Chapter 477: Go back to ancient times and open an Internet café
It is said that August is high and cool, not as hot as July, but the power of autumn tigers is no worse than summer.
At least Yu Yan is reluctant to go out today.
Although at his level, Qiu Lao Hu is the same as Qiu Xiaomeow, but the bright sun outside makes him feel dizzy unconsciously.
When you go out in this weather, it's nice to play games in a chair!
Even on the computer desktop in front of him, there was only one icon.
At this moment, the curtain was pulled open.
"Shhh
The visitor took a breath of cool air, only to feel that the whole body was comfortable, as if a long drought was in the rain, and the cells of the whole body were cheering and jumping.
The man had a feather fan in his hand and stammered, "This ...... This...... Why? Why is it so refreshing? ”
After speaking, he didn't wait for Yu Yan to answer, and pointed to the rows of computers in the room and asked, "What is this?" Why is it like ...... Resemble...... Fireflies in general? ”
Yu Yan almost sprayed on the computer with a mouthful of salt soda.
How uninformed is this to compare computers to fireflies? Who has ever seen a firefly with such a big and thin ass?
However, when he thinks of the times he lives in, he has to admit that this metaphor is actually quite subtle.
He choked and coughed, "Ahem...... Cough...... This is the computer. ”
"Shopkeeper?"
"Computers, lightning electricity, brains of the mind."
"Lightning? Brain? ”
The visitor repeated, then turned and ran, shouting as he ran, "Youkai! Here youkai! Chop off your head and turn it into a monster that can hold lightning! ”
Yu Yan: "......"
He knew that there was a generation gap between himself and these people.
It is said that there are more than 180 ditches between him and these people, and he alone cannot fill them.
At this time, Kai Kai, who was lying on the computer desk, suddenly spoke: "Chief, do you want me to send a sentry to arrest him back?" ”
"No, you don't."
"Oh."
Kai Kai answered, but it didn't take long for him to help but say: "But Chief, your Internet café has been open for almost a month, and there is not a single person who has access to the Internet." ”
Yu Yan: "It's okay, anyway, the system only let me open an Internet café, and didn't let me solicit customers, so it doesn't matter if anyone is online." ”
……
Besides, the person who broke into the Internet café by mistake stumbled out, shouting all the way: "Youkai! Monster! ”
Because the weather was so hot and humid, and I recently heard that there was going to be a war, the streets were empty and there were no people in sight, and even the surrounding shops and courtyards were closed.
It wasn't until he turned two street corners that the man saw a water shop in the distance, and two sergeants who were hiding in the shade were sitting in it, so he hurriedly ran over: "Youkai! Monster! There's a youkai there! ”
"Here's another one!" Sergeant A smiled at Sergeant B.
"What's coming?" The man was stunned, "There's a monster there!" That youkai chopped off the human head and made something that could hold lightning, and it was horrible to put it on the table in rows! ”
Sergeant A smiled: "Is it that monster's nest, the yin qi is particularly heavy, and it is cold when you walk in, like falling into an ice cave?" ”
The man nodded frantically, with a look of finally seeing the organization: "Yes! Right! That's it, exactly like you said, the yin qi is particularly heavy! ”
As he spoke, his face suddenly turned pale, and his teeth chattered: "Yin...... Yin qi, difficult to ...... Could it be that the things in there are not demons...... Youkai, while ...... It's ......"
"Twenty-three." Sergeant B, who had been silent, suddenly spoke.
The man was puzzled: "What twenty-three?" ”
Sergeant A took over the conversation: "He said that you are the twenty-third person of this month, who said that he had met a monster." ”
"Someone has met it before?"
"Not a month ago, but since this month, a few people have come running every three or five times, saying that they have hit an evil spirit."
"If you know, why do you ...... Why ......"
"Why don't you exorcise evil spirits?"
"Yes."
"It's good to exorcise evil spirits, you tell us first, where is the evil?"
"In ...... In the ......"
The man was suddenly stunned, he remembered what he saw there, but he couldn't remember where it was.
This unusual situation made him think more and more that he had hit the evil spirit: "It's over, it's over, I'm dead!" ”
Sergeant A patted him: "Don't be afraid, the twenty-two people in front of you are still alive, they are also the same as you, saying that they have hit the evil spirit, but they can't remember where they hit the evil spirit." ”
"Really?"
"Of course."
"That's it...... Even so, you can't let it go. ”
"Who says we didn't care? We have tried all the methods we can think of, and even the military advisors have personally investigated them, but we still found nothing. ”
"The military advisors haven't found out?"
"yes."
"That'...... Then this evil is too evil. ”
The person who thinks he has hit the evil is a little unacceptable, you must know that since the last time the military division burned the enemy to the ground, only the main general fled from the path, and the prestige of the military division has been growing day by day.
Otherwise, the price of chicken feathers in the city would not have increased, and he would not use a chicken feather fan as a pheasant feather fan every day.
Seeing that his face was still not good, Sergeant A comforted: "You don't have to worry too much, can't you hide if you can't provoke him?" As long as you follow the envoy away, it is estimated that that thing will not be able to help you. ”
"Leave? The envoy is leaving! The man was shocked.
"Hmm." Sergeant A nodded, "Just now, the envoy has sent me to wait at the four gates to make a list and inform the residents of this matter. ”
"How so? Didn't you win last time? ”
"The battle was won, but the enemy was strong and made a comeback again, and the governor had just died...... The envoy is helpless. ”
“……”
The "Evil Striker" was speechless for a long time.
It has been eight years since the envoy came here, and although these eight years have not caught up with the previous peaceful days, they are generally calm, much better than other places.
But now that the envoy is leaving, will he stay, or will he leave?
Stay, let's not talk about the "evil" in the dark, just say that the new people will definitely be requisitioned, and the consequences will be unpredictable.
followed and left, not to mention whether the envoy was willing to take him with him, just one person leaving his hometown made him extremely reluctant to leave.
He sat in the water shop in a daze, not even knowing when the two sergeants would leave, until a commotion sounded: "The king has an order, regardless of the old and young men and women, and those who are willing to obey will follow me to Fancheng for temporary refuge today, and you must not make a mistake by yourself!" ”
"Make the king have an order......
"Make the king have an order......
With the announcement, the small city instantly became agitated, and teams of sergeants began to mobilize residents from house to house to evacuate to Fancheng.
Dozens of miles away, 3,000 ironclad troops opened the way, followed by 100,000 troops, rushing towards this small city.
In the Internet café, a certain "evil man" played a game and threw the mouse: "Open it, how did this broken game open the hidden script?" It's too slow and boring to wait for yourself to clear the level! ”
Thank you for the reward!