If Lu Yisheng is not his brother.

If Lu Yisheng's relationship with himself is not so good.

If Lu is born......

Damn, kill him.

"Boss, you touch!! My hemorrhoids are gone!! Lu Yisheng jumped three feet high excitedly, covered his swollen buttocks, and grabbed Chen Xian's hand, "I'm still worried about whether to go to the hospital and cut it...... Thank you, Boss! ”

"No thanks...... You let go first......" Chen Xian said with a pale face, and struggled a few times but couldn't break free from Lu Yisheng's hand.

"Oh, don't be polite to me!" Lu Yisheng looked at Chen Xian eagerly and patted his fart. share, "I had hemorrhoids two days ago and it still hurts, if it weren't for the boss, you would ......"

"When did you have hemorrhoids?" Li Daosheng suddenly asked, his expression was very puzzled, "Why don't I know?" ”

"I have hemorrhoids and I have to tell you?" Lu Yisheng gave Li Daosheng a blank look.

Li Daosheng looked at Lu Yisheng in bewilderment, his eyebrows were full of doubts, and he didn't seem to be able to figure it out.

"We've been together for a long time...... Why didn't I find out you had hemorrhoids......"

"I'm ......"

Lu Yisheng opened his mouth and just wanted to scold him, but at this moment, he suddenly felt that a few eyes looking at him were becoming strange.

"You ...... Are you so close? Chen Xian asked cautiously, for fear of accidentally stabbing the glass hearts of the two of them, "You can even ...... hemorrhoids."

“？？？” Li Daosheng had a question mark on his face, after all, he was still young and didn't know too many things.

"......" Lu Yisheng wanted to commit suicide on the spot, because he, an old oilman, had already heard Chen Xian's voice.

Just when Lu Yisheng wanted to defend a few words, he heard Xu Yanan make a "tsk" sound, and even the tone of his speech became weird, and there was an indescribable ambiguity hidden in his tone. Dark.

"Which of you is up and who is down?" Xu Yanan drove the car quietly, his face full of excitement and curiosity, "Or are you here for a change of shift?" Up and down? ”

"I'm so ......" Lu Yi was so angry that his face turned red.

"Oops, I'm still shy!" Xu Yanan was even more excited, with dazzling big stars in both eyes, "Tell my sister quickly, we are all our own people, don't be embarrassed!" ”

Lu Yisheng took a deep breath, looked back at Chen Xian, and then pointed to the metal tentacle that tied his right leg.

"Boss, you let go first."

"Oh oh good!"

Seeing that the tentacles had left his legs, Lu Yisheng turned his head and hooked his fingers at Li Daosheng on the side.

"Come, little Liuzi, come here."

"I'm tied up!"

This time, without waiting for Lu Yisheng to speak, Chen Xian took the initiative to help Li Daosheng untie him, and then looked at the two of them with great interest, the expression on his face was extremely subtle.

After being untied, Li Daosheng first thanked Chen Xian, then stood up and moved his numb limbs, and then slowly walked towards Lu Yisheng.

Lu Yisheng couldn't wait at the moment, and rushed over directly with great momentum, and before Li Daosheng had time to react, he jumped up and flew his feet, and without saying a word, Li Daosheng kicked into a gourd that rolled on the ground......

"Damn, you're hitting me?! What are you hitting me for?! ”

"Lao Tzu's reputation has been ruined by you! I'm fighting with you today! ”

"Don't mess around! If you don't have to deal with me lightly or lightly, watch out for me to chop you with a rusty sword! ”

"You try to split one! Little! Come and help me beat him up! ”

At this moment, the Yellow Turban Lux has recovered his prototype and turned back into the cute Zheng Taixiao, he heard Lu Yisheng's words and didn't move directly, it seemed that he was too lazy to take care of this brain-pumping waste master, and silently walked over to Chen Xian.

At the same time, the same was true of Mr. Skeleton and Xu Yanan, who had been untied, and they gathered around Chen Xian, looking at the two Lu brothers who were about to fight into a litter of pigs as if they were watching a play.

"I said to be careful, you girl is really ......" Xu Yanan greeted Mu He as soon as he walked over, pinched Mu He's cheek and pulled it gently, as if he hadn't come out of the previous failure, "You're going to make me angry!" ”

"I'm sorry...... I won't be next time! Mu He couldn't speak clearly when he was pulled by his face, and looked at Xu Yanan pitifully to defend himself, "Besides, I didn't mean to...... Who knew that Chen Xian reacted so quickly...... And he doesn't even spare a hand......"

Speaking of this, Mu He glared at Chen Xian angrily again.

