of fireworks.

"Is the master here?" The dancer straightened up and brushed the broken hair from her sideburns.

"Dancer morning." Su Ye stepped forward, his eyes staring at the steaming noodles in the pot.

"I didn't eat it, my aunt will give you a bowl!"

"Hey, okay!"

"Are you looking for the old shovel? He hadn't woken up in the house yet. ”

"Then I'll go into the house and wait for him, dancer, Uncle Shovel is so blessed to marry you!"

The dancer smiled movingly, and the spring breeze was ten miles.

Lao Shovel is a northerner, used to sleeping on the kang, the house is big, this kang head can sleep four or five people side by side, at this time is holding the quilt and pulling.

Su Ye waited for a while, and was infected by the grunt, and even snorted, and kicked his shoes on the kang, and squinted after a while.

"Dancing girl, wow! I'm here again! "Seven Hitomi walked through the archway, bouncing around.

"It's good to come, let's eat Yangchun noodles today."

"Wow! Dancer, you're amazing, just smelling it sounds so good! ”

"Let's go inside and wait, right? The master and the old shovel are in the house. ”

"Su Ye is here too?"

Qi pupils flickered, and curiously pushed open the door.

The old shovel flattened his mouth in his sleep, opened his arms, hugged Su Ye, and took him into his arms.

Su Ye likes to add quilts when he sleeps, spreads his legs, and clamps the thighs of the old shovel, the two of them don't cover the quilt, and the scene is unbelievably hot...

Qi Tong hummed a small tune and pushed the door to take a look,

"Hiss??"

"Su Ye! You big bastard! Let the old lady not sleep, run here to sleep with the old shovel?! ”

Two were woken up by screams, one trembling.

Su Ye looked at the angry Qi Tong and waved his hand, "No... Not what you think. ”

"How's that? You two are really okay, the dancer won't let go of the noodles after the noodles? Old shovel, do you want to ask, why is he here? ”

Old Shovel: "Wow! Why are you here? Master? ”

Qi Tong: "Act, continue to act!" ”

After speaking, he strode to the kang, took off his shoes, got on the kang, and without saying a word, lay beside Su Ye and covered the quilt.

Su Ye: "......"

Old Shovel: "......"

Outside the door, Tang Rui carried a small bag into the courtyard, "Dancer, this is the salted duck egg you told Lao Li yesterday, I came back late, thinking that you were resting, and I will send it to you early this morning." ”

"Yo! Xiao Tang, come on, come on, go into the house to rest, the dancer will give you noodles to eat, and the master is also here. ”

"Oh?" Tang Rui nodded quietly.

After entering the house,

The delicate body stood at the door and suddenly shook!

The old shovel was shirtless, Su Ye's eyes were blurred, the two looked at themselves blankly, and Qi Tong slowly crawled out of the quilt, deliberately exposing his shoulders.

"Oops, you're awake, huh? Who is this? How to enter the house without knocking. ”

Tang Rui bit his lip lightly and stared at Su Ye, his eyes flickering sporadically.

"Tang, Tang Rui... You listen to me. ”

Lao Shovel: "There's nothing to explain, Xiao Tang, things are more complicated than you think, ah no, it's not that complicated, as you see." ”

"......, Uncle Shovel, if you don't wake up, you can sleep again."

Tang Rui took a breath lightly, and under the three pairs of surprised eyes, he walked to the tatami mat, slippers, and said coldly to the old shovel,

"No, go."

The old shovel hurriedly moved his butt to the side, Tang Rui didn't say anything, sat next to Su Ye, and covered the quilt.

At this time, two shouts came from outside the door.

"The third master and the lamp are here?"

"Well, the dancer is early, today I will ask Lao Shovel to go to the northern suburbs to do some work, and leave after dinner." Lamp said.

"Let's eat together! I'll give you a note! The dancer said happily, "The master is also in the house." ”

"Really?"

The third uncle and the lamp pushed open the bedroom door,

"Huh!?"

The third uncle gasped sharply, "I'm sorry to disturb me." ”

The door was closed again.

