Chapter 14 Medicine Primer
"Si Yubai! Have I eaten your rice?! ”
Miao Miaomiao dropped a sentence and ran away in a negative mood, and happened to meet everyone passing by carrying Jia Pozi.
She followed.
"Lang Zhong is here! Lang Zhong is here! The little guy ran over with an old man.
Everyone immediately put Mrs. Jia under the corridor.
The old man was pulled by him and ran out of breath, and after a few breaths, he spoke: "I said...... I say...... I said, what are you looking for me to do? I can't cure your illnesses outside the staff! If you look at Mrs. Qian's appearance, you will know that your family members will not live long! ”
The housekeeper immediately stepped forward: "Doctor, it's not for you to cure my family member......
"It's even more impossible to cure your wife, these two are born with a sick ......"
"It's not my wife'......"
"Who's that?"
"It's her!" The housekeeper pushed aside everyone and exposed Mrs. Jia.
The old man snorted and squatted down to take her pulse.
Long......
"How's the doctor?"
"......," the old man closed his eyes.
"Doctor?"
"......" the old man's expression was determined.
"Could it be some kind of incurable disease?" The crowd was a little flustered.
Miao Miaomiao also approached curiously.
"Whew...... Hum...... Call...... Hmph......"
?!
This old man is asleep?!
It's too much of a delay!
"Meow!"
A paw woke up the old man.
He shook his body, squinted his eyes again, and coughed dryly: "Na...... This old sister just fell asleep, it's nothing, I have a pill here, and it will work immediately when I take it with Tong. ”
"What's a child's poop?" One of them asked.
"It's a child's pee!" The butler explained.
Qian Chuntao immediately covered her mouth and nose, and glanced to the side: "This ...... Where's this? ”
The butler crossed his waist and pointed to the people: "Which of you has it?" Contribute points! ”
"Housekeeper, I got married last month, and I'm not a boy anymore!"
"My baby can make soy sauce, I'm definitely not! Four! Didn't you say last time that you didn't even pull the hand of a female doll? You definitely are! ”
"I ...... I just finished sprinkling and not a drop is gone...... I knew I wanted this thing, so I kept it! ”
The housekeeper frowned: "What should I do?" Si'er, hurry up and drink more water! Lang Zhong, how much is enough for this thing? If it's not enough, I'll go to another house to collect some ......."
"Oops, don't bother! Isn't it just a child's pee? I've got it! Lao Langzhong immediately stopped them.
"Doctor, why do you still carry this with you?" The butler looked at him in surprise, "Where did you hide this elixir?" Quickly took it out and gave it to Mrs. Jia. ”
"Naturally, you have to take this thing with you." Lao Langzhong looked around, "Where is your latrine?" ”
Everyone: "......"
A moment later.
The old man came out with a bowl of "barley tea": "Seventy years of children's poop, hurry up and serve it to the old sister!" Alas, alas! Be careful, don't spill it! ”
Seeing this, Miao Miaomiao hurriedly retreated a few steps, for fear that the hot "barley tea" would splash her.
The butler pinched his nose and carefully brought the bowl over: "Come on!" Hurry up and pry Mrs. Jia's mouth open! ”
One of them pinched her jaw and threw the pill into her mouth.
"Miss, get out of the way...... This man is on fire...... cough cough ......" The housekeeper pinched his nose, held the medicine primer far away from his body, and fell down to the old woman's mouth.
"Vomit ......"
Miao Miaomiao couldn't stand it anymore, so she turned around and ran behind the tree and vomited for a while.
After a long time, only to hear the joyful cries of the crowd, she slowly walked back to the corridor.
"Mrs. Jia, what's wrong with you? Why did you pass out by the pavilion? Is it heat stroke? The butler threw the bowl on the floor and wiped his hands with the hem of the housekeeper's clothes in disgust.
"Pavilion? I...... How could I faint by the pavilion......" and muttered, "Why is there a commotion in my mouth......"
"We found you on the edge of the pavilion! If you don't believe it, ask Si'er! ”
The old woman frowned and thought for a long time, "I remember that I went to the lady's house to get clothes...... Clothes...... You won't go through the pavilion when you go to the eldest lady's room......"
In the middle of her words, she suddenly widened her eyes and looked ahead in horror and vacancy: "Ghost! I saw the female ghost there! Covered in blood...... With hair dishevelled...... Hideous...... Fierce gods! ”
Miao Miaomiao: "......"
"You...... You...... Make sure you're seeing ...... Is it a ghost? The housekeeper swallowed, "Maybe you're old, you're dazzled......"
"I've only heard of ghosts knocking on the door in the middle of the night, but I've never heard of ghosts in broad daylight!"
"Mrs. Jia, you are definitely too tired to take care of the eldest lady recently, take a good rest......"
"Impossible!" The old woman was a little hysterical, "It must be the female ghost who pestered the money house every night!" I must have read that right, old woman! ”
Miao Miaomiao touched her face, she hadn't had time to look in the mirror when she turned into a human just now, could she really look so hideous?
Hiss –
It's better to be a cat.
……
The haunting of the money house has long been known to everyone in the whole Yuanbao Lane.
In addition, Qian Yuanwai was about to die, and Mrs. Qian had already buried most of her body in the ground, and then it was rumored that the old servant of the Qian family was "scared to death" by the ghost.
This rumor spread more and more outrageously, and soon people were panicked.
Everyone who passed by the money house took a detour.
Evening.
Miao Miaomiao climbed up the wall to enjoy the shade.
Now Qian Yuanwai doesn't need her anymore, but Si Yubai still refuses to leave, saying that he wants to do a magic thing for Qian Yuanwai before leaving.
Cut, when she doesn't know?
He just wanted to enter the palace for a few more days.
Every time she mentioned going back to the palace, he always dodged left and right to play Tai Chi.
If it weren't for the "casting decision" he promised her, she would have gone into the palace to play with Concubine Hui in a hurry.
Since the last time she rolled in the spiritual spring, Miao Miaomiao felt that there was always a surge of heat in her body from time to time.
In just two days, she took on the "human form" four times, but all of them failed.
Either it has a tail or a beard.
The most speechless time was when the whole body was human-like, that is, when I lowered my head, the thick chest hair was a little prickly in my chin......
According to Si Yubai's words, as long as you dress tightly, you still look like a person......
The only solution to this problem is to "forge the decision".
If all things can learn to make decisions, they can be transformed into human form!
The premise is that these "things" have two things:
The first point is to be able to understand people's speech.
The second point is that a certain amount of aura has been accumulated.
It just so happens that Miao Miaomiao has both of these points.
"Now, as long as you practice diligently, if nothing happens, you can transform into a complete human form in fifty years!"
At that time, as soon as Si Yubai's words came out, Miao Miaomiao couldn't help but almost slapped him away with a paw: "Fifty years?!" Can a cat live for fifty years?! ”
The man stroked his beard and swore that "there is a teacher, and it will not be a problem for you to live for five hundred years." ”
"Master."
"Huh?"
"Five hundred years from now, which hill am I going to dig your grave?"
As soon as the words fell, the back of her neck tightened, her body was lifted up lightly, and the man pinched her cheeks with his other hand and scolded angrily: "Rebel! ”