At this moment, Qin Liang suddenly remembered an idiom, beautiful and delicious.

With a grunt, she couldn't hold back her saliva.

Lu Shenghe was startled by the sound of her saliva, thinking that she was extremely hungry, and flicked her head with his finger in disgust, "Starving ghost reincarnate." ”

Qin Liang touched his head and said unconvinced, "You just starved to death and reincarnated, I obviously coveted your beauty, okay?" ”

Lu Shenghe listened, but he was even more disgusted, "It turns out that you are not just a starving ghost, but also a lust, a ghost, why didn't you find out that you were so good before, lust?" ”

Qin Liang was angry, and said angrily, "What do you know, Confucius said, eating color is also, good, color is human nature." ”

When Lu Shenghe heard this, he was stunned for a moment, and then laughed.

Qin Liang looked at him inexplicably, "What are you laughing at?" ”

Lu Shenghe just laughed and didn't respond to her.

Qin Liang was anxious, "If you laugh again, I'm angry!" ”

She has released a killer feature, where does Lu Shenghe dare to slack off, he quickly put away his laughter, holding back his laughter, not to mention how fortunate he is.

"What the hell are you laughing at?" Qin Liang asked.

Lu Shenghe covered his mouth and coughed lightly, squeezed his eyes and asked her, "Wife, tell me honestly, what is your education level?" ”

Qin Liang didn't seem to be a good word no matter how she heard this, she snorted, "Undergraduate, what's wrong?" ”

When Lu Shenghe heard this, he pretended to be surprised and said, "Really? Are you sure you didn't just go to elementary school and graduate? ”

This is simply a starvation mockery, Qin Liang is angry, "You are the one who graduated from elementary school!" Your whole family graduated from elementary school! ”

Lu Shenghe sighed twice, shook his head and said, "I'm sorry, my family seems to have only my wife, you graduated from elementary school, I finished college at the age of eighteen, and when I was not surprised, before the age of twenty-four, I was a double doctor." ”

Qin Liang wanted to say that he was bragging, but thinking of Lu Shenghe's perverted IQ, it didn't seem impossible.

How can there be a feeling of being crushed by IQ?

Gassy!

"So what! Why are you laughing at my academic qualifications! Qin Liang said angrily.

Lu Shenghe pretended to sigh and said, "I'm not laughing, I'm skeptical." ”

"What is there to be suspicious?" Qin Liang glared at him.

Lu Shenghe pursed his lips and said, "A person who can distort the sex of eating color into good and lustful, it is difficult for me not to doubt her academic qualifications." ”

Qin Liang was confused when he heard this, and asked puzzledly, "Color-eating is also, isn't it good, color, what is it?" ”

"Eating color is also from "Mencius Gaozi I", which means that eating and yearning for beautiful things are human nature, not the meaning of good and lust in your mouth." Lu Shenghe explained.

Qin Liang snorted and expressed his disbelief, "It's almost the same meaning, okay, isn't lust just the yearning for beautiful things?" ”

Lu Shenghe patted her little head with his big hand, and said helplessly, "Wife, the sex of food and color is not what Confucius said, it was said by Confucius, the fourth section of "Mencius: Confession I", the son of Confucius said that food and sex are also. benevolence, inner also, non-outer also; Righteousness, outside, not inside. ”

His voice was low, like the bell of a cold mountain in the distance, and he spoke slowly, and it was not too annoying to listen to in his ears, and it was very comfortable.

When he was in school, Qin Liang felt a headache when he saw these things, but now when he heard Lu Shenghe read such a long paragraph, he actually felt that he was relishing.

She sighed inexplicably, Lu Shenghe thought she was unhappy, and hurriedly compromised, "But my wife said it was good, sex, it was good, sex." ”

This is full of desire to survive!

Qin Liang patted Lu Shenghe's shoulder with a smile, and said seriously, "If I had a handsome Chinese teacher like you when I was in school, I wouldn't be at the bottom of every exam." ”

Lu Shenghe sighed and disagreed, "If I really become your Chinese teacher, you will still be at the bottom of the exam." ”

"Why?" Qin Liang asked puzzled.

Lu Shenghe pretended to sigh sadly, "I'm so handsome, you must not be attentive in class, you can't extricate yourself from my beauty, how can you still be in the mood to study?" ”

When Qin Liang heard this, he felt that it made sense, so he nodded.

But after nodding, what did you think was wrong?

Until Lu Shenghe led her down the mountain, she didn't think clearly, she was really stupid!

The car drove off the ring road, Qin Liang sat in the passenger seat, touched his flat stomach, and said aggrievedly, "I'm so hungry." ”

Lu Shenghe looked at her aggrieved appearance, and said with a smile, "Bear with me, I'll be home soon." ”

After saying that, he stepped on the accelerator and rushed towards the city as fast as he could.

Qin Liang was frightened by him, and while grabbing the seat, he shouted at Lu Shenghe, "Why are you driving so fast, violating traffic rules, if you are handed over and the police uncle catches you, we will go to the police station for breakfast!" ”

"Afraid of what?" The corners of Lu Shenghe's lips hooked, and the throttle did not let go at all.

The car rushed out like an arrow from the string, and soon attracted the attention of the traffic and police, and the police car chased after him, so frightened that Qin Liang immediately stopped at Lu Shenghe.

