Coming out of Tony's house, Yu Yan went to the S.H.I.E.L.D. Big Apple branch, first, to get to know the American team and see if he and him were in a five-to-five relationship, and second, to take him to Thor, let them know each other in advance, and take Thor's hammer away by the way.

Yu Yan practiced with the American team, and found that it was really five or five, the American team's attack power was lacking, and he couldn't beat him, and his attack was for some reason, obviously aimed at the head and feet of the American team, but it automatically fell on the shield.

Legend has it that the main body of the American team is a shield, just like the Death Blade General under Thanos, is it true?

Taking the American team to Antica Pointe, Thor immediately expressed disbelief when he heard that this mortal could raise Thor's hammer.

Although the American team has the same big chest as him, Mjölnier is not a guy who only looks at his chest, if he could lift it up with big breasts, he would have turned back into Thor a long time ago.

The American team stood in front of the hammer and asked Nick Fury, who came with him, "My task is just to pick up this hammer?" ”

"Yes."

Team America: "......"

What kind of mission is this? said that he wanted to save the world, but he either wanted to attend the premiere of his own biopic, or he ran all the way to fight with a hammer.

Did the chief think he was too old to fight, but that day he flew a sandbag in front of Fury?

Thinking of this, he decided to put on a good show.

So he rubbed his wrists, then grasped the handle of the hammer with both hands, poured his arms into it, and pulled it out with all his might.

The hammer trembled and was not plucked.

But this tremor made Thor's heart tremble, and he hurriedly spoke to stop him: "No, Mjölnir is mine!" ”

"We're not going to grab it from you, we just want to give it a safe place." Yu Yan persuaded from the side.

"No! I think it's safe here! ”

Thor flatly refused, although the Midgard said that he would not rob him, but he couldn't stand Meow Meow Hammer's thoughts, what if it saw that other people's breasts and buttocks were upturned, and he didn't come back?

said that it was a god and a hammer for a lifetime, and it only met this person named Steve for the first time, and it frowned, if it stayed for a long time, how could it withstand the temptation?

No, captain of fire and theft prevention, you must keep Meow Meow Hammer away from this guy in the future.

Team America: "......"

Since Thor is unwilling, then Yu Yan can only give up, he originally wanted to let the American team try to remove the hammer, and then invite Thor to attend the premiere of "American Team", but now that the hammer has not moved, Thor is naturally reluctant to leave.

Thor's refusal hurt the overall situation, and the premiere of "Team America" took place as normal.

Tony called a group of celebrities to cheer him on, and Fury found the military bigwig to stand on the platform, Yu Yan ...... Yu Yan didn't dare to work for the ancient one, so he had to invite Jane Foster and the three warriors of Asgard, as the heroine and important supporting role of "Thor", they can also be regarded as stars.

Especially the three warriors of Asgard, they don't need to wear makeup or change their clothes, and they go directly to the stage to stand on the stage, which is an S show.

Of course, today's protagonist is the American team.

As soon as the American team got out of the car, there was a burst of screams and roars around them.

The screams came from the little girl, and the roars came from the veterans.

As a national idol who can make a little girl blush with his figure, and convince soldiers with his strength and achievements, he has this card for both men and women.

Combined with the legendary experience of waking up after 70 years of sleep, as soon as he appeared, he turned the stars invited by Tony into scum in seconds, not only stealing fans, but also snatching countless shots and microphones.

"May I ask if the American team in the trailer is played by yourself, or which of your descendants plays it, and why does it look so similar to you?"

"Captain, will you choose to retire when you come back? Does attending the premiere indicate that you want to enter the entertainment industry? ”

"You are in your nineties, you look so young, your skin is so good, what are the maintenance secrets that you can share with us?"

"What kind of women do you like? Do you plan to start a family? If a reporter who has been married takes a fancy to you, will you dislike it? ”

“……”

Looking at the clusters of microphones and cameras in front of him, the American team looked confused, feeling that the distance of about ten meters from getting out of the car to the movie theater was farther and more tiring than when he ran dozens of kilometers with the roaring commando team and broke through several lines of defense of the enemy.

Speaking of which, it's not that he hasn't seen the world, when he had just finished injecting serum and was transferred to the rear to sell treasury bonds, he was crowded with people everywhere he went, and the atmosphere was as fanatical as it is now, but the reporters at that time were very professional in their interviews, and they asked serious questions, like these people, all they asked were inexplicable questions.

Especially the one who asked for the maintenance secret, you first inject the serum, and then freeze it for 70 years, as long as you don't freeze to death, you will still be young after you come out.

When he finally walked into the cinema, he was greeted with a warm applause, and then a general named Martin welcomed him back on behalf of the Pentagon and presented him with a medal.

Tony, who was standing at the back of the crowd, pouted and said to Yu Yan beside him, "I bet his medal is bronze, and I have a lot of similar medals, all of which are thrown in the corner and dusted." ”

Yu Yan smiled: "You are a medal, and others are medals, which is different." And how did I hear that you built an honor room at home, and you put up all the medals and trophies, and even the genius baby award won in kindergarten was framed and hung on the wall? ”

Tony: "...... This is a proof of my genius, which shows that I have been a genius since I was a child, how can I compare with a big soldier? Forget it, you don't understand it. ”

Yu Yan didn't think much of himself: "Didn't you say that you wanted to study my soul suppression gun at home, but didn't you come to the premiere?" Why is it coming again? Is there progress in research? ”

"There's definitely progress."

Tony nodded, then whispered, "I'm here for the premiere to tell you something, Dr. Shavig told me that someone contacted him yesterday to meet him at a café. ”

"Dr. Shavig, Jane Foster's partner?" Yu Yan's heart tightened.

"That's right, do you remember the easter egg at the end of the Thor movie? Fury recruits Dr. Shavig to study a blue cube that is said to have infinite energy, and they are not only present at the time, but also Loki, who is clearly under Loki's control. ”

"You mean ......"

"I suspect that the person who contacted Dr. Shavig was sent by Fury," Tony paused and continued, "that is, Loki is most likely on Earth. ”

Yu Yan was shocked, and Fury asked Dr. Shavig to study the Rubik's Cube of the Universe, which is not only the end of "Thor", but also the beginning of "Avengers".

"Avengers" is a summary of the first phase of the Marvel Universe, and it is not as petty as the previous "Iron Man" and "Thor".

What's more, in the previous worlds, he returned after completing two missions, if "Avengers" is opened, will he return before the event, or will there be a third mission?

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