Make a big fuss in the Gu Palace
Under this order, after the maid left, the atmosphere in the hall instantly cooled down, because there was nothing to say, and after the politeness was over, naturally only tea was left, and the more she didn't speak, the more tense the atmosphere became.
After a while, there was a burst of laughter like silver bells outside, and a crazy county lord with a disheveled head, disheveled clothes, and a rouge face broke in, followed by three maids and servants, and behold, the state was chasing the county lord all the way.
Zhaohua ran around in circles, and when he passed by the wizard, he hit him coldly, jumped up again, and stepped on his feet pretending to be unintentional......
Gu Wangye immediately couldn't help but laugh, and he didn't dare to let people see what he was laughing at, so he had to laugh and say, "Oh Yun'er, what fun did you play in the back just now?" The wizard was so angry that his face turned red, puffing out his cheeks like a frightened pufferfish, he glanced at Zhaohua fiercely, and suddenly saw Luan Cheng Xiang glaring at her, and he could only grit his teeth and endure the anger in his heart.
Zhaohua blinked his eyes and said a little mysteriously: "Daddy guess first, if you can't guess, I'll tell you, see if Zhaohua looks good today?"
Gu Wang Ye smiled: "Of course it's beautiful, I'm Yun'er the number one beauty in the capital!"
Zhao Hua was happy to dance and said: "Rouge, it's rouge, if you want it, daddy, I will give you ...... too" She said as she spoke, rubbing rouge on her fingers and was about to wipe it off on Gu Wangye's face, Gu Wangye stepped back again and again and pushed her hand away and said: "Daddy is a man, this rouge is a girl's thing, Daddy used what others want to laugh at."
Zhaohua nodded stunned and said, "Oh! So that's the case, she turned to the few maidservants behind her and smiled: "Come here, I'll dress you up and make you all more beautiful." After speaking, he went over to rub the rouge on them, and the maids dared to resist, they all followed her, smiled and saluted respectfully: "Xie Jun Lord reward!"
So Zhaohua each rewarded them with a face of rouge, all of them wiped like monkey buttocks, the male servants present couldn't help laughing, after Zhaohua wiped it, he was very satisfied to appreciate his masterpiece, and then clapped his hands and laughed: "Very beautiful, very beautiful!" Go, go and show them all, and call them all to come to me if they like, I'm happy today, and put makeup on every girl in our house......"
Gu Wangye hurriedly stopped her and said, "Yun'er Yun'er, let's play later, Daddy called you here today for something!" Come on, come on, Yun'er, I've seen this master, he is a wizard from Yiguo, and he came here today to help you look at your body. ”
Zhaohua turned his head to look at the wizard, because the wizard was dressed strangely, wearing a black dress embroidered with strange charms, his hair was scattered, and a red fire charm was drawn with cinnabar on his eyebrows, and his black beard was braided and tied with a red rope, Zhaohua cautiously went over and looked around the wizard, the wizard was wary of her as if he was on guard against some beast, and goosebumps appeared in the place where her eyes swept over.
Zhaohua looked at him with interest for a long time, and when he jumped back in front of him, he grabbed his beard under his chin and smiled: "It's fun, it's fun, are you called by your father to play with me?" It's just that I don't know if you are a man or a woman, a man has a beard, a woman wears rouge, you have a beard and rouge, so are you a man or a woman? Ah yes, Daddy said you're a wizard, could it be that you're androgynous? Wow, this is amazing! ”
"Poof-" Prime Minister Luan squirted out a sip of tea and coughed for a long time.
The wizard's face turned green with anger.
"No one has ever dared to touch my beard, no one has ever dared to be so disrespectful to me......" The wizard gritted his teeth and glared at Zhaohua, Zhaohua seemed to feel that something was wrong, the wizard originally had thick eyebrows and big eyes, his eyes were wide, his white eyes were more and less black, and the bloodshot on his eyes was clear, Zhaohua could see it clearly, and he was immediately startled, and turned around and hid behind his father.
