"No, can't you get out of bed?"

Just as he was hesitating whether to carry Nie Yu into the bathroom, Gu Yaofei suddenly sensed that something was wrong, and stared at him with his arms crossed and said, "Are you pretending to have a broken bone, or do you want to make yourself disabled for life?" ”

If it was the latter, she could immediately fulfill his wish, and if it was the former, the end would be even worse than the latter.

"Did I say I was going to pee in the bathroom?"

"Then how do you want to pee, lying down?"

“yht.”

Her face was incredulous, and the corners of her mouth twitched unconsciously, "Then you pee, you don't have to tell me about this kind of thing in the future." ”

She waved her hand and turned to walk towards the door.

“…… Gu Yaofei, is there something wrong with your thinking or am I overestimating your IQ? ”

"What?"

"How can I pee if you don't get me a urinal?! Bedwetting? ”

Gu Yaofei paused, showed an expression of "That's what I think", and nodded.

He gritted his teeth speechlessly, "Do you think I'm mentally retarded?" ”

He suddenly felt now, why was she manipulating him?

"Who is to blame if you can't tell?"

"Alright, hurry up to the bathroom and get it, and turn me over again!"

“……”

"Why are you still stunned? Want to suffocate me? ”

Glaring at him fiercely, she went to the bathroom to get the urinal that Huaxi had prepared in the corner, wrapped the handle with a tissue, and took it out with a disgusted expression.

Placing it on the ground, she carefully rolled over his body again, moved to the side of the bed and lay on his side, and picked up the urinal again and handed it to him.

"What?" He looked at her inexplicably.

"How do you pee if you don't hold it?"

"I'm like this, how do you let me take it? Bring it to me! ”

"Let me carry it for you?!" She couldn't help but laugh and looked at him with a ridiculous expression.

This scumbag is so close that he dares to call her like this!

"What nonsense? Hurry up! ”

"Sorry, I can't do it!" Throwing down the urinal, she gave him a cold look and turned to walk again.

"Where are you going?!"

"I'll call someone to bring it to you!"

"Do you want Sister Huaxi to watch me pee?"

"My name is Brother Yan Xi!"

"The man can't pee when he looks at me!"

"......," she paused.

"It's best not to waste your efforts, you still have to mention it in the end!"

She turned her head and glared at him, almost crushing her teeth, when suddenly the thought of rushing forward and breaking all the bones of his body arose.

But her mind couldn't help but pop out of the words that Huaxi told her, which made her endure it again and again with fear.

"If you think clearly, hurry over and carry it, otherwise you will pay for a bladder burst?"

She clenched her fists tightly and nodded with a grim smile, carving this shameful revenge deep in her mind.

Dead scumbag, wait, when you fully recover, I promise to get you back to bed!

Striding to the bedside, she picked up the urinal again, sat down on the chair and carried it, moved to the right place, and waited without turning her face.

He smugly hooked the corners of his mouth, supported his head with one hand, and untied the waist of his pants with the other, and it took a while to untie and pull down his pants.

"Tsk! Align the spot! Don't blame me for peeing on your hands! ”

She pursed her lips and turned her head to glare at him, moving the urinal to her target.

"I've played all the games, what kind of little girl is shy here?" Muttering disdainfully, he began to urinate.

Hearing his sarcasm, she suddenly slapped her angry eyes in his face, "I don't want to squat and pee in the future, just-"

Before she could finish speaking, she felt a splash of liquid on her hand, and when she looked down, her eyes suddenly rounded.

"I told you not to move!" He looked at her with a frown, then at the urine that had spilled out.

She immediately moved the urinal to her target again, and at the same time trembled with anger, and asked him through gritted teeth, "Can I put this pot on your head?" ”

He glanced at her and replied calmly, "Yes, I'll go get the certificate as soon as I'm done." ”

"You fucking give it now

I'm done peeing! She shook her face away, suppressing the burning red anger in her heart to the extreme.

