"Apprentice~"

"Apprentice~Puff~Puff~"

The black cat was curled up in the Golden Dragon Hall and napping, and her ears moved to signal that she had heard.

"Get up, get up~"

"?" Si Yubai took the wrong medicine today, right? How to speak to her in such a disgusting tone?

"Apprentice, take you to a good place for the teacher~" Si Yubai picked up the black cat in the fog, "You have learned to cast yourself in just a few days, and you can be rewarded for the teacher~"

Reward?

What kind of tricks is this Si Yubai doing?

2

At this time, the sun was about to set, and the sunset on the horizon reflected the entire Forbidden Palace.

The man took her to a hut on the stargazing platform: "Apprentice, I have prepared a dress for you, and you can put it on behind the screen for the teacher to see." ”

"Skirts?" Miao Miaomiao jumped out of his arms and looked at the man suspiciously.

"This is carefully selected for the teacher, apprentice, you will like it......"

The man stood on the other side of the screen dancing and talking about how he had chosen the garment, and how much money had cost him.

After Miao Miaomiao walked out, Si Yubai stroked his chin with one hand and nodded with satisfaction: "The size is just right!" No need to change it......"

"Master......"

"Huh?"

The girl looked down at her clothes: "Are you sure you picked it yourself?" ”

"yes...... Of course, there are also stores who try to recommend it, but the most important thing is that the teacher himself thinks this dress is good. ”

"This dress...... How much money do you say you spent? ”

"Fifty taels."

"Fifty taels?!"

"Although it's a bit expensive, but when I think that this is for you, we don't feel distressed at all!" Si Yubai raised his chin, his expression was radiant, and he looked like he was waiting to be praised.

Miao Miaomiao couldn't bear it, but she didn't want to hide it: "Master, ......"

"What's wrong? This dress...... Dislike? The man's brows furrowed slightly, and the corners of his mouth sank slightly.

"This dress...... It's not that I don't like ......" she was thinking about how to tell the truth tactfully, "It's just that there are a lot of people who wear it......"

"How so? The boss who sold clothes said that Chang'an City is the only one, and it is a one-of-a-kind! ”

"The boss said that Chang'an City is the only one, but he didn't say how many people there are in the palace......"

"What do you mean, disciple?"

"Master...... This dress is exactly the same as what the draft girl wears! ”

Others have foreign trade tail lists, and eighty percent of her body is palace trade tail lists!

This dress costs fifty taels, and Miao Miaomiao really hurts her master.

"Boom!"

Si Yubai slapped a handprint on the side with one palm.

The girl was so shocked that she took half a step back: "Master...... Don't worry about getting angry, you have accepted this dress, it's a big deal that we don't wear it in the palace in the future......"

"Si Detective Xing!" He squeezed those three words out between his teeth.

Why did you suddenly call Si Zhenxing's name?

Could it be that this dress was sold to him by Si Zhenxing?

A cold-faced man came to mind selling women's dresses to Si Yubai......

This picture ......

It's a bit unbearable to look at it directly!

"I went to buy a gift for the apprentice today, and I met this guy, he fell in love with this skirt and was bargaining with the boss, so I ...... Just ......"

Miao Miaomiao raised her eyebrows: "You didn't think about it, and took off the clothes at a higher price?" ”

"People are also ......hot for a while," the aggrieved little eyes glanced at her, and her pink thin lips pursed.

"Master, you don't use your head to think, this detective Xing has no wife, no concubines, no sisters and sisters, and no daughters with his mother, why do you want to buy a women's dress?"

"Hiss......" Si Yubai touched his chin and pondered for a long time, and finally burst out of a sentence, "Could it be that he loves this?" ”

……

Si Yubai and Miao Miaomiao were both put together!

Because just as the two of them were chatting in the small room, suddenly two masters rushed in from outside and surrounded them.

Because Miao Miaomiao is a cat, her natural senses are more sensitive than ordinary people.

With so many people approaching, she didn't notice it, so these masters are definitely the best of the best!

Si Yubai was also extremely shocked, and the master and apprentice subconsciously hugged each other, trembling.

There are so many masters who can be summoned in the palace, and only one person can ......

Li Xuan came in with his hand, and his eyes swept over the pair of masters and apprentices: "Da Siyu, someone just reported that you had an affair with a show girl......

The master and apprentice bounced away several feet in an instant.

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty......"

Li Xuan raised his hand and stopped the words that the two wanted to explain: "Fornication in the palace is a serious crime, but I will be lenient quickly, if you want to atone for your sins, do one thing for me......"

Miao Miaomiao finally knew who was calculating her.

Can this emperor do things step by step?

first asked Si Detective Xing to pretend to buy clothes to "meet" Si Yubai, according to Si Yubai's temperament, he would definitely rob Si Detective Xing of what he liked.

But it was useless for Si Yubai to buy a woman's dress, so he naturally thought of the baby apprentice first!

At this time, Miao Miaomiao appeared in human form and changed into a good show girl's clothes, so these masters who were in ambush waited for the opportunity to move, "catching rape" in the room!

went around in a circle, and the target of this Li Xuan was still her......

It should be said that she is in human form......

She is now a "body of sin", and she must behave well...... Ahh

Behave like a ghost!

See if she doesn't turn this emperor's harem upside down!

When the time comes, pat your ass and leave, wandering the world~

"Hey! That show girl! How do you spit! Which palace? At this moment, a man who looked like a housekeeper shouted from afar.

Miao Miaomiao saw that this was not the Yan Mama of Chuxiu Palace?

This woman is not easy to get along with, it is better to go first!

Now that Chuxiu Palace has just opened, Miao Miaomiao followed the incense and found the canteen.

I took a soup bowl and walked to the rice bucket, filled the bowl and set it aside.

Then he picked up the rice bucket and walked to the dining table and ate it heavily.

Everyone in the hall stopped the dishes and chopsticks and looked at her with complicated eyes.

Miao Miaomiao glanced at everyone: "What's wrong?" Got all fed? ”

After that, she picked up the vegetable plate and covered the braised pork on top of the rice: "You are full, I haven't eaten yet!" ”

After that, he took another big bite.

When the cafeteria people were almost gone, Miao Miaomiao finally finished shoveling the last bite of food, and walked out of the door with one hand on the wall and the other on her stomach.

The original Miao Miaomiao is dead, and she is now Niu Hulu......

Ahem!

She is now playing the daughter of the county magistrate of Qingtian County, Leng Shuyan.

I am fifteen years old.

This Leng Shuyan has an arrogant temperament, but he is brilliant in writing and good-looking...... According to the court painters, it should be ranked in the top three among the show girls.

When she heard it at the time, she immediately looked in the mirror excitedly, after all, she could rank in the top three, and if she didn't fall into the country and the city, she had to be picturesque, right?

As a result, when she saw it, she looked like an ordinary person, and there were a little freckles on her face......

Not even half of her original, she lost interest in an instant.

Even the top three of her looks look like this, so what are those show girls like!

She peeked at several of them just now, and each one was more difficult to talk about than the other......

Come to the draft, so you can shave your beard!

The face is black, and with a mouth of lip hair that is more lush than a man, the whole is the reincarnation of Zhang Fei!

For fear that she would clench her fists and shout "brother" to the emperor!

There are also some sharp-beaked monkey gills.

There are nostrils that look like patios.

Not to mention the earth, the sky, the earth......

She just wanted to ask, how did this kind of appearance survive the first test?

This official who screened the show girl, how much oil and water did he make!