"Third master, it's not what you think! Come here and wow!! From inside the house came the heart-rending cry of an old shovel killing a pig.

"Hehe, what's the matter, your kang is warm?" The third uncle laughed.

"Anyway... It's comfortable, or... You come up warm and warm? That's all for the atmosphere. ”

Lao Shovel, Tang Rui, Su Ye, and Qi Tong leaned on the left side, and the third uncle, Deng'er, leaned on the opposite side, and the six people stared at each other.

"Yo, what day is it? Light rain is also coming? ”

"Hehe, the dancer is early, Deng'er said to take me out to play today, there is no one in his house, I think about it at Uncle Shovel."

"Well, let's talk in the house, let's go in, and my aunt will give you something to eat."

"Hee-hee, thank you, auntie!"

Xiaoyu pushed open the door and saw six pairs of eyes directly facing him, and he jumped on the spot in fright!

"One, two, three...... Four men and two women, Brother Deng'er! I didn't expect you to be in such bad health! ”

"Hey, Xiaoyu, follow the customs, adapt to the wild habits of the Su family as soon as possible, come, come to uncle." The third uncle patted the vacant seat beside him.

The corner of the old shovel's mouth twitched, "Still... Come back wow. ”

A minute later, the seven were staring at each other.

The third uncle laughed, "Yes, the kang is quite warm, but this situation is a little incomprehensible..."

"Poof!"

As soon as the words fell, not only who farted?

The faces of the seven people instantly became nervous, and they looked at each other, all of them looking shocked.

"It must have been put by Tang Rui, I felt the quilt move over there!" Qi Tong frowned and analyzed seriously,

Tang Rui snorted coldly, "There is a smell of blood in this fart..."

"What did you say!?"

"Okay, don't make noise!" The third uncle said: "In this way, I said one, two, three, everyone is not allowed to move, whoever wants to hold it back, that is who will put it!" ”

"One... Two... Three! ”

When the words fell, the seven naïve people really didn't move, looking at each other with their eyes dripping, and the atmosphere was very funny.

Suddenly, the old shovel couldn't hold it back, his face turned red, his shoulders kept shaking, and tears were about to fall.

"Old shovel, you shit, laugh and beg!"

"It's not... Hahaha! I just think... Wowhaha! I'm the next Olympics! Come together, hold the master... And then... Hahaha, now a nest person... What an amazing morning... Wowhaha... What a magical bed... Hahahaha"

"Did you put it!"

"Yes."

"Uncle..."The third uncle scolded, and when he saw that Qi Tong was about to fan the quilt, his face turned green with fright, "Don't move!" The taste of the old shovel Lao Tzu is deeply experienced, believe me, life first. ”

Qi Tong nodded his head with palpitations, and just put his hand down, he heard a "poof" sound again!

"! Who is this? ”

The old shovel hurriedly spread out his hands, "Conscience of heaven and earth!" I just put it down, it's impossible to pick it up! ”

When he pulled out his hand, the quilt flickered, and suddenly an unspeakable smell permeated.

The third uncle pinched his nose and scolded: "What a good morning, what a good sun, you guys don't go to wash and work, and come here to fart?!" What about playing?! Lao Tzu fell one by one! ”

Seeing the third uncle's face twisted, Qi Tong couldn't help it anymore, his two eyes narrowed into crescents, his shoulders kept shaking, and his white teeth clucked, and he laughed out loud!

"Haha, haha!"

The third uncle was taken aback, "What's the matter, what are you farting?" Is this fart really contagious? ”

Qi Tong shook his head and wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, "The second one is not, but... Just as you spoke, I let out a ten-second fart..."

Everyone: "........."

"I can't stand it, I'm damn!" As soon as the third uncle lifted the quilt, he pulled his legs and was about to run out.

At this time, the dancer walked in with a sunny spring face, and saw a bed of people lying on the kang, and the innocent eyes of the old shovel were obviously stunned.

then

rolled his eyes and almost smoked it on the spot,

I gritted my teeth and staggered to the table, put the noodles steady, pinched my nose and turned my head, and said with difficulty,

"W, who's farting? It's all!! ”

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