"That's right! It's all your fault! Why don't you give me water! ”

“……”

Only women and villains are difficult to raise.

Chen Xian finally realized this truth.

"That's right, Chen Xian, you didn't say anything just now, you are about to throw Xiao Muhe into a big windmill......

"Uh-huh! Right! It all made me dizzy! ”

"It's a mock battle...... How could I possibly release water to you...... Besides, I've already released enough water......" Chen Xian defended aggrievedly, under the gaze of the two women, he couldn't even speak a lot softer, for fear that speaking louder would leave the two of them with a handle that could be used to criticize themselves, "If I use a knife, you won't be able to hold ...... even a round."

Chen Xian's words are true.

From the first simulated battle until now, he has never touched the sawsaw in front of anyone else, because he knows very well that the knife will be difficult to control once it is swung...... If you accidentally hurt your own people, it can't be calculated, so in these dozens of simulated battles, Chen Xian's fighting method is always to fight with his bare hands or use parasites to fight.

From this point of view, Chen Xian did release the water.

"Humph! I don't care! It's your fault anyway! Mu He took his ability to throw the pot to the extreme, no matter how Chen Xian defended it, anyway, he made it clear that he wanted Chen Xian to put this big black cauldron on top, "If you release the water, we will win just now!" ”

"Then why don't you say that if I admit defeat at the beginning, you won?" Chen Xian said helplessly.

"Admit defeat at the beginning......" Mu He glanced at Xu Yanan thoughtfully, wanting this big sister to help her analyze, "Isn't this a bit inappropriate?" ”

"What do you say?" Xu Yanan asked with a smile.

In order to prevent Mu He from continuing to entangle on this topic, Chen Xian glanced back and saw that Lu Yisheng and Li Daosheng were still playing hand-to-hand combat, so he shouted directly.

"Stop fighting! Come here! ”

At this moment, Lu Yisheng and Li Daosheng were both red-eyed, and no one was convinced, you kicked me and I kicked you back, and I didn't hear Chen Xian's words at all.

Lu Yisheng felt that Li Daosheng couldn't speak and caused his reputation to be lost, but Li Daosheng didn't know why, he completely felt that Lu Yisheng's temper came up and he was beaten, so the two of them fought inextricably and no one had the intention of stopping, and in the end, Chen Xian rushed up and gave a kick to one person, and they calmed down.

"Go back and clean you up again!"

"Look who's picking up who! Lao Tzu's rusty sword is not a vegetarian! ”

"You're crazy! I still have the Yellow Turban Lux No. 1 machine! When the time comes, you can see who it is......"

In the central area of the underground plaza, everyone sat in a circle after the mock battle, ready to make a post-battle summary.

"You're doing a good job this time, especially you." Chen Xian held his chin with his hand and glanced at Lu Yisheng helplessly, "I was almost yin by you!" ”

"Hehe...... Lu Yisheng scratched his head and laughed, looking quite proud.

"The sixth and Yanan have also improved, and there are still bones and little ones, and you have better control over your abilities than before." Chen Xian said unhurriedly.

"What about me, what about me!" Mu He raised his hand.

"You ......"

Chen Xian wanted to speak and stopped, thinking about how to give her a tactful and objective evaluation, but the mobile phone suddenly rang.

When I picked it up, it was a call from Huo Fatzi.

"Hello? Uncle Huo? ”

When he connected the phone, Chen Xian was still wondering in his heart, is there something wrong with Ningchuan? If it wasn't for the case, why would Huo Fatzi suddenly call him?

"Xiao Chen? Are you done? Huo Fatzi said on the other side of the phone, and from time to time he could hear the sound of tapping on the computer keyboard, "I didn't affect you on the phone, right?" ”

"It didn't affect us." Chen Xian replied, and then asked, "Is there something urgent about calling me suddenly?" ”

"Urgent...... It's not urgent, is it...... I just got a message......"

When Huo Fatzi said this, the sound of tapping on the keyboard on the other side of the phone stopped.

"The Ningchuan branch of the Kunlun Club has been almost prepared, and the time for on-site identity verification has also been determined, just at six o'clock in the morning the day after tomorrow, this news has just come out from our internal and has not yet been announced to the public......

As soon as the words fell, Huo Fatzi laughed twice.

"You guys are ready to prepare for the next two days, and show your face the day after tomorrow, it is estimated that the selection competition will start in a few days."

"So fast? Isn't there still half a month? Chen Xian asked confusedly.

Hearing this, Fat Huo also looked very puzzled, muttering in his mouth.

"I don't know...... It seems like time keeps changing...... Maybe the organizers have any scruples......"