The corners of his mouth didn't consciously curl up a wicked smile. Scold...... Gu Yaofei, look forward to it, see how Yu Ye and I frustrate your sharpness!

"Son!"

At this time, the door was pushed open uncomfortably, and the two looked together, only to see a charming lady standing at the door in a daze.

Seeing that the person seemed to be his own mother, Nie Yu, who was originally calm, was suddenly frightened and cut off his urine, and immediately pulled the quilt to cover his lower body.

Although I was almost out of pee, the feeling of being suddenly interrupted was simply uncomfortable and maddening!

"Mom! Can you knock on the door before you come in? ”

Jin Sui was suddenly stunned by the roar, and explained embarrassedly, "Didn't you hear that you had broken bones?" I was so anxious that I forgot to knock on ......"

Nie Yu sighed speechlessly, trying to control his anger and said, "Get out." ”

"Huh?"

"You go out first, I haven't finished peeing yet!"

"Ouch, it's not like I haven't seen it, what's embarrassing? Won't I be a mother when you grow up? Besides, don't you still let Feifei hold the urinal for you here? ”

"She's not like you, get out!"

Seeing that Nie Yu's attitude was not negotiable, and he was afraid that he would be angry, Jin Sui hurriedly waved his hand, "Okay, okay, I don't look at it, I don't look at it." ”

Walking out of the room and bringing the door, she stood helplessly at the door and shook her head, "This kid has really grown up......"

After patiently waiting for him to urinate thoroughly, Gu Yaofei immediately got up and rushed to the bathroom, put the urine in the pot into the toilet, and threw it on the ground. Immediately afterwards, he scrubbed his hands violently with shower gel, and couldn't help scolding in his mouth, "Bastard! ”

"Come in!"

Hearing the voice, Jin Sui opened the door and walked in, carefully turned Nie Yu over and lay on his back, and asked worriedly, "How do you feel now?" Does it still hurt? ”

"It's fine."

She sat down on the edge of the bed, tugged at the quilt for him, and asked in a distressed and condemning tone, "How the hell did you get this?" Why was you so careless and fell so badly? ”

"I was drunk last night and fell down the stairs without paying attention."

"Oops! I told you not to drink so much, but you just won't listen! ”

"It's not the first time I've been injured, so there's nothing to be nervous about...... Can't die anyway! ”

"What are you talking about, you boy! If you hadn't given birth to me, I wouldn't have felt distressed! ”

Jin Sui slapped him on the arm angrily, he frowned and shrunk his arm, and when he saw Gu Yaofei, he paused again and stopped his gaze at the bathroom door.

Avoiding her gaze, Gu Yaofei was about to move to the door, and when she saw Jin Sui turning around, she greeted politely again, "Aunt Sui." ”

"Love, Feifei." Jin Sui smiled and beckoned to her, "Come and sit down here and rest for a while, it's really hard for you, take care of my bastard!" ”

"No, you talk, I'll go out first."

"Oh, well, you go and rest first, I've got me!"

After Gu Yaofei left, Jin Sui immediately approached Nie Yu with a gossipy face and asked, "I said son, how did you do it?" ”

"To do what?"

"This eldest lady of the Gu family is notoriously difficult, what did you do to make her serve you like this?"

Nie Yu hooked the corners of his mouth disappreciably, "Attractive!" ”

Jin Sui snorted disapprerovingly, "Come on, this charm is much greater, just you prodigal, it would be hellish if you could charm her!" ”

"Huh...... You're really your own mother?! "Is there a real mother who looks down on her son so much?

"In my opinion, it's not that you have been coerced by some extremely shameless and impossible reason to rebel, it is that she made you like this, and she didn't want to owe favors to compromise!" Jin Sui seemed to be smiling, looking like he could see through him.

Knowing her son Mo Ruomu, although she has always been less together and more separated, Jin Sui still understands Nie Yu thoroughly!

He blinked unnaturally, and looked away from his face.