Seeing that the wizard was not looking good, Gu Wang Ye immediately glared at him and said, "What does the master want?" Prime Minister Luan immediately smiled and said: "Oh, master, don't be angry, don't be angry, the county lord is delirious, now she is like a two or three-year-old naughty boy, the master must not be angry, the county lord is still waiting for the wizard to see a doctor!" ”
The wizard came back to his senses and hurriedly defended himself: "Ah, yes, please forgive me. It's not the county lord who is angry, I'm really sorry to scare the county lord, and it's the demon who is angry that is pestering the county lord, it's so rampant that I don't even put the deity in my eyes! It was the monster who controlled the county lord's rude words, and the prince could rest assured that he would not be angry with the county lord. ”
Gu Wangye didn't speak, but Zhaohua shouted: "Daddy, let him go, that person is so fierce, I'm afraid!" ”
The wizard shouted: "Demon, dare to bewitch the prince with words!" If you are afraid, you will be arrested immediately, the deity will take you back to Beiyi, set up a formation for you to confine, you can cultivate with peace of mind, until you cultivate into an immortal, the deity will not stop you, if you are disobedient, do not blame the deity for being polite to you! ”
was even more startled by his roar, and she secretly calculated in her heart: "If I drive him away or don't listen to him, I will have some disputes, if he tries to find out that I am pretending, it will be over!" Women's thirty-six plans, crying is the best plan! Cry! ”
Having made up his mind, Zhaohua immediately said, "Wow! He cried.
While crying, he spitted and scolded at the wizard, punched and kicked, and rolled around:
"Phew! What are you going to do, you say I'm a demon, and the lord of this county also says you're a demon, you're not a man or a woman, you are a demon when you dress like this, and these ghost things are painted on your face. You're crazy, you dare to bully me in my house! Liar, you lied to my father, don't think I don't know, many people want to snatch me away from my father, you bully me, let you bully me, let you dare to bully me in my house, I am the county lord, you dare to bully me! Who brought you here, and who allowed you to come in and who allowed you to come in? Get out of here, get out! ”
Zhaohua pushed the wizard into the courtyard again and again, while pushing, he also cried aggrievedly, and in the end, the wizard never returned the mouth, Zhaohua estimated that the limit of his patience had reached the extreme, so he stopped and said with red eyes: "No one dares to bully me, you are an outsider, why do you bully me so much, you are bullying me without being protected by your mother?" ”
As soon as she cried, her tears fell, and she wiped her hand again, her rouge was pasted, and a county lord with golden branches and jade leaves, known as the first beauty in the capital, instantly became a crazy woman. Gu Wang Ye helped Zhaohua up, Zhaohua just buried his head in his father's arms and cried bitterly: "They bullied me, Daddy, I'm not a demon, I'm not a demon, don't let him take me away, he will kill me!" Gu Wang Ye pretended to be embarrassed and looked at Prime Minister Luan and said, "Prime Minister, you have also seen it, let's stop this matter!" ”
In order to perform this play well, Zhaohua didn't want any "baggage" at all, and even Prime Minister Luan muttered in his heart when he saw it: "Could it be that she is really crazy?" But he was not reconciled, and then persuaded: "Lord Wang, have you forgotten what the wizard just said? If the county lord is haunted by this demon again, it will kill people! I don't think the prince wants to see the county lord at the mercy of any demon like this! ”
Gu Wang Ye frowned and said, "You say it's a demon or a demon?" She's my daughter! ”
The wizard finally stood firm, took a deep breath, stroked the two locks of bangs in front of his forehead, and sighed: "Poor, pitiful, the county lord was entangled by a demon like this." He suddenly snatched a pot of hot tea from the table, turned to stare at the prince and said, "Lord, you have been bewitched!" Now, in order to catch the monster, I have to offend the prince! ”
After that, he lifted the lid of the pot, and splashed the tea with Gu Wangye, although Gu Wangye likes to make friends with heroes, but he himself does not know any martial arts, seeing that this wizard made a time, he couldn't dodge, so he could only quickly push Zhaohua aside, and he was poured hot tea on his face.
Although the tea is not hot, but the tea leaves in it are sticking to the hair on his face, and Gu Wangye is also very embarrassed, so angry that he pointed at the wizard and shouted: "It's the other way around, catch him for me!" ”
As soon as they heard the king's orders, they served tea, delivered water, swept the floor, and cut flowers...... rushed over with the guys at hand, but because the wizard and Prime Minister Luan had already discussed, both of them reacted quickly, and the wizard took advantage of the chaos to arrest the county lord, and Prime Minister Luan controlled Prince Gu.
Seeing that everyone rushed up, Prime Minister Luan shouted: "Don't worry, I won't hurt the prince and the county lord, if you don't believe it, rashly step forward and hurt the prime minister, the prime minister can notify you to the royal front and put you on death row, and your prince and county lord will not be spared!" ”
These few words immediately frightened the family members present, Yue Lin and Zhou Wenlian were originally watching not far away, but they also rushed over when they heard the news, Yue Lin was afraid that someone would be reckless, otherwise he would really not be able to tell, and immediately said: "Don't act rashly!" ”
Prime Minister Luan said: "I came here today to cure the county lord's illness, and the prince was also bewitched by the ghost that haunted the county lord, and I did it for the good of the prince." ”
The wizard over there chased Zhaohua, there was a difference between men and women, the wizard didn't dare to get too close to her, but he had already pulled out the peach wood sword on his waist and shouted: "Don't worry, everyone, my trip is to catch demons, it hurts the county lord to be a demon, the county lord will be fine, everyone must not be bewitched by demons, you must stick to your mind!" Demon, I accepted you today, but if you refuse to confess your sin, don't blame me for being ruthless. ”
After saying that, he swung his sword and threw it at Zhaohua, although the wooden sword had no blade, but it hurt when it hit his body, so Zhaohua had to draw his sword again.
A snow-bright white light spread out, the wizard's fists and feet were quite powerful, Zhao Hua didn't even stab him with a few swords, of course, Zhao Hua didn't really want to hurt him, he just wanted to force him back, the two of them seemed to be fighting in one place, but they had always been in a stalemate with each other.
Zhaohua was afraid that he would have an excuse to say that he was not crazy, and he was secretly anxious in his heart, when suddenly the wizard sneered: "Demon, stubborn!" I'm going to kill you today! After he finished speaking, he bit his middle finger, smeared the blood on the peachwood sword, and stabbed it at Zhaohua's eyebrows, Zhaohua could only dodge, but the wizard's dog skin plaster seemed to refuse to let him go, Zhaohua sweated in a hurry, and Luan Cheng sneered when he saw this: "I see that the county host is very spiritual!" ”
As he spoke, he squinted at the already hostage Gu Wangye, who had been hostaged, and Gu Wangye scolded: "Ridiculous, the dignified prime minister brought someone to my prince's house to mess around, and coerced the old man to bully my daughter, she is already crazy, don't deceive people too much!" ”
This sentence is like a code, on the other side, Zhou Wenlian, who was anxious, suddenly had a flash of inspiration, and gave Zhaohua a gesture of "kill", Zhaohua's heart was cold, but immediately turned white, and immediately made a move on the sorcerer's shoulder, arm, and leg, slashing and stabbing without mercy, and yelled: "Bad guy, you kill me, I will kill you too, let you bully me again!" ”
Zhaohua moved, and blood splashed in the room in an instant, and blood was seen on Bai Sensen's blade. The wizard was really scared now, originally he just wanted to force her to not be stupid, and he was about to succeed, but he didn't expect Zhaohua to dare to kill the killer, he was really panicked, he thought she wouldn't dare to kill.
Seeing that Zhaohua was really crazy, how could he block it with a wooden sword, and if the county lord could kill him, he couldn't kill the county lord, so he immediately rushed out of the front hall and shouted: "Crazy, crazy, the county lord is really crazy, the county lord is going to kill!" Killed! ”
Prime Minister Luan was also a little dumbfounded, and Prince Gu took advantage of his relaxation to break free of his hand, rushed to Zhaohua and said, "Girl, quickly put away the sword!" Zhaohua's six relatives didn't recognize it, pushed away Gu Wangye, raised his sword and stabbed at Luan Chengxiang, and shouted: "It's you, did you bring him to kill me!" I'll kill you! She raised her sword and stabbed at him, everyone was shocked, but Prime Minister Luan stood motionless, Yue Lin was about to step forward to stop him, but Zhou Wenlian gave him a look and told him not to move, and he leaned forward and pounced, blocking in front of Prime Minister Luan, the sword pierced Zhou Wenlian's shoulder, and the tip of the sword through the past was pointing at Prime Minister Luan's chest!