"Deliver, Uncle Police is chasing us, stop quickly, if you are caught, you will wait to be fined!"

Lu Shenghe glanced in the rearview mirror, the police car was chasing after him, he was still bending the corners of his lips, looked at Qin Liang and said, "Do you know how to act?" ”

Qin Liang sighed, "What are you playing?" ”

Lu Shenghe sneered, "Playing a fool, it just happens that you are acting in your true colors." ”

"You're a fool!" Qin Liang was angry.

As soon as she finished speaking, Lu Shenghe suddenly came to an emergency brake, made a 180-degree turn on the road, and directly aimed the front of the car at the police car driving behind her.

Qin Liang was stunned by his sudden movements, if it weren't for the seat belt, she didn't doubt that she would be thrown out of the car by Lu Shenghe.

A wave of panic, when Qin Liang raised his head and looked at the traffic on the opposite side, the police had already gotten out of the car and were walking towards them, Qin Liang was a little panicked, and hurriedly asked Lu Shenghe, "What should I do?" ”

Lu Shenghe was still calm, and even patted her hand and comforted, "Don't be afraid, do as I instruct." ”

"What instructions?" Qin Liang looked at him confused.

Lu Shenghe just blinked, didn't say anything, in Qin Liang's puzzled gaze, he took the initiative to get out of the car, and changed an anxious tone to the hand who came over, "Officer, when my wife was eating breakfast, she choked on eggs, and now she can't breathe, please help us open the way, send my wife to the hospital for rescue first, as long as my wife is fine, I am willing to accept any punishment!" ”

Qin Liang, who was sitting in the car, heard this, and immediately had a question mark on his face???? ”

She didn't even eat breakfast, why did she choke on eggs?

After listening to Lu Shenghe's words, the police squatted down and went to check Qin Liang's situation.

Qin Liang looked up, and saw Lu Shenghe glaring at her, and instantly blessed her heart, covering her neck and starting to roll her eyes.

Jiao, the police saw Qin Liang with his mouth open and breathing hard, so he really believed Lu Shenghe's words, his life was at stake, and he didn't care about Lu Shenghe's speeding, so he waved his hand directly, "Go, I'll take you to the hospital first." ”

"Thank you, officer, you are such a good person, I will always remember your kindness," Lu Shenghe said with a grateful face, and he almost wiped two tears.

The police had a very good impression of this man who loved his wife, and decided to open the ticket lightly.

Lu Shenghe got back into the car, and when he saw Qin Liang's ghost-like expression, he blinked again.

"You're so shameless," Qin Liang complained.

Lu Shenghe raised his eyebrows, "Each other, each other." ”

Traffic, the police opened the road in front, all the way to the hospital unimpeded, Qin Liang was sent to the rescue room as soon as possible, although Lu Shenghe arrived in advance to say hello, Qin Liang just needs to go through the motions, but Qin Liang still feels guilty in his heart, and there is a sense of crime of wasting public resources.

By the time Qin Liang pretended to be out of danger and came out of the rescue room, the police had already left, waving his sleeves and not taking away a single cloud, leaving only a ticket.

Lu Shenghe and Qin Liang glanced at each other and couldn't help but laugh.

"What now?" Qin Liang asked.

Lu Shenghe sighed and said, "What else can I do, go to breakfast, aren't you hungry?" ”

Qin Liang nodded, "Hungry, but what about the ticket?" ”

Lu Shenghe casually pasted the ticket on her head, and said nonchalantly, "After eating, remember to pay the money." ”

Qin Liang took off the list and asked dissatisfiedly, "Why did you go to the car you drove?" ”

"And for whom am I being punished?" Lu Shenghe asked rhetorically.

"Me," Qin Liang honestly pointed at himself.

When Lu Shenghe heard this, he shrugged his shoulders easily, "Isn't that enough?" You are the one who started it, so is it reasonable for you to pay the money? ”

Qin Liang nodded.

"That's good," Lu Shenghe patted her on the head.

Qin Liang slapped his hand away, carefully put away the ticket, and planned to go to the police station to cancel the ticket after breakfast, but after taking two steps, he suddenly reacted.

No, it's not her who is driving over the speed limit and lying and deceiving people, why did she become the initiator?

"Lu Shenghe!" Qin Liang, who finally reacted, crossed his waist with his hand, and it was the roar of the Hedong lion.

Lu Shenghe rubbed his ears with his hands, looking at Qin Liang's angry appearance, knowing that his wife's unbright head finally reacted to something wrong, and couldn't help laughing.

"You know how to cheat me!" Qin Liang stepped on him hatefully.

Lu Shenghe's face didn't change, but he just took her hand with amusement and said, "Teasing you, after breakfast, I'll let Ma Yang deal with it." ”

Qin Liang still felt unhappy, "You made a mistake, why did you let the family clean up the aftermath for you?" ”

Lu Shenghe touched his nose and said, "Then isn't he just helping me deal with the aftermath?" ”

"Are you a three-year-old? You have to be wiped by someone for you, stock," Qin Liang slapped the ticket on his chest, waved his big hand, and made a decision directly, "After breakfast, you go to the police station with me to cancel the ticket!" ”

Lu Shenghe had a bitter face, "Wife, I still have something..."

Qin Liang's eyes widened.

"Something is not as important as accompanying your wife, listen to you, go after breakfast!"