"That's not right!" Jin Sui lowered his head and thought about it again, and analyzed thoughtfully, "According to her nature, even if she cripples you, she will never take care of it, right?" How

Maybe you have a urinal?! ”

Jin Sui looked at Nie Yu in disbelief, he secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and smug again, "So you still have to admit it, your son is so charming, he easily conquered her." ”

"Are you sure you're not threatening people with their weaknesses?"

"What can I threaten a woman like her?"

After staring at him for a long time, Jin Sui reached out and rubbed his face, smiling wildly, "Ouch, my son is really capable, he can move this big Buddha!" ”

Seeing her happiness, Nie Yu asked curiously: "Do you like her?" ”

"We are big friends, whose daughters are not all better than the other? Feifei, in addition to her temper, everything is good, and she also respects her elders, especially that big ass, she can definitely give me a litter of grandchildren! ”

Nie Yu couldn't help but shake his head with disdain, "I don't think she likes a mother-in-law like you." ”

"She can look down on her like you, why can't she look down on me? Is your mom that bad? ”

"I only want to give birth to one, but I want my daughter-in-law to give birth to a litter?"

"I want to have another life, but look at your father, how many times a year can you go home? Is that my fault? Jin Sui scolded, paused again, and squinted at him with disdain, "What's the matter, you haven't married yet, and you started to protect your wife?" ”

Nie Yu put his arm under his head, sighed, and said casually, "I never thought about getting married!" ”

"Huh?! You can't think so, it's absolutely not! ”

"I said, what's so good about this marriage? Why doesn't life be a job, why do you have to get married to live a complete life? ”

"If you don't get married, when you get old and can't move, you will know what loneliness is!"

"Shhhh I don't care! ”

"No matter how much you care, you must do what you promised me! From childhood to adulthood, I tried to rely on you as much as possible for whatever you wanted, and I didn't force me to control how much I loved! When you reach an age, you have to pay attention and start a family for me! ”

“……”

"Seriously, if you can get together with Feifei, it will be a happy thing for everyone!"

"You like this kind of strong daughter-in-law?"

"Don't look at her as this sex, she treats us relatives, friends and elders with great respect. And her own affairs have always been her own master, and no one in her family can control it, so everything has to be done according to her wishes...... If you really like it, treat people well, if she can take a fancy to you, then you can definitely turn waste into treasure! ”

"Shhh Why do you love to belittle your son so much? ”

"What is this debasement of making oneself into such virtue? What is clear is the truth! ”

As she spoke, she looked at his whole body again, pulled his face and said, "I can't find any merit in you except for the skin I and your father gave you, how can I be embarrassed to praise you with a clear conscience?!" ”

Slapping her hand away, he retorted unconvincedly, "If there is no merit, can I get her to agree to serve me for three months?" ”

She suddenly raised her eyebrows and asked, "Look, what does this mean, is there a relationship?" ”

"Do you need to ask?"

"How many times?"

"Twice."

"Good boy!" Jin Sui couldn't help but nod in admiration.

It's only been two and a half days since he came back, and he's done it to this extent, and he's really a pickle girl wizard!

I really don't know if it's a good thing or a bad thing, and I really don't know who this is for!

Suddenly thinking of something again, Jin Sui pointed at him and said solemnly, "I can warn you, now you have to control yourself, don't go out and fool around, in case you make your belly bigger again, it will be impossible for her Gu Yaofei not to kill you!" ”

"The emperor is not in a hurry, the eunuch is in a hurry, did I say that I want to set her? You're in a hurry to take her as a daughter-in-law! ”

"You!" Jin Sui really couldn't hold back, and slapped him on the head, "Then why are you provoking her?!" I'm telling you, if you don't want to be responsible, don't touch her finger again, otherwise you're a dead end, and no one can stop you! ”

He sneered disapprovingly, forcing Jin Sui to pull his ears up.

"Ahh What are you doing! ”

"Did you hear that?"

"Oh, I see! Let